Post by Reck Maverick on May 1, 2007 21:45:04 GMT -6
Reck Maverick - HA! You vile slime! Is that your best?
The Hero of the Story - Reck Maverick flies through the air with all the grace of an olympic gymnist as he delivers a picture perfect Ninjetti Cyclone Kick to a wooden combat dummy. We are in an-until-now-unrevealed area of the Ninja Lair, where Reck Maverick is doing some last minute Combat Training... He's been doing normal training all week with the Horsemen but Reck Maverick is anything but normal - so while Lance and Dave are out fishing and Ci is wrapping up some business The Atomic Ninja takes this oppertunity to work on his ninja skills, Unfortuantly we can't show you all the footage because it's closely guarded secrets of Maverick's Clan.
Maverick finishes his training and walks back to the regular part of the Ninja Lair. He opens the rusty old refridgerator and pulls out a Drink of Champions - Diet Pepsi and cracks it open. He peels down his mask a little bit and takes a gulp then rolls it back up and looks at the Camera.
Reck Maverick - Good evening to all the Reckrophiliacs out there in TV Land and those watching this feed on Youtube. It's your resident hero - Reck Maverick here to give you yet another awarding winning interview. Isn't it ironic that someone that SHOULDN'T be talking gives the best interview in ALL of POW as well as the local competition? I think it's safe to assume that I am entertaining - many would agree and few would argue, but the few would be the MANY dudes I've burnt with my acid tongue over the years - should I name names? Nah, that would take too long and my time is short - I still have some killer ninja training to do. Y'know the type of stuff that my opponents aren't psyically capable of doing and not mentally capable of comprehending. Yeah... Crazy stuff like that.
So I just want to throw out a few more humourous jokes and witty one-liners about my "esteemed competition" before I go and once again save the Midwestern branch of Power On Wrestling from the two most BORING members of Murderous Entertainment. Yes Night, I said you were boring and yes Daye... you still smell.
SERIOUSLY - having Night and Daye - Final Cut or whatever they refer to themselves in is the ULTIMATE in contradictory statements. I mean at least Felon and Killa's material was so bad that it was at least humourous... but Night and Daye? PUH-LEASE! Somebody pinch when they finally shut their mouths... I'm going to go take a nap... Hell maybe I should go for the cryogenic freezing... maybe by the time they unfreeze me Those two will FINALLY be quiet... or at least come up with some DECENT lines other then dumb puns and Standard Pop-culture jokes... Daye-time TV? Really... you are aware that daytime television is ALMOST as bland as you guys right? WHY would you want to set yourselves up to be EVEN MORE boring? It doesn't make any sense...
Am I coming off as sarcastic in this interview? If I am I appologize... but I when I go to battle with dudes that have the HEAT of an icicle... I tend to lay it on a little thick.
But y'know, I'm a little hurt that those two bores turned downed my script - it could have re-vitalized their careers and MAYBE earned them a little respect... Who am I kidding, no one could respect you... I mean you COULD... but as soon as one of your mouths open - FLUSH... right down the toilet. I'm surprised that the other members of your club keep you around, they want to RISE UP through the ranks in their so-called murderous division yet they have the Buzzkill Bros. dragging them down like a lead weight - I suppose they need the cannon fodder. Oh well, there lose I guess.
I think that's about it... yeah I know, it's not much - but Night and Daye really don't give you much to work with... um... so yeah, Ninja Vanish!
BLAM! The trademark puff of smoke and our hero... is gone.
The End
The Hero of the Story - Reck Maverick flies through the air with all the grace of an olympic gymnist as he delivers a picture perfect Ninjetti Cyclone Kick to a wooden combat dummy. We are in an-until-now-unrevealed area of the Ninja Lair, where Reck Maverick is doing some last minute Combat Training... He's been doing normal training all week with the Horsemen but Reck Maverick is anything but normal - so while Lance and Dave are out fishing and Ci is wrapping up some business The Atomic Ninja takes this oppertunity to work on his ninja skills, Unfortuantly we can't show you all the footage because it's closely guarded secrets of Maverick's Clan.
Maverick finishes his training and walks back to the regular part of the Ninja Lair. He opens the rusty old refridgerator and pulls out a Drink of Champions - Diet Pepsi and cracks it open. He peels down his mask a little bit and takes a gulp then rolls it back up and looks at the Camera.
Reck Maverick - Good evening to all the Reckrophiliacs out there in TV Land and those watching this feed on Youtube. It's your resident hero - Reck Maverick here to give you yet another awarding winning interview. Isn't it ironic that someone that SHOULDN'T be talking gives the best interview in ALL of POW as well as the local competition? I think it's safe to assume that I am entertaining - many would agree and few would argue, but the few would be the MANY dudes I've burnt with my acid tongue over the years - should I name names? Nah, that would take too long and my time is short - I still have some killer ninja training to do. Y'know the type of stuff that my opponents aren't psyically capable of doing and not mentally capable of comprehending. Yeah... Crazy stuff like that.
So I just want to throw out a few more humourous jokes and witty one-liners about my "esteemed competition" before I go and once again save the Midwestern branch of Power On Wrestling from the two most BORING members of Murderous Entertainment. Yes Night, I said you were boring and yes Daye... you still smell.
SERIOUSLY - having Night and Daye - Final Cut or whatever they refer to themselves in is the ULTIMATE in contradictory statements. I mean at least Felon and Killa's material was so bad that it was at least humourous... but Night and Daye? PUH-LEASE! Somebody pinch when they finally shut their mouths... I'm going to go take a nap... Hell maybe I should go for the cryogenic freezing... maybe by the time they unfreeze me Those two will FINALLY be quiet... or at least come up with some DECENT lines other then dumb puns and Standard Pop-culture jokes... Daye-time TV? Really... you are aware that daytime television is ALMOST as bland as you guys right? WHY would you want to set yourselves up to be EVEN MORE boring? It doesn't make any sense...
Am I coming off as sarcastic in this interview? If I am I appologize... but I when I go to battle with dudes that have the HEAT of an icicle... I tend to lay it on a little thick.
But y'know, I'm a little hurt that those two bores turned downed my script - it could have re-vitalized their careers and MAYBE earned them a little respect... Who am I kidding, no one could respect you... I mean you COULD... but as soon as one of your mouths open - FLUSH... right down the toilet. I'm surprised that the other members of your club keep you around, they want to RISE UP through the ranks in their so-called murderous division yet they have the Buzzkill Bros. dragging them down like a lead weight - I suppose they need the cannon fodder. Oh well, there lose I guess.
I think that's about it... yeah I know, it's not much - but Night and Daye really don't give you much to work with... um... so yeah, Ninja Vanish!
BLAM! The trademark puff of smoke and our hero... is gone.
The End
