Post by thepredator on Apr 10, 2007 16:55:36 GMT -6
:: A small arena jam packed with fans erupts as “You know my Name” by Chris Cornell hits on the PA system and the lights go out. The fans know what is coming and they boo loudly. As the chorus hits, the lights go blue and David Hunter appears on the stage wearing a black suit with a black shirt and tie. He looks around the arena grinning as the fans continue to boo him. He walks arrogantly down the ramp and goes up the steps into the ring.::
Richard Huff: Ladies and Gentlemen, “The Predator”, David Hunter!!!
::David snatches the mic off Richard.::
David: Get out of my ring, arse hole!
::Richard quickly steps through the ropes and returns to his seat outside the ring. The crowd continue to boo David loudly.::
David: I am out here to night, to explain to all of you no-marks…Shut the hell up! The lot of you!!!
::The crowd continue to boo David as he attempts to talk. David notices a particular male in the front row who is giving David the middle finger and chanting obscenities to him. David steps through the ropes and jumps down and stands in front of the guy.::
David: Who the hell are you? And what in god’s name gives you the right to boo me, huh?
::The fan laughs in David’s face. David drops the mic and grabs the fan by his collar. He throws him over the barrier. The fan starts to beg David to let him go but David picks him up again and throws him into the ring. The fan scrambles over to the other side of the ring and attempts to escape, but David chases him quickly and blocks him in the corner.::
David: Not so chirpy now are ya, fat arse. Who the hell are you?
::David throws the mic at the guy.::
Fan: …I’m…I…
David: Who the hell are ya!?!
Fan: My name is Scott…
David: Here’s you’re chance to be famous, Scott. What’s you’re second name?
Scott: …Roberts…
David: Scott Roberts? I have a question for ya. What do you think gives you the right to boo me?
Scott: I dunno…I…
David: Im sure I saw and heard you booing me, Scott. So either I’m stupid, or you’re stupid, Scott…are you stupid?
Scott: No…I…
David: So, I’m stupid?
Scott: No…I mean…
David: I know what you mean…you meant to say that you’re stupid, right?
::Scott looks at David::
David: Right?
Scott: …yeah.
David: Okay, so we’ve established that Scott, along with every other f**k in this arena are a load of stupid mother f**kers. Why? Because every single week, my name goes on the marquee of the Ameristar Casino: “This Thursday, POW Midwest presents “The Predator” David Hunter and Lance Erikson versus…” so on and so forth…and you guys see that on the marquee and you think, “Hell, I gotta get a ticket to see “The Predator” and Lance Erikson. So, from that analogy, you should have all realised that I am, in fact, correct, and you are all stupid, ‘cause you buy tickets to see “The Predator” and when ya see him, you boo him…which I find pretty Kansas-esque f**king stupid. Don’t you agree, Scott?
Scott: I…
David: Now this proves my point again, I ask you a simple question, Scott. It’s not as if I’m asking you what year the Titanic sank, which was 1912, I think…but Scott, I’m simply asking you a yes/no question. Do you agree that all of the people in Kansas are stupid?
Scott: …I…
David: One more time, Scott! I’ll ask you one more time! Do you agree?!?
Scott: Yes…
David: Thank you…Huff, get me two chairs please!
::Richard Huff struggles to find two chairs so folds his own and gives it to David and the bell ringer also gives up his seat. David hands folds out the chairs and puts them in the middle of the ring.::
David: Have a seat, Scott…
::Scott reluctantly gets up and sits on one of the chairs. David sits next to him.::
David: Huff, get Scott a microphone!
::Richard Huff gets a microphone and hands it to Scott.::
David: Do you fancy a match, Scott?
Scott: Pardon?
David: I mean it seems pretty easy for no marks like yourself to get matches nowadays. Look at three of my opponents this week…Flap Flanagan and Alf…and Ty Benson…Have you ever heard of these guys, Scott?
Scott: No, I haven’t.
David: See! Getting a match, or a contract nowadays seems about as easy as getting an OBE over in the UK…anybody can get one. Services to Entertainment, services to television, services to market trading…damnit, it’s just so easy.
