Post by kaleb on May 8, 2007 9:00:46 GMT -6
Hey, Kailus! Thanks a lot for the history lesson on MPW, LWE, or whatever f**king federations you decided to go on a tangent about, I really appreciate it! Note the sarcasm. I didn’t give a f**k about your past before, and after being forced to endure the repulsive annoyance of a snooze-fest that you refer to as a promo I still don’t give a f**k. Hell, I think I care about your past even less now! Oh, and thanks for the actual history lesson, too. I really was interested in hearing about all of the previous occurrences in US history that just so happened to transpire on the date of May tenth. Again, note the sarcasm. I’m glad to see that you’re capable of using a computer or an Encyclopedia -- whichever you used to discover such information. I hope you weren’t trying to swindle everyone by giving off the perception that you actually knew such information, and were attempting to look intelligent or something. If that was your motive, then you being intelligent has already been contradicted after you decided to run your f**king mouth towards me!
While I continue declaring victory over all opposition that I am forced to go face to face with, and ultimately prove my dominance over them inside the squared circle, they all continue doing the exact same thing over and over. Kailus, you have continued that pattern. Do you know how many f**king times I’ve heard “oh, I’m going to beat you so easily” or “you’re stupid if you think you can beat me”? I understand it’s a free country and you’re permitted to say what you’d like by rights of the First Amendment and all, but I mean come on, can you at least beef up your claims a bit? Your hallow threats mean nothing to me, and they mean even less when you can’t even provide valid clarification to back them up. Okay, so you think you’re going to beat my ass, big f**king deal. But why? Why do you think you’re capable of this? If you can’t provide ample evidence to support your claims, then who do you think is going to take you seriously? I sure as hell won’t, and I doubt Morrison will either.
Speaking of Morrison, I like how you brought up the theory that you have already beaten and taken Rich Morrison out by your one pitiful attack two weeks or so ago. Wait, how the f**k was he beaten? As far as I can see, the only thing you did successfully do was ruffle his feathers and motivate him to beat YOU. What job did you think you got done? To prove how much of a f**king coward you are by sneak attacking him and proving you can’t throw down like a man? I can’t speak for everyone else, but that’s all that was proven to me. For such an iconic figure in the sport of wrestling, having won so many titles and beaten so many big names, you sure do come off like the regular run of the mill jackass who’s bark is worse than his nonexistent bite. I swear, if I were Rich Morrison and I was the one that was attacked? Your ass would’ve already been cut into itty-bitty pieces and thrown into the closest body of water to never be seen again. Guess that just makes you lucky since you decided not to f**k with the wrong guy.
I’m sure Morrison is concocting a grand scheme of revenge on you, though. I’m interested in seeing how he follows through with it. I don’t care what he does, but all I know is that if it ends with your overrated and over-hyped ass laying flat on your back after receiving the most brutal ass kicking of your entire life, then I’m definitely going to enjoy it and will be anxiously looking forward to it. Before SuperMania III, however, he gets to have a little taste of you before your epic encounter against one another later in the month. And unfortunately for you, Kailus, Rich has me as a partner. Rich alone is overwhelming enough to have to handle, and when you’ve got me by his side? You’re pretty much going up against the potentially biggest and most superior tag team that could ever be formed by two single wrestlers. You might have some clown named Brian Lee by your side, but it’s blatantly obvious that your team f**king pales in comparison to what Morrison and I have to offer.
I heard Morrison touch on this topic earlier, and it was just so funny that I’m going to have to do it as well! I know humor really wasn’t the route you were going for, but the whole crybaby antics you displayed after bringing up your bitch Lisa. You pulled the whole “I’ve suffered so much pain and anguish -- I’ve lost more than anyone could imagine” card like nobody else in the entire planet doesn’t have problems besides you. We’ve all got problems, Kailus, but most of us don’t have to make a big f**king deal about it and act like a baby. Thanks in part to your words of war directed towards me, it looks like you’ve got another f**king problem to deal with now, and this problem is far greater than the one’s you’ve previously had. You’re in for one hell of a time this Thursday at the Road to SuperMania III, because I can assure you once Rich has already kicked your ass from pillar to post I’ll gladly take over and destroy the rest of you he has courteously left behind for me to dismantle. Hell, I may make things easily and just bring a razor down to the ring to give to you! After your ‘emo’tional display, I’m sure a razor could work wonders. And Brian Lee? Ha! That guys already been ousted from the f**king equation.
