Post by nickpickles on Apr 17, 2007 18:30:49 GMT -6
As the camera comes to life, we see Greg Kilgreen entering a door and going into a lockerroom. Standing in front of a 6 foot mirror, on a stool is Nick Pickles. He has a talyor measuring him and attiring his suit with the accessories he likes, like nic cufflinks.
Greg comes up behind Nick, who see's him in the mirror and just sighs and signals to him to go ahead and ask his questions.
Nick: "Come on Greg, let's go...out with it, and quickly. I got better things to do then talk to the likes of you."
Greg: "Well as flattering as that sounded Nick, i got to ask you your thoughts on what Kaleb had to retort about you this week?"
Nick: "When did he say something?...I musta missed it. Either it was good enough to be shown on cable television or i just didnt care. (Think while holding his chin)...Umm, yeah i didnt really care."
Greg Gold: "Well he says you will just waste his time inside and outside the ring. Saying your not worthy of a facing him."
Nick: "Is that a fact. Well Shadix seems to think he's top shit for winning the television title. Got news for you dude, been there done that plenty of times. Yeah i may be here on past fame, but at least i got something to acclaim to. Former world champion in couple compaines....what do you got, this? Got news for ya....this will be your only acclaim, unless you smarten up."
Nick continues to fix his hair, and yell at the taylor for making the wrong adjustments or the work not being up to par. Greg just looks for a moment like this guy should stabb Nick in his leg, but money talks obviously or nobody would put up with his.
Greg Gold: "He also said that guy you beat up was nothing, worthless...probably someone you paid off or just a pussy."
Nick: "Well looking at him, i thought he possessed the same skills as Shadix, so was a fair example in my book...dont you agree?"
Greg: "Uhhh"
Nick: "Dont you!?"
Nick leans over and looks right down on Greg, who lowers himself in a squirm move, like a Giant looking down on a midget. Greg gives Nick the answer he wants to hear.
Greg Gold: "Yesss.....He also said though you had it backwards and you wanted to be like him."
Nick pauses silent. He then looks down at the taylor and nods for him to leave the room. Nick then steps off the stool and and walks right up to Greg in a serious manor.
Nick: "This guy must want a comedy award to go with that title huh?...Be like him, f**kin doubt it. This guy is pathetic....atheletic?...yeah im sure he is, but i was just as good at his age, shit im still better in ring then this guy. All he knows is how to fist fight in some crappy fight club. You aint got enough skilled technical wrestling as i do in my big toe."
Greg: "So i guess your saying he's got it wrong?"
Nick: "Ass backwards wrong. I dont want your TV title, im just gonna take it for spite, and in order to do that...i gotta embarass you first at Spring Breakage. I'll show you my past is my future, only a matter of time before im whipping the floor with the World Champs here. You got the drive Shadix, but your on the wrong path....wish i could help ya, but right now...im just feel like kicking your ass. So crack your jokes, enjoy your moment of fame (rolls eyes)....but come Spring Breakage.......it will be like stealing money from the blind....and guess what, your the vblind nnnyahahaha!"
Greg laughs along with Nick, but Nick stops and looks at Greg who keeps laughing til he realizes Nick stopped. He then slides his way out the room as Nick just looks like "is he serious". Nick then gets back on the stool as the taylor comes back over and finishes up on the suit.
Nick fixes his bow-tie as he looks into the mirror, he smiles at what he see's in the mirror.
Nick: 'So good when it happens nice. Spring Breakage is gonna be like spring break to me.....gold around my waist, party and women everywhere. Cant' wait.......hahah cant wait."
The image ends with Nick smiling and laughing in the mirror as we are left to contemplate on what we think willl happen come Spring Breakage between Nick Pickles and Kaleb Shadix. The scene fades out.
Greg comes up behind Nick, who see's him in the mirror and just sighs and signals to him to go ahead and ask his questions.
Nick: "Come on Greg, let's go...out with it, and quickly. I got better things to do then talk to the likes of you."
Greg: "Well as flattering as that sounded Nick, i got to ask you your thoughts on what Kaleb had to retort about you this week?"
Nick: "When did he say something?...I musta missed it. Either it was good enough to be shown on cable television or i just didnt care. (Think while holding his chin)...Umm, yeah i didnt really care."
Greg Gold: "Well he says you will just waste his time inside and outside the ring. Saying your not worthy of a facing him."
Nick: "Is that a fact. Well Shadix seems to think he's top shit for winning the television title. Got news for you dude, been there done that plenty of times. Yeah i may be here on past fame, but at least i got something to acclaim to. Former world champion in couple compaines....what do you got, this? Got news for ya....this will be your only acclaim, unless you smarten up."
Nick continues to fix his hair, and yell at the taylor for making the wrong adjustments or the work not being up to par. Greg just looks for a moment like this guy should stabb Nick in his leg, but money talks obviously or nobody would put up with his.
Greg Gold: "He also said that guy you beat up was nothing, worthless...probably someone you paid off or just a pussy."
Nick: "Well looking at him, i thought he possessed the same skills as Shadix, so was a fair example in my book...dont you agree?"
Greg: "Uhhh"
Nick: "Dont you!?"
Nick leans over and looks right down on Greg, who lowers himself in a squirm move, like a Giant looking down on a midget. Greg gives Nick the answer he wants to hear.
Greg Gold: "Yesss.....He also said though you had it backwards and you wanted to be like him."
Nick pauses silent. He then looks down at the taylor and nods for him to leave the room. Nick then steps off the stool and and walks right up to Greg in a serious manor.
Nick: "This guy must want a comedy award to go with that title huh?...Be like him, f**kin doubt it. This guy is pathetic....atheletic?...yeah im sure he is, but i was just as good at his age, shit im still better in ring then this guy. All he knows is how to fist fight in some crappy fight club. You aint got enough skilled technical wrestling as i do in my big toe."
Greg: "So i guess your saying he's got it wrong?"
Nick: "Ass backwards wrong. I dont want your TV title, im just gonna take it for spite, and in order to do that...i gotta embarass you first at Spring Breakage. I'll show you my past is my future, only a matter of time before im whipping the floor with the World Champs here. You got the drive Shadix, but your on the wrong path....wish i could help ya, but right now...im just feel like kicking your ass. So crack your jokes, enjoy your moment of fame (rolls eyes)....but come Spring Breakage.......it will be like stealing money from the blind....and guess what, your the vblind nnnyahahaha!"
Greg laughs along with Nick, but Nick stops and looks at Greg who keeps laughing til he realizes Nick stopped. He then slides his way out the room as Nick just looks like "is he serious". Nick then gets back on the stool as the taylor comes back over and finishes up on the suit.
Nick fixes his bow-tie as he looks into the mirror, he smiles at what he see's in the mirror.
Nick: 'So good when it happens nice. Spring Breakage is gonna be like spring break to me.....gold around my waist, party and women everywhere. Cant' wait.......hahah cant wait."
The image ends with Nick smiling and laughing in the mirror as we are left to contemplate on what we think willl happen come Spring Breakage between Nick Pickles and Kaleb Shadix. The scene fades out.