Post by Reck Maverick on Apr 24, 2007 17:00:38 GMT -6
The lights begin to alternate between dark blue and crimson red as "His World" begins to fill the arena...
"C'mon light the fuse,
Now he's rocking and he's ready to go,
Cuz now the countdown has started and he's ready to blow,
He's got the dope sounds pumping on the stereo,
He acts fast, putting on a show,
C'mon now get yourself together there's no time to rest,
And if you put the time in, he'll put ya to the test,
He's like a running man, in his world, war is less,
And if you wanna test him, best bring your best,
Don't make me spell it out, bring your best."
Over the music the sound of a flute can be heard... it's a familiar tune: The fanfare of the DragonZord!! Doooo - Do, Do - Do Di Doooo!
The chorus of the song begins to play...
"In this world (his world!)
Where life is strong,
In this world (his world!)
Life's an open book,
In this world (his world!)
Where compromise does not exist,
In his world, this world's every step, meets the rest.
In this world (his world!)
Where one is all,
In this world (his world!)
Never fear the fall,
In this world (his world!)
Where compromise does not exist,
In his world, this world's every step, meets the rest."
Suddenly a puff of smoke explodes in front of the curtain and Reck Maverick appears out of thin air. He stands in a cool ninja pose for a second, his eyes darting back and forth and his Dragon Armour and Shredder helmet glimmering in the light then he breaks into a traditional ninja run as he quickly dashes to the ring and dives between the first and second ropes.
"Running him back again, well what'd ya' expect,
Coming on and reach it out of ten, got a real rough track,
Flying out of her memory, he slaps on his shoes,
He's the best there ever was, haven't you heard the news
Intergalactic continental champ, running feets,
Hyperactive instrumental with, pulling strings,
He's the one who understands, when the tides will swing,
So he's breaking down doors, never following,
Come on and suck yourself up, cause it's time to play,
Bouncing with beats and the vibes, cause they're here to stay,
Come on and with the only member gone, now ripping the day,
Blowing up, coming back, it'll blow you away,
Because the pressures of this world, they can take their toll,
And now it's time to get away when they take their hold,
And the only way to break free is to break the mold,
You can't stop now,
Lock and load,
Don't you stop now,
Come on and rock and roll"
He kips up and draws his Blade of Legend. He begins to go into a Kata, swinging the blade and throwing kicks, Finally he drops to one knee and goes to drive the blade in the mat, but he stops short to avoid tearing the canvas - as he is doing the Kata the lights slowly cut of except a single spotlight shining on Maverick. He places the sword back into it's sheath and he salutes his fans with a now trademark thumbs up. He walks to his corner and sits upon the top turnbuckle and signal for the Ring Announcer to toss him up a microphone which he does. Now the music cuts down to about 10-15% as the Hero of the Story begins to speak.
Reck Maverick - You know, it's not too often that the Shadow of Silicon Valley actually comes down to the ring to speak his mind on matters. Usually I'm down in the lair coming up with a new way to save the world from evil-doer's or I'm leaping from rooftop to rooftop in the San Jose skyline looking out for innocent civilians to rescue. But after seeing what I saw outside the Ameristar Casino earlier in addition to the stuff I heard that Saturday-Morning-Villain-Wannabe Josh Eagles talk about I NEEDED to be here LIVE in front of the all the Reckrophiliacs to say what I got to say....
Well, Let me tell all you what I think of Josh Eagles... I think he is a...
Suddenly the sounds of George Thorogood and The Destoryer's classic tune "Bad to The Bone" begins to fill the arena as a Golf Cart cruises the backstage curtain. Driving the Cart is the Legendary Sit-Com Superstar Gordon "ALF" Shumway and sitting shotgun - brandishing a can of Dr. Pepper is the former Heavyweight Champion of the World - The Flanchise Flap Flanagan!
The Crowd is going nuts chanting "FLAP! FLAP! FLAP!" as the cart putters it's way down the aisle and around the ring. Finally ALF parks the Cart and grabs a cooler from the back and the duo slide under the bottom rope. ALF grabs a can of Dr. Pepper from the cooler, crack it open and clangs it with Flap's previously opened can as the beverage flies every way.
Flap's eyes lock on the eyes of his Half-Brother Reck Maverick - who is still perched on the top turnbuckle as ALF waddles over and grabs a second microphone and takes it to the Flan-man. Flap's music quits as HE begins to speak.
