Post by Reck Maverick on Apr 16, 2007 17:23:02 GMT -6
OOC note before I start - I apologize for doing two in one day, the vid WAS suppose to be posted last night but youtube decided to hate me.
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When last we left our hero - he had learned from the custodian of the Ameristar Casino - Sam, that POW Spring Breakage would not be held at the Casino, but rather the Dodge City Civic Center. So he made a made dash to the new destination... and so the story continues...
The scene opens with POW's newest interviewer - "The Goddess of Gab" Jayde Nightwood standing near the entrance to the Civic Center leaning against the wall as the hero of the story - Reck Maverick came charging in... He spots Jayde so he skids to a stop and stomps back over to her.
Reck Maverick - *Out of breath* Why didn't you tell me they CHANGED the location!
Jayde - I thought you got the memo.
Reck Maverick - What FRIGGIN' Memo!
Jayde - The memo that Mr. Capaci gave out about the change of location.
Reck Maverick - I didn't receive such a memo! I bet you that JOSH EAGLES is behind these shenanigans!
Jayde - I thought you didn't gamble?
Reck Maverick - You know what I mean... Murderous Entertainment probably put him up to it... Eagles couldn't possibly come up with a master plan like THAT on his own.
Jayde - What Master Plan? Hiding a sheet of paper?
Reck Maverick - Of course! It's all making perfect sense now! Can you smell that Jayde?
Jayde - Smell what?
Reck Maverick - It's a...
Jayde's eyes suddenly widen as she realizes what's going on!
Jayde - Don't you DARE say it!
The camera zooms into a close-up of Maverick's eye ala 1970's Kung Fu movie.
Reck Maverick - A CONSPIRACY!
Jayde - Oh brother... not again...
Jayde walks out of the camera point of view as Maverick continues his rambling.
Reck Maverick - It's all connected... Murderous Entertainment KNEW I was closing in on them and their Tag Team Championship... So they got Riley to try and blackmail Mr. Capaci into giving M & M a title shot because they knew full well I wouldn't except a title shot under those circumstances and that Mr. Capaci would send Macros and Riley packing, effectively cutting off the most dangerous threat to their belts...
But they didn't expect me to continue hunting them - they ASSUMED I was just experiencing a case of Gold-lust, and without a tag partner I'd move onto something else. They must've been oblivious to the fact that I am fighting for nothing more then the survival of the world! Then it clicked in their collective minds that I was after them, not their gold so that dug into MY past to drag a former sidekick out of the filth his wrestling career descended into after he split up our Tag Team because he thought I was pilfering money.
They are trying to mess with my mind! The are trying to unlock the evil with in my soul and induct me into their ranks! They know that Murderous Entertainment - in it's current form is only a 7 on the threat scale... but if they were to gain the powers of the Anti-Social Soldier... it could mean... World... War... Three!
Wait, wait, wait! World War Three? HOLY SNUFFLEUPAGUS! I just realized the TRUE IDENTITY of the master mind of Murderous Entertainment... Col. Harland Sanders! He faked his own death 27 years ago and placed himself in suspended animation because he prophesied that the Mexicans where going to infiltrate the continental US and challenge the superiority of the Colonel's KFC... and now he has returned and forged an alliance with the most cunning and ruthless of the POW Midwest roster in order to destroy the country of Mexico and the worlds supply of Enchiladas and Quesadillas.
And the cunning son of a gun almost fooled me by MERGING his company with Taco Bell... This conspiracy might even reach as far as the White House... Jayde! Has your father in the F.B.I gotten any mission specs. for the President with the words "Chicken," "Chihuahua," or "Big O' War" in them? Jayde? JAYDE!
KER-BLAM! Jayde comes out of nowhere and clubs Maverick over the head with an over-sized TROUT! Maverick slowly makes his way to his feet and manages to avoid the second trout bashing.
Reck Maverick - Jayde... you're... in on it?
She pitches the trout at Maverick, who dodges.
Jayde - No, you crazy bastard! There is no secret plans, There in no World War III, Colonel Sanders IS dead, Taco Bell and KFC merged because Burger King was kicking BOTH their asses, Murderous Entertainment IS NOT responsible for anything but making the POW Midwest locker room uglier... Tito fired Riley because he is a slime-ball and Josh Eagles is gunning for you because he is a LOSER who is STILL living in the F*CKING PAST and can't move on with his life! Listen... to me very carefully Reck... come here...
she motions the Atomic Ninja to come closer, she does this a couple times until they are basically face to face, then she leans in a little closer still...
Jayde - THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY!
She then storms away... Maverick begins to go after her... but he suddenly stops and slowly looks up.
