Post by daye on Apr 24, 2007 12:20:04 GMT -6
Welcome everybody to DayetimeTV!!!! We continue to follow Daye on his never ending journey here in POW. First of Daye has instructed me to announce to every fan and POW wrestler in the locker room that Night was the winner in the AAA ladder match and not Daye and that Lance Erickson is an idiot. Now with that being said we last saw Daye in a park in Kansas City looking for George Duke because of a friend who told him that Duke was talking shit. Daye found a old man that looked exactly like Duke. Hey aren’t they all alike? Anyway, Daye attacked and beat the crap out of him and then realized it wasn’t Duke. Daye then took off faster that a constipated fat man. Now Daye is at the arena and sitting in a room with nothing but a chair and a television in front of him. With the show right around the corner what does Daye plan to do? Tune in to find out…..Bitches!!!!
((We open up in a room where we see Daye sitting in a directors chair looking at the television. We see a Lance Erickson promo running and Daye starts laughing uncontrollably.))
Daye: Lance has got to be the biggest moron on the planet. This guy is supposed to be a horseman? I feel bad for the original horsemen you have to watch his sorry ass week in and week out. You think by breaking my camera is going to intimidate me? I can but a billion different cameras so why would I care if you were to break one f**king camera. Your mind is definitely not a hundred percent this week buddy. Just like Felon said you can not even remember who wins or loses matches. You are a genuine jackass. I don’t mind going after George Duke’s title but that is a different time, different place. I don’t have to repeat myself on why I went looking for him. I figured you would be smarter than that. You can bring you brass knuckles all you want because once you get in the ring you are facing three of the most dangerous son of a bitches wrestling has to offer. So keep that in mind you sorry sack of shit because if we decide to not have you carried out in a body bag then you are the luckiest idiot in the world.
((Daye then gets a knock at his door. A large round figure comes walking in and we see that it is Bo.))
Bo: Hey Daye what’s up?
Daye: Nothing much just going over my opponents in the main event.
Bo: Did you see Lance Erickson?
Daye: Yea I just got done talking about him.
Bo: That is too funny. Felon and Night could not stop laughing.
Daye: Yea I wonder if real horses are smarter than the horsemen.
Bo: Nobody knows Daye. Nobody knows.
((Just then we see good old Shawn Stevens come up on the screen and then after a few minutes Daye is seen passed out in his chair.))
Bo: Daye are you awake?
Daye: Zzzzz.
Bo: Daye get up!
((Bo nudges Daye and Daye shakes waking up. Daye looks around before looking at Bo.))
Daye: How long was I out?
Bo: A couple of minutes.
Daye: Damn that Shawn Stevens. What did I miss?
Bo: We used that Night, Daye, Midnight, Afternoon thing like everybody has before.
Daye: How original. What else?
Bo: Well he named a bunch of wrestlers including your brother. He said something like he can call anyone of them and they would gladly come and beat you four jackasses.
Daye: Yet again another idiot. Well first of all Shawn. I will make you my bitch just like I have to other guys who tried to beat me. Second of all I highly doubt that my brother would come and fight Night, me, or Murderous Intent. Third of all you are all worried about four on one disadvantages and you claim we can not beat you one on one then I guess we are going to have to prove it to you. We don’t need to work as a team to take someone out. We can do it perfectly fine on our own. You make it a big deal that everyone is coming after you because you are the heavyweight champion. Why don’t you quit bitching and be a man and take what is coming to you. Seriously you cry more than a newborn and your annoying as hell. I would be the shit out of you one on one and I would prove to everybody that you are nothing but a paper champion. You are nothing but a little bitch and Murderous Entertainment is here to prove it. Your days are numbered champ so you better be prepared because last week is nothing compared to what is going to happen to you this week. You can bring anyone else to the table because you all will share the same fate and there’s nothing you can do about it bitch.
((Daye gets up and stretches a little bit as Bo walks back and forth.))
Bo: Well what about Big Ci?