I’m sure, Scott, that if you was interested in becoming a wrestler, you could get into any local fed and wrestle top guys within at most a month. f**k, not only did Flap Flanagan, Alf and Ty Benson get a contract…they got a match with POW’s Most Valuable Player, “The Predator” David Hunter! God, I bet that’s like a title shot to them…wouldn’t you agree, Scott?
Scott: Yeah.
David: You can go back to your seat now, Scott. But disrespect me again, and you’ll get more than being tossed over the guard rail.
::Scott stands up and quickly returns to his seat.::
David: I’d like to thank Scott tonight for being the volunteer dick of the crowd. Now, everyone here’s a dick, but Scott had the will power to be the spokesman of all you dicks out there, and he proved that yes, every person in Kansas…is stupid! Now, I’m sure that Scott won’t be being a dick again anytime soon, or again in his life, if he intends to continue for the rest of his life with use of his legs. And I’d advise you all, to take a leaf out of Scott’s book!
So, this Thursday, myself and my quickly rising legend of a partner, Lance Erikson take on Nick Pickles, who we quite easily defeated last week, and will again…and his no mark partner, Ty Benson, If Ty turns up. Don’t get you’re hopes up guys…I think Tito should probably be worried that one of his employees hasn’t been heard from for god knows how long…anything could have happened. And also in the Triple threat Tag match, Flap “No mark” Flanagan and Mr No Mark, Alf. And as I look out into the depths of the arena, you all sit with permanent gormless expressions on you’re facing, showing how much awe you are in that you’re witnessing the Predator. But tonight, as I mention those three names, you all have extra expressions of disbelief on you’re faces, as I did when I saw the card. I sat wondering how the hell someone like Ty Benson, Flap Flanagan and Alf got me! ME, in a match…I don’t think I deserve respect from just you people, I deserve it from everyone! And when I say everyone, I mean IT! And this Thursday, I’ll prove why I deserve and demand you’re respect. See you Thursday…
::Dave drops the mic on the mat and exits through the ropes walking slowly up the ramp, rejecting the fans’ hands. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises out his arms. He exits the curtain as he is booed by the crowd.::
{End of Segment}
Richard Huff: Ladies and Gentlemen, “The Predator”, David Hunter!!!
::David snatches the mic off Richard.::
David: Get out of my ring, arse hole!
::Richard quickly steps through the ropes and returns to his seat outside the ring. The crowd continue to boo David loudly.::
David: I am out here to night, to explain to all of you no-marks…Shut the hell up! The lot of you!!!
::The crowd continue to boo David as he attempts to talk. David notices a particular male in the front row who is giving David the middle finger and chanting obscenities to him. David steps through the ropes and jumps down and stands in front of the guy.::
David: Who the hell are you? And what in god’s name gives you the right to boo me, huh?
::The fan laughs in David’s face. David drops the mic and grabs the fan by his collar. He throws him over the barrier. The fan starts to beg David to let him go but David picks him up again and throws him into the ring. The fan scrambles over to the other side of the ring and attempts to escape, but David chases him quickly and blocks him in the corner.::
David: Not so chirpy now are ya, fat arse. Who the hell are you?
::David throws the mic at the guy.::
Fan: …I’m…I…
David: Who the hell are ya!?!
Fan: My name is Scott…
David: Here’s you’re chance to be famous, Scott. What’s you’re second name?
Scott: …Roberts…
David: Scott Roberts? I have a question for ya. What do you think gives you the right to boo me?
Scott: I dunno…I…
David: Im sure I saw and heard you booing me, Scott. So either I’m stupid, or you’re stupid, Scott…are you stupid?
Scott: No…I…
David: So, I’m stupid?
Scott: No…I mean…
David: I know what you mean…you meant to say that you’re stupid, right?
::Scott looks at David::
David: Right?
Scott: …yeah.
