Post by Reck Maverick on Apr 10, 2007 8:26:05 GMT -6
When last we had seen our ever-so-lovable Hero, his spirit had almost been crushed by learning the identity of the man he was suppose to team with - "Sensational" Shawn Stevens...
However our hero came to the same conclusion that the majority of wrestling "insiders" came too, If Reck Maverick is to defeat the vile, corrupt, despicable Murderous Entertainment regime - He would have to do it solo... So Reck Maverick set out to seek the advice of the man who could possibly teach our hero the weakness of Murderous Entertainment... The man that knew the weakness of every POW Midwest and New England wrestler... The Colonel...
And so the Story continues...
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In an alley behind the Ameristar Casino... Reck Maverick drops down from an ledge, draws his Blade of Legend and surveys the area for threats. After determining that there is none, he re-sheaths his sword and slowly walks down the alley, his eyes shifting like only a Super Ninja could.
Reck Maverick - Colonel! Hey COLONEL!
A sound emits from a nearby dumpster. Reck walks over an inspects it...
Reck Maverick - hm... This is definitely the Colonel's place....
Our hero knocks on the dumpster twice with his right hand, three times with the left, kicks it with his right leg and finally taps on the roof. The lip flies open and a homeless dude dressed in war fatigues pops out brandishing a broken whiskey bottle, he starts swinging wildly at Maverick
Colonel - Who is the !#$@ are you and what are ya doing to my house!
Reck Maverick - *Dodging the Colonel's swings.* Whoa Colonel, Whoa WHOA! It's me - Maverick!
The Colonel stops swinging and gets a closer look at the Hero of the Story, then throws away the broken bottle.
Colonel - Oh... sorry General Ninja. I thought you were that damn Robert DeNiro again.
Reck Maverick - Colonel... I'm not a General, I'm not even in the army. I do odd jobs for Jayde's father once in a while for the FBI but other then that I'm strictly freelance... But I've already told you that. Colonel, I need your help...
Colonel - Is that so? What is the problem?
Reck Maverick tells the Colonel about the growing ranks of the Murderous Entertainment group, the failures of several superstars to stop them and that Maverick alone is the final hope to save humanity from a fate worse then Reality Television. The Colonel takes a moment to take it all in before giving his advice.
Colonel - Well... If we were back in 'Nam I'd say we just blow the @%#$ out of the fools... but you want to avoid bloodshed and casualties right?
Reck nods in agreement.
Colonel - Hm... In that case you will need to rely on the "Cosmic Coconut Cracker"
Reck Maverick - The what?
Colonel - The Cosmic Coconut Cracker! It should've been the first move they taught you in the military! OK I'll demonstrate it. Come'ere Jimmy!
Another bum swaggers into view. It's the same guy Maverick warned Flap about back at All In... The Colonel lines Jimmy up and tells Maverick to pay attention as he demonstrates the move. The scene almost slows down to a crawl as The Colonel delivers a super Kick to the nuts that literally lifts jimmy two feet into the air. Under the mask, Maverick's jaw almost hits the ground as Jimmy crumples into a heap.
Colonel - And that... is the Cosmic Coconut Cracker...
Reck Maverick - Sir... I am in your debt.
The Colonel looks around nervously...
Colonel - Now, I must go before the REAL Robert DeNiro arrives.
Reck Maverick - What IS your beef with DeNiro?
Colonel - That is another story... for another day.
The Colonel dives into the dumpster and the lip slams shut.
Reck Maverick - Maybe someday I will hear that story... but in the meantime... *Heroic music begins to play* I must continue the never-ending battle against those who would cause chaos and mischief in the world. Where there is fear, where there is panic... you will find the Atomic Ninja - The Hero of the Story and the Star of the Show! I now walk into the fires of Hell itself to face the Murderous Entertainment but I now enter prepared with the teachings of THE legend... The Colonel - So beware Murderous Evil-doers because the Atomic Ninja will kick you in the Nards... and I won't even care because HERE I COME... TO SAVE THE DAY!
