Post by Reck Maverick on Apr 7, 2007 9:51:55 GMT -6
They said it couldn't be done... They said it was impossible, improbable and insane to think it could be done but somehow, someway, by hook or crook, luck or spunk. McDonald's actually made a hamburger that didn't have the taste of ass...
How is this relevant to our hero and his never ending battle against the forces of evil? Well... It's not. I just wanted to state my opinon... Damn union doesn't pay me enough to narrate this friggin' Ninja's stories... Why I have the nerve to...
Reck Maverick - Would you SHUT UP and START THE STORY!
Your momma...
*Cough* We going into the depths of the Ameristar Casino... past the sewage drains and rat nests. The leaky radioactive pipes (!?) and other assorted odds and ends until we reach the Lair of the Atomic Ninja... The Dwelling of the Shadow of Silicon Valley... The home of...
Reck Maverick - Would you GET ON WITH IT!
We find our Hero - Reck Maverick, polishing his Dragon Armour and Shredder helmet while yakking away at on a cell phone.
Reck notices the camera...
Reck Maverick - Yeah... OK look I gotta go, THEY are here.... Right, we'll discuss that later.
Reck closes the phone and tosses it aside as Greg Kilgreen comes walking up.
Greg Kilgreen - Good day, Mr. Maverick
Reck Maverick - The Hell!
Greg Kilgreen - What?
Reck Maverick - I thought I was going to be interviewed by Miranda....
Greg Kilgreen - Miranda? The chick runs the Blackjack table?
Reck Maverick - Indeed - I told Mr. Capaci that you were killing my overness...
Greg Kilgreen - What!?
Reck Maverick - Ta-ta! And he asked me what I could go to get back over and I said to let that hot brunette interview me because hot chicks equals ratings and he green lighted it... so WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHINOBI are YOU doing in my LAIR!
Greg Kilgreen - Well, she kind of got... Busted...
Maverick grabs Greg by the collar with both hands and hoists him into the air.
Reck Maverick - What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis!?
Greg Kilgreen - She... *erk*... got caught cheating...
Maverick lets go of Greg who lands on his feet. Maverick turns his back on Greg, crosses his arms and start taping his RIGHT foot.
Reck Maverick - This... is not good. The Virus known as M.E. has started to infect innocent civilians...
Greg Kilgreen - I don't think this is Murderous Entertainment's fault... I heard she had a rap sheet from here to Saskatoon...
Reck Maverick - *completely ignoring Greg* If that's the case then the M.E. MUST be stopped tonight... *Quickly turning his attention to Greg* Citizen Kilgreen, What is my match for this evening...
Greg Kilgreen - It is a Tag Team match up... Midnight Felon and Night against...
Reck Maverick - *Grabbing the Blade of Legend* Excellent! Who is my Tag Team partner? A Member of the Horsemen? The Real World's Champion - F.D.C.M? My lovable but slow half brother Flap Flanagan? Cher! Is it Cher! FOR THE LOVE OF CHUCK NORRIS IS MY TAG PARTNER CHER! No time... I must go forth now and vanquish the evil to the seventh level of Nebraska!
Reck starts to run out of the lair but Greg shouts out...
Greg Kilgreen - It's Shawn Stevens!
Maverick slows down to a stunned walk and drops the Blade of Legend. He slowly turns around to Greg and tilts his head.
Reck Maverick - ......Really?
Greg nods his head to confirm the rumour.
Reck Maverick - Son of a Bitch! *Ninja Kicks a nearby pipe.* ...So in other words I got a damn HANDICAP match this week?
Greg Kilgreen - Hey! He IS the POW Heavyweight Champion!
A Non-caring look comes across Maverick's eyes as he does a slow finger-circling "Whoop-Dee-Doo" motion.
Reck Maverick - *ragged breath* Well I suppose I better go find him and try to work out a strategy with him... *Maverick starts walking down the corridors muttering out loud.* Damn it... I don't get interviewed by the hot brunette, I don't get to Tag Team with Cher... AND I have to drag a 5 star classic out of three twits... Jeez, It sucks being the hero sometimes... WHACK! Ow... My vernacular!
