Post by Reck Maverick on May 8, 2007 22:02:47 GMT -6
In case you missed the last episode - here's the breakdown. The coolest dudes in POW - The Four Horsemen XE went to a local club to relax and drink a few drinks. Lance Erickson and Jayde Nightwood made a bet to see who could win their match faster - Lance or The Resident Hero - Reck Maverick. Then some drunkard stumbled up to the crew and laid down a challenge to the Atomic Ninja - And now the conclusion.
Reck Maverick - Hey brother, what's your game? Go Fish? Clue? Scrabble - I'm a friggin' GOD at Scrabble - no wait, I'm better... I'm like God's LANDLORD I'm so good. Hey wait... I recognize you...
The drunkard has the AUDACITY to actually b*tch-slap the Hero of the Story.
Drunkard - No, I challenge you to a FIGHT!
Suddenly the club's DJ comes over with a microphone.
DJ - Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo, Yo... YO! I can see that two of our patrons have beef with each other. Well, if this was ANY other club in the good ol' USA, the bouncers would toss you two out... But this AIN'T no ordinary club. We all know how to settle problems here! Right?
The crowd starts chanting "CAGE, CAGE, CAGE" as Maverick and even the Drunkard look around a little confused. Maverick shoots a look to the Horsemen, they also don't know what's going on. Suddenly a huge cage-like structure lowers from the ceiling, trapping Maverick and his opponent.
Jayde - Hey! What the hell are they doing?
Lance Erickson - I don't know... but it can't be good.
DJ - You know the rules - Beat the guy until he can't answer a 10 count... other then that - your imagination is your only limitation. FIGHT!
The drunkard charges Maverick, who quickly jumps backward onto the Cage then bounds over the charging chump. Reck lands, rolls and Kip up, throwing off his coat and hat in the process. He then grabs a silver buckle-like object from Hammerspace and holds it up to the sky.
Reck Maverick - ATOMIC NINJA... POWER UP!
Suddenly there is a bright flash of light and Maverick's vintage 1940's apparel is replaced by the standard fighting uniform of his Legendary Clan of Ninja - The Atomic Ninja has arrived. Maverick taunts the drunkard.
Reck Maverick - That's right bitch! I bring my own SPECIAL EFFECTS!
The drunkard shouts something un-intelligent and again charges our hero - throwing two huge hay-makers and a spin-kick, All EASILY dodged by The STAR of the SHOW. Reck counters by grabbing the drunkard's shoulders and leaping up - and using the momentum to drop down and slide between the vile thugs legs. Reck then kicks him in the ass that sends him stumbling forward - Reck Nin-Ja-Roonie's his way back onto his feet.
Reck Maverick - I don't know what's more entertaining... me LITERALLY kicking your ass... or making an ass of out you. What's your problem anyway dude?
Drunkard - You defeat my mentor! you must pay.
The thug throws another wild shot that Maverick ducks under
Reck Maverick - Yeah... that's really tells me a LOT dude... I've beaten a lot of "mentors" could you PLEASE be a little more specific.
Drunkard - I don't think I need to be Maverick. You know who I am and who he is.
Reck Maverick - I THOUGHT I knew you... So this what the great student of "The Legendary" Josh Eagles has been reduced to - picking fights in drunken stupors. Glad to see you inherited his short fuse along with his lackluster wrestling ability.
Drunkard - SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!
Reck Maverick - As well as his wit... I'm impressed, I think... on second thought no I'm not - I just slightly amused. I knew Josh couldn't face me on even ground but THIS? Dude - are you serious?
The drunken twit AGAIN attempts to attack our hero. Do you think he could? NO WAY man, although truth be told... he NEARLY got him that last time... Unless he's going for one of those famous "Air Eagles" that everyone talks about - you know... the punches that miss by a mile - then the fool is batting a thousand!
Reck Maverick - Okay... now this is just getting pitiful. Why am I even fighting you? You're are obviously not a legitimate threat to my health, at best your nothing more then a drain on my self-depreciating joke and corny puns. You should be fight Lance instead.
Lance Erickson - Hey!
Reck Maverick - What?
Lance Erickson - What the hell are you dissing me?
Reck Maverick - You're closest?
Lance notices he is indeed closest to the cage... and he curses. At this point the drunkard attempts a cheap shot... but Maverick CATCHES THE FIST and looks at the fool and waggles his finger.
Reck Maverick - Now, now. This is a private conversation... go and sit down and I'll insult you in a minute. Now, Lance... you got to realize that Josh is about as good as this twit... actually truth be told I think this guy is tougher. So you should fight him - you'd win! EASY! and add another notch to you Brass knuckles, or belt... or whatever it is you notch when you win.
Lance Erickson - Ah gotcha.
Reck Maverick - Indeed. NOW BACK TO YOU HAPPY! Why am I still here in this cage with you?
DJ - BECAUSE IT'S THE CAGE BABY!
Reck Maverick - Is that all? Mr. DJ I got two words for you... NINJA.... wait for it... Hey slappy why don't try punching me again.... TELEPORT.
The twit goes for one last punch but Reck disappears in a cloud of smoke and reappears back at the Horsemen's table.
Reck Maverick - Sup Guys? Ready to book?
Big Ci - Yep, just waiting for you.
Reck Maverick - Groovy, then let's bounce.
The crew stands up and begin to walk out. Reck stops at the cage... just outside of the Drunkards reach.
