Post by sss on Apr 24, 2007 22:58:24 GMT -6
The scene opens up in a close-up of Shawn Stevens face. He has his trademark bandana and sunglasses on and a huge grin on his face. The camera zooms out to see Shawn Stevens standing in front of the POW banner. Around his waist is the POW Heavyweight Championship. Stevens is dressed and ready to go with his arrogant grin on his face. To his left stands Big Ci also grinning from ear to ear, and on his right is Lance Erikson with yet another grin. Stevens looks to his left at Ci who nods and Stevens nods back. The champion turns his head to his right and Lance Erikson and he exchange a similar signal. Stevens starts to chuckle to himself.
Shawn: Well Murderous Entertainment, I'm sure you boys knew this was coming. Since you like stalking me so much. If you guys have such an obsession with me I think you might need to get help. If you think I only make time to comment on you fourty-eight hours before a show well.....you're right. Why should I waste any more time commenting on a group of assclowns? I have much better things to do.
Who needs to beg for the fans approval by having a battle of wits with four unarmed opponents like yourselves? I have the fans' approval already, simply kicking your asses tonight and then Felon's next week will only make the fans realize just how much shit Murderous Entertainment spews week in and week out. Like the claim of being UWL Tag Team Champions.....last time I checked the Kingpins still have the belts, hell Jefferson doesn't even have those belts even though UWL reopened. The original belts are in possession of the Kingpins and that's where they'll stay. Felon and BBK beat two nobodies instead of facing the champs like the 'real men' they tell everyone else to be.
Now they take credit for demolishing the teams in POW. You sure didn't make Macros run off scared, he left on his own accord. Showtime and Fire, they were on the rocks before you two even showed up. Morgoth and Winters.....hah don't make me laugh you can't even count them and take yourselves serious. But yet you still do. You think you're owed the world when you can barely walk to the ring without the assistance of each other. Alone you all are nothing.....hell together you are still nothing. And my partners and I will show you that tonight.
BBK, I would sure like to know how you can compare my disliking of Capaci and then my connection with the fans as flip flopping. How the hell does that make sense? I don't think Capaci knows how to keep control of his own damn company. He lets people like you BBK run around not knowing what the f**k you're even talking about. My brother.....was Nitro before NITRO even existed. Our last name is Nitorinski......if you wanna talk about how stupid people look why don't you look in the mirror. You remind me of some broken down fat piece of trash that was some brand of razor or one of the Ramones maybe......and as for your buddy Felon. He sure looks like a roided up freak who runs around going RAAAARGGHHHH! But whatever, this business isn't about what you look like, it's about what you can do in the ring.....heh....wait you can't do anything there either.
Question though....how was I hiding all week? Last time I checked, I was home training and spending time with my family. How is that hiding? I have been fighting week in and week out picking up win after win after win. But it never fails for someone to come down after the match and attack me much like you and your cohorts insist on doing, and then claiming to be true champions. You talk about upholding an image. You three uphold the image of cowards. Pretty stupid ones at that. I don't even know what else I can say. I just feel my IQ dropping every time I listen to anything you say. I have no idea how you can continue to hold those tag belts and claim to be superior to anyone when you act like.....hmmm....I guess I'm gonna have to borrow a phrase from the Flanchiser himself......you act like mutter futting idiots......but whatever......
Stevens throws an arm around Ci and points to him with the other hand.
Shawn: This is Big Ci, a man YOU should all be afraid of. I don't see him cowering in fear from you like you all believe everyone does. None of us are hiding from any of you. Hell I'll do whatever I have to, to get that match against Felon one on one. Lance and I proved before how dominant we are in the ring, now we have Big Ci while Murderous Intent has Daye......king of the bitches.
By the way...is that one of the only ten words in his vocabulary? Or is that how you pick your partners? The least intelligent ones make the cut. Cause I think that's it, which would mean you need to follow your own advice there Felon. Ignorance does handicap men, the ignorance you have is that you honestly think you are the better man when you take away all your unfair advantages. What else do you have when you lose your supposed friends?
Your only equalizers are a man who is concerned more about himself than anything, and two morons who picked the times of the day as names, oh wait. I forget you're Midnight Felon......how did BBK escape the naming situation? Was he stroking his own 'ego' at the time? Or your's? No matter.....
Stevens switches sides and drops his arm around Lance Erikson and now points at him.
Shawn: You remember Lance Erikson don't you boys? Oh wait I forgot you're not afraid of him. But that will be your mistake. See Lance was thinking he couldn't count on Ci or myself, but we are all on the same page now and that doesn't bode well for you boys. Take it as you will, a stupid little comic book style threat. However it will be just one more thing that you three overlook. Let me translate that statement for Daye. Ahem....."Bitches, look bitches, we're gonna make you our bitches cause you're nothing but bitches. Take that bitches."
The three men laugh together the Stevens mocking the most lackluster member of their opposing team.
Shawn: One last thing I have to say to Daye. Did you not hear when Morrison said to stop copying him? Calling yourself God's gift to wrestling is not only insulting to Morrison, but God, gifts and wrestling as well. Hell anything you associate yourself with just gets brought down. Maybe if you spoke some language, and I am giving you the option of ANY language. Pick one. English, Spanish, French, Chinese, German, any recognizable language in the entire world and I will learn it just so I can understand the rest of the words that you try to say. Cause the only thing I can understand from you is "bitches this and bitches that", and while I do know that is one of the only things you do say I sure would like to know the rest of your assinine speeches. Maybe Felon or BBK can translate it. I hear they can speak fluent moron, well they must if they hang around with you.
Big Ci: Like I said earlier, us three together are unstoppable. Murderous Entertainment is only effective when they can play the numbers game. Now things are a little more fair and we even have a couple more suprises for whenever Murderous Entertainment decides to try and cheat again. And we know they will. Be it Night getting involved, brass knucks, steel chairs, tables, whatever the case may be we are prepared.
Lance: As Stevens pointed out, we're all on the same page now. That's the worst thing for Murderous Intent. I trust Stevens and I trust Ci. And we have the common goal of finally shutting your mouths. Daye is too focused on Duke who would wipe the floor with him. BBK is more concerned with his tans and video games and Felon.....the sad leader of the bunch sure doesn't bring much of his own to the table. I am a former POW TV Champion, Ci is the UWC Extreme Champion, and Stevens is the POW Heavyweight Champion.
You can overlook us all you want but the fact of the matter is we aren't letting this bullshit continue. I'm bringing my own pair of brass knucks in case BBK decides to have his make an appearance. Ci worked out something that could just blow POW apart, and Stevens 'imaginary' friends as you call them. Well here's an introduction to the real ones.
Stevens reaches off camera and grabs something. He leans back into view and reveals two kendo sticks.
Shawn: See Felon, you're right. My brother did give me some good advice. He told me to borrow a couple of equalizers. You boys wanna play with some tables. Well let's see how well you like being cracked upside those arrogant skulls of yours' with my so-called imaginary friends. With these, Ci, and Erikson we can turn back anything that Murderous Entertainment can come up with. See we know your formula now boys. You pull the same shit every week and SAY the same shit every week.
You talk about making points out of people, well we will be laying down a couple of exclamation points tonight for the world to see. One I promise you that you will be in for a rude awakening tonight, two I promise you that one if not all of you will be laying on your back looking up at US standing tall when the smoke clears, and finally I hope you realize that my being Sensational isn't just a name. It's my way of life. Tonight starts the end of Murderous Entertainment running around like they own the place. See you in the ring boys.....
Stevens, Erikson, and Ci all shake hands and walk off screen as the scene fades to black.