Post by kaleb on Aug 8, 2007 20:07:07 GMT -6
…but you’re still nothing but a bitch.
You just don’t know when to give up do you, Bitch Morrison? You should’ve quit while you were behind a long time ago, yet you have decided to continue running your mouth towards somebody who is CLEARLY capable of breaking you into f**king two!
I don’t see why you think it’s necessary to keep wasting your own time and breath spewing out some ridiculous garbage nobody will actually believe. Well, maybe you really do believe everything you say in that thick head of yours, but that just proves your blatant idiocy.
I can run circles around you, Bitch Morrison. No matter the game we’re playing, I will always garner that ‘flawless victory’ over you. I out talk you, I can out think you, and I can out wrestle you. Wait, let me rephrase that: I can out fight you. I’m not a wrestler, I’m a fighter. I don’t care about how many leg locks and other various submission maneuvers I can apply on you, nor do I care about doing gymnastic flips from the top rope. What I do is fight for the win, and I will do whatever is necessary to garner that victory by hook or by crook.
I may not be flashy or exciting; I may not be innovative or revolutionary. I don’t do things simply to impress my peers or the fans. My style can be considered to that of the San Antonio Spurs of the NBA. We stick to the fundamentals and do what is necessary to win. You can have your glitz and glamour and we’ll take our rightful spots at the top as champions. If a method works for you then why change it? I fight the same way inside the ring that I did all those years on the street and it’s working for me. I’m not changing my triumphant ways just to fit in to the mold of a regular wrestler.
I know I chastised you for liking to talk, Bitch. I know I might’ve came off as some sort of hypocrite because I like to do the same thing; however, there is a difference between the two of us, Bitch. You talk on aimlessly just for your own amusement. Your words hold no real weight. As I’ve tried to explain to you before, all you do is bitch, moan, and complain. In true Bitch Morrison form, you took the elementary approach and tried to flip the script on me and accuse me of the same shit I said about you. So, now I’m the one that bitches, moans, and complains? Wrong. I don’t see how spreading the truth around is bitch or complaining. If I’ve been bitching, then could you supply me with an example of what exactly I’ve been bitching about? Bitch, next time you try and insult me make sure you think it through first and make sure it actually makes sense okay?
I think the only insults you are able to come up with consist of you reusing the same material others use on you. For example, I indicate that you and Shawn Stevens just might be closet homosexuals and what do you do? You say the same about me. Nice one. Luckily, I had facts to base my beliefs off of. Where is your evidence? You don’t prove any point you attempt to make. You say things just for the sake of actually saying them.
If you’re not stealing the insults I used on you and trying to use them back on me, the only other insulting thing you can come up with is my use of curse words. Yeah, I like to curse a lot: so f**king what? What the f**k is your bitch ass going to do about it? Not a damn thing. If you try and step to me I’ll rip your f**king arms off and use them to beat the ever-loving shit out of you, Bitch. How’s that for cursing, mother f**ker? You keep whining about it and I’ll keep doing it more and more.
Dumb ass Shawn Stevens dick rider.
Even with my over usage of explicit language I STILL sound more intelligent than you ever will. Before you try and insult MY intelligence make sure you actually know what you’re talking about. Let me just take this opportunity to inform you that “frutation” IS NOT a word you God damn moron. I believe the word you were looking for was “fruition”. Who’s the retard now?
As for your absurd declarations, at least I can back my claims up with some sort of evidence or proof, and if that’s not enough then I just make sure I back everything I say up when I step inside that ring. Either way, I’ll make what I say become a reality one way or another.
But not you.
How the f**k are you going to back up your claims, Bitch? Your claims consist of false proclamations such as how you’re going to beat me this Friday and become the next Television Champion. Bitch, I’m sorry but I can’t take those idle threats seriously. I heard that same exact shit last week come out of Scott Lanegan’s mouth, and what happened with that? I wiped the f**king floor with him and did exactly what I said I was going to do. The guys who challenged me before Scott said the same shit as well.
