This Aint The Minor Leagues Pt. 1

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FINAL CUT PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU...
This Aint The Minor Leagues Pt. 1

ACTION!!!

**The scene starts inside the actors studio that Night has set up in his den. Inside there is no elaborate set or actors no props no bells no whistles. In the middle of the room you see a stool and next to it is a guitar. From the den door emerges Night to canned applause. He takes a bow and thanks the "crowd". He takes a seat into the chair and points down at the guitar which prompts more canned applause. He straps on the guitar.**

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Night: Thank you all for being here tonight. To celebrate being in Spring Breakage I decided I'm going to do something special for all my opponents. Tonight it's all about Victor Bloodmoon. Victor I have a special song for you buddy.

**Night then straightens out a microphone in front of him and starts to play the guitar.**

Night: You don't have a wife and it cuts like a knife and I feel that I'm being misled.
See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned of the swastika tattoo on your head.
And it makes you smile when you hear "Zieg-Heil" You love the smell of a burning cross in the yard
You do goose step salutes in your Doc Martin boots, and you quoted "Mein Kampf" in your 5th promo spot.

I think you're a nazi Victor, are you a nazi? You might be a nazi Victor...

You keep extensive files on the Nuremberg trials, and you watch them whenever they're airing
I guess I should've known when you bought a new bone for your puppies named Goebbles and Garring
You showed up last to our very first match, I said "how are you" you said "white power"
Call me paranoid but I'm not overjoyed when I have to take a shower...I think you're a nazi
Don't be lying Victor, Are you a nazi? Are you anti-Zion Victor?

Your every address is signed SS, you hold an Aryan picknick and bash
And it makes me irate when you say I look great when I wear a litle tiny moustache,
Your social politics say that races dont mix, and you call it pure blood pollution
And whenever I'm sad, you say it's not so bad, for every problem there's a "Final Solution"
I think you're a nazi, Give me an answer Victor Are you a nazi? You drive a f**king panzer Victor

And at the end of the night you know you will have lost.
Because paybacks a bitch from what u did at the holocaust.

I know you're a nazi And that's why we'll fight'
I know you're a nazi Sure as my name is Night-Berg-Stein.

CUT AND PRINT!!

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WELCOME TO NIGHTTIME TV!!!
TODAY WE CONTINUE OUR NEVER ENDING JOURNEY WITH OUR "HERO OF WRESTLING" AND "THE KING OF THE SCENE", NIGHT!!
SPRING BREAKAGE IS ONLY A FEW DAYS AWAY AND OUR HERO IS THROWN INTO A MATCH WHERE THE WINNER WILL GET A TITLE SHOT OF HIS CHOOSING. THEY CALL IT THE AAA MATCH. ANYTIME ANYONE ANYWHERE. THE QUESTION IS WILL NIGHT AND DAYE BE ABLE TO WORK AS A TEAM IN THIS MATCH? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION AND MORE!!!

**The scene starts in Night's house. The camera pans around and then goes to the living room where it shows Night pacing back and forth in the living room with the phone in his hands.**

Night: Look you are my lawyer so do your job. There has got to be some way I can get my child back. I don't care if Bonnie and I weren't married I am that boy's father and I deserve every right to have him. Look your starting to put me in a bad mood and that is somewhere where you do not want me to be understand? Just get my child back here.

**Night hangs up the phone and tosses it on the couch. He sits down and buries his head into his hands running his hands through his hair thinking. A knock at the door stirs him and he gets up wiping off the melancholy look he just had. The door opens and Daye and Bo come into the house.**

Daye: So I heard you kicked Bonnie out so I brought over some champagne.

Night: Funny.

Bo: No seriously he did.

Night: How about a scotch?

Daye: Figured you'd want that instead thats why its not champagne.

**Night looks up at Daye and smiles. Daye pores three glasses of scotch and all three men have their drinks.**

Night: Thanks man. That hit the spot.

Daye: So I got the camera ready just like you wanted.

Bo: Are we actually going to film something today?

Night: Actually yes, we are. I found a place here in New York that can help us Daye for research for our match.

