Post by thewobert on Aug 14, 2007 11:32:37 GMT -6
The scene opens with both Buddy Love and Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget, sitting in front of Buddy’s Winnebago. They sit next to each other in matching pink lawn chairs, smoking cigars and drinking wine coolers. Water trickles out of a garden hose in Buddy’s hand. They both stare ahead intently. They eyes are squinted and you can tell they are fully interesting in what they are staring at. Buddy gives a look as if he is in deep thought, while Big Norm stares on with a big grin.
“More water?” Buddy asks and ends his trance.
“Hell yeah sucka!” Big Norm shouts and takes a puff on his cigar.
Buddy’s thumb goes over the end of the hose and causes it to turn into a stream of water. He holds up the hose and the stream of water jets ahead. The water falls onto the bouncing breasts of a young college cheerleader. She giggles and squirms in the cool water. Buddy’s and Big Norm’s eyes widen at the sight of your white t-shirt becoming more and more transparent. Across the parking lot and well around the corner, hundreds of women of all variety standing waiting in white t-shirts, hoping to represent Buddy Love at the prematch wet t-shirt contest before Buddy’s and John Anthony’s championship match.
“Well Mr. Love, long time no see………” Stephie Campbell greets Buddy as she walks up on the two men.
“Miss Campbell! What lovely surprise!” Budd jumps out of his chair and hugs Ms. Campbell.
“It’s good to see you Buddy…….. How are things?” Ms. Campbell asks.
“Things are pretty good…… Had a weird night last night……” Buddy groans, and even shivers in disgust.
“Damn right sucka!” Big Norm groans, also shivering.
“Oh really? What happened?” Ms. Campbell ponders intrigued.
“Don’t ask………..” Buddy barely states. “So what can I do for you Ms. Campbell?”
“I was wondering if I can get an interview for your championship match with John Anthony.” Ms. Campbell declares.
“I’m all yours……… in more ways than one…….. he he he……” Buddy laughs. “Big Norm, take over!”
“What do you think I am doing sucka?” Big Norm barks as he sprays another young girl.
“Well Buddy, how do you feel about going up against the Heavyweight Champion John Anthony for the biggest title in POW: NE?” Ms. Campbell asks and holds up her tape recorder to Buddy.
“Well darling, it is going to be an honor to go up against the champ for his title. I was shocked I came out on top at Red, White, and Bruised with the Mid-Atlantic title. That same night, John Anthony won the Heavyweight Title from Zevon. At Ocean City Slam, we both were victorious in our first title defenses. At Legendaria, It’s champ against champ. John Anthony is a cool cat, and the fans love him. It’s going to be a win-win for the fans. Two champions toe-to-toe in the ring gives me shivers. Whoever wins doesn’t matter. Anthony has everything you lose, and you know he’s going to bring it. I have nothing to lose and everything to gain, so you know I’m going to bring it. It’s going to be a hell of a contest, and may the best man win.” Buddy answers.
“Looks like you respect the champ.” Ms. Campbell comments.
“You gotta give him respect. He’s the champ, he’s a ladies man, and he’s a good guy. This isn’t a bad guy versus as good guy fight at Legendaria, far from it. It’s a match between to respectful fighters. It’s going to be a classic in my mind.” Buddy states.
“So what’s with this line of girls today?” Ms. Campbell asks as she looks on at the long line of women.
“Well, John Anthony came up with the idea of having a wet t-shirt contest before our match. I think it’s a great idea because it shows we are both going to have fun. I need to find two lovely ladies to represent me in the contest…….Oh, excuse me…… I need one more…..” Buddy corrects himself as Jenna Haze steps out of his Winnebago.
“Good morning hun……” Jenna says with a smile and kisses Buddy’s neck.
“Miss Campbell, I’m sure you remember Jenna Haze from Over in Dover.” Buddy hums.
“I sure do…” Ms. Campbell replies. “So Buddy, one of these girls will be the other girl you pick?”
“Well I-” Buddy starts.
“Hey sucka! You gotta see this girl!” Big Norm cuts in and sprays the hose about.
“Ah!” Ms. Campbell screams as Big Norm accidentally sprays her.
“Whoops!” Big Norm stutters out.
“Look at me……… I’m soaking wet!” Ms. Campbell barks.
“Oh, I’m looking alright……..” Buddy says in a trance as he stares at Ms. Campbell.
