Post by Reck Maverick on Apr 17, 2007 21:24:36 GMT -6
OOC note - This RP was co-written by both Reck Maverick and Flap Flanagan and should count as an RP for both competitors. The only reason it's being posted by me (Reck) is cause it's past Flapper's bed time. Enjoy.
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We open up in the Dodge City Civic Center as the last of the roughly 2500 fans sits down. A Spotlight shines down in mid-ring as Richard Huff stands with a microphone.
Richard Huff - Ladies and Gentlemen, due to time reasons some of the POW Midwest performer have agree to do grouped interviews for their respective matches. With that said allow me to introduce... First, from Flappyville, Flantario. Weighing in at 155 pounds - "The Flanchise" Flap Flanagan! And, from San José, California. Weighing in at 220 Pounds - "The Atomic Ninja" Reck Maverick! Together they are... The Flanchise Players!
Waylon Jennings "Good Ol' Boys" begins to fill the arena as The General Lee itself drives out through the curtain, The Crowd pops madly for this, because with Reck and Flap in seperate matches, they didn't expect THIS to happen! The General stops half way down the aisle and the famous Dixie Horn blares throughout the building as Reck Maverick sticks his head out the passenger window and sits on the door as Flap repeats the movement on the Driver's side, they both then produce a can of their signiture drink and clang them together as soda flies everywhere. They then get completly out of the vehicle and Reck goes to the trunk and pops the hood - Reveal the team mascot: ALF! Now the three walk the rest of the way to the ring slapping high-fives with the fans and giving thumbs up.
The trio rolls into the ring and Maverick does a quick series of moves with his legendary Blade as Flap and ALF do some of their usual antics. Richard Huff hands Reck Maverick the Mic and Reck thanks him with a martial arts bow as Huff leaves the ring. The Flanchise Players look around the building as chants of "F-L-A" and "Atomico" echo loudly. The music fades and The Atomic Ninja brings the stick to his masked lips.
Reck Maverick - I'm looking at my Brother, I'm looking at his muppet...
ALF flips Maverick the 'bird.'
Reck Maverick - and I'm looking at 2500 rowdy Reckrophiliacs and Flan-Fanatics and I've got only one thought running through my mind....
Flap Flanagan leans over into the microphone.
Flap Flanagan - Hot girls in see-through bikinis!
Reck looks at his brother for a second.
Reck Maverick - O.K... I have TWO thoughts going through my mind. But the thought I was refering too simply to ask each and every one of you people three simple words... ARE YOU READY!?
The crowd beings hootin' and haulerin' like crazy. Reck stomps over to a turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope.
Reck Maverick - Oh COME ON! I've been to a Dodge City Saloon on a Saturday night... Let us hear it... ARE YOU FUTTIN' READY!
The Crowd is ape-sh!t crazy now. Reck hops off the ropes and stomps back to the center of the ring.
Reck Maverick - OH YEAH! Now I'm feeling it! Here you are Flap-attack, they are all fired up and ready to rocket.
Reck tosses the mic to his brother.
Flap Flanagan - thank ya ninja dude. Okie Dokie folks here's what's going on. I've got a BIG FUTTING match tonight against 6 crazy guys. No, they aren't crazy cuz their dangerous. They are not crazy because they are wrist-slitting emo freaks, and they aren't crazy because of the funny fudge that ALF made this morning. They are crazy because they think they are going to beat the mother-loving Flanchise. That's the funniest damn thing I have ever heard with my big ears! But for those who missed all the MEMOS!
Reck gives Flap a dirty look due to all the junk Reck went through due to a misplaced memo. Flap just waves at him.
Flap Flanagan - Let's go through the list of losers that going to LOSE to the flapper of flappyville.
ALF pulls out an amusingly long sheet of paper that is so long that the end rolls out of the ring. Flap puts on his reading glasses aka Heart-shaped Rose-tinted Sunglasses.
Flap Flanagan - Hm... we start with Victor Bloodmoon - who is a goon, he got his ass kicked by the man in the moon, to think he can beat me, he must be a buffoon. I'll cream him so bad he'll to eat with a futting spoon!
