Post by bigci on Apr 16, 2007 16:01:38 GMT -6
:: The scene opens in the catering department of the Ameristar casino. Big Ci is sat reading a magazine and he has a cup of tea with him. We hear a voice off stage. It is that of Dave Hunter.
Dave Hunter: Ci…
:: Ci looks up from his magazine
Big Ci: Yes mate… what can I do for you?
:: Dave walks into shot as Ci takes a sip from his tea
Dave: Just come to see how you are… after you lost to Flying Diamond Cutter Man… the cheating prick
:: Dave sits down opposite Ci
Ci: I know… should’ve had him… I was that close… till his little “Pussy Posse” got involved.
:: Ci sips his tea again
Dave: Not like you to swear
Ci: Well to be honest mate I’m a bit annoyed. Twice I’ve been cheated this week. Sons of bitches… gets on my nerves you know. It’s like back in UWL… I couldn’t…
Dave: (Interrupting) Where?
Ci: UWL… it’s a place I used to wrestle…
Dave: Can’t say I’ve heard of it…
Ci: well Nevermind it’s not important. But yeah, back then I got into a rut… I was losing and losing. Really gets to me you know…
Dave: Yeah but there’s no way you can be pinned or tapped this week is there?
Ci: No… there isn’t.
Dave: Have you got a strategy?
Ci: Yeah… climb… fast
Dave: f**kin’ hilarious. Seriously though… there’s a lot of bad… mama jama’s in that match. You’ve got… well hang on… come and have a look
Ci: Oohh, I’ve only just sat down…
Dave stares at Ci until Ci gives in with a sigh and stands up. He puts his magazine under his arm and picks up his cup. A lunch lady shouts at Big Ci for taking his mug out of the canteen
Ci: I’ll bring it back… honest to god, that look she gave me then. You’d think I’d pissed on her kids.
Dave: What poor unfortunate bastard got her pregnant?
Ci: Well I heard it was Tito but I don’t like to pry
:: The stop outside a door which says “Four Horsemen: XE” on the front. They enter and Lance is lay on the floor doing sit ups.
Lance: 16… 17… 18… (He notices that the other two have entered)… 319… 320… 321…. 322…. Oh hey guy’s I didn’t hear you come in
Ci: Y’alright mate?
:: He drinks a mouthful of tea again
…Ready for your tag title match?
Lance: Oh yeah… Tag Team gold is coming to the Horsemen… but the question is… are you ready? Tough competition this time around. Sure you can handle it?
Ci: We will see… have you got the site up yet?
Dave: Yeah… here we go. You’ve got Night and Daye, Victor Bloodmoon, that fruit-loop Flap Flanagan, Kid Luck and … now that’s interesting…
Ci: What?
Dave: … Shadow…
Ci: Oh you’ve gotta be joking. I’ve only just finished with him. Honestly… what is Tito up to giving me him again? Hmmm. Right well, I suppose one more time won’t hurt. I’m sure he’s following me. Right well… looks like I’ve got my hands full.
Dave: Any strategy?
Ci: Well… Luck and Flanagan are fast… no doubt. So I’ll have to keep them away from those ladders. I’d imagine some of the other’s will be thinking the same. So I might be able to get Bloodmoon to help me out. Then it’s just about taking him out… which won’t be easy. So I take Luck and Flap out… OK… so that leaves…Vic, Night, Daye and Shadow… so Night and Daye’ll work together… for how long I don’t know… so that leaves me with Shadow or Vic to help me out… I don’t like Shadow… he’s good though… and Vic and I aren’t exactly best friends… but he knows what I can do…
:: He drinks more tea
There’s seven men in this match… that’s three pairs… and one single. If I can get the rest fighting… I can get that medallion. If I can keep them occupied I can get up that ladder. If I can stay unnoticed I can win this match.
Lance: Ci… You’re 6 feet 6.
:: Ci sits on the couch
Ci: I know…
:: He looks thoughtful
I’ve dropped weight though… I’m a bit trimmer… bit faster than I was. I don’t know how I’m gonna do this… unless… unless I can out smart the others… that’s the only way I can think to do it… But I’m hardly known for my ring smarts after Duke did me last week… the sly SOB… So… I have to use me head this week. Ok. I think I know what I have to do…
Lance: you think? you’ll have to do better than that
Ci: Well at the minute that’s all I’ve got… all your stuff in your car?
Lance: Yeah… you?
Ci: Yeah… packed it last night… what about you Dave?
Dave: In the trunk
Ci: We’d better make a move… switch everything off will you Dave?
: they all stand and make for the door
Dave: Yeah no problem…
:: Dave turns off the power
Lance: Oh yeah… Kilgreen’s been sniffing around asking about the 4th Horsemen… if he asks again, what should I tell him?
Ci: Tell him his shoe lace is untied and then kick him in the head
Lance: Fair enough…
Dave: He doesn’t stop that man does he?
Lance: He’s got no woman…
Ci: Get out of it… he doesn’t like women
:: Ci stops suddenly
Ci: Shit… forget to take my cup back. You go ahead I’ll see you in the parking lot
Lance: Ok mate
:: Big Ci turns back and walks to the canteen. As he turns the corner Greg Kilgreen is walking towards him. He shouts to Ci;
Greg Kilgreen: Ci… Ci… could I get a quick word about the fourth horseman?
