Post by Flap Flanagan on May 1, 2007 17:11:20 GMT -6
Is Reider really right when he said the problem with The Flanchiser player is that he doesn't respect himself? Will Flap Flanagan ever rise his hand in Victory ever again? Will he ever become Heavyweight Champion of the World Again?
Well Reider usually tells the truth, he is Flapper's Half brother after all, Why would Reider lie? What would he gain from this? An Extra Slice of Apple pie at Thanksgiving Family Dinner? Or maybe to Release the Anger of the Flanchise, Which hasn't been seen since 2002, when The King of the Dr Pepper Mountain Ruled the WORLD!
Though back in that Day, Flanchise Flap Flanagan wasn't the Dr Pepper Drinking, Golf Cart Riding, Maria Futting ,Futter. Flap Flanagan was complete opposite to the Man he betrays now. Flap's preferred Drink was an COLD REFRESHING BUDWEISER, many in fact, Flap was an Drunk and an Violent Drunk Who Helped alot of 20 something Women pay there way through College, if yeah know what I mean. His Whole Locker room full of Budweisers and Hookers was paradise for the Flanchise. Many Disliked the way The Flanchise carried his business and how he handle the women but nobody did anything about it since Flap Flanagan was feared by all.
Wrestling that Year was the Year of the Flanchise Player. Flap Flanagan set records of holding the World Heavyweight title for the longest and defending it the most times. Nobody ever held the belt longer then an week in the wrestling company since it was defended every week. Many Laughed at Flap being only being Five Foot Eleven Inches and weighing at the time an hundred and eighty Pounds. However Flap Changed the Critics and his opponents mind by his Surprising Power and Road Runner Speed in the ring. This Version of Flap Flanagan Despite having the wrestling world at it's knees and was running the show every night didn't have the fans Respect and absolutely Hurt this drunken man which seemed to have no emotion or feelings.
After Finally Losing the Heavyweight Title to an man who called himself the Destroyer which is what he did to Flap Flanagan who was having what seemed to be an Nervous breakdown, trying to impress the fans Flap showed up for the match sober and not in Flappin Up Mode. Which Cost him dearly against an man who stood Seven Foot tall and weighed in at Five Hundred Pounds that Night. After losing His beloved title, Flap Flanagan turned an new Leaf Became the Beloved baby face he is well known for to this day for being, and arguably the most Popular Wrestler of His time. Many Think an Fling with Jessica Simpson Changed the Flapper Mentally, and Flapper's Inring Psychologic Changed Totally. From the old Days of Not caring one tooth about what he does to his opponent and giving his all in that match to win. To Now just Giving the Fans what they want from him an Comical Match. Though Flap Flanagan has been successful in many Wrestling Companies around the world being the Beloved baby face, He Just hasn't had the same Results when He was an Budweiser Drinker.
WHOA What an F*&$ing Dream! Wait I just said F&*$!
Yes You Big Earred F&*$ You said an Swear word! Now stop your F&*$ing around and Let's train for your Wrestling Match or we Could Drink an BUD LITE! Yeah the Latter Sounds like Good F&*$ing PLAN!
GOD DAMN! It's....
You Bet your ass I am Back in Your Head, You Need me you Big Ear Bastard. Like What The Hell Would you Honestly be capable of Doing to Nick Pickles in that ring With out my HELP?
ALMIGHTY AND DANGEROUS ROLLUP OF DOOM FOOL!
Your an Pathetic Big Earred Canadian Cheeko! I don't know about you but I know for damn sure that when Your Brother Reider AKA Reck Maverick Speak ed the truth last week, You Unexpectedly Hashed me up again by Accident, which By The way you truly gotta get Reider an gift basket or an Bottle of Champagne for your second Chance of being Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD AGAIN!
I don't Need you i have won belts on my own without you.
Yeah titles suited for Guys like Josh Eagles. Sure Crapatacular TITLES! But Big Ears I am gonna take you back where I Helped guide you to in your First Month, To Be Crowned The Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD! So Listen up Your Fresh Start will Begin with Nick Pickles, He is very cocky going into this match with you, by knowing Your Baby face Insane Ward Style. However with me in your corner there is now way this chump is going to be pinning your shoulders for the three count. No This little Jerk from Uncle Charlie's Funny Farm is going to feel PAIN,Agony and the Feeling of DEFEAT at the hands of the Old but new Flanchise Flap Flanagan! Though maybe I alone can't help you right away so let's get an Douse of....
No I have been Clean for 5 Years!
And Where Has that Got you no where BIG EARS! It's Time to adventure into Violent ville again and and Feel what having an Temper again feels like. It's Time to Feel What winning feels like, So It's Time It's Time For an 24 of BUD LITE!
*Flap Flanagan is sitting on an Couch in his locker room having this mind war with himself has ALF walks in the room*
ALF: Whatz up FUTTER?
Step One Get Rid of the MUPPET!
*An Tear starts to tinkle down Flap's Face*
ALF: Whatz Wrong Flanchise?