Next we have the team of Night and of Daye... holy cow ALF doesn't that sound...
Reck realises what Flap is about to ryme "Daye" with and quickly cuts him off.
Reck Maverick - Go to the NEXT OPPONENT!
Flap Flanagan - I was going to say "futting dumb" jeez calm down man. anyway... They think they are murderous and entertaining, I fear their mom's ROLLS more then the skills they think they be gaining.
Now we go to Big Ci, with a gut as far as anyone can see. He's got the easiest night, he can get the medal without even a fight. Just stomp his fat foot and the tremors will drop the gold into his greasy meat hook!
Next up is Shadow, does anyone really care? No? I thought not...
Finally is Kid Luck, dude what that FUTT? You sucked in UWL and here you still SUCK. You're the worse of the bunch, if anyone voted for you they are going to be broke, that's just my hunch.
So you see they all they are all losers, the winner of the match will be the lovable boozer, the Flanchise, your friend.
Flap hands the mic back to Reck as the crowd madly applaudes the flan-man.
Reck Maverick - Whoa dude! You rock fo' shizzle. But now it's time to serious... PSYCHE! Had ya for a moment didn't I? I envy you Flapper, you got all the GOOD OPPONENTS once again, and the Hero of the Story, the STAR of the SHOW gets stuck with the gutter trash... Yeah, that's all I'm got to say about the "Legend" Gutter trash, nothing more and SO MUCH LESS. Thank you Dodge City and welcome to Spring Breakage! Oh and to all the player haters in the crowd - YEAH! Both of you... Me and Flanchizzle and ALF have three simple words for you...
Reck holds the microphone down to ALF's lips so the munchkin can speak.
ALF - SABER TOOTHED TIGER!
Reck Maverick & Flap Flanagan - YEAH!
Good Ol' Boys plays again and the Flanchise Player head back to the General Lee. Flap climbs in the Drivers side window as Reck tosses ALF back in the trunk, then climbs in the Passenger side window and the duo back the General Lee back through the curtain as the scene ends.
And so concludes the story of SPRING BREAKAGE!
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We open up in the Dodge City Civic Center as the last of the roughly 2500 fans sits down. A Spotlight shines down in mid-ring as Richard Huff stands with a microphone.
Richard Huff - Ladies and Gentlemen, due to time reasons some of the POW Midwest performer have agree to do grouped interviews for their respective matches. With that said allow me to introduce... First, from Flappyville, Flantario. Weighing in at 155 pounds - "The Flanchise" Flap Flanagan! And, from San José, California. Weighing in at 220 Pounds - "The Atomic Ninja" Reck Maverick! Together they are... The Flanchise Players!
Waylon Jennings "Good Ol' Boys" begins to fill the arena as The General Lee itself drives out through the curtain, The Crowd pops madly for this, because with Reck and Flap in seperate matches, they didn't expect THIS to happen! The General stops half way down the aisle and the famous Dixie Horn blares throughout the building as Reck Maverick sticks his head out the passenger window and sits on the door as Flap repeats the movement on the Driver's side, they both then produce a can of their signiture drink and clang them together as soda flies everywhere. They then get completly out of the vehicle and Reck goes to the trunk and pops the hood - Reveal the team mascot: ALF! Now the three walk the rest of the way to the ring slapping high-fives with the fans and giving thumbs up.
The trio rolls into the ring and Maverick does a quick series of moves with his legendary Blade as Flap and ALF do some of their usual antics. Richard Huff hands Reck Maverick the Mic and Reck thanks him with a martial arts bow as Huff leaves the ring. The Flanchise Players look around the building as chants of "F-L-A" and "Atomico" echo loudly. The music fades and The Atomic Ninja brings the stick to his masked lips.
Reck Maverick - I'm looking at my Brother, I'm looking at his muppet...
ALF flips Maverick the 'bird.'
Reck Maverick - and I'm looking at 2500 rowdy Reckrophiliacs and Flan-Fanatics and I've got only one thought running through my mind....
