Post by nickpickles on Apr 10, 2007 0:46:15 GMT -6
As the tune of MSNBC news plays on, we see the anchor man Brian Williams, an investment and money analyst Brian Williams. As he sets his papers up and he begins to tell us whats on the segment today.
Brian: "Hello everyone. On today's segment, we will ask the successful millionaire and professional wrestler Nick Pickles some of the questions about what it takes to be a success in the business world.....Hello Nick, are you there?"
We now see Nick Pickles on the split screen. He is adjusting his mic, which is attached to a very nice looking suit. He seems to be sitting in his home library, as we can tell from the marble walls we saw in his house before.
Nick: "Yeah im here."
Brian: "Ok. Well Nick, everyone around the world knows you for your wrestling and your business's, like the Vlasic Pickle Company you own out of Philadelphia. Most people wonder what it takes to do what you've done business wise."
Nick: "Well Brian, it's not very easy, thats why many people dont have as much money as me, only a few on the list. To be as successful as me, you got to have a crude business sense and not be so gullable or people take advantage."
Brian: "You cleared nearly 100 million last year in your business' combined, is that correct?"
Nick: "(Laughs) Thats right Brian, i didnt take no prisoners when buying out certain people, negoiating. That's why i am the best. Give me a few more years and nobody will ever talk about Bill Gates again. I'll be the new add-lib."
Brian: "So what advice would you give the people watching who want to have your success."
Nick spits out some of his water he went to drink. He grabs a napkin to clean that up quickly before answering him
Nick: "Advice!?...first off, most of these people watching dont have what it takes. Just like i tell all the people who come see me at the wrestling events for POW, they are just losers....and for good reasons."
Brian: "Jeez man, thats not right."
Nick: "Well let me finish Brian. For one, they are not nearly as smart enough as me to balance a check book or keep good credit. That's why they all live the way they do. They dont have the guts to take the risks like i do, and thats why they are where they are. Either too nice, too stupid, too gullable or too poor to venture into anything."
Brian: "Well that was nice. Im afraid thats all the time we have."
Nick: "Ok, you call me when you need another ratings boost. Goodbye all my faithful fans."
The feed cuts as nick takes the mic off his tie and places it on the table. Bubba comes over to him and gives him a drink. Nick stands up and gazes out his window into his beauitfully huge yard.
Nick: "People cant handle the truth i guess. Nobody can do what i do...but hey, why squash the only hope they all have..right Haahaha."
Bubba: "You ready for the show Thursday boss?"
Nick: "The POW show?...i guess, who they got me facing this week?"
Bubba: "Its aganist Dave Hunter/Lance Erikson & Flap Flannigan and Alf-"
Nick is about to take another sip of his drink, but almost spills it again as Bubba says that, so he stops and looks at him
Nick: "Are you purposely trying to make me spit my drink out?"
Bubba: "No boss, thats what it says"
Nick: "Are you kidding me!? This is what i have to put up with here? I should be in the world title match, not fighting some dude and a friggin anteater doll!! I mean really, this aint cute nor is it entertaining....but i forgot, our fanbase for POW isnt so bright, now are they. They'd prob laugh at a stamp wrestling...so im sure they like this. And the Horsemen..i bet they are so proud to brag they beat me last week....arent they?"
Bubba shakes his head, letting Nick know he heard what they have had to say all week.
Nick: "Well i got news for them....they didnt beat me. They beat my team, they beat George Duke, but they couldnt get me......and the reason for that is i didnt care about that match, just like i really dont care about this one. My talents and skill should be better used then this, but since im going in alone aganist these two teams, I-"
Bubba: "Npo, you have a partner"
Nick: "I Do?"
Bubba: "Yeah, his name is Tyreese Benson..."
Nick: "(Just stands there with his jaw open)...who..the hell..is..that? Ah you know what, if this guy is smart, he'll just play with himself in the corner while i handle these two teams, then he can thank me for the win he gets to put in his stats."
Bubba: "Hahaha, yeah thats true."
Nick: "But as i way saying....Flap, while already embarassing to wrestling to the point he can only team with some doll, because nobody wants to team with that piece of garbage...is just going to get embarassed more at my hands. And Alf (rolls his eyes)....ill literally just rip you too pieces and throw you into the crowd."
Nick grabs a teddy bear Bubba had nearby and rips the head clean off it, having the cotton from the insides fly all over.
Nick: "See how easy that was. And for the Horsemen, hope you enjoyed your little free ride of wins, because ill stop that. While i do like Dave and Lance for finally listening to me and getting rid of that waste of space Shane Hunter...they need to listen to this as well, and thats to just accept this loss this week and move on. Lance can go back and try and win the belt he lost in one week, and Dave can go do whatever. But the Horsemen's ride end's here. But like i said, i really dont care about this match...im just gonna do it for principle, and my partner better not screw it up this time!"
