Post by daye on Apr 16, 2007 19:45:50 GMT -6
Welcome everybody to DayetimeTV!!!!! We are here with “God’s Gift to Wrestling” Daye as he continues his never ending journey here in P.O.W. Daye had the week off but he still made sure his presence was felt when he beat the crap out of the 93 year old Duke. The week before Daye and his fellow partner Night destroyed what P.O.W. calls their heavyweight champion Shawn Stevens. This week Daye is debuting in the Road to Spring Breakage as he takes on Night, Big Ci, Victor Bloodman, Flap Flanagan, Kid Luck, and Shadow in a ladder match to determine who will get the chance to take on the champ at anytime, anywhere, for the title. Tune into find out if Daye or Night walk out the victor and to see if George Duke died before entering the squared circle……Bitches!!!!
((The scene opens up with Daye and Bo both chilling at Daye’ house. there are relaxing in the living room as Daye is pacing back and forth throughout the living room.))
Bo: You have been pacing back and forth for over a half hour now. What the hell are you doing?
Daye: Pacing fat ass.
Bo: No shit but why.
Daye: Because I am thinking.
Bo: About what?
Daye: My match and my opponents.
Bo: What about them?
Daye: Ok Bo you of all people know how me and ladder matches go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Bo: Hmmm peanut butter and jelly. That sounds really good.
((Daye walks over to Bo and slaps him in the face.))
Daye: Focus Bo. Get your mind off food for one second and realize that this is a very important match.
Bo: Ok man if you didn’t have to slap me.
Daye: I know but I wanted to see your cheeks roll like the waves in the ocean.
Bo: I hate you.
Daye: Anyway, ladder matches are my specialty. Night and I have dominated tag teams in that sort of match. The only difference is that we are facing each other as well as four other men.
Bo: Yea but its for a shot at the biggest prize in the company.
Daye: That’s true Bo. Well first we have Big Ci. This guy is 6 feet 6 inches so he doesn’t have to take that many steps to grab the shot at the title.
Bo: Yea that’s a big bitch.
Daye: Well I know Night and I will cooperate in this match because Murderous Intent sticks together and beats any bitch that crosses our paths. If either one of us gets that chance to grab it then one of us will.
Bo: Well what if Night tries to stop you or vice versa?
Daye: It doesn’t happen like that tons of funs. Night and Daye work as a team and we don’t let stupid stuff like that get in our way if Night has the opportunity then I will let him grab it. If I have it then he will do the same. I am going into that ring and Night and I will beat the piss out of every other person that stands in our way.
Bo: True.
Daye: If you don’t believe us then go ask George Duke and Shawn Stevens and anyone else that stepped in our way. You see this is going to be a night the fans around the world will never forget. Not only will Murderous Intent regain their titles and beat the piss out of those bitches as well but one of the Final Cut members will have the opportunity to fight and champion by climbing that ladder and grabbing that opportunity.
Bo: Things are looking good for you two Daye. Joining Murderous Intent and making an impact just like you said.
Daye: I don’t think anyone suspected Final Cut of going Murderous. That’s the thing, Night and I can surprise anyone at any second. Nobody can touch us and nobody can break us. Victor, Flappy, Big Ci, Kid Luck, and Shadow will realize this when they go up against the most dominant team when it comes to the ladder. We have ended careers by making breaking their bones in the ladder match.
Bo: Yea you have no problem risking your life when it comes to a ladder. Just like that time when Night placed Too Tuff on the table and then you jumped fifteen feet from the ladder crushing Too Tuff and the table coming down.
Daye: We have done it all and seen it all. There is nothing new for us besides kicking the asses of guys we haven’t faced. The time is near guys and I will promise you and every other bitch that is watching in the arena and around the world that this is going to be something to remember and Daye will steal the show.
Bo: Yea because the main event is George Duke and Shawn Stevens.
Daye: Seriously how worse can things get when George Duke headlines a show like this and we are stuck in the first match. I have faced Duke before and I will say that he is not headline material because I beat his ass all over every GCW show and I made him scream like a baby back bitch.
Bo: Yea I remember seeing that, that was the day I won the national hot dog eating contest.
((Daye looks over at Bo with a disgusted look on his face.))
Daye: Bo you are a jackass. A genuine jackass. Seriously who gives a f**k that you were a hot dog eating champion?
Bo: I do Daye because that was a highlight of my life.
Daye: No the highlight of your life is getting the chance to be around Night and Daye.
Bo: Yea by the way can I get a nickname like Noon or Dawn or something.
Daye: Bo if you ever say that again I will beat the holy hell out of you.
Bo: Alright I was just asking. I wanted to be important.
Daye: You are Bo you are the hot dog eating champion.
Bo: Yea your right that is really important.
Daye: Actually no I lied.
Bo: Why do you have to lie like that?
Daye: Because you’re a bitch.
((Bo puts his head down and Daye continues to walk back and forth.))