*Flap Jumps up to his Feet and Picks up ALF and gives him the FLAN 5*
I Love Breakups! WHEEEE!
*Scene Ends*
Well Reider usually tells the truth, he is Flapper's Half brother after all, Why would Reider lie? What would he gain from this? An Extra Slice of Apple pie at Thanksgiving Family Dinner? Or maybe to Release the Anger of the Flanchise, Which hasn't been seen since 2002, when The King of the Dr Pepper Mountain Ruled the WORLD!
Though back in that Day, Flanchise Flap Flanagan wasn't the Dr Pepper Drinking, Golf Cart Riding, Maria Futting ,Futter. Flap Flanagan was complete opposite to the Man he betrays now. Flap's preferred Drink was an COLD REFRESHING BUDWEISER, many in fact, Flap was an Drunk and an Violent Drunk Who Helped alot of 20 something Women pay there way through College, if yeah know what I mean. His Whole Locker room full of Budweisers and Hookers was paradise for the Flanchise. Many Disliked the way The Flanchise carried his business and how he handle the women but nobody did anything about it since Flap Flanagan was feared by all.
Wrestling that Year was the Year of the Flanchise Player. Flap Flanagan set records of holding the World Heavyweight title for the longest and defending it the most times. Nobody ever held the belt longer then an week in the wrestling company since it was defended every week. Many Laughed at Flap being only being Five Foot Eleven Inches and weighing at the time an hundred and eighty Pounds. However Flap Changed the Critics and his opponents mind by his Surprising Power and Road Runner Speed in the ring. This Version of Flap Flanagan Despite having the wrestling world at it's knees and was running the show every night didn't have the fans Respect and absolutely Hurt this drunken man which seemed to have no emotion or feelings.
After Finally Losing the Heavyweight Title to an man who called himself the Destroyer which is what he did to Flap Flanagan who was having what seemed to be an Nervous breakdown, trying to impress the fans Flap showed up for the match sober and not in Flappin Up Mode. Which Cost him dearly against an man who stood Seven Foot tall and weighed in at Five Hundred Pounds that Night. After losing His beloved title, Flap Flanagan turned an new Leaf Became the Beloved baby face he is well known for to this day for being, and arguably the most Popular Wrestler of His time. Many Think an Fling with Jessica Simpson Changed the Flapper Mentally, and Flapper's Inring Psychologic Changed Totally. From the old Days of Not caring one tooth about what he does to his opponent and giving his all in that match to win. To Now just Giving the Fans what they want from him an Comical Match. Though Flap Flanagan has been successful in many Wrestling Companies around the world being the Beloved baby face, He Just hasn't had the same Results when He was an Budweiser Drinker.
WHOA What an F*&$ing Dream! Wait I just said F&*$!
Yes You Big Earred F&*$ You said an Swear word! Now stop your F&*$ing around and Let's train for your Wrestling Match or we Could Drink an BUD LITE! Yeah the Latter Sounds like Good F&*$ing PLAN!
GOD DAMN! It's....
You Bet your ass I am Back in Your Head, You Need me you Big Ear Bastard. Like What The Hell Would you Honestly be capable of Doing to Nick Pickles in that ring With out my HELP?
ALMIGHTY AND DANGEROUS ROLLUP OF DOOM FOOL!
Your an Pathetic Big Earred Canadian Cheeko! I don't know about you but I know for damn sure that when Your Brother Reider AKA Reck Maverick Speak ed the truth last week, You Unexpectedly Hashed me up again by Accident, which By The way you truly gotta get Reider an gift basket or an Bottle of Champagne for your second Chance of being Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD AGAIN!
I don't Need you i have won belts on my own without you.
Yeah titles suited for Guys like Josh Eagles. Sure Crapatacular TITLES! But Big Ears I am gonna take you back where I Helped guide you to in your First Month, To Be Crowned The Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD! So Listen up Your Fresh Start will Begin with Nick Pickles, He is very cocky going into this match with you, by knowing Your Baby face Insane Ward Style. However with me in your corner there is now way this chump is going to be pinning your shoulders for the three count. No This little Jerk from Uncle Charlie's Funny Farm is going to feel PAIN,Agony and the Feeling of DEFEAT at the hands of the Old but new Flanchise Flap Flanagan! Though maybe I alone can't help you right away so let's get an Douse of....
No I have been Clean for 5 Years!
And Where Has that Got you no where BIG EARS! It's Time to adventure into Violent ville again and and Feel what having an Temper again feels like. It's Time to Feel What winning feels like, So It's Time It's Time For an 24 of BUD LITE!
*Flap Flanagan is sitting on an Couch in his locker room having this mind war with himself has ALF walks in the room*
ALF: Whatz up FUTTER?
Step One Get Rid of the MUPPET!
*An Tear starts to tinkle down Flap's Face*
ALF: Whatz Wrong Flanchise?
*Flap Jumps up to his Feet and Picks up ALF and gives him the FLAN 5*
I Love Breakups! WHEEEE!
*Scene Ends*