If those guys couldn’t live up to their own hype, then what makes you any different?
I don’t care if you’re the Undisputed King of Wrestling or anything else you claim to be. I don’t care if people stop you in the streets asking for autographs. You’ve been doing this shit longer than I have so I’d expect you to be more known throughout the world than I am. Does that make you better than me inside the ring though? No.
I will give you props for having your own unique and ground-breaking promo style though. You pull that shit off pretty well, but the others that have been biting your style lately such as Shawn Stevens and Kailus Holmes need to stick to their own methods and not copy yours. I attempted to listen to Kailus ramble on earlier and I had to cut that shit off before I was forced to kill myself. At least sound normal and can speak clearly. Your insulting itself needs a bit of work, but your overall presentation is commendable.
Anyways…
Oh, hey, guess what? I actually have a pin fall victory over Flying Diamond Cutter Man. I just thought I’d throw that out there seeing as you questioned who exactly I’ve beaten here in POW. Yeah, that’s right, I beat our very own World Champion. Didn’t you lose to him, Bitch? Ah, that’s right, you did. Next time do some f**king research before you question who I’ve beaten and try to discredit my success. Face it, Bitch, the victories I’ve racked up have been much more impressive than yours.
Oh, wait, did you lose to FDCM on purpose in some sort of “swerve” too?
Nice excuse for losing to Shawn -- a “swerve”. Whether it was a swerve or not, you come off as pathetic either way. If it really wasn’t a swerve and that’s just your excuse for losing then that means Shawn Stevens beat you fair and square for the Heavyweight Title. Losing a title match the caliber of that is pretty sad. And if you really did plan to lose to him? That just proves you’re his bitch. I don’t see why you’re so proud of “swerving” everyone. The only person that should actually be happy about this swerve is Shawn Stevens because he actually got something out of the deal.
What the f**k did you get?
Hell, what the f**k have you even done within your tenure in POW? You’ve been here for months and you’ve accomplished… absolutely nothing actually. The only title shot you’ve had you decided to f**king waste. All of the big matches against top-quality talent you lost. The only thing you’ve proven throughout these past couple of months is how much of a joke you really are.
For such a “world class athlete” and “main event star” you’re quite the underachiever. If by some miracle you do actually walk away with the Television Title this Friday, what the f**k are you actually going to do with it? Seeing as you’re out of here after Legendaria, you’re going to abandon the title and force it to lose all of the credibility I’ve worked hard to give this title for the past four or so months. I’m not going to allow my hard work and dedication go to waste. This title is remaining where it rightfully belongs, and that’s in MY possession.
Besides Shawn’s Midwestern Heavyweight Title, my TV Championship is probably the next most prestigious title in line. I’ve defended it more times than any other champion has defended their title, and if I get through Bitch Morrison this week I have yet ANOTHER defense next week at Legendaria against Eddie Jones. That will make three title defenses in three consecutive weeks -- what other champion can honestly say they’ve done such a thing? I’m the definition of a fighting champion.
Bitch, be sure to bring that knife to the ring to “stab” me with because that’s the only f**king way you’ll bring me down.
How about you proclaim that you’ll shoot me in the face next? Or how about drenching me in fuel and lighting me on fire? Maybe chaining me to an anchor and throwing me in an ocean? Hang me, perhaps? Hell, why don’t you call up the US Army and have them come down to the ring with you to take me out?
I find it funny how you can claim to be better than me yet you need the assistance of weapons to take me out. Let’s take last week for example. How did you knock me out? You used a steel chair… and you attacked me with it from behind at that. Now this week you want to stab me? Damn dude, you’re a f**king punk. POW is going to be great without your pansy ass around.
I love how you think I’m jealous of you, Bitch. What the hell is there to be jealous about? My POW career has obviously gone better than yours has and I’m STILL going strong while your POW career is on life support and about to meet its demise.
Adios, mother f**ker. Good riddance to your garbage ass.
