Post by nickpickles on May 1, 2007 17:27:34 GMT -6
We see images of what happened at Spring Breakage between Kaleb Shadix and Nick Pickles, involving King Cobra. We then see the announcement last week of the unification match, with all three members in the ring. We then see images of Jay T Nitro carrying his UWC TV title and Nick smiling in the ring, foreshadowing his intentions for the legend.
We go from Video montage to live now as the camera opens. We see Greg Kilgreen sitting down in a POW interview room, and opposite him in the other chair is Nick Pickles. Pickles is decked out in his nice green money tux and has his shades on. Nick has a content grin on his face, and since we cant see his eye's...we are not sure why excatly he is grinning.
Greg: Well i am here with Mister Nick Pickles, who this week on Road to SuperMania will face Flap Flannigan one on one. Nick, what do you think about the match up this week?
Nick reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dime. He holds it up with his thumb and index finger, so the camera could see it.
Nick: You see this....this is about how much Flap is worth in wasting my time this week. Dont get me wrong, i think Flap has some talent, which is why i didnt use a penny (laughs)...but i mean c'mon...this isnt even a fair match up.
Greg: You dont think your undermining Flap?
Nick: (Rolls his eyes)..Is that a retorical question? Honestly...how could you not undermine him. The guy's tag partner is usually a freakin doll named Alf! How pathetic can you get.
Greg: Well to be fair, Flap did get the best of you in that tag match two weeks ago-
Nick frustrating sighs and shakes his head, referring to the fact that Greg never gets the big picture and loves to get under Nick's skin.
Nick: Welll obviously Craig...you didnt pay attention to that match, probably just read the summed up results. Flap didnt win did he?....NO! His team lost. Now some may say so did i, but i beg to differ. I finally realized that match was a joke and i left my joke of a partner to take the fall.........so technically, i didnt lose and Flap did, just like he will this week. After that, he can go sulk in the back with his only friend Alf, guzzle some Dr.Pepper and worry about what Reck is going to do to him at SuperMania.
Greg Gold: Speaking of SuperMania 3....it seems your obvious intentions have been outted.
Nick positions himself comfortably in the chair and removes his sunglasses very slowly. He leans forward and gets serious with Greg
Nick: Yes, now the whole world knows why i would lower myself to the Television title. When i heard that the great Jay T Nitro was contemplating retirement....i couldnt pass up the urge to come in and send him off with the biggest loss of his career. But in order to do that.....i have to teach King Cobra and Kaleb Shadix why i was once numerous time world champion in plenty of companies.
Greg: Does that include using Bubba?
Nick: No smartass....in fact, if they are so worried about my bodyguard, when the time comes to take that TV title from them two peons, i will leave Bubba behind and do it myself. In fact, he dont even have to come down this week.......cause ill take care of Flap without breaking a sweat. And you can bet on that!
Nick throws a wad of money right into the camera as they flutter throughout the room. Nick leaves his chair and the scene as this happens, and Greg looks around and begins to pick up the money like a homeless person.
We go from Video montage to live now as the camera opens. We see Greg Kilgreen sitting down in a POW interview room, and opposite him in the other chair is Nick Pickles. Pickles is decked out in his nice green money tux and has his shades on. Nick has a content grin on his face, and since we cant see his eye's...we are not sure why excatly he is grinning.
Greg: Well i am here with Mister Nick Pickles, who this week on Road to SuperMania will face Flap Flannigan one on one. Nick, what do you think about the match up this week?
Nick reaches into his pocket and pulls out a dime. He holds it up with his thumb and index finger, so the camera could see it.
Nick: You see this....this is about how much Flap is worth in wasting my time this week. Dont get me wrong, i think Flap has some talent, which is why i didnt use a penny (laughs)...but i mean c'mon...this isnt even a fair match up.
Greg: You dont think your undermining Flap?
Nick: (Rolls his eyes)..Is that a retorical question? Honestly...how could you not undermine him. The guy's tag partner is usually a freakin doll named Alf! How pathetic can you get.
Greg: Well to be fair, Flap did get the best of you in that tag match two weeks ago-
Nick frustrating sighs and shakes his head, referring to the fact that Greg never gets the big picture and loves to get under Nick's skin.
Nick: Welll obviously Craig...you didnt pay attention to that match, probably just read the summed up results. Flap didnt win did he?....NO! His team lost. Now some may say so did i, but i beg to differ. I finally realized that match was a joke and i left my joke of a partner to take the fall.........so technically, i didnt lose and Flap did, just like he will this week. After that, he can go sulk in the back with his only friend Alf, guzzle some Dr.Pepper and worry about what Reck is going to do to him at SuperMania.
Greg Gold: Speaking of SuperMania 3....it seems your obvious intentions have been outted.
Nick positions himself comfortably in the chair and removes his sunglasses very slowly. He leans forward and gets serious with Greg
Nick: Yes, now the whole world knows why i would lower myself to the Television title. When i heard that the great Jay T Nitro was contemplating retirement....i couldnt pass up the urge to come in and send him off with the biggest loss of his career. But in order to do that.....i have to teach King Cobra and Kaleb Shadix why i was once numerous time world champion in plenty of companies.
Greg: Does that include using Bubba?
Nick: No smartass....in fact, if they are so worried about my bodyguard, when the time comes to take that TV title from them two peons, i will leave Bubba behind and do it myself. In fact, he dont even have to come down this week.......cause ill take care of Flap without breaking a sweat. And you can bet on that!
Nick throws a wad of money right into the camera as they flutter throughout the room. Nick leaves his chair and the scene as this happens, and Greg looks around and begins to pick up the money like a homeless person.