Greg Kilgreen watches Maverick go, then turns his attention back to the camera...
Greg Kilgreen - This has been Greg Kilgreen... Reporting.
The End?
How is this relevant to our hero and his never ending battle against the forces of evil? Well... It's not. I just wanted to state my opinon... Damn union doesn't pay me enough to narrate this friggin' Ninja's stories... Why I have the nerve to...
Reck Maverick - Would you SHUT UP and START THE STORY!
Your momma...
*Cough* We going into the depths of the Ameristar Casino... past the sewage drains and rat nests. The leaky radioactive pipes (!?) and other assorted odds and ends until we reach the Lair of the Atomic Ninja... The Dwelling of the Shadow of Silicon Valley... The home of...
Reck Maverick - Would you GET ON WITH IT!
We find our Hero - Reck Maverick, polishing his Dragon Armour and Shredder helmet while yakking away at on a cell phone.
Reck notices the camera...
Reck Maverick - Yeah... OK look I gotta go, THEY are here.... Right, we'll discuss that later.
Reck closes the phone and tosses it aside as Greg Kilgreen comes walking up.
Greg Kilgreen - Good day, Mr. Maverick
Reck Maverick - The Hell!
Greg Kilgreen - What?
Reck Maverick - I thought I was going to be interviewed by Miranda....
Greg Kilgreen - Miranda? The chick runs the Blackjack table?
Reck Maverick - Indeed - I told Mr. Capaci that you were killing my overness...
Greg Kilgreen - What!?
Reck Maverick - Ta-ta! And he asked me what I could go to get back over and I said to let that hot brunette interview me because hot chicks equals ratings and he green lighted it... so WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHINOBI are YOU doing in my LAIR!
Greg Kilgreen - Well, she kind of got... Busted...
Maverick grabs Greg by the collar with both hands and hoists him into the air.
Reck Maverick - What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis!?
Greg Kilgreen - She... *erk*... got caught cheating...
Maverick lets go of Greg who lands on his feet. Maverick turns his back on Greg, crosses his arms and start taping his RIGHT foot.
Reck Maverick - This... is not good. The Virus known as M.E. has started to infect innocent civilians...
Greg Kilgreen - I don't think this is Murderous Entertainment's fault... I heard she had a rap sheet from here to Saskatoon...
Reck Maverick - *completely ignoring Greg* If that's the case then the M.E. MUST be stopped tonight... *Quickly turning his attention to Greg* Citizen Kilgreen, What is my match for this evening...
Greg Kilgreen - It is a Tag Team match up... Midnight Felon and Night against...
Reck Maverick - *Grabbing the Blade of Legend* Excellent! Who is my Tag Team partner? A Member of the Horsemen? The Real World's Champion - F.D.C.M? My lovable but slow half brother Flap Flanagan? Cher! Is it Cher! FOR THE LOVE OF CHUCK NORRIS IS MY TAG PARTNER CHER! No time... I must go forth now and vanquish the evil to the seventh level of Nebraska!
Reck starts to run out of the lair but Greg shouts out...
Greg Kilgreen - It's Shawn Stevens!
Maverick slows down to a stunned walk and drops the Blade of Legend. He slowly turns around to Greg and tilts his head.
Reck Maverick - ......Really?
Greg nods his head to confirm the rumour.
Reck Maverick - Son of a Bitch! *Ninja Kicks a nearby pipe.* ...So in other words I got a damn HANDICAP match this week?
Greg Kilgreen - Hey! He IS the POW Heavyweight Champion!
A Non-caring look comes across Maverick's eyes as he does a slow finger-circling "Whoop-Dee-Doo" motion.
Reck Maverick - *ragged breath* Well I suppose I better go find him and try to work out a strategy with him... *Maverick starts walking down the corridors muttering out loud.* Damn it... I don't get interviewed by the hot brunette, I don't get to Tag Team with Cher... AND I have to drag a 5 star classic out of three twits... Jeez, It sucks being the hero sometimes... WHACK! Ow... My vernacular!
Greg Kilgreen watches Maverick go, then turns his attention back to the camera...
Greg Kilgreen - This has been Greg Kilgreen... Reporting.
The End?