This Friday, Bitch Morrison, if fear doesn’t stop you THEN I WILL!
You just don’t know when to give up do you, Bitch Morrison? You should’ve quit while you were behind a long time ago, yet you have decided to continue running your mouth towards somebody who is CLEARLY capable of breaking you into f**king two!
I don’t see why you think it’s necessary to keep wasting your own time and breath spewing out some ridiculous garbage nobody will actually believe. Well, maybe you really do believe everything you say in that thick head of yours, but that just proves your blatant idiocy.
I can run circles around you, Bitch Morrison. No matter the game we’re playing, I will always garner that ‘flawless victory’ over you. I out talk you, I can out think you, and I can out wrestle you. Wait, let me rephrase that: I can out fight you. I’m not a wrestler, I’m a fighter. I don’t care about how many leg locks and other various submission maneuvers I can apply on you, nor do I care about doing gymnastic flips from the top rope. What I do is fight for the win, and I will do whatever is necessary to garner that victory by hook or by crook.
I may not be flashy or exciting; I may not be innovative or revolutionary. I don’t do things simply to impress my peers or the fans. My style can be considered to that of the San Antonio Spurs of the NBA. We stick to the fundamentals and do what is necessary to win. You can have your glitz and glamour and we’ll take our rightful spots at the top as champions. If a method works for you then why change it? I fight the same way inside the ring that I did all those years on the street and it’s working for me. I’m not changing my triumphant ways just to fit in to the mold of a regular wrestler.
I know I chastised you for liking to talk, Bitch. I know I might’ve came off as some sort of hypocrite because I like to do the same thing; however, there is a difference between the two of us, Bitch. You talk on aimlessly just for your own amusement. Your words hold no real weight. As I’ve tried to explain to you before, all you do is bitch, moan, and complain. In true Bitch Morrison form, you took the elementary approach and tried to flip the script on me and accuse me of the same shit I said about you. So, now I’m the one that bitches, moans, and complains? Wrong. I don’t see how spreading the truth around is bitch or complaining. If I’ve been bitching, then could you supply me with an example of what exactly I’ve been bitching about? Bitch, next time you try and insult me make sure you think it through first and make sure it actually makes sense okay?
I think the only insults you are able to come up with consist of you reusing the same material others use on you. For example, I indicate that you and Shawn Stevens just might be closet homosexuals and what do you do? You say the same about me. Nice one. Luckily, I had facts to base my beliefs off of. Where is your evidence? You don’t prove any point you attempt to make. You say things just for the sake of actually saying them.
If you’re not stealing the insults I used on you and trying to use them back on me, the only other insulting thing you can come up with is my use of curse words. Yeah, I like to curse a lot: so f**king what? What the f**k is your bitch ass going to do about it? Not a damn thing. If you try and step to me I’ll rip your f**king arms off and use them to beat the ever-loving shit out of you, Bitch. How’s that for cursing, mother f**ker? You keep whining about it and I’ll keep doing it more and more.
Dumb ass Shawn Stevens dick rider.
Even with my over usage of explicit language I STILL sound more intelligent than you ever will. Before you try and insult MY intelligence make sure you actually know what you’re talking about. Let me just take this opportunity to inform you that “frutation” IS NOT a word you God damn moron. I believe the word you were looking for was “fruition”. Who’s the retard now?
As for your absurd declarations, at least I can back my claims up with some sort of evidence or proof, and if that’s not enough then I just make sure I back everything I say up when I step inside that ring. Either way, I’ll make what I say become a reality one way or another.
But not you.
How the f**k are you going to back up your claims, Bitch? Your claims consist of false proclamations such as how you’re going to beat me this Friday and become the next Television Champion. Bitch, I’m sorry but I can’t take those idle threats seriously. I heard that same exact shit last week come out of Scott Lanegan’s mouth, and what happened with that? I wiped the f**king floor with him and did exactly what I said I was going to do. The guys who challenged me before Scott said the same shit as well.
If those guys couldn’t live up to their own hype, then what makes you any different?
