Post by heyjackkerouac on Aug 14, 2007 22:37:40 GMT -6
Eddie and Kevin are sitting on the couch in their little apartment, in front of them is a backgammon board. Currently, Eddie is dominating Kevin. Kevin has four pieces in the middle and Eddie’s pieces are all in his little end. Eddie rolls and gets double 5s.[/color]
Kevin: You suck Eddie.
Eddie: And…?
Kevin: Just thought you should know.
Eddie: Whatever.
Eddie moves four pieces and has only three left on the third space from the box. Kevin rolls and gets double 3s.[/color]
Kevin: SON OF A MOTHERf**kIN BITCH!!!
Eddie: Ahh, don’t you love how the dice fall.
Kevin: Shut it, bitch. Just roll.
Eddie proceeds to roll double 3s.
Kevin: DAMN MOTHERf**kING BITCH-EATING WHORE!!!!!
Eddie proceeds to move all his remaining pieces into his box and wins the game.
Eddie: That makes it three to nothing me. Wanna play again?
Kevin: NO! f**k you.
Eddie: Don’t be so harsh Kev. It’s just a game.
Kevin: Oh yeah? Is that what you say when you go to work every week? Wrestling’s just a game, now isn’t it?
Eddie: Hey, calm down man. Chill. It might be a sport but it’s how I earn money. More than can be said about you.
Kevin: Huh?
Eddie: Money Kev, money. Ever think about getting a job while you’re out here in Kansas City?
Kevin: Yeah, kind of. I’ve looked into McDonald’s lately.
Eddie: Well, that’s a start.
Kevin: Yeah.
Eddie: In the meantime, I got us a job to tide us over.
Kevin: Huh?
Eddie: We’re going to paint.
Kevin: Paint!? Like what? A picture?
Eddie: No, a house dumbass.
Kevin: WHAT!?
Eddie: Chill out, we’re getting paid 700 bucks.
Kevin: Dammit Eddie, why you gotta sign me up for shit like this?
Eddie: Why not?
Kevin: Cause I hate it when you don’t clue me in. And why are you doing this? You’re lazy as all hell.
Eddie: Money does weird shit to me.
Kevin: Whatever. Shouldn’t you be worrying about your AAA match?
Eddie: Eh, maybe.
Kevin: It’s a big opportunity man.
Eddie: Yeah, I know. But I’ll worry about it later. We start painting tonight.
Kevin: Shit…
Kevin: You suck Eddie.
Eddie: And…?
Kevin: Just thought you should know.
Eddie: Whatever.
Eddie moves four pieces and has only three left on the third space from the box. Kevin rolls and gets double 3s.[/color]
Kevin: SON OF A MOTHERf**kIN BITCH!!!
Eddie: Ahh, don’t you love how the dice fall.
Kevin: Shut it, bitch. Just roll.
Eddie proceeds to roll double 3s.
Kevin: DAMN MOTHERf**kING BITCH-EATING WHORE!!!!!
Eddie proceeds to move all his remaining pieces into his box and wins the game.
Eddie: That makes it three to nothing me. Wanna play again?
Kevin: NO! f**k you.
Eddie: Don’t be so harsh Kev. It’s just a game.
Kevin: Oh yeah? Is that what you say when you go to work every week? Wrestling’s just a game, now isn’t it?
Eddie: Hey, calm down man. Chill. It might be a sport but it’s how I earn money. More than can be said about you.
Kevin: Huh?
Eddie: Money Kev, money. Ever think about getting a job while you’re out here in Kansas City?
Kevin: Yeah, kind of. I’ve looked into McDonald’s lately.
Eddie: Well, that’s a start.
Kevin: Yeah.
Eddie: In the meantime, I got us a job to tide us over.
Kevin: Huh?
Eddie: We’re going to paint.
Kevin: Paint!? Like what? A picture?
Eddie: No, a house dumbass.
Kevin: WHAT!?
Eddie: Chill out, we’re getting paid 700 bucks.
Kevin: Dammit Eddie, why you gotta sign me up for shit like this?
Eddie: Why not?
Kevin: Cause I hate it when you don’t clue me in. And why are you doing this? You’re lazy as all hell.
Eddie: Money does weird shit to me.
Kevin: Whatever. Shouldn’t you be worrying about your AAA match?
Eddie: Eh, maybe.
Kevin: It’s a big opportunity man.
Eddie: Yeah, I know. But I’ll worry about it later. We start painting tonight.
Kevin: Shit…