Post by nickpickles on Apr 3, 2007 15:31:20 GMT -6
As the camera opens, we see Nick Pickles, standing in front of a tall mirror in the lockerroom. Nick is standing in awe, looking at himself, wearing his sharp purple tuxedo. As he makes little adjustments here and there, like fixing the bow-tie, brushing his hair to the side...he just smiles.
Nick: "God Damn im one handsome man. This face alone is worth millions!"
Just then Greg Kilgreen comes in the room, first knocking. Bubba gets up from his chair and immediately grips Greg up, making Greg shriek and quiver in terror.
Nick peers over and just rolls his eye's at the sight of Greg. Nick then signals for Bubba to let him go reluctantly.
Nick: "(Mumbling) I never get peace around here. (Sarcastically Enthusiastic) HEY! Greg..what can i do for you?"
Greg: "Just coming for the usual thoughts on your upcoming match this week, the 8 man tag."
Nick: "Ah yes, that match. My thoughts....umm let's see...(thinks about it)..ah i dont really have any. We are going up aganist the Extreme Edition (uses finger quotations and rolls his eyes) of the Horsemen. Yeah, they are extreme alright, extreme pile of nothing in my book."
Greg Gold: "Really?"
Nick: "Yeah, i mean come on...this is purely academic, although i know you nor the fans arent that smart, but thats ok. This will be a no contest, like a week off for me. Such an easy win for the team i am on. Just look at it.....You got the Valor Champion...fellow Philadelphian George Duke. He's at the top of his game, even if he did come from the gutters of Philly."
Greg Gold: "Yes, but The Horsemen do hold a viable threat to you guys, they are a well oiled machine, gelled in partnership?"
Nick: "Yeah, big deal. My team doesnt even know each other that well and i guarentee we upstage this Horseboys. Take Lance Erikson....a damn talented young star, no doubt about it...but he just dont compare to the man that took the TV championship from him in Black."
Bubba can be seen nodding his head, agree'ing with what his boss is saying.
Nick: "You know what they say, Black is better nnyyhahaha. And we got Bloodmoon, a German juggernaut. Wont be long before he's got some title, especially after teaming with me."
Greg Gold: "The Horsemen spoke of the disadvantage in the fact of the two wild cards, Bubba and Master Lee on the outside, you think that's unfair?"
Nick: "Not in the least. It's just jealously that nobody at this point wants to be in their corner. Non of us on this team need them to win this match, they are just there for moral support. But dont provoke them, thats why they get involved (chuckles a bit, knowing he lies)"
Greg Gold: "Ooook, then you got the Hunter Brothers, Dave being a former champ in a few feds."
Nick: "Thats the only person who holds any threat in my opinion to us. Being taught by the ruthless Mike McManus is a very valuable tool, not to mention the few titles he's won. Its just a shame he has to carry is little brother around, hold his hand and wipe his....well, you get the picture nnnyahaha.
Nick now turns back to the mirror, acting as if he id done the interview and Greg has no more questions. Then Greg begins to speak again
Greg Gold: "But what about Big Ci?"
Nick's face express' anger at the sound of that name. He just closes his eyes and clinches his teeth. He know slowly turns to Greg
Nick: "What about him?"
Greg Gold: "Well he does hold a victory aganist you."
Nick: "Yeah, well let me tell you and him something. You mighta got that cheap ass fluke win, but when it comes down to it, most of the time, i will beat you, outsmart you....whatever it is, ill always be better then you. Big Ci is a tough dude, cant take that away, former Extreme Champions, gotta be tough to have that under your belt.....but i got World Titles under my belt. So this time around, im gonna smack and embarass the hell outta you. And payback, especially the kind i dish out...is a bitch! The Horsemen better be prepared to get branded.."
Nick then shoves Greg back right into Bubba, who then tosses him out of the room and slams the door shut, right in his face.