Daye: Is that so.

Bo: So what match are you two in again?

Daye: AAA match.

Bo: They sent you to the minor leagues... ouch.

Night: No its an acronym smart ass. Anytime anyone anywhere. The winner gets any title shot at anytime he wants.

Bo: That's money.

Daye: And its in the bank.

Night: Hey..... oh nevermind.

Bo: What?

Night: Just thought of a name they could have gone with... but it would have never worked.

Daye: So we ready to take off then?

Night: Yea let me go get the directions right quick and we can head over there.

**Night runs into the kitchen and grabs the directions he wrote down and all three men head to the outside. Night opens the door to his 2007 Black Cadillac Escalade and starts the car up as the other two make their way into the seats. Night drives out of his home and onto a street to head into the city.**

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Daye: So who are we focusing on learning about today?

Night: Victor Bloodmoon.

Bo: The German guy?

Night: Precisely. He's a big guy. I mean not quite as big as I am but I mean he's big none the less. We must learn about these guys before we try to compete against them.

Daye: I couldn't agree more so where are we going?

Night: 42nd street. Right off of Park Ave.

Bo: You mean the US...

Night: Yup.

Daye: Oh thats the perfect place!

**Night parks his car across the street. All three get out of the car as Night locks it behind him. They all three take a look up and smile. The camera angle then pans up to see the US Holocaust Memorial Museum. Night, Daye, and Bo all walk up to the museum and the security at the front stops them.**

Security: I'm sorry sir I can't allow you to bring that video camera in there.

Daye: And why not?

Security: It's policy.

Night: We already had clearance for this.

Security: You did?

Night: Yes we are professional wrestlers we have cameras follow us everywhere I called this place yesterday.

Security: I'm so sorry sir I wasn't aware.

Bo: Well maybe next time you should check the memos.

Night: Also is a guide ready for us like I requested?

Security: I will get one now sir I am sorry.

**The securty guard runs into the building to fetch a tour guide.**

Daye: You didn't call ahead did you?

Night: Nope.

Bo: Genius.

**The security guard comes back with a guide as the three looked pleased. The guide starts them on the tour.**

Guide: Now if you have any questions at all feel free to ask.

Night: Daye get the camera rolling we need to get this all on film. The pictures and everything got it?

Daye: I'm on it.

Night: Now guide. Would you say that you are a pretty knowledgeable person on the holocaust?

Guide: Yes I am.

Night: Ok then if I asked you questions about someone possibly being in it you could tell me?

Guide: Why are you jewish?

Night: Me? Hell no. I mean Stevie Swing is but not me.

Guide: Stevie Swing?

Night: Forget it. I was wondering if you could tell me about a friends relatives who might have been in it.

Guide: Victims?

Night: Well not exactly.

Guide: Oh so they were survivors?

Night: No they were playing for the other team.

Guide: You mean nazis?

Night: Bingo. His name is Victor Bloodmoon? Know anything about his relatives?

Guide: I don't know much about names sir it was a long time ago and I can assure you the Nazis who were captured were punished.

Night: Well obviously that isn't true considering there are nazis still out there. I mean hell Victor Bloodmoon for example.

Guide: Sir I do not know who this Victor Bloodmoon is.

Night: Are you hoarding information from me? Are you keeping what I need from me?

Guide: Sir I promise you I don't know anything.

Bo: coughbullshitcough.

Night: My friend here thinks you are lying.

Guide: Ok look. Come here.

**The guide directs the other three into a quiet part of the museum where nobody is around.**

Guide: You want to find out about the Nazis? I know a guy who knows a lot about them and kind of works for them. He runs an underground casino on 54th. Tell him Louie sent you.

Night: Thank you Louie. An underground casino huh... the plot thickens. You get all that Daye?

Daye: You know it.

Bo: I'm hungry let's hit a McDonalds on the way.

Night & Daye: Fatass.

**The three walk out of the museum and hop into Night's car. The car starts and pulls away from the museum as the words To Be Continued are written on the screen. The scene then fades to the POWTV logo and then to black.**