:: Ci stops and smirks
Ci: Of course buddy… oh… your shoe lace is untied…
:: Blackout
:: End of segment
Dave Hunter: Ci…
:: Ci looks up from his magazine
Big Ci: Yes mate… what can I do for you?
:: Dave walks into shot as Ci takes a sip from his tea
Dave: Just come to see how you are… after you lost to Flying Diamond Cutter Man… the cheating prick
:: Dave sits down opposite Ci
Ci: I know… should’ve had him… I was that close… till his little “Pussy Posse” got involved.
:: Ci sips his tea again
Dave: Not like you to swear
Ci: Well to be honest mate I’m a bit annoyed. Twice I’ve been cheated this week. Sons of bitches… gets on my nerves you know. It’s like back in UWL… I couldn’t…
Dave: (Interrupting) Where?
Ci: UWL… it’s a place I used to wrestle…
Dave: Can’t say I’ve heard of it…
Ci: well Nevermind it’s not important. But yeah, back then I got into a rut… I was losing and losing. Really gets to me you know…
Dave: Yeah but there’s no way you can be pinned or tapped this week is there?
Ci: No… there isn’t.
Dave: Have you got a strategy?
Ci: Yeah… climb… fast
Dave: f**kin’ hilarious. Seriously though… there’s a lot of bad… mama jama’s in that match. You’ve got… well hang on… come and have a look
Ci: Oohh, I’ve only just sat down…
Dave stares at Ci until Ci gives in with a sigh and stands up. He puts his magazine under his arm and picks up his cup. A lunch lady shouts at Big Ci for taking his mug out of the canteen
Ci: I’ll bring it back… honest to god, that look she gave me then. You’d think I’d pissed on her kids.
Dave: What poor unfortunate bastard got her pregnant?
Ci: Well I heard it was Tito but I don’t like to pry
:: The stop outside a door which says “Four Horsemen: XE” on the front. They enter and Lance is lay on the floor doing sit ups.
Lance: 16… 17… 18… (He notices that the other two have entered)… 319… 320… 321…. 322…. Oh hey guy’s I didn’t hear you come in
Ci: Y’alright mate?
:: He drinks a mouthful of tea again
…Ready for your tag title match?
Lance: Oh yeah… Tag Team gold is coming to the Horsemen… but the question is… are you ready? Tough competition this time around. Sure you can handle it?
Ci: We will see… have you got the site up yet?
Dave: Yeah… here we go. You’ve got Night and Daye, Victor Bloodmoon, that fruit-loop Flap Flanagan, Kid Luck and … now that’s interesting…
Ci: What?
Dave: … Shadow…
Ci: Oh you’ve gotta be joking. I’ve only just finished with him. Honestly… what is Tito up to giving me him again? Hmmm. Right well, I suppose one more time won’t hurt. I’m sure he’s following me. Right well… looks like I’ve got my hands full.
Dave: Any strategy?
Ci: Well… Luck and Flanagan are fast… no doubt. So I’ll have to keep them away from those ladders. I’d imagine some of the other’s will be thinking the same. So I might be able to get Bloodmoon to help me out. Then it’s just about taking him out… which won’t be easy. So I take Luck and Flap out… OK… so that leaves…Vic, Night, Daye and Shadow… so Night and Daye’ll work together… for how long I don’t know… so that leaves me with Shadow or Vic to help me out… I don’t like Shadow… he’s good though… and Vic and I aren’t exactly best friends… but he knows what I can do…
:: He drinks more tea
There’s seven men in this match… that’s three pairs… and one single. If I can get the rest fighting… I can get that medallion. If I can keep them occupied I can get up that ladder. If I can stay unnoticed I can win this match.
Lance: Ci… You’re 6 feet 6.
:: Ci sits on the couch
Ci: I know…
:: He looks thoughtful
I’ve dropped weight though… I’m a bit trimmer… bit faster than I was. I don’t know how I’m gonna do this… unless… unless I can out smart the others… that’s the only way I can think to do it… But I’m hardly known for my ring smarts after Duke did me last week… the sly SOB… So… I have to use me head this week. Ok. I think I know what I have to do…
Lance: you think? you’ll have to do better than that
Ci: Well at the minute that’s all I’ve got… all your stuff in your car?
Lance: Yeah… you?
Ci: Yeah… packed it last night… what about you Dave?
Dave: In the trunk
Ci: We’d better make a move… switch everything off will you Dave?
: they all stand and make for the door
Dave: Yeah no problem…
:: Dave turns off the power
Lance: Oh yeah… Kilgreen’s been sniffing around asking about the 4th Horsemen… if he asks again, what should I tell him?
Ci: Tell him his shoe lace is untied and then kick him in the head
Lance: Fair enough…
Dave: He doesn’t stop that man does he?
Lance: He’s got no woman…
Ci: Get out of it… he doesn’t like women
:: Ci stops suddenly
Ci: Shit… forget to take my cup back. You go ahead I’ll see you in the parking lot
Lance: Ok mate
:: Big Ci turns back and walks to the canteen. As he turns the corner Greg Kilgreen is walking towards him. He shouts to Ci;
Greg Kilgreen: Ci… Ci… could I get a quick word about the fourth horseman?
:: Ci stops and smirks
Ci: Of course buddy… oh… your shoe lace is untied…
:: Blackout
:: End of segment