Post by mountaindewguy on Aug 15, 2007 20:46:29 GMT -6
::scene opens up inside the talent locker room, Calvin is seated in front of his locker and is lacing up his boots, his mother stands behind him brushing his hair as workers walk by her eyeing the strange scene, the camera pans around and it catches many video game posters and anime character wall scrolls hanging in and around Calvin's locker, and as the camera continues to pan, it's quite obvious that Calvin is the only wrestler that bothers with decorating his changing area, Mrs. Bando finishes up and puts the brush away before handing Calvin a paper plate with mac and cheese and hot dogs on it, he takes it and begins devouring the food as his Mom begins collecting his street clothes and game boy games and stuffing them back into his duffel bag after folding them carefully, Bando finishes the plate of food in minimal time before pulling a two liter of Mountain Dew seemingly out of nowhere and taking a huge swig of it::
Calvin: Legendaria...wow, this is a big deal! The biggest night of the POW year, and I'm set to make my debut right here in Des Moines. I'm a long way from home, and i've never been away from Marion before! And of all the opponents they could have chosen for me. They picked the one guy that i'm more prepared to face than any other. Now don't get me wrong, I don't know anything about Jason Resurrection. But let me tell you, of all the things in the world, aside from Mountain Dew that is, zombies are my absolute favorites. I mean they're just so damn cool!
Mom: Calvin, watch your mouth.
Calvin: Woops sorry ma. As I said, I love Zombies. And Jason Resurrection certainly qualifies as one right. I mean he died once, and now he's back up and walking around, sounds like what a zombie would put on his resume to me. Which would lead to the obvious question, just how the heck do you hurt a zombie? Well, I can't reveal all of my strategies and secrets right here on camera. You'll see my brilliant plan come into play during the match itself. But let me just say that I polished off all of the Resident Evil games before making the flight out here, even Gaiden for Game Boy, and nobody's beaten that game 'cept for me. That's right I beat every last one of 'em. Then I went old school and dominated Zombies Ate My Neighbors, one and two. If a little classic zombie action from the SNES won't prepare me for a battle with a zombie, then nothing will. But just to make sure I had all the zombie bases covered, I read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks fourteen times! Needless to say it's been a busy week. But hell, I don't get much sleep anyway.
::Calvin's familiar eye twitch is put on display briefly::
Calvin: Heck, since my accident all those years ago, I can't remember a night where I got more than two hours of shut eye, I just don't need it anymore. And that goes for this match as well. The bags under my eyes aren't a sign of exhaustion Jason, they're a sign of preparation. That's right, preparation. The biggest stage in POW, and Jason Resurrection has no chance of ruining my coming out party, cuz their ain't a guy who knows his opponent as well as I do here tonight. And when it's all said and done, the Mountain Dew is gonna be flowing as we celebrate the first of many great nights here with POW. Right Momma?
Mom: That's right Cal, but don't use ain't, it ain't a word!
Calvin: Sorry Ma...
::Calvin takes another huge swig of his Mountain Dew before stuffing a hostess cupcake in his mouth and getting to his feet, with a full mouth he gives his mom a peck on the cheek leaving a bit of chocolate on her face as he exits the locker room and the scene fades::
Calvin: Legendaria...wow, this is a big deal! The biggest night of the POW year, and I'm set to make my debut right here in Des Moines. I'm a long way from home, and i've never been away from Marion before! And of all the opponents they could have chosen for me. They picked the one guy that i'm more prepared to face than any other. Now don't get me wrong, I don't know anything about Jason Resurrection. But let me tell you, of all the things in the world, aside from Mountain Dew that is, zombies are my absolute favorites. I mean they're just so damn cool!
Mom: Calvin, watch your mouth.
Calvin: Woops sorry ma. As I said, I love Zombies. And Jason Resurrection certainly qualifies as one right. I mean he died once, and now he's back up and walking around, sounds like what a zombie would put on his resume to me. Which would lead to the obvious question, just how the heck do you hurt a zombie? Well, I can't reveal all of my strategies and secrets right here on camera. You'll see my brilliant plan come into play during the match itself. But let me just say that I polished off all of the Resident Evil games before making the flight out here, even Gaiden for Game Boy, and nobody's beaten that game 'cept for me. That's right I beat every last one of 'em. Then I went old school and dominated Zombies Ate My Neighbors, one and two. If a little classic zombie action from the SNES won't prepare me for a battle with a zombie, then nothing will. But just to make sure I had all the zombie bases covered, I read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks fourteen times! Needless to say it's been a busy week. But hell, I don't get much sleep anyway.
::Calvin's familiar eye twitch is put on display briefly::
Calvin: Heck, since my accident all those years ago, I can't remember a night where I got more than two hours of shut eye, I just don't need it anymore. And that goes for this match as well. The bags under my eyes aren't a sign of exhaustion Jason, they're a sign of preparation. That's right, preparation. The biggest stage in POW, and Jason Resurrection has no chance of ruining my coming out party, cuz their ain't a guy who knows his opponent as well as I do here tonight. And when it's all said and done, the Mountain Dew is gonna be flowing as we celebrate the first of many great nights here with POW. Right Momma?
Mom: That's right Cal, but don't use ain't, it ain't a word!
Calvin: Sorry Ma...
::Calvin takes another huge swig of his Mountain Dew before stuffing a hostess cupcake in his mouth and getting to his feet, with a full mouth he gives his mom a peck on the cheek leaving a bit of chocolate on her face as he exits the locker room and the scene fades::