Post by Reck Maverick on May 7, 2007 9:17:38 GMT -6
The story begins with the ever-present camera fixated on the entrance to a club in the Kansas City area... the name? I can't recall. The door opens up and in comes the World's Greatest Wrestling Stable - The Four Horsemen XE! Lead by Big Ci and closely followed by Dave Hunter, Lance Erickson and his valet... Whatshername? and finally the NEWEST and most NINJA-RIFIC Horseman - Reck Maverick along with POW Junior Correspondent Jayde Nightwood. Everyone is dressed pretty fancy-like, well except Maverick - who for once actually isn't dressed in his fighting uniform but rather clothing VERY similar to the ones that Humphrey Bogart wore at the end of Casablanca. (YOU HEARD ME! I'm REALLY GOING OLD SCHOOL!) The six individuals sit down at a table/booth type deal.
Big Ci - Right... so we all know why we are here?
Reck Maverick - To audition for "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous?"
Everyone looks at the Atomic Ninja.
Reck Maverick - What...? Okay, I'm guessing we are NOT here for that purpose - so what IS the scoop Ci?
Big Ci - Well once again last week the Horsemen got screwed by Murderous Entertainment.
Dave Hunter - So what else is new?
Reck Maverick - The blockbuster shows on the upcoming NEW CBS Fall line-up!
Reck gives the trademark thumbs up and you have to know somewhere that CBS just gave POW some brownie points for the cheap plug.
Lance Erickson - Brilliant... absolutely brilliant.
Reck Maverick - I am to please.
Lance Erickson - Then you failed...
Reck Maverick - CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
Big Ci - ... Anyway, I figured that all the screw jobs that we've been through lately that we should just go out and vent a little frustration.
Lance Erickson - If want me to vent Ci, all you had to be was give a set of knuckles and BBK's face - problem solved.
Big Ci - As fun as that would be to watch, I think we need an ALTERNATE method of venting - and so here we are.
Dave Hunter - Sounds like a plan to me.
Jayde - Yeah, sounds awesome.
Big Ci - Hey Dave, why don't you go and get the drinks.
Dave Hunter - Why do I have to get the drinks?
Big Ci - You're closest.
Dave looks over his shoulder and notices that he is indeed the closest to the source of the almighty beverages. He lets a slight cuss then gets up and goes over to the bar. Meanwhile a fairly interesting conversation breaks out between Reck and Lance.
Lance Erickson - So... You got Josh Eagles again this week?
Reck Maverick - Yep... My former sidekick and comedy relief is an apparent slow learner... he learned NOTHING from the "Me-kicking-his-ass" match at Spring Breakage and now he returns YET AGAIN like a cheesy Saturday morning villain to again attempt to gain his revenge. Who are you fighting?
Lance Erickson - Brad Armstrong...
Reck Maverick - *Blinks TWICE* Who?
Lance Erickson - That's what I said.
Big Ci - Wait? It's that B.G. James' brother?
Lance Erickson - If that's true then I guess we know where ALL the talent went in THAT family.
Jayde - Oh... BURN!
Lance Erickson - It was not a burn... it was the truth!
Lance's Girl - I thought Brad Armstrong was a porno actor.
Everyone just stares at her for a second.
Jayde - Actually I think she's right?
Reck Maverick - I thought Brad Armstrong wrestled in that rebuilt "Extreme" promotion run by the Superpowers in Connecticut?
Big Ci - Damn... That guy gets around
Lance Erickson - Doesn't really matter, I'm going SO KICK HIS ASS that he won't be either a wrestler, or a porn-star, or even a "Hygiene Technician" at Burger King.
Reck Maverick - No doubt your going to "Kick his ass" but not a badly - or as stylishly - as I am going to WHOOP Josh Eagles.
Lance Erickson - Oh really! Is that a CHALLENGE your issuing Reckster.
Reck Maverick - Perhaps...
Lance Erickson - Okay. I bet you $20 bucks that I can beat Brad Armstrong FASTER then you can beat Josh Eagles.
Reck Maverick - Now Lance, you know I don't gamble...
Jayde - I'll take that bet!
Lance Erickson - Fine, It's on!
Lance extends his hand.
Jayde - ... Like Donkey Kong!
She shakes his hand. Now Dave Hunter is back with the drinks. Some sort of alcoholic beverage for most of the crew - but the DRINK OF CHAMPIONS for the Atomic Ninja.
Dave Hunter - What did I miss?
Big Ci - Lance and Jayde made a bet on who will win their match fastest - Reck or Lance.
Dave Hunter - Nice!
The crew then begin to drink their drinks and have fun when a drunk stumbles up to the group.