Greg Gold: "Well i guess that's over. They gotta stop sending me to interview this asshole. That's a wrap (signals to camera guy to cut it)"
The camera now fuzzes out, and we get a nice promo shot for the 8 Man Tag Match at the Road to Spring Breakage.
Nick: "God Damn im one handsome man. This face alone is worth millions!"
Just then Greg Kilgreen comes in the room, first knocking. Bubba gets up from his chair and immediately grips Greg up, making Greg shriek and quiver in terror.
Nick peers over and just rolls his eye's at the sight of Greg. Nick then signals for Bubba to let him go reluctantly.
Nick: "(Mumbling) I never get peace around here. (Sarcastically Enthusiastic) HEY! Greg..what can i do for you?"
Greg: "Just coming for the usual thoughts on your upcoming match this week, the 8 man tag."
Nick: "Ah yes, that match. My thoughts....umm let's see...(thinks about it)..ah i dont really have any. We are going up aganist the Extreme Edition (uses finger quotations and rolls his eyes) of the Horsemen. Yeah, they are extreme alright, extreme pile of nothing in my book."
Greg Gold: "Really?"
Nick: "Yeah, i mean come on...this is purely academic, although i know you nor the fans arent that smart, but thats ok. This will be a no contest, like a week off for me. Such an easy win for the team i am on. Just look at it.....You got the Valor Champion...fellow Philadelphian George Duke. He's at the top of his game, even if he did come from the gutters of Philly."
Greg Gold: "Yes, but The Horsemen do hold a viable threat to you guys, they are a well oiled machine, gelled in partnership?"
Nick: "Yeah, big deal. My team doesnt even know each other that well and i guarentee we upstage this Horseboys. Take Lance Erikson....a damn talented young star, no doubt about it...but he just dont compare to the man that took the TV championship from him in Black."
Bubba can be seen nodding his head, agree'ing with what his boss is saying.
Nick: "You know what they say, Black is better nnyyhahaha. And we got Bloodmoon, a German juggernaut. Wont be long before he's got some title, especially after teaming with me."
Greg Gold: "The Horsemen spoke of the disadvantage in the fact of the two wild cards, Bubba and Master Lee on the outside, you think that's unfair?"
Nick: "Not in the least. It's just jealously that nobody at this point wants to be in their corner. Non of us on this team need them to win this match, they are just there for moral support. But dont provoke them, thats why they get involved (chuckles a bit, knowing he lies)"
Greg Gold: "Ooook, then you got the Hunter Brothers, Dave being a former champ in a few feds."
Nick: "Thats the only person who holds any threat in my opinion to us. Being taught by the ruthless Mike McManus is a very valuable tool, not to mention the few titles he's won. Its just a shame he has to carry is little brother around, hold his hand and wipe his....well, you get the picture nnnyahaha.
Nick now turns back to the mirror, acting as if he id done the interview and Greg has no more questions. Then Greg begins to speak again
Greg Gold: "But what about Big Ci?"
Nick's face express' anger at the sound of that name. He just closes his eyes and clinches his teeth. He know slowly turns to Greg
Nick: "What about him?"
Greg Gold: "Well he does hold a victory aganist you."
Nick: "Yeah, well let me tell you and him something. You mighta got that cheap ass fluke win, but when it comes down to it, most of the time, i will beat you, outsmart you....whatever it is, ill always be better then you. Big Ci is a tough dude, cant take that away, former Extreme Champions, gotta be tough to have that under your belt.....but i got World Titles under my belt. So this time around, im gonna smack and embarass the hell outta you. And payback, especially the kind i dish out...is a bitch! The Horsemen better be prepared to get branded.."
Nick then shoves Greg back right into Bubba, who then tosses him out of the room and slams the door shut, right in his face.
Greg Gold: "Well i guess that's over. They gotta stop sending me to interview this asshole. That's a wrap (signals to camera guy to cut it)"
The camera now fuzzes out, and we get a nice promo shot for the 8 Man Tag Match at the Road to Spring Breakage.