“No….no….no bra…….” Big Norm stutters also entranced.
“Oh god!” Ms. Campbell gasps and starts to run away.
“I think I just found my other lovely lady to represent me……..” Buddy says, still entranced.
“Oh yeah……. Sucka………” Big Norm agrees.
“More water?” Buddy asks and ends his trance.
“Hell yeah sucka!” Big Norm shouts and takes a puff on his cigar.
Buddy’s thumb goes over the end of the hose and causes it to turn into a stream of water. He holds up the hose and the stream of water jets ahead. The water falls onto the bouncing breasts of a young college cheerleader. She giggles and squirms in the cool water. Buddy’s and Big Norm’s eyes widen at the sight of your white t-shirt becoming more and more transparent. Across the parking lot and well around the corner, hundreds of women of all variety standing waiting in white t-shirts, hoping to represent Buddy Love at the prematch wet t-shirt contest before Buddy’s and John Anthony’s championship match.
“Well Mr. Love, long time no see………” Stephie Campbell greets Buddy as she walks up on the two men.
“Miss Campbell! What lovely surprise!” Budd jumps out of his chair and hugs Ms. Campbell.
“It’s good to see you Buddy…….. How are things?” Ms. Campbell asks.
“Things are pretty good…… Had a weird night last night……” Buddy groans, and even shivers in disgust.
“Damn right sucka!” Big Norm groans, also shivering.
“Oh really? What happened?” Ms. Campbell ponders intrigued.
“Don’t ask………..” Buddy barely states. “So what can I do for you Ms. Campbell?”
“I was wondering if I can get an interview for your championship match with John Anthony.” Ms. Campbell declares.
“I’m all yours……… in more ways than one…….. he he he……” Buddy laughs. “Big Norm, take over!”
“What do you think I am doing sucka?” Big Norm barks as he sprays another young girl.
“Well Buddy, how do you feel about going up against the Heavyweight Champion John Anthony for the biggest title in POW: NE?” Ms. Campbell asks and holds up her tape recorder to Buddy.
“Well darling, it is going to be an honor to go up against the champ for his title. I was shocked I came out on top at Red, White, and Bruised with the Mid-Atlantic title. That same night, John Anthony won the Heavyweight Title from Zevon. At Ocean City Slam, we both were victorious in our first title defenses. At Legendaria, It’s champ against champ. John Anthony is a cool cat, and the fans love him. It’s going to be a win-win for the fans. Two champions toe-to-toe in the ring gives me shivers. Whoever wins doesn’t matter. Anthony has everything you lose, and you know he’s going to bring it. I have nothing to lose and everything to gain, so you know I’m going to bring it. It’s going to be a hell of a contest, and may the best man win.” Buddy answers.
“Looks like you respect the champ.” Ms. Campbell comments.
“You gotta give him respect. He’s the champ, he’s a ladies man, and he’s a good guy. This isn’t a bad guy versus as good guy fight at Legendaria, far from it. It’s a match between to respectful fighters. It’s going to be a classic in my mind.” Buddy states.
“So what’s with this line of girls today?” Ms. Campbell asks as she looks on at the long line of women.
“Well, John Anthony came up with the idea of having a wet t-shirt contest before our match. I think it’s a great idea because it shows we are both going to have fun. I need to find two lovely ladies to represent me in the contest…….Oh, excuse me…… I need one more…..” Buddy corrects himself as Jenna Haze steps out of his Winnebago.
“Good morning hun……” Jenna says with a smile and kisses Buddy’s neck.
“Miss Campbell, I’m sure you remember Jenna Haze from Over in Dover.” Buddy hums.
“I sure do…” Ms. Campbell replies. “So Buddy, one of these girls will be the other girl you pick?”
“Well I-” Buddy starts.
“Hey sucka! You gotta see this girl!” Big Norm cuts in and sprays the hose about.
“Ah!” Ms. Campbell screams as Big Norm accidentally sprays her.
“Whoops!” Big Norm stutters out.
“Look at me……… I’m soaking wet!” Ms. Campbell barks.
“Oh, I’m looking alright……..” Buddy says in a trance as he stares at Ms. Campbell.
“No….no….no bra…….” Big Norm stutters also entranced.
“Oh god!” Ms. Campbell gasps and starts to run away.
“I think I just found my other lovely lady to represent me……..” Buddy says, still entranced.
“Oh yeah……. Sucka………” Big Norm agrees.