Maverick runs - ninja style out of the Alley as the scene ends.
The End?
However our hero came to the same conclusion that the majority of wrestling "insiders" came too, If Reck Maverick is to defeat the vile, corrupt, despicable Murderous Entertainment regime - He would have to do it solo... So Reck Maverick set out to seek the advice of the man who could possibly teach our hero the weakness of Murderous Entertainment... The man that knew the weakness of every POW Midwest and New England wrestler... The Colonel...
And so the Story continues...
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In an alley behind the Ameristar Casino... Reck Maverick drops down from an ledge, draws his Blade of Legend and surveys the area for threats. After determining that there is none, he re-sheaths his sword and slowly walks down the alley, his eyes shifting like only a Super Ninja could.
Reck Maverick - Colonel! Hey COLONEL!
A sound emits from a nearby dumpster. Reck walks over an inspects it...
Reck Maverick - hm... This is definitely the Colonel's place....
Our hero knocks on the dumpster twice with his right hand, three times with the left, kicks it with his right leg and finally taps on the roof. The lip flies open and a homeless dude dressed in war fatigues pops out brandishing a broken whiskey bottle, he starts swinging wildly at Maverick
Colonel - Who is the !#$@ are you and what are ya doing to my house!
Reck Maverick - *Dodging the Colonel's swings.* Whoa Colonel, Whoa WHOA! It's me - Maverick!
The Colonel stops swinging and gets a closer look at the Hero of the Story, then throws away the broken bottle.
Colonel - Oh... sorry General Ninja. I thought you were that damn Robert DeNiro again.
Reck Maverick - Colonel... I'm not a General, I'm not even in the army. I do odd jobs for Jayde's father once in a while for the FBI but other then that I'm strictly freelance... But I've already told you that. Colonel, I need your help...
Colonel - Is that so? What is the problem?
Reck Maverick tells the Colonel about the growing ranks of the Murderous Entertainment group, the failures of several superstars to stop them and that Maverick alone is the final hope to save humanity from a fate worse then Reality Television. The Colonel takes a moment to take it all in before giving his advice.
Colonel - Well... If we were back in 'Nam I'd say we just blow the @%#$ out of the fools... but you want to avoid bloodshed and casualties right?
Reck nods in agreement.
Colonel - Hm... In that case you will need to rely on the "Cosmic Coconut Cracker"
Reck Maverick - The what?
Colonel - The Cosmic Coconut Cracker! It should've been the first move they taught you in the military! OK I'll demonstrate it. Come'ere Jimmy!
Another bum swaggers into view. It's the same guy Maverick warned Flap about back at All In... The Colonel lines Jimmy up and tells Maverick to pay attention as he demonstrates the move. The scene almost slows down to a crawl as The Colonel delivers a super Kick to the nuts that literally lifts jimmy two feet into the air. Under the mask, Maverick's jaw almost hits the ground as Jimmy crumples into a heap.
Colonel - And that... is the Cosmic Coconut Cracker...
Reck Maverick - Sir... I am in your debt.
The Colonel looks around nervously...
Colonel - Now, I must go before the REAL Robert DeNiro arrives.
Reck Maverick - What IS your beef with DeNiro?
Colonel - That is another story... for another day.
The Colonel dives into the dumpster and the lip slams shut.
Reck Maverick - Maybe someday I will hear that story... but in the meantime... *Heroic music begins to play* I must continue the never-ending battle against those who would cause chaos and mischief in the world. Where there is fear, where there is panic... you will find the Atomic Ninja - The Hero of the Story and the Star of the Show! I now walk into the fires of Hell itself to face the Murderous Entertainment but I now enter prepared with the teachings of THE legend... The Colonel - So beware Murderous Evil-doers because the Atomic Ninja will kick you in the Nards... and I won't even care because HERE I COME... TO SAVE THE DAY!
Maverick runs - ninja style out of the Alley as the scene ends.
The End?
