Post by daye on Apr 17, 2007 22:54:33 GMT -6
Welcome everybody to DayetimeTV!!!!! Spring Breakage is right around the corner and our “God’s Gift to Wrestling” Daye is preparing for another big match in his wrestling career. Daye as well as every man in that AAA ladder match is going to go all out to grab that medallion that hangs above the ring. Who will walk out with the medallion and how bad will Murderous Intent whip Lance Erikson and Dave Hunter? Tune into to find out…..Bitches!!!!
((The scene opens up inside of the hotel in Dodge City and we see Daye and Bo in the hotel room when Night comes walking in the door.))
Daye: Yo what is up big dog?
Night: Same old shit. Got us some drinks though.
Bo: Any food?
Night: No fat ass.
Bo: Damn.
Daye: Toss me one.
((Night tosses Daye a bottle of Bud Light and then throws one to Bo and the takes a seat on the bed.))
Night: Turn on the tube and see if anyone is on.
((Daye turns on the television and we see a ninja running around in circles in a desert. All three men look more confused than George Bush after asking him the answer to 4 plus 3.))
Daye: What the hell is this?
Night: Is it a new video game coming out?
Bo: No I think it’s a Reck Maverick promo.
Daye: A ninja running around in search for Diet Pepsi in which he claims is the “drink of champions” is f**king retarded.
Night: I f**king hate diet drinks.
Bo: Yea just regular Pepsi would be fine and not some pussy ass diet shit.
Night: Yea its like people go to a drive thru and orders a bunch of greasy shit with a diet Coke or Pepsi.
Daye: Its so pointless and stupid just like Reck there. I hope I was facing him then I would just beat the shit out of him for just dropping everybody IQ.
Bo: Yea but he is the least of your worries right now.
Daye: Your right.
((Daye takes a drink of his beer and Night gets up from the bed.))
Night: Wanna hit the gym before the show?
Daye: No man I hit it this morning I am just relaxing before the event. I’ll see you at the arena.
Night: Alright guys take it easy.
((Night leaves the room and Daye and Bo continue to watch the television and they see Big Ci’s big goofy ass on the tube.))
Daye: Oh great.
((After a few seconds Daye and Bo sit there as it goes to commercial.))
Daye: Wow I think that is the first person that didn’t talk to much shit about Final Cut.
Bo: Are you going to do the same?
Daye: No I don’t have anything to say to him. I will just deal with him in the ring.
((We now see a Victor Bloodman on the television blabbing him mouth.))
Daye: He is all excited like a little school girl because he has two title shots on two different brands. Just because you’re a big man doesn’t mean I can’t take you down.
Bo: The bigger they are the harder the fall.
((We then see Shadow go by and we see Daye yawing in his chair.))
Daye: Finally we hear from Shadow.
Bo: He’s crazy man watch out for him.
Daye: I don’t give a f**k. Just because he says he would spear someone through a ladder doesn’t mean shit. I have done things far worse than that. I went through flaming tables, through ladders, did everything you can think of. I will prove to you and everyone else that I don’t act fake. I will prove that I back my words up and I will grab that medallion.
Bo: This is Murderous Intent’s night.
Daye: No doubt chubby. Not only will either Night or I grab the medallion but Midnight Felon and BBK will kill Lance and Dave. People will realize not to f**k with the man who can easily snap your neck and end your careers for good. The time is near and when the show starts everyone will see how Murderous we can be.
Bo: Just like everyone in GCW and NEW you two will destroy anyone who stands in our way
Daye: Yea and you will destroy any burger or any other food for that matter if they stand in your way.
Bo: Very funny dumb ass.
Daye: Oh very creative you worthless piece of shit. Just shut up and let me finish.
Daye: At Spring Breakage seven men will enter the ring with one coming out the victor. Seven men will put their bodies on the line just to get a shot at any title they want. One man will climb the ladder and grab the medallion and raise it high in the air in front of thousands of people in the arena and millions all over the world. That one man will be your “God’s Gift to Wrestling” Daye…..Bitches!!! So Are you ready for your close ups because Night and I are ready for ours.
