Post by Flap Flanagan on Apr 16, 2007 19:53:01 GMT -6
*"Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani" Plays over the PA System Has The King of the Dr Pepper Mountain Flanchise Flap Flanagan and His Alien Brother ALF make there way out onto the ramp driving an Golf Cart they then drive down the ramp has fast as an golf cart can go and KABOOM, they crash into the ring, Flap and ALF fly from the Cart into the ring and both land on there feet's with an standing ovation from the Crowd cheering FLAP FLAP FLAP!*
Commentator 1: Well Sugar Coated Crickets it's Flap Flanagan and his dog ALF!
Commentator 2: It's Chocolate Coated Crickets, and ALF is an alien not an dog Stupid!
*Back to the ring with Flap and ALF*
Flap: Ahoy Mateys!
*Chants of FLAP and ALF are heard throughout the crowd*
ALF: They like us they really do like us!
Flap: I think we had them at AHOY!
*AHOY Chants Start*
Flap: So Beloved Flapper Fans we are out here for one reason and that is because well we thought you guys and gals needed some Flapper Time, WHEEE!
ALF: I thought we also came out here to show video clips of your opponents?
Flap: Oh well I just came out here for Reason one to have fun with these fans who cares about my opponents for Spring Breakage like they really have an chance against The Flanchise one, the Former Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD, WHEEEE!
*Chants of FLAP, WHEEEE, and Dr Pepper are Heard*
ALF: Flapper don't get too Confident since you are the underdog of this match, Of course not on talent but solely on your size your the runt of the Litter!
Flap: O RLY! And has that ever stopped the Flanchise before from capturing Gold in 5 different Wrestling companies before?
ALF: Well No But...
Flap: No Buts about it ALFy I might be small compared to my opponents but hell when an Little Terrier Is faced against an Giant Stuff Animal what is the result?
ALF: The Stuff Animal gets it's Stuffing Ripped out, But are you comparing Giant Stuff animals to your opponents?
Flap: Precisely My Dear Watson. And I think everybody in this arena thinks the same thing.
*Hells Yeah Chants are Heard*
ALF: So you think you can Out Muscle Victor Blood moon, Night
Daye, Big Ci, Kid Luck, Shadow in this match and Grab the AAA Medallion?
Flap: Yesum My Hairy Little Brother. If Josh Eagles can Milk an Cow then Yours truly can single handily defeat all these opponents and Eventually Become the Champion of the WORLD AGAIN, WHEEE!
ALF: Hmmm that wasn't an cow Josh milked....
*EWWWW Chants Heard*
Flap: ...... DAMN! But He said....
ALF: Hmmm did he ever show you the cow?
Flap: No.
ALF: See he knew all along what he was doing he just well he is FUNNY that way!
Flap: ....DAMN! Now ALFy you said we had video clips to show?
ALF: Yes Brother Flanagan you should know this you directed the damn things.
Flap:..... DAMN! Roll Clip One Please Dudes back in the BOOTH.
*Video Time! Just when the video plays, something goes wrong in the back and KABOOM is seen on the tritron*
Flap: Aww Schick's We lost our video.
ALF: But we still got.....
Flap: DR PEPPER!
*Flap calls to the crew guy to throw some Dr Pepper from the cooler that magically Appeared, Flap catches two Dr Pepper hands one to ALF and they chug them. Chants of Dr Pepper are Heard*
ALF: So should we talk about your Opponents more?
Flap: Well We should or we could lose our Heat.
ALF: Heat?
Flap: You Know Red bull HEAT!
ALF: But you hate Red bull.
Flap: That's until I mixed the it with Dr Pepper now that's an Futting Drink that can put you on your A S S!
ALF: That Spells ASS right?
Flap: How the hell should I know Reider made me Dumb remember?
ALF: Oh Yeah that Mutter Futter.
Flap: And I seen Big Ci trying to get Scouting information from Reider about me. However since Reider is Radical he told Big Ci Everything about my Style.
ALF: So Big Ci knows nothing then?
Flap: Yesum. And Victor Blood moon well I heard he wanted out of this match since well he doesn't have the BLOOD to step in the ring with the man who Blood boils when the name Victor Bloodmon names is said.
*Flap starts shaking like "Hulk Hogan"*
ALF: You don't even know who Blood moon is?
Flap: He is Hector Ruggs third cousin Removed and i hate Hector so i definitely Gotta hate Victor since well you know he gotta be An Stinky FUTTER!
ALF: Hector Ruggs isn't that Yuno Ono's Uncle?
Flap: I don't know, What you think i do go through everyones family tree jeez, I am Flanchise Flap Flanagan not Shadow "I wish I had duck tape for my Blowup Doll" Dooms.
ALF: And this stuff comes to you like....
Flap: Night and Daye Holmes. Whoa speaking of Night Daye that guy is like Aunt Martha.
ALF: How so Chum?
Flap: I don't know, I just thought it was the right thing to say at the time. However with an name like Night Daye i am guessing he is an Goblin with an bad hair Cut!
ALF: An Goblin? Your Drunk aren't ya?
Flap: Not at the moment however if it's true that Cher is coming to our locker room in 15 minutes I'll be drunk quicker then Rich Morrison saying something an Bad Word.
ALF: Richie Rich don't swear remember he promised you he wouldn't swear since he knows how it makes you feel.
Flap: Oh Yeah Radical. I must be Real Lucky to have friends like Rich.
ALF: Talking about luck your last opponent is Kid Luck.
Flap: Not Kid Luck that dude is like Lightning in an Suitcase, it's Impossible for him to win without everybody else doing all the work.
ALF: WHAT?!
Flap: Never mind Like i really know what I say anymore I am drunk and my Ulcer is acting up again.
ALF: OK.
Flap: Well time to have Cyber s e x now WHEEE!
ALF: What the Hell does that spell?
Flap: Have no clue i just heard Maria say it one time.
ALF: Probably means Boobies in Egyptian.
Flap: WHEEEE!
*The End*