Flap Flanagan - You know something, all week I've heard EVERYONE talk about Reck Maverick and Josh Eagles, best of 5 series with a shot at the Midwestern Heavyweight title on the line. I've heard the Flap-fanatics talk about all the great things my brother and Beagles have accomplished over the years. But the funny thing is I don't hear a futting WORD about the Flanchise! I don't hear ANYONE talk about how much I have done.
I can see the no one thinks I can win this match, that I don't stand a chance in heck of beating Reck Maverick or Josh Eagles but here's the thing... I have won more championships then BOTH of my opponents together! I am a 6 time World Champion for futt's sake and does anyone give a damn... NO! Well let me tell you something...
Reck Maverick - No...
Flap looks up at his little brother - still sitting on the turnbuckle, a little ticked that the Atomic Ninja cut him off.
Reck Maverick - Let me tell you something.... Brother. I know that you are in fact the most accomplished of the three of us, I know that when you strip away all the talk, flash and gimmicks that you are the toughest and best wrestler of the three of us... But do you know WHY no one seems to consider you a contender for the Midwestern Heavyweight Championship? It's simply because you don't respect yourself enough for the people to respect you.
Flap Flanagan - What!
Reck Maverick - Sure the people love you, they chant your name and they buy your merchandise but the thing is you don't present yourself as a worthy challenger. You run around here crashing golf carts, talking to the animals at the zoo and act like a damn retard - excuse my political incorrectness. You do a lot to make the fans happy, your a HUGE part of POW Midwest but until you start to get serious you will never be the star of the show... It's an ironic twist of fate - all our lives I have lived in your shadow and now you are stuck in mine brother. You want to get into contendership for the top title in POW Midwest... then smarten up and show some self-respect.
Reck finally hops off the turnbuckle as Flap approaches him.
Flap Flanagan - Hey, let me tell you this - I do not stand in anyone's shadow Reid, You want to talk about self-respect? Let's see how much self-respect you have for yourself when I pin your ass to the mat and stop being the butt of your jokes...
Flap SLAPS Maverick across the face. Maverick doesn't move for a second, then slowly look back into the face of his brother.
Reck Maverick - I will let that slide brother, but once we climb into the ring... You will pay for your mistake - remember that brother... NINJA VANISH!
There is a puff of smoke as Maverick vanishes. Flap and ALF look around confused at the scene ends.
THE END
"C'mon light the fuse,
Now he's rocking and he's ready to go,
Cuz now the countdown has started and he's ready to blow,
He's got the dope sounds pumping on the stereo,
He acts fast, putting on a show,
C'mon now get yourself together there's no time to rest,
And if you put the time in, he'll put ya to the test,
He's like a running man, in his world, war is less,
And if you wanna test him, best bring your best,
Don't make me spell it out, bring your best."
Over the music the sound of a flute can be heard... it's a familiar tune: The fanfare of the DragonZord!! Doooo - Do, Do - Do Di Doooo!
The chorus of the song begins to play...
"In this world (his world!)
Where life is strong,
In this world (his world!)
Life's an open book,
In this world (his world!)
Where compromise does not exist,
In his world, this world's every step, meets the rest.
In this world (his world!)
Where one is all,
In this world (his world!)
Never fear the fall,
In this world (his world!)
Where compromise does not exist,
In his world, this world's every step, meets the rest."
Suddenly a puff of smoke explodes in front of the curtain and Reck Maverick appears out of thin air. He stands in a cool ninja pose for a second, his eyes darting back and forth and his Dragon Armour and Shredder helmet glimmering in the light then he breaks into a traditional ninja run as he quickly dashes to the ring and dives between the first and second ropes.
"Running him back again, well what'd ya' expect,
Coming on and reach it out of ten, got a real rough track,
Flying out of her memory, he slaps on his shoes,
He's the best there ever was, haven't you heard the news
Intergalactic continental champ, running feets,
Hyperactive instrumental with, pulling strings,
He's the one who understands, when the tides will swing,
So he's breaking down doors, never following,
Come on and suck yourself up, cause it's time to play,
Bouncing with beats and the vibes, cause they're here to stay,
Come on and with the only member gone, now ripping the day,
Blowing up, coming back, it'll blow you away,
Because the pressures of this world, they can take their toll,
And now it's time to get away when they take their hold,
And the only way to break free is to break the mold,
You can't stop now,
Lock and load,
Don't you stop now,
Come on and rock and roll"
He kips up and draws his Blade of Legend. He begins to go into a Kata, swinging the blade and throwing kicks, Finally he drops to one knee and goes to drive the blade in the mat, but he stops short to avoid tearing the canvas - as he is doing the Kata the lights slowly cut of except a single spotlight shining on Maverick. He places the sword back into it's sheath and he salutes his fans with a now trademark thumbs up. He walks to his corner and sits upon the top turnbuckle and signal for the Ring Announcer to toss him up a microphone which he does. Now the music cuts down to about 10-15% as the Hero of the Story begins to speak.