Nick walks off from the camera as sweeps up the shreded Teddy Bear on the floor. The camera fades out with a short promo for the match at Road to Spring Breakage
Brian: "Hello everyone. On today's segment, we will ask the successful millionaire and professional wrestler Nick Pickles some of the questions about what it takes to be a success in the business world.....Hello Nick, are you there?"
We now see Nick Pickles on the split screen. He is adjusting his mic, which is attached to a very nice looking suit. He seems to be sitting in his home library, as we can tell from the marble walls we saw in his house before.
Nick: "Yeah im here."
Brian: "Ok. Well Nick, everyone around the world knows you for your wrestling and your business's, like the Vlasic Pickle Company you own out of Philadelphia. Most people wonder what it takes to do what you've done business wise."
Nick: "Well Brian, it's not very easy, thats why many people dont have as much money as me, only a few on the list. To be as successful as me, you got to have a crude business sense and not be so gullable or people take advantage."
Brian: "You cleared nearly 100 million last year in your business' combined, is that correct?"
Nick: "(Laughs) Thats right Brian, i didnt take no prisoners when buying out certain people, negoiating. That's why i am the best. Give me a few more years and nobody will ever talk about Bill Gates again. I'll be the new add-lib."
Brian: "So what advice would you give the people watching who want to have your success."
Nick spits out some of his water he went to drink. He grabs a napkin to clean that up quickly before answering him
Nick: "Advice!?...first off, most of these people watching dont have what it takes. Just like i tell all the people who come see me at the wrestling events for POW, they are just losers....and for good reasons."
Brian: "Jeez man, thats not right."
Nick: "Well let me finish Brian. For one, they are not nearly as smart enough as me to balance a check book or keep good credit. That's why they all live the way they do. They dont have the guts to take the risks like i do, and thats why they are where they are. Either too nice, too stupid, too gullable or too poor to venture into anything."
Brian: "Well that was nice. Im afraid thats all the time we have."
Nick: "Ok, you call me when you need another ratings boost. Goodbye all my faithful fans."
The feed cuts as nick takes the mic off his tie and places it on the table. Bubba comes over to him and gives him a drink. Nick stands up and gazes out his window into his beauitfully huge yard.
Nick: "People cant handle the truth i guess. Nobody can do what i do...but hey, why squash the only hope they all have..right Haahaha."
Bubba: "You ready for the show Thursday boss?"
Nick: "The POW show?...i guess, who they got me facing this week?"
Bubba: "Its aganist Dave Hunter/Lance Erikson & Flap Flannigan and Alf-"
Nick is about to take another sip of his drink, but almost spills it again as Bubba says that, so he stops and looks at him
Nick: "Are you purposely trying to make me spit my drink out?"
Bubba: "No boss, thats what it says"
Nick: "Are you kidding me!? This is what i have to put up with here? I should be in the world title match, not fighting some dude and a friggin anteater doll!! I mean really, this aint cute nor is it entertaining....but i forgot, our fanbase for POW isnt so bright, now are they. They'd prob laugh at a stamp wrestling...so im sure they like this. And the Horsemen..i bet they are so proud to brag they beat me last week....arent they?"
Bubba shakes his head, letting Nick know he heard what they have had to say all week.
Nick: "Well i got news for them....they didnt beat me. They beat my team, they beat George Duke, but they couldnt get me......and the reason for that is i didnt care about that match, just like i really dont care about this one. My talents and skill should be better used then this, but since im going in alone aganist these two teams, I-"
Bubba: "Npo, you have a partner"
Nick: "I Do?"
Bubba: "Yeah, his name is Tyreese Benson..."
Nick: "(Just stands there with his jaw open)...who..the hell..is..that? Ah you know what, if this guy is smart, he'll just play with himself in the corner while i handle these two teams, then he can thank me for the win he gets to put in his stats."
Bubba: "Hahaha, yeah thats true."
Nick: "But as i way saying....Flap, while already embarassing to wrestling to the point he can only team with some doll, because nobody wants to team with that piece of garbage...is just going to get embarassed more at my hands. And Alf (rolls his eyes)....ill literally just rip you too pieces and throw you into the crowd."
Nick grabs a teddy bear Bubba had nearby and rips the head clean off it, having the cotton from the insides fly all over.
Nick: "See how easy that was. And for the Horsemen, hope you enjoyed your little free ride of wins, because ill stop that. While i do like Dave and Lance for finally listening to me and getting rid of that waste of space Shane Hunter...they need to listen to this as well, and thats to just accept this loss this week and move on. Lance can go back and try and win the belt he lost in one week, and Dave can go do whatever. But the Horsemen's ride end's here. But like i said, i really dont care about this match...im just gonna do it for principle, and my partner better not screw it up this time!"
Nick walks off from the camera as sweeps up the shreded Teddy Bear on the floor. The camera fades out with a short promo for the match at Road to Spring Breakage