Drunkard - *Hic* Which one of you is "Reck Maverick?"
Reck Maverick - That would me sir - the ORIGINAL and still THE BEST!
Drunkard - Oh yeah... I CHALLENGE YOU!
Maverick stands up.
Reck Maverick - Oh really!?
Lance jabs Ci in the ribs.
Lance Erickson - NOW the party is getting started...
To Be Continued!
Big Ci - Right... so we all know why we are here?
Reck Maverick - To audition for "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous?"
Everyone looks at the Atomic Ninja.
Reck Maverick - What...? Okay, I'm guessing we are NOT here for that purpose - so what IS the scoop Ci?
Big Ci - Well once again last week the Horsemen got screwed by Murderous Entertainment.
Dave Hunter - So what else is new?
Reck Maverick - The blockbuster shows on the upcoming NEW CBS Fall line-up!
Reck gives the trademark thumbs up and you have to know somewhere that CBS just gave POW some brownie points for the cheap plug.
Lance Erickson - Brilliant... absolutely brilliant.
Reck Maverick - I am to please.
Lance Erickson - Then you failed...
Reck Maverick - CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
Big Ci - ... Anyway, I figured that all the screw jobs that we've been through lately that we should just go out and vent a little frustration.
Lance Erickson - If want me to vent Ci, all you had to be was give a set of knuckles and BBK's face - problem solved.
Big Ci - As fun as that would be to watch, I think we need an ALTERNATE method of venting - and so here we are.
Dave Hunter - Sounds like a plan to me.
Jayde - Yeah, sounds awesome.
Big Ci - Hey Dave, why don't you go and get the drinks.
Dave Hunter - Why do I have to get the drinks?
Big Ci - You're closest.
Dave looks over his shoulder and notices that he is indeed the closest to the source of the almighty beverages. He lets a slight cuss then gets up and goes over to the bar. Meanwhile a fairly interesting conversation breaks out between Reck and Lance.
Lance Erickson - So... You got Josh Eagles again this week?
Reck Maverick - Yep... My former sidekick and comedy relief is an apparent slow learner... he learned NOTHING from the "Me-kicking-his-ass" match at Spring Breakage and now he returns YET AGAIN like a cheesy Saturday morning villain to again attempt to gain his revenge. Who are you fighting?
Lance Erickson - Brad Armstrong...
Reck Maverick - *Blinks TWICE* Who?
Lance Erickson - That's what I said.
Big Ci - Wait? It's that B.G. James' brother?
Lance Erickson - If that's true then I guess we know where ALL the talent went in THAT family.
Jayde - Oh... BURN!
Lance Erickson - It was not a burn... it was the truth!
Lance's Girl - I thought Brad Armstrong was a porno actor.
Everyone just stares at her for a second.
Jayde - Actually I think she's right?
Reck Maverick - I thought Brad Armstrong wrestled in that rebuilt "Extreme" promotion run by the Superpowers in Connecticut?
Big Ci - Damn... That guy gets around
Lance Erickson - Doesn't really matter, I'm going SO KICK HIS ASS that he won't be either a wrestler, or a porn-star, or even a "Hygiene Technician" at Burger King.
Reck Maverick - No doubt your going to "Kick his ass" but not a badly - or as stylishly - as I am going to WHOOP Josh Eagles.
Lance Erickson - Oh really! Is that a CHALLENGE your issuing Reckster.
Reck Maverick - Perhaps...
Lance Erickson - Okay. I bet you $20 bucks that I can beat Brad Armstrong FASTER then you can beat Josh Eagles.
Reck Maverick - Now Lance, you know I don't gamble...
Jayde - I'll take that bet!
Lance Erickson - Fine, It's on!
Lance extends his hand.
Jayde - ... Like Donkey Kong!
She shakes his hand. Now Dave Hunter is back with the drinks. Some sort of alcoholic beverage for most of the crew - but the DRINK OF CHAMPIONS for the Atomic Ninja.
Dave Hunter - What did I miss?
Big Ci - Lance and Jayde made a bet on who will win their match fastest - Reck or Lance.
Dave Hunter - Nice!
The crew then begin to drink their drinks and have fun when a drunk stumbles up to the group.
Drunkard - *Hic* Which one of you is "Reck Maverick?"
Reck Maverick - That would me sir - the ORIGINAL and still THE BEST!
Drunkard - Oh yeah... I CHALLENGE YOU!
Maverick stands up.
Reck Maverick - Oh really!?
Lance jabs Ci in the ribs.
Lance Erickson - NOW the party is getting started...
To Be Continued!