Reck Maverick - Hey, when you see Beagles' thank him for the warm up. Now Jayde is sure to win that bet. Catch ya on the flip side.
Reck STRUTS away from the cage as Slappy is yelling and kicking the bars as the scene ends.
The End
Reck Maverick - Hey brother, what's your game? Go Fish? Clue? Scrabble - I'm a friggin' GOD at Scrabble - no wait, I'm better... I'm like God's LANDLORD I'm so good. Hey wait... I recognize you...
The drunkard has the AUDACITY to actually b*tch-slap the Hero of the Story.
Drunkard - No, I challenge you to a FIGHT!
Suddenly the club's DJ comes over with a microphone.
DJ - Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo, Yo... YO! I can see that two of our patrons have beef with each other. Well, if this was ANY other club in the good ol' USA, the bouncers would toss you two out... But this AIN'T no ordinary club. We all know how to settle problems here! Right?
The crowd starts chanting "CAGE, CAGE, CAGE" as Maverick and even the Drunkard look around a little confused. Maverick shoots a look to the Horsemen, they also don't know what's going on. Suddenly a huge cage-like structure lowers from the ceiling, trapping Maverick and his opponent.
Jayde - Hey! What the hell are they doing?
Lance Erickson - I don't know... but it can't be good.
DJ - You know the rules - Beat the guy until he can't answer a 10 count... other then that - your imagination is your only limitation. FIGHT!
The drunkard charges Maverick, who quickly jumps backward onto the Cage then bounds over the charging chump. Reck lands, rolls and Kip up, throwing off his coat and hat in the process. He then grabs a silver buckle-like object from Hammerspace and holds it up to the sky.
Reck Maverick - ATOMIC NINJA... POWER UP!
Suddenly there is a bright flash of light and Maverick's vintage 1940's apparel is replaced by the standard fighting uniform of his Legendary Clan of Ninja - The Atomic Ninja has arrived. Maverick taunts the drunkard.
Reck Maverick - That's right bitch! I bring my own SPECIAL EFFECTS!
The drunkard shouts something un-intelligent and again charges our hero - throwing two huge hay-makers and a spin-kick, All EASILY dodged by The STAR of the SHOW. Reck counters by grabbing the drunkard's shoulders and leaping up - and using the momentum to drop down and slide between the vile thugs legs. Reck then kicks him in the ass that sends him stumbling forward - Reck Nin-Ja-Roonie's his way back onto his feet.
Reck Maverick - I don't know what's more entertaining... me LITERALLY kicking your ass... or making an ass of out you. What's your problem anyway dude?
Drunkard - You defeat my mentor! you must pay.
The thug throws another wild shot that Maverick ducks under
Reck Maverick - Yeah... that's really tells me a LOT dude... I've beaten a lot of "mentors" could you PLEASE be a little more specific.
Drunkard - I don't think I need to be Maverick. You know who I am and who he is.
Reck Maverick - I THOUGHT I knew you... So this what the great student of "The Legendary" Josh Eagles has been reduced to - picking fights in drunken stupors. Glad to see you inherited his short fuse along with his lackluster wrestling ability.
Drunkard - SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!
Reck Maverick - As well as his wit... I'm impressed, I think... on second thought no I'm not - I just slightly amused. I knew Josh couldn't face me on even ground but THIS? Dude - are you serious?
The drunken twit AGAIN attempts to attack our hero. Do you think he could? NO WAY man, although truth be told... he NEARLY got him that last time... Unless he's going for one of those famous "Air Eagles" that everyone talks about - you know... the punches that miss by a mile - then the fool is batting a thousand!
Reck Maverick - Okay... now this is just getting pitiful. Why am I even fighting you? You're are obviously not a legitimate threat to my health, at best your nothing more then a drain on my self-depreciating joke and corny puns. You should be fight Lance instead.
Lance Erickson - Hey!
Reck Maverick - What?
Lance Erickson - What the hell are you dissing me?
Reck Maverick - You're closest?
Lance notices he is indeed closest to the cage... and he curses. At this point the drunkard attempts a cheap shot... but Maverick CATCHES THE FIST and looks at the fool and waggles his finger.
Reck Maverick - Now, now. This is a private conversation... go and sit down and I'll insult you in a minute. Now, Lance... you got to realize that Josh is about as good as this twit... actually truth be told I think this guy is tougher. So you should fight him - you'd win! EASY! and add another notch to you Brass knuckles, or belt... or whatever it is you notch when you win.
Lance Erickson - Ah gotcha.
Reck Maverick - Indeed. NOW BACK TO YOU HAPPY! Why am I still here in this cage with you?
DJ - BECAUSE IT'S THE CAGE BABY!
Reck Maverick - Is that all? Mr. DJ I got two words for you... NINJA.... wait for it... Hey slappy why don't try punching me again.... TELEPORT.
The twit goes for one last punch but Reck disappears in a cloud of smoke and reappears back at the Horsemen's table.
Reck Maverick - Sup Guys? Ready to book?
Big Ci - Yep, just waiting for you.
Reck Maverick - Groovy, then let's bounce.
The crew stands up and begin to walk out. Reck stops at the cage... just outside of the Drunkards reach.
Reck Maverick - Hey, when you see Beagles' thank him for the warm up. Now Jayde is sure to win that bet. Catch ya on the flip side.
Reck STRUTS away from the cage as Slappy is yelling and kicking the bars as the scene ends.
The End