Reck Maverick - You know, it's not too often that the Shadow of Silicon Valley actually comes down to the ring to speak his mind on matters. Usually I'm down in the lair coming up with a new way to save the world from evil-doer's or I'm leaping from rooftop to rooftop in the San Jose skyline looking out for innocent civilians to rescue. But after seeing what I saw outside the Ameristar Casino earlier in addition to the stuff I heard that Saturday-Morning-Villain-Wannabe Josh Eagles talk about I NEEDED to be here LIVE in front of the all the Reckrophiliacs to say what I got to say....
Well, Let me tell all you what I think of Josh Eagles... I think he is a...
Suddenly the sounds of George Thorogood and The Destoryer's classic tune "Bad to The Bone" begins to fill the arena as a Golf Cart cruises the backstage curtain. Driving the Cart is the Legendary Sit-Com Superstar Gordon "ALF" Shumway and sitting shotgun - brandishing a can of Dr. Pepper is the former Heavyweight Champion of the World - The Flanchise Flap Flanagan!
The Crowd is going nuts chanting "FLAP! FLAP! FLAP!" as the cart putters it's way down the aisle and around the ring. Finally ALF parks the Cart and grabs a cooler from the back and the duo slide under the bottom rope. ALF grabs a can of Dr. Pepper from the cooler, crack it open and clangs it with Flap's previously opened can as the beverage flies every way.
Flap's eyes lock on the eyes of his Half-Brother Reck Maverick - who is still perched on the top turnbuckle as ALF waddles over and grabs a second microphone and takes it to the Flan-man. Flap's music quits as HE begins to speak.
Flap Flanagan - You know something, all week I've heard EVERYONE talk about Reck Maverick and Josh Eagles, best of 5 series with a shot at the Midwestern Heavyweight title on the line. I've heard the Flap-fanatics talk about all the great things my brother and Beagles have accomplished over the years. But the funny thing is I don't hear a futting WORD about the Flanchise! I don't hear ANYONE talk about how much I have done.
I can see the no one thinks I can win this match, that I don't stand a chance in heck of beating Reck Maverick or Josh Eagles but here's the thing... I have won more championships then BOTH of my opponents together! I am a 6 time World Champion for futt's sake and does anyone give a damn... NO! Well let me tell you something...
Reck Maverick - No...
Flap looks up at his little brother - still sitting on the turnbuckle, a little ticked that the Atomic Ninja cut him off.
Reck Maverick - Let me tell you something.... Brother. I know that you are in fact the most accomplished of the three of us, I know that when you strip away all the talk, flash and gimmicks that you are the toughest and best wrestler of the three of us... But do you know WHY no one seems to consider you a contender for the Midwestern Heavyweight Championship? It's simply because you don't respect yourself enough for the people to respect you.
Flap Flanagan - What!
Reck Maverick - Sure the people love you, they chant your name and they buy your merchandise but the thing is you don't present yourself as a worthy challenger. You run around here crashing golf carts, talking to the animals at the zoo and act like a damn retard - excuse my political incorrectness. You do a lot to make the fans happy, your a HUGE part of POW Midwest but until you start to get serious you will never be the star of the show... It's an ironic twist of fate - all our lives I have lived in your shadow and now you are stuck in mine brother. You want to get into contendership for the top title in POW Midwest... then smarten up and show some self-respect.
Reck finally hops off the turnbuckle as Flap approaches him.
Flap Flanagan - Hey, let me tell you this - I do not stand in anyone's shadow Reid, You want to talk about self-respect? Let's see how much self-respect you have for yourself when I pin your ass to the mat and stop being the butt of your jokes...
Flap SLAPS Maverick across the face. Maverick doesn't move for a second, then slowly look back into the face of his brother.
Reck Maverick - I will let that slide brother, but once we climb into the ring... You will pay for your mistake - remember that brother... NINJA VANISH!
There is a puff of smoke as Maverick vanishes. Flap and ALF look around confused at the scene ends.
THE END
