Post by daye on Apr 30, 2007 22:37:04 GMT -6
Welcome everybody to DayetimeTV!!!!! We continue to follow our “God’s Gift to Wrestling” Daye on his never ending journey here in POW. This week Final Cut faces two of the Horsemen in tag team action. Reck Maverick continues to act like a dumb ass and try to be funny but really is going nowhere. We barely see Big Ci even though he is hard to miss. Anyway these four men lock up this Thursday at the Road to SuperMania III. Tune into to find out who walks out victorious Bitches!!!!
((The scene opens up inside of Daye’s home. We see Bo sitting at the dining table eating as usual and Night and Daye are in the living room watching the television.))
Daye: Reck Maverick is a such a moron.
Night: Well he did join the four Horsemen.
Daye: True.
Night: Seriously I haven’t seen this much stupidity since Bo trying the Jenny Craig diet.
Bo: I heard that asshole.
Daye: Yea that was pretty stupid.
Bo: f**k you.
((Bo comes waddling into the living room and plops down on the couch. Bo is eating some cheese sticks as Daye and Night continue talking.))
Night: What’s this on the POW website about you making a announcement this week concerning SuperMania III?
Daye: Well you bitches are going to have to find out now won’t you.
Night: You can’t even tell your own tag team partner?
Daye: Nope sorry man you will have to wait.
Bo: What about me?
Daye: Not even your fat ass.
Bo: That sucks.
Daye: I know and so does everything else about you.
((Bo puts his head down in shame as he continues eating his cheese sticks.))
Night: So Maverick is saying that we are in for it this week because he is fighting for all those gay people put there and for the comments you said the other day.
Daye: Yea I think Maverick wants to get us in a different way this week. That guy freaks me out because he freaked out about me supposedly making fun of gay people but I don’t have a problem with gay people.
Night: Hey if he likes the cock then good for him but he isn’t getting at mine.
Daye: He for damn sure is not getting mine either.
Night: I am not playing around this week either. I am going in there and I am going to inflict as much pain as I can to those two scumbags.
Daye: Yea they don’t want to f**k with Final Cut.
Bo: I love this cheese.
((Night and Daye both look at Bo with a blank expression on their faces. Then suddenly Daye gets an idea.))
Daye: I just got an idea.
Night: What’s that?
Daye: Well Maverick thinks he is the greatest ninja of all time right?
Night: I guess.
Daye: Alright let’s go guys we have to go see someone. Bo bring your cheese.
((Bo and Night have blank expressions on their faces. They get up and follow Daye out the door. The three men are walking down the sidewalk and Daye turns into a nearby alley. Night and Bo are still confused as Daye goes to the end of the alley.))
Daye: Bo give me some cheese.
(Bo gives Daye some of the cheese sticks and Daye kneels down and starts rocking the cheese back and forth and we see a rat come out from behind of the trash cans. Daye bait’s the rat out then grabs the rat holding it tight.))
Night: Daye what the hell are you doing?
Daye: Well all I know is that this mother f**ker trained four of the most retarded ninjas in the world.
Bo: Are you talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Daye: Yes Bo I am so obviously this bastard trains retarded ninjas.
Night: Oh my god.
Daye: Alright bitch tell me what Maverick’s weakness is.
((The rat is trying to get out of Daye’s hand but Daye has a firm grip.))
Bo: Daye you do know rats can’t talk right?
Night: Yea man that was just a movie. Rats can’t really talk Daye.
Daye: I will get this bitch to talk you will see. Now I am going to ask you one more time. What is Maverick’s weakness?
((Daye takes his other hand and uses his fingers to move the mouth of the rat.))
“Rat”: Maverick’s weakness is Diet Pepsi. He is so retarded that he needs Diet Pepsi to think he is a ninja so he doesn’t have to live in the real world because he even knows himself he can’t hack it in the wrestling world.
Daye: Why did you train him?
“Rat”: I didn’t really train him. He was to stupid to learn any moves so I had him watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series.
Daye: Ok. So you say his weakness is Diet Pepsi?
“Rat”: Yes if he doesn’t have his Diet Pepsi then we will still be retarded but no a ninja anymore.
Daye: Well thank you very much you rat bastard. Here now I will give you the rest of this cheese.
((Daye throws the cheese in the garbage and then starts walking away and throws the rat without even looking and the rat lands in the garbage can.))
Night: Nice shot.
Daye: I am that damn good bitch.
Bo: Was that really necessary Daye?
Daye: Yes it was.
Bo: Why?
Daye: Because I needed to know Bo now just end it.
Night: that was pretty much pointless.
Daye: Yea and so was getting together with Bonnie.
Bo: Ouch.
Night: That wasn’t cool Daye.
Daye: I know I am sorry Night. That was uncalled for.
Night: It’s ok I still hate you.
Daye: Good.
Bo: So did all that just help you for this Thursday?