Flap Flanagan leans over into the microphone.
Flap Flanagan - Hot girls in see-through bikinis!
Reck looks at his brother for a second.
Reck Maverick - O.K... I have TWO thoughts going through my mind. But the thought I was refering too simply to ask each and every one of you people three simple words... ARE YOU READY!?
The crowd beings hootin' and haulerin' like crazy. Reck stomps over to a turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope.
Reck Maverick - Oh COME ON! I've been to a Dodge City Saloon on a Saturday night... Let us hear it... ARE YOU FUTTIN' READY!
The Crowd is ape-sh!t crazy now. Reck hops off the ropes and stomps back to the center of the ring.
Reck Maverick - OH YEAH! Now I'm feeling it! Here you are Flap-attack, they are all fired up and ready to rocket.
Reck tosses the mic to his brother.
Flap Flanagan - thank ya ninja dude. Okie Dokie folks here's what's going on. I've got a BIG FUTTING match tonight against 6 crazy guys. No, they aren't crazy cuz their dangerous. They are not crazy because they are wrist-slitting emo freaks, and they aren't crazy because of the funny fudge that ALF made this morning. They are crazy because they think they are going to beat the mother-loving Flanchise. That's the funniest damn thing I have ever heard with my big ears! But for those who missed all the MEMOS!
Reck gives Flap a dirty look due to all the junk Reck went through due to a misplaced memo. Flap just waves at him.
Flap Flanagan - Let's go through the list of losers that going to LOSE to the flapper of flappyville.
ALF pulls out an amusingly long sheet of paper that is so long that the end rolls out of the ring. Flap puts on his reading glasses aka Heart-shaped Rose-tinted Sunglasses.
Flap Flanagan - Hm... we start with Victor Bloodmoon - who is a goon, he got his ass kicked by the man in the moon, to think he can beat me, he must be a buffoon. I'll cream him so bad he'll to eat with a futting spoon!
Next we have the team of Night and of Daye... holy cow ALF doesn't that sound...
Reck realises what Flap is about to ryme "Daye" with and quickly cuts him off.
Reck Maverick - Go to the NEXT OPPONENT!
Flap Flanagan - I was going to say "futting dumb" jeez calm down man. anyway... They think they are murderous and entertaining, I fear their mom's ROLLS more then the skills they think they be gaining.
Now we go to Big Ci, with a gut as far as anyone can see. He's got the easiest night, he can get the medal without even a fight. Just stomp his fat foot and the tremors will drop the gold into his greasy meat hook!
Next up is Shadow, does anyone really care? No? I thought not...
Finally is Kid Luck, dude what that FUTT? You sucked in UWL and here you still SUCK. You're the worse of the bunch, if anyone voted for you they are going to be broke, that's just my hunch.
So you see they all they are all losers, the winner of the match will be the lovable boozer, the Flanchise, your friend.
Flap hands the mic back to Reck as the crowd madly applaudes the flan-man.
Reck Maverick - Whoa dude! You rock fo' shizzle. But now it's time to serious... PSYCHE! Had ya for a moment didn't I? I envy you Flapper, you got all the GOOD OPPONENTS once again, and the Hero of the Story, the STAR of the SHOW gets stuck with the gutter trash... Yeah, that's all I'm got to say about the "Legend" Gutter trash, nothing more and SO MUCH LESS. Thank you Dodge City and welcome to Spring Breakage! Oh and to all the player haters in the crowd - YEAH! Both of you... Me and Flanchizzle and ALF have three simple words for you...
Reck holds the microphone down to ALF's lips so the munchkin can speak.
ALF - SABER TOOTHED TIGER!
Reck Maverick & Flap Flanagan - YEAH!
Good Ol' Boys plays again and the Flanchise Player head back to the General Lee. Flap climbs in the Drivers side window as Reck tosses ALF back in the trunk, then climbs in the Passenger side window and the duo back the General Lee back through the curtain as the scene ends.
And so concludes the story of SPRING BREAKAGE!