Daye: I should not be worried about a thing because Murderous Intent will take care of their business and Final Cut will take care of ours.
((Daye stops and stares into the camera.))
Daye: So there is only one more thing to say. Are you ready for your close-ups?
Bo: Bitches!!!
Daye: You son of a fat bit….
((Daye gets cut off as the scene fades to the Murderous Intent logo then to POWTV then to black.))
((The scene opens up with Daye and Bo both chilling at Daye’ house. there are relaxing in the living room as Daye is pacing back and forth throughout the living room.))
Bo: You have been pacing back and forth for over a half hour now. What the hell are you doing?
Daye: Pacing fat ass.
Bo: No shit but why.
Daye: Because I am thinking.
Bo: About what?
Daye: My match and my opponents.
Bo: What about them?
Daye: Ok Bo you of all people know how me and ladder matches go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Bo: Hmmm peanut butter and jelly. That sounds really good.
((Daye walks over to Bo and slaps him in the face.))
Daye: Focus Bo. Get your mind off food for one second and realize that this is a very important match.
Bo: Ok man if you didn’t have to slap me.
Daye: I know but I wanted to see your cheeks roll like the waves in the ocean.
Bo: I hate you.
Daye: Anyway, ladder matches are my specialty. Night and I have dominated tag teams in that sort of match. The only difference is that we are facing each other as well as four other men.
Bo: Yea but its for a shot at the biggest prize in the company.
Daye: That’s true Bo. Well first we have Big Ci. This guy is 6 feet 6 inches so he doesn’t have to take that many steps to grab the shot at the title.
Bo: Yea that’s a big bitch.
Daye: Well I know Night and I will cooperate in this match because Murderous Intent sticks together and beats any bitch that crosses our paths. If either one of us gets that chance to grab it then one of us will.
Bo: Well what if Night tries to stop you or vice versa?
Daye: It doesn’t happen like that tons of funs. Night and Daye work as a team and we don’t let stupid stuff like that get in our way if Night has the opportunity then I will let him grab it. If I have it then he will do the same. I am going into that ring and Night and I will beat the piss out of every other person that stands in our way.
Bo: True.
Daye: If you don’t believe us then go ask George Duke and Shawn Stevens and anyone else that stepped in our way. You see this is going to be a night the fans around the world will never forget. Not only will Murderous Intent regain their titles and beat the piss out of those bitches as well but one of the Final Cut members will have the opportunity to fight and champion by climbing that ladder and grabbing that opportunity.
Bo: Things are looking good for you two Daye. Joining Murderous Intent and making an impact just like you said.
Daye: I don’t think anyone suspected Final Cut of going Murderous. That’s the thing, Night and I can surprise anyone at any second. Nobody can touch us and nobody can break us. Victor, Flappy, Big Ci, Kid Luck, and Shadow will realize this when they go up against the most dominant team when it comes to the ladder. We have ended careers by making breaking their bones in the ladder match.
Bo: Yea you have no problem risking your life when it comes to a ladder. Just like that time when Night placed Too Tuff on the table and then you jumped fifteen feet from the ladder crushing Too Tuff and the table coming down.
Daye: We have done it all and seen it all. There is nothing new for us besides kicking the asses of guys we haven’t faced. The time is near guys and I will promise you and every other bitch that is watching in the arena and around the world that this is going to be something to remember and Daye will steal the show.
Bo: Yea because the main event is George Duke and Shawn Stevens.
Daye: Seriously how worse can things get when George Duke headlines a show like this and we are stuck in the first match. I have faced Duke before and I will say that he is not headline material because I beat his ass all over every GCW show and I made him scream like a baby back bitch.
Bo: Yea I remember seeing that, that was the day I won the national hot dog eating contest.
((Daye looks over at Bo with a disgusted look on his face.))
Daye: Bo you are a jackass. A genuine jackass. Seriously who gives a f**k that you were a hot dog eating champion?
Bo: I do Daye because that was a highlight of my life.
Daye: No the highlight of your life is getting the chance to be around Night and Daye.
Bo: Yea by the way can I get a nickname like Noon or Dawn or something.
Daye: Bo if you ever say that again I will beat the holy hell out of you.
Bo: Alright I was just asking. I wanted to be important.
Daye: You are Bo you are the hot dog eating champion.
Bo: Yea your right that is really important.
Daye: Actually no I lied.
Bo: Why do you have to lie like that?
Daye: Because you’re a bitch.
((Bo puts his head down and Daye continues to walk back and forth.))
Daye: I should not be worried about a thing because Murderous Intent will take care of their business and Final Cut will take care of ours.
((Daye stops and stares into the camera.))
Daye: So there is only one more thing to say. Are you ready for your close-ups?
Bo: Bitches!!!
Daye: You son of a fat bit….
((Daye gets cut off as the scene fades to the Murderous Intent logo then to POWTV then to black.))