Daye: No not really but it doesn’t matter. I will kick the loving hell out of Maverick and Big Ci because that’s what Final Cut does and if anyone else has something to say about it then come face to face and I can guarantee you won’t like the outcome.
( (The three men continue walking up the alleyway as the scene fades to the Murderous Entertainment logo then the POWTV logo then to black.))
((The scene opens up inside of Daye’s home. We see Bo sitting at the dining table eating as usual and Night and Daye are in the living room watching the television.))
Daye: Reck Maverick is a such a moron.
Night: Well he did join the four Horsemen.
Daye: True.
Night: Seriously I haven’t seen this much stupidity since Bo trying the Jenny Craig diet.
Bo: I heard that asshole.
Daye: Yea that was pretty stupid.
Bo: f**k you.
((Bo comes waddling into the living room and plops down on the couch. Bo is eating some cheese sticks as Daye and Night continue talking.))
Night: What’s this on the POW website about you making a announcement this week concerning SuperMania III?
Daye: Well you bitches are going to have to find out now won’t you.
Night: You can’t even tell your own tag team partner?
Daye: Nope sorry man you will have to wait.
Bo: What about me?
Daye: Not even your fat ass.
Bo: That sucks.
Daye: I know and so does everything else about you.
((Bo puts his head down in shame as he continues eating his cheese sticks.))
Night: So Maverick is saying that we are in for it this week because he is fighting for all those gay people put there and for the comments you said the other day.
Daye: Yea I think Maverick wants to get us in a different way this week. That guy freaks me out because he freaked out about me supposedly making fun of gay people but I don’t have a problem with gay people.
Night: Hey if he likes the cock then good for him but he isn’t getting at mine.
Daye: He for damn sure is not getting mine either.
Night: I am not playing around this week either. I am going in there and I am going to inflict as much pain as I can to those two scumbags.
Daye: Yea they don’t want to f**k with Final Cut.
Bo: I love this cheese.
((Night and Daye both look at Bo with a blank expression on their faces. Then suddenly Daye gets an idea.))
Daye: I just got an idea.
Night: What’s that?
Daye: Well Maverick thinks he is the greatest ninja of all time right?
Night: I guess.
Daye: Alright let’s go guys we have to go see someone. Bo bring your cheese.
((Bo and Night have blank expressions on their faces. They get up and follow Daye out the door. The three men are walking down the sidewalk and Daye turns into a nearby alley. Night and Bo are still confused as Daye goes to the end of the alley.))
Daye: Bo give me some cheese.
(Bo gives Daye some of the cheese sticks and Daye kneels down and starts rocking the cheese back and forth and we see a rat come out from behind of the trash cans. Daye bait’s the rat out then grabs the rat holding it tight.))
Night: Daye what the hell are you doing?
Daye: Well all I know is that this mother f**ker trained four of the most retarded ninjas in the world.
Bo: Are you talking about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Daye: Yes Bo I am so obviously this bastard trains retarded ninjas.
Night: Oh my god.
Daye: Alright bitch tell me what Maverick’s weakness is.
((The rat is trying to get out of Daye’s hand but Daye has a firm grip.))
Bo: Daye you do know rats can’t talk right?
Night: Yea man that was just a movie. Rats can’t really talk Daye.
Daye: I will get this bitch to talk you will see. Now I am going to ask you one more time. What is Maverick’s weakness?
((Daye takes his other hand and uses his fingers to move the mouth of the rat.))
“Rat”: Maverick’s weakness is Diet Pepsi. He is so retarded that he needs Diet Pepsi to think he is a ninja so he doesn’t have to live in the real world because he even knows himself he can’t hack it in the wrestling world.
Daye: Why did you train him?
“Rat”: I didn’t really train him. He was to stupid to learn any moves so I had him watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series.
Daye: Ok. So you say his weakness is Diet Pepsi?
“Rat”: Yes if he doesn’t have his Diet Pepsi then we will still be retarded but no a ninja anymore.
Daye: Well thank you very much you rat bastard. Here now I will give you the rest of this cheese.
((Daye throws the cheese in the garbage and then starts walking away and throws the rat without even looking and the rat lands in the garbage can.))
Night: Nice shot.
Daye: I am that damn good bitch.
Bo: Was that really necessary Daye?
Daye: Yes it was.
Bo: Why?
Daye: Because I needed to know Bo now just end it.
Night: that was pretty much pointless.
Daye: Yea and so was getting together with Bonnie.
Bo: Ouch.
Night: That wasn’t cool Daye.
Daye: I know I am sorry Night. That was uncalled for.
Night: It’s ok I still hate you.
Daye: Good.
Bo: So did all that just help you for this Thursday?
Daye: No not really but it doesn’t matter. I will kick the loving hell out of Maverick and Big Ci because that’s what Final Cut does and if anyone else has something to say about it then come face to face and I can guarantee you won’t like the outcome.
( (The three men continue walking up the alleyway as the scene fades to the Murderous Entertainment logo then the POWTV logo then to black.))