Post by Flap Flanagan on Apr 8, 2007 19:17:56 GMT -6
*Scene Opens up in an locker room far far away in the POW Arena. Where Flap Flanagan and the melmac One ALF are talking*
ALF: So Are you ready to fight the Extreme Horsemen and an Dill Pickle?
Flap: What The Hell!?
ALF: I am serious Mister Flap TEA Flanagan! We are against serious competition Big Ears! These guys are like super tough with like super duper Powers that would make the Tick look Spectacular!
Flap: So they are Ben Stiller Clones?
ALF: No Ben Stiller at least has talent!
Flap: I Pity The Fool Who has less Talent then Mister Stiller.
ALF: Yes exactly. So Mister Horsemen Dudes you better Recognize that we might have an unorthodox style we shouldn't be taken to lightly. You Might not have heard of Flap Flanagan before but hell we haven't heard about you guys before either and we have been everywhere man! Big Ears over here has won multiple titles at every Wrestling company has been in and now comes here to POW to keep that success going and he isn't gonna let you guys step and his way or for that matter MINE! Since I am also undefeated in this company, and right at the moment our goal is to win the Tag Team Titles so beating so called Second tier Wrestlers like you should give us an push into #1 contender spot possibly, However what i have been told by Flap's half brother Reck Maverick The Horsemen are let's see what was his exact words oh yeah "The Horsemen SUCK!".
Flap: Reider wouldn't say that, he's an ninja and ninjas respect everybody, well besides the World Champion but who would respect an guy like Shawn Stevens?
*ALF then points out to the Flap that they are both wearing Shawn Stevens hats*
Flap: So they were the cheapest things at the gift shop.
ALF: Well Josh Eagles Hats were selling cheaper.
Flap: Yesum and whatz your point.
ALF: No Point. So how we gonna finish this match this week? Flanchiser? Flying Flapper? Flan 5? Almighty and Dangerous Rollup of DOOM?
Flap: Meh too predictable, I was thinking we embarrass the EXTREME Horsemen and The Dill Pickle and have you use the Outrageous and Entertaining MELMAC MATING DANCE!
ALF: Radical! But do you really think I can actually be giving the chance to do that. We are against better Opponents this time.
Flap: Better Opponents? come on Lance Bass and Helen Hunt better then Sykova and Clajack who are wrestling Titans I don't think so Alien Brother. And We might be not talking much about Nicky pickles But with an partner like Beverly Hills Jackie Benson He really is going solo on this one.
ALF: Wouldn't be the first time he have to go SOLO when his partner doesn't... well Put OUT!
Flap: Hey Give the guy an break.
ALF: The Guy Eats lots of Dill Pickles and Doesn't like the Pussycat Dolls!
Flap: For the Last Time they are Female Human Beings and not CATS!
ALF: I can Always Dream Big Ears!
Flap: Well you better take that smile off your face and put your game face on since we will be in for an battle this week for sure.
ALF: OK First you say we will have an easy task against these two tag teams then you say we are in for an battle, so what you have lost your confidence already?
Flap: Hells No! The Match This week should be Easier then an Blonde on Prom Night. The battle this week will be trying to convince Reider that he should lend us Money to buy Dr PEPPER!
ALF: He Should also lend me his cat!
Flap: Don't you remember what Happen the last time you tried to get Reider's Cat?
ALF: He shipped me off to Aunt Martha's house.
Flap: Yesum. Wasn't that an Radical Visit eh?
ALF: Futt You Big Ears!
Flap: No Thanks.
ALF: Alright but back on topic here Horse ladies and Dill Pickle and Benson dude you better be ready this week cause it's time it's time It's...
Flap: FLAPPER TIME !
ALF: And Beware of the MELMAC MATING DANCE, You Could be Seriously Damaged for LIFE!
Flap: SUCKAs! WHEEE!
*Scene fades*
ALF: So Are you ready to fight the Extreme Horsemen and an Dill Pickle?
Flap: What The Hell!?
ALF: I am serious Mister Flap TEA Flanagan! We are against serious competition Big Ears! These guys are like super tough with like super duper Powers that would make the Tick look Spectacular!
Flap: So they are Ben Stiller Clones?
ALF: No Ben Stiller at least has talent!
Flap: I Pity The Fool Who has less Talent then Mister Stiller.
ALF: Yes exactly. So Mister Horsemen Dudes you better Recognize that we might have an unorthodox style we shouldn't be taken to lightly. You Might not have heard of Flap Flanagan before but hell we haven't heard about you guys before either and we have been everywhere man! Big Ears over here has won multiple titles at every Wrestling company has been in and now comes here to POW to keep that success going and he isn't gonna let you guys step and his way or for that matter MINE! Since I am also undefeated in this company, and right at the moment our goal is to win the Tag Team Titles so beating so called Second tier Wrestlers like you should give us an push into #1 contender spot possibly, However what i have been told by Flap's half brother Reck Maverick The Horsemen are let's see what was his exact words oh yeah "The Horsemen SUCK!".
Flap: Reider wouldn't say that, he's an ninja and ninjas respect everybody, well besides the World Champion but who would respect an guy like Shawn Stevens?
*ALF then points out to the Flap that they are both wearing Shawn Stevens hats*
Flap: So they were the cheapest things at the gift shop.
ALF: Well Josh Eagles Hats were selling cheaper.
Flap: Yesum and whatz your point.
ALF: No Point. So how we gonna finish this match this week? Flanchiser? Flying Flapper? Flan 5? Almighty and Dangerous Rollup of DOOM?
Flap: Meh too predictable, I was thinking we embarrass the EXTREME Horsemen and The Dill Pickle and have you use the Outrageous and Entertaining MELMAC MATING DANCE!
ALF: Radical! But do you really think I can actually be giving the chance to do that. We are against better Opponents this time.
Flap: Better Opponents? come on Lance Bass and Helen Hunt better then Sykova and Clajack who are wrestling Titans I don't think so Alien Brother. And We might be not talking much about Nicky pickles But with an partner like Beverly Hills Jackie Benson He really is going solo on this one.
ALF: Wouldn't be the first time he have to go SOLO when his partner doesn't... well Put OUT!
Flap: Hey Give the guy an break.
ALF: The Guy Eats lots of Dill Pickles and Doesn't like the Pussycat Dolls!
Flap: For the Last Time they are Female Human Beings and not CATS!
ALF: I can Always Dream Big Ears!
Flap: Well you better take that smile off your face and put your game face on since we will be in for an battle this week for sure.
ALF: OK First you say we will have an easy task against these two tag teams then you say we are in for an battle, so what you have lost your confidence already?
Flap: Hells No! The Match This week should be Easier then an Blonde on Prom Night. The battle this week will be trying to convince Reider that he should lend us Money to buy Dr PEPPER!
ALF: He Should also lend me his cat!
Flap: Don't you remember what Happen the last time you tried to get Reider's Cat?
ALF: He shipped me off to Aunt Martha's house.
Flap: Yesum. Wasn't that an Radical Visit eh?
ALF: Futt You Big Ears!
Flap: No Thanks.
ALF: Alright but back on topic here Horse ladies and Dill Pickle and Benson dude you better be ready this week cause it's time it's time It's...
Flap: FLAPPER TIME !
ALF: And Beware of the MELMAC MATING DANCE, You Could be Seriously Damaged for LIFE!
Flap: SUCKAs! WHEEE!
*Scene fades*