David: Okay, so we’ve established that Scott, along with every other f**k in this arena are a load of stupid mother f**kers. Why? Because every single week, my name goes on the marquee of the Ameristar Casino: “This Thursday, POW Midwest presents “The Predator” David Hunter and Lance Erikson versus…” so on and so forth…and you guys see that on the marquee and you think, “Hell, I gotta get a ticket to see “The Predator” and Lance Erikson. So, from that analogy, you should have all realised that I am, in fact, correct, and you are all stupid, ‘cause you buy tickets to see “The Predator” and when ya see him, you boo him…which I find pretty Kansas-esque f**king stupid. Don’t you agree, Scott?
Scott: I…
David: Now this proves my point again, I ask you a simple question, Scott. It’s not as if I’m asking you what year the Titanic sank, which was 1912, I think…but Scott, I’m simply asking you a yes/no question. Do you agree that all of the people in Kansas are stupid?
Scott: …I…
David: One more time, Scott! I’ll ask you one more time! Do you agree?!?
Scott: Yes…
David: Thank you…Huff, get me two chairs please!
::Richard Huff struggles to find two chairs so folds his own and gives it to David and the bell ringer also gives up his seat. David hands folds out the chairs and puts them in the middle of the ring.::
David: Have a seat, Scott…
::Scott reluctantly gets up and sits on one of the chairs. David sits next to him.::
David: Huff, get Scott a microphone!
::Richard Huff gets a microphone and hands it to Scott.::
David: Do you fancy a match, Scott?
Scott: Pardon?
David: I mean it seems pretty easy for no marks like yourself to get matches nowadays. Look at three of my opponents this week…Flap Flanagan and Alf…and Ty Benson…Have you ever heard of these guys, Scott?
Scott: No, I haven’t.
David: See! Getting a match, or a contract nowadays seems about as easy as getting an OBE over in the UK…anybody can get one. Services to Entertainment, services to television, services to market trading…damnit, it’s just so easy.
I’m sure, Scott, that if you was interested in becoming a wrestler, you could get into any local fed and wrestle top guys within at most a month. f**k, not only did Flap Flanagan, Alf and Ty Benson get a contract…they got a match with POW’s Most Valuable Player, “The Predator” David Hunter! God, I bet that’s like a title shot to them…wouldn’t you agree, Scott?
Scott: Yeah.
David: You can go back to your seat now, Scott. But disrespect me again, and you’ll get more than being tossed over the guard rail.
::Scott stands up and quickly returns to his seat.::
David: I’d like to thank Scott tonight for being the volunteer dick of the crowd. Now, everyone here’s a dick, but Scott had the will power to be the spokesman of all you dicks out there, and he proved that yes, every person in Kansas…is stupid! Now, I’m sure that Scott won’t be being a dick again anytime soon, or again in his life, if he intends to continue for the rest of his life with use of his legs. And I’d advise you all, to take a leaf out of Scott’s book!
So, this Thursday, myself and my quickly rising legend of a partner, Lance Erikson take on Nick Pickles, who we quite easily defeated last week, and will again…and his no mark partner, Ty Benson, If Ty turns up. Don’t get you’re hopes up guys…I think Tito should probably be worried that one of his employees hasn’t been heard from for god knows how long…anything could have happened. And also in the Triple threat Tag match, Flap “No mark” Flanagan and Mr No Mark, Alf. And as I look out into the depths of the arena, you all sit with permanent gormless expressions on you’re facing, showing how much awe you are in that you’re witnessing the Predator. But tonight, as I mention those three names, you all have extra expressions of disbelief on you’re faces, as I did when I saw the card. I sat wondering how the hell someone like Ty Benson, Flap Flanagan and Alf got me! ME, in a match…I don’t think I deserve respect from just you people, I deserve it from everyone! And when I say everyone, I mean IT! And this Thursday, I’ll prove why I deserve and demand you’re respect. See you Thursday…
::Dave drops the mic on the mat and exits through the ropes walking slowly up the ramp, rejecting the fans’ hands. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises out his arms. He exits the curtain as he is booed by the crowd.::
{End of Segment}