((Daye and Bo get up and walk out the door. Seconds later Bo shows up and does the truffle shuffle as the scene fades to the Murderous Intent logo then the POWTV logo and then to black.))
((The scene opens up inside of the hotel in Dodge City and we see Daye and Bo in the hotel room when Night comes walking in the door.))
Daye: Yo what is up big dog?
Night: Same old shit. Got us some drinks though.
Bo: Any food?
Night: No fat ass.
Bo: Damn.
Daye: Toss me one.
((Night tosses Daye a bottle of Bud Light and then throws one to Bo and the takes a seat on the bed.))
Night: Turn on the tube and see if anyone is on.
((Daye turns on the television and we see a ninja running around in circles in a desert. All three men look more confused than George Bush after asking him the answer to 4 plus 3.))
Daye: What the hell is this?
Night: Is it a new video game coming out?
Bo: No I think it’s a Reck Maverick promo.
Daye: A ninja running around in search for Diet Pepsi in which he claims is the “drink of champions” is f**king retarded.
Night: I f**king hate diet drinks.
Bo: Yea just regular Pepsi would be fine and not some pussy ass diet shit.
Night: Yea its like people go to a drive thru and orders a bunch of greasy shit with a diet Coke or Pepsi.
Daye: Its so pointless and stupid just like Reck there. I hope I was facing him then I would just beat the shit out of him for just dropping everybody IQ.
Bo: Yea but he is the least of your worries right now.
Daye: Your right.
((Daye takes a drink of his beer and Night gets up from the bed.))
Night: Wanna hit the gym before the show?
Daye: No man I hit it this morning I am just relaxing before the event. I’ll see you at the arena.
Night: Alright guys take it easy.
((Night leaves the room and Daye and Bo continue to watch the television and they see Big Ci’s big goofy ass on the tube.))
Daye: Oh great.
((After a few seconds Daye and Bo sit there as it goes to commercial.))
Daye: Wow I think that is the first person that didn’t talk to much shit about Final Cut.
Bo: Are you going to do the same?
Daye: No I don’t have anything to say to him. I will just deal with him in the ring.
((We now see a Victor Bloodman on the television blabbing him mouth.))
Daye: He is all excited like a little school girl because he has two title shots on two different brands. Just because you’re a big man doesn’t mean I can’t take you down.
Bo: The bigger they are the harder the fall.
((We then see Shadow go by and we see Daye yawing in his chair.))
Daye: Finally we hear from Shadow.
Bo: He’s crazy man watch out for him.
Daye: I don’t give a f**k. Just because he says he would spear someone through a ladder doesn’t mean shit. I have done things far worse than that. I went through flaming tables, through ladders, did everything you can think of. I will prove to you and everyone else that I don’t act fake. I will prove that I back my words up and I will grab that medallion.
Bo: This is Murderous Intent’s night.
Daye: No doubt chubby. Not only will either Night or I grab the medallion but Midnight Felon and BBK will kill Lance and Dave. People will realize not to f**k with the man who can easily snap your neck and end your careers for good. The time is near and when the show starts everyone will see how Murderous we can be.
Bo: Just like everyone in GCW and NEW you two will destroy anyone who stands in our way
Daye: Yea and you will destroy any burger or any other food for that matter if they stand in your way.
Bo: Very funny dumb ass.
Daye: Oh very creative you worthless piece of shit. Just shut up and let me finish.
Daye: At Spring Breakage seven men will enter the ring with one coming out the victor. Seven men will put their bodies on the line just to get a shot at any title they want. One man will climb the ladder and grab the medallion and raise it high in the air in front of thousands of people in the arena and millions all over the world. That one man will be your “God’s Gift to Wrestling” Daye…..Bitches!!! So Are you ready for your close ups because Night and I are ready for ours.
((Daye and Bo get up and walk out the door. Seconds later Bo shows up and does the truffle shuffle as the scene fades to the Murderous Intent logo then the POWTV logo and then to black.))