I don’t care if you’re the Undisputed King of Wrestling or anything else you claim to be. I don’t care if people stop you in the streets asking for autographs. You’ve been doing this shit longer than I have so I’d expect you to be more known throughout the world than I am. Does that make you better than me inside the ring though? No.
I will give you props for having your own unique and ground-breaking promo style though. You pull that shit off pretty well, but the others that have been biting your style lately such as Shawn Stevens and Kailus Holmes need to stick to their own methods and not copy yours. I attempted to listen to Kailus ramble on earlier and I had to cut that shit off before I was forced to kill myself. At least sound normal and can speak clearly. Your insulting itself needs a bit of work, but your overall presentation is commendable.
Anyways…
Oh, hey, guess what? I actually have a pin fall victory over Flying Diamond Cutter Man. I just thought I’d throw that out there seeing as you questioned who exactly I’ve beaten here in POW. Yeah, that’s right, I beat our very own World Champion. Didn’t you lose to him, Bitch? Ah, that’s right, you did. Next time do some f**king research before you question who I’ve beaten and try to discredit my success. Face it, Bitch, the victories I’ve racked up have been much more impressive than yours.
Oh, wait, did you lose to FDCM on purpose in some sort of “swerve” too?
Nice excuse for losing to Shawn -- a “swerve”. Whether it was a swerve or not, you come off as pathetic either way. If it really wasn’t a swerve and that’s just your excuse for losing then that means Shawn Stevens beat you fair and square for the Heavyweight Title. Losing a title match the caliber of that is pretty sad. And if you really did plan to lose to him? That just proves you’re his bitch. I don’t see why you’re so proud of “swerving” everyone. The only person that should actually be happy about this swerve is Shawn Stevens because he actually got something out of the deal.
What the f**k did you get?
Hell, what the f**k have you even done within your tenure in POW? You’ve been here for months and you’ve accomplished… absolutely nothing actually. The only title shot you’ve had you decided to f**king waste. All of the big matches against top-quality talent you lost. The only thing you’ve proven throughout these past couple of months is how much of a joke you really are.
For such a “world class athlete” and “main event star” you’re quite the underachiever. If by some miracle you do actually walk away with the Television Title this Friday, what the f**k are you actually going to do with it? Seeing as you’re out of here after Legendaria, you’re going to abandon the title and force it to lose all of the credibility I’ve worked hard to give this title for the past four or so months. I’m not going to allow my hard work and dedication go to waste. This title is remaining where it rightfully belongs, and that’s in MY possession.
Besides Shawn’s Midwestern Heavyweight Title, my TV Championship is probably the next most prestigious title in line. I’ve defended it more times than any other champion has defended their title, and if I get through Bitch Morrison this week I have yet ANOTHER defense next week at Legendaria against Eddie Jones. That will make three title defenses in three consecutive weeks -- what other champion can honestly say they’ve done such a thing? I’m the definition of a fighting champion.
Bitch, be sure to bring that knife to the ring to “stab” me with because that’s the only f**king way you’ll bring me down.
How about you proclaim that you’ll shoot me in the face next? Or how about drenching me in fuel and lighting me on fire? Maybe chaining me to an anchor and throwing me in an ocean? Hang me, perhaps? Hell, why don’t you call up the US Army and have them come down to the ring with you to take me out?
I find it funny how you can claim to be better than me yet you need the assistance of weapons to take me out. Let’s take last week for example. How did you knock me out? You used a steel chair… and you attacked me with it from behind at that. Now this week you want to stab me? Damn dude, you’re a f**king punk. POW is going to be great without your pansy ass around.
I love how you think I’m jealous of you, Bitch. What the hell is there to be jealous about? My POW career has obviously gone better than yours has and I’m STILL going strong while your POW career is on life support and about to meet its demise.
Adios, mother f**ker. Good riddance to your garbage ass.
This Friday, Bitch Morrison, if fear doesn’t stop you THEN I WILL!