While I continue declaring victory over all opposition that I am forced to go face to face with, and ultimately prove my dominance over them inside the squared circle, they all continue doing the exact same thing over and over. Kailus, you have continued that pattern. Do you know how many f**king times I’ve heard “oh, I’m going to beat you so easily” or “you’re stupid if you think you can beat me”? I understand it’s a free country and you’re permitted to say what you’d like by rights of the First Amendment and all, but I mean come on, can you at least beef up your claims a bit? Your hallow threats mean nothing to me, and they mean even less when you can’t even provide valid clarification to back them up. Okay, so you think you’re going to beat my ass, big f**king deal. But why? Why do you think you’re capable of this? If you can’t provide ample evidence to support your claims, then who do you think is going to take you seriously? I sure as hell won’t, and I doubt Morrison will either.
Speaking of Morrison, I like how you brought up the theory that you have already beaten and taken Rich Morrison out by your one pitiful attack two weeks or so ago. Wait, how the f**k was he beaten? As far as I can see, the only thing you did successfully do was ruffle his feathers and motivate him to beat YOU. What job did you think you got done? To prove how much of a f**king coward you are by sneak attacking him and proving you can’t throw down like a man? I can’t speak for everyone else, but that’s all that was proven to me. For such an iconic figure in the sport of wrestling, having won so many titles and beaten so many big names, you sure do come off like the regular run of the mill jackass who’s bark is worse than his nonexistent bite. I swear, if I were Rich Morrison and I was the one that was attacked? Your ass would’ve already been cut into itty-bitty pieces and thrown into the closest body of water to never be seen again. Guess that just makes you lucky since you decided not to f**k with the wrong guy.
I’m sure Morrison is concocting a grand scheme of revenge on you, though. I’m interested in seeing how he follows through with it. I don’t care what he does, but all I know is that if it ends with your overrated and over-hyped ass laying flat on your back after receiving the most brutal ass kicking of your entire life, then I’m definitely going to enjoy it and will be anxiously looking forward to it. Before SuperMania III, however, he gets to have a little taste of you before your epic encounter against one another later in the month. And unfortunately for you, Kailus, Rich has me as a partner. Rich alone is overwhelming enough to have to handle, and when you’ve got me by his side? You’re pretty much going up against the potentially biggest and most superior tag team that could ever be formed by two single wrestlers. You might have some clown named Brian Lee by your side, but it’s blatantly obvious that your team f**king pales in comparison to what Morrison and I have to offer.
I heard Morrison touch on this topic earlier, and it was just so funny that I’m going to have to do it as well! I know humor really wasn’t the route you were going for, but the whole crybaby antics you displayed after bringing up your bitch Lisa. You pulled the whole “I’ve suffered so much pain and anguish -- I’ve lost more than anyone could imagine” card like nobody else in the entire planet doesn’t have problems besides you. We’ve all got problems, Kailus, but most of us don’t have to make a big f**king deal about it and act like a baby. Thanks in part to your words of war directed towards me, it looks like you’ve got another f**king problem to deal with now, and this problem is far greater than the one’s you’ve previously had. You’re in for one hell of a time this Thursday at the Road to SuperMania III, because I can assure you once Rich has already kicked your ass from pillar to post I’ll gladly take over and destroy the rest of you he has courteously left behind for me to dismantle. Hell, I may make things easily and just bring a razor down to the ring to give to you! After your ‘emo’tional display, I’m sure a razor could work wonders. And Brian Lee? Ha! That guys already been ousted from the f**king equation.