Daye: Let him hide in the shadows because he is actually the smartest because he hasn’t shown his face since the ladder match. He knows what is going to happen but if he decides to show then he is just as stupid as the other two. You see this week Bo is going to be one hell of a ride because Felon, BBK, and your “God’s Gift to Wrestling” Daye are going to make a statement to the POW officials. So be prepared Big Ci, Lance Erickson, and the Shitsantional Shawn Stevens because you three will not be the same. The only thing left to say is Are you ready for your close ups because Murderous Intent and I are. Take care Bitches!!!
((Daye and Bo continue to talk as the screen fades to the Murderous Entertainment logo then the POWTV logo then to black.))
((We open up in a room where we see Daye sitting in a directors chair looking at the television. We see a Lance Erickson promo running and Daye starts laughing uncontrollably.))
Daye: Lance has got to be the biggest moron on the planet. This guy is supposed to be a horseman? I feel bad for the original horsemen you have to watch his sorry ass week in and week out. You think by breaking my camera is going to intimidate me? I can but a billion different cameras so why would I care if you were to break one f**king camera. Your mind is definitely not a hundred percent this week buddy. Just like Felon said you can not even remember who wins or loses matches. You are a genuine jackass. I don’t mind going after George Duke’s title but that is a different time, different place. I don’t have to repeat myself on why I went looking for him. I figured you would be smarter than that. You can bring you brass knuckles all you want because once you get in the ring you are facing three of the most dangerous son of a bitches wrestling has to offer. So keep that in mind you sorry sack of shit because if we decide to not have you carried out in a body bag then you are the luckiest idiot in the world.
((Daye then gets a knock at his door. A large round figure comes walking in and we see that it is Bo.))
Bo: Hey Daye what’s up?
Daye: Nothing much just going over my opponents in the main event.
Bo: Did you see Lance Erickson?
Daye: Yea I just got done talking about him.
Bo: That is too funny. Felon and Night could not stop laughing.
Daye: Yea I wonder if real horses are smarter than the horsemen.
Bo: Nobody knows Daye. Nobody knows.
((Just then we see good old Shawn Stevens come up on the screen and then after a few minutes Daye is seen passed out in his chair.))
Bo: Daye are you awake?
Daye: Zzzzz.
Bo: Daye get up!
((Bo nudges Daye and Daye shakes waking up. Daye looks around before looking at Bo.))
Daye: How long was I out?
Bo: A couple of minutes.
Daye: Damn that Shawn Stevens. What did I miss?
Bo: We used that Night, Daye, Midnight, Afternoon thing like everybody has before.
Daye: How original. What else?
Bo: Well he named a bunch of wrestlers including your brother. He said something like he can call anyone of them and they would gladly come and beat you four jackasses.
Daye: Yet again another idiot. Well first of all Shawn. I will make you my bitch just like I have to other guys who tried to beat me. Second of all I highly doubt that my brother would come and fight Night, me, or Murderous Intent. Third of all you are all worried about four on one disadvantages and you claim we can not beat you one on one then I guess we are going to have to prove it to you. We don’t need to work as a team to take someone out. We can do it perfectly fine on our own. You make it a big deal that everyone is coming after you because you are the heavyweight champion. Why don’t you quit bitching and be a man and take what is coming to you. Seriously you cry more than a newborn and your annoying as hell. I would be the shit out of you one on one and I would prove to everybody that you are nothing but a paper champion. You are nothing but a little bitch and Murderous Entertainment is here to prove it. Your days are numbered champ so you better be prepared because last week is nothing compared to what is going to happen to you this week. You can bring anyone else to the table because you all will share the same fate and there’s nothing you can do about it bitch.
((Daye gets up and stretches a little bit as Bo walks back and forth.))
Bo: Well what about Big Ci?
Daye: Let him hide in the shadows because he is actually the smartest because he hasn’t shown his face since the ladder match. He knows what is going to happen but if he decides to show then he is just as stupid as the other two. You see this week Bo is going to be one hell of a ride because Felon, BBK, and your “God’s Gift to Wrestling” Daye are going to make a statement to the POW officials. So be prepared Big Ci, Lance Erickson, and the Shitsantional Shawn Stevens because you three will not be the same. The only thing left to say is Are you ready for your close ups because Murderous Intent and I are. Take care Bitches!!!
((Daye and Bo continue to talk as the screen fades to the Murderous Entertainment logo then the POWTV logo then to black.))