Reck Maverick - The Burger King... OH SNAP!
To Be Continued...
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When last we left our hero - he had learned from the custodian of the Ameristar Casino - Sam, that POW Spring Breakage would not be held at the Casino, but rather the Dodge City Civic Center. So he made a made dash to the new destination... and so the story continues...
The scene opens with POW's newest interviewer - "The Goddess of Gab" Jayde Nightwood standing near the entrance to the Civic Center leaning against the wall as the hero of the story - Reck Maverick came charging in... He spots Jayde so he skids to a stop and stomps back over to her.
Reck Maverick - *Out of breath* Why didn't you tell me they CHANGED the location!
Jayde - I thought you got the memo.
Reck Maverick - What FRIGGIN' Memo!
Jayde - The memo that Mr. Capaci gave out about the change of location.
Reck Maverick - I didn't receive such a memo! I bet you that JOSH EAGLES is behind these shenanigans!
Jayde - I thought you didn't gamble?
Reck Maverick - You know what I mean... Murderous Entertainment probably put him up to it... Eagles couldn't possibly come up with a master plan like THAT on his own.
Jayde - What Master Plan? Hiding a sheet of paper?
Reck Maverick - Of course! It's all making perfect sense now! Can you smell that Jayde?
Jayde - Smell what?
Reck Maverick - It's a...
Jayde's eyes suddenly widen as she realizes what's going on!
Jayde - Don't you DARE say it!
The camera zooms into a close-up of Maverick's eye ala 1970's Kung Fu movie.
Reck Maverick - A CONSPIRACY!
Jayde - Oh brother... not again...
Jayde walks out of the camera point of view as Maverick continues his rambling.
Reck Maverick - It's all connected... Murderous Entertainment KNEW I was closing in on them and their Tag Team Championship... So they got Riley to try and blackmail Mr. Capaci into giving M & M a title shot because they knew full well I wouldn't except a title shot under those circumstances and that Mr. Capaci would send Macros and Riley packing, effectively cutting off the most dangerous threat to their belts...
But they didn't expect me to continue hunting them - they ASSUMED I was just experiencing a case of Gold-lust, and without a tag partner I'd move onto something else. They must've been oblivious to the fact that I am fighting for nothing more then the survival of the world! Then it clicked in their collective minds that I was after them, not their gold so that dug into MY past to drag a former sidekick out of the filth his wrestling career descended into after he split up our Tag Team because he thought I was pilfering money.
They are trying to mess with my mind! The are trying to unlock the evil with in my soul and induct me into their ranks! They know that Murderous Entertainment - in it's current form is only a 7 on the threat scale... but if they were to gain the powers of the Anti-Social Soldier... it could mean... World... War... Three!
Wait, wait, wait! World War Three? HOLY SNUFFLEUPAGUS! I just realized the TRUE IDENTITY of the master mind of Murderous Entertainment... Col. Harland Sanders! He faked his own death 27 years ago and placed himself in suspended animation because he prophesied that the Mexicans where going to infiltrate the continental US and challenge the superiority of the Colonel's KFC... and now he has returned and forged an alliance with the most cunning and ruthless of the POW Midwest roster in order to destroy the country of Mexico and the worlds supply of Enchiladas and Quesadillas.
And the cunning son of a gun almost fooled me by MERGING his company with Taco Bell... This conspiracy might even reach as far as the White House... Jayde! Has your father in the F.B.I gotten any mission specs. for the President with the words "Chicken," "Chihuahua," or "Big O' War" in them? Jayde? JAYDE!
KER-BLAM! Jayde comes out of nowhere and clubs Maverick over the head with an over-sized TROUT! Maverick slowly makes his way to his feet and manages to avoid the second trout bashing.
Reck Maverick - Jayde... you're... in on it?
She pitches the trout at Maverick, who dodges.
Jayde - No, you crazy bastard! There is no secret plans, There in no World War III, Colonel Sanders IS dead, Taco Bell and KFC merged because Burger King was kicking BOTH their asses, Murderous Entertainment IS NOT responsible for anything but making the POW Midwest locker room uglier... Tito fired Riley because he is a slime-ball and Josh Eagles is gunning for you because he is a LOSER who is STILL living in the F*CKING PAST and can't move on with his life! Listen... to me very carefully Reck... come here...
she motions the Atomic Ninja to come closer, she does this a couple times until they are basically face to face, then she leans in a little closer still...
Jayde - THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY!
She then storms away... Maverick begins to go after her... but he suddenly stops and slowly looks up.
Reck Maverick - The Burger King... OH SNAP!
To Be Continued...
