Post by thewobert on Aug 15, 2007 11:50:14 GMT -6
The scene opens inside a high school football stadium. The sun is shining bright without a cloud in the sky. It is a mild day in Des Moines, Iowa. It’s the perfect day for any sporting event. Buddy Love steps into view in a tie-dye basketball jersey and matching shorts. He is all grins as the gives the “Buddy Jesus” look for the camera.
“What’s up dudes? I’m Buddy Love, and we are live, right here, in Des Moines Iowa!” Buddy shouts into the camera and gives a thumbs up.
“This Friday, I take on John Anthony for the Heavyweight Championship of POW: NE. It could be my last match in the United States, and I am sure it will be my last DVD taping in the states before we move to England for POW: Great Britain. This Friday, I will go all out against the champ. It is going to be a hell of a skeptical. John Anthony is the popular champion that is like me. He is all about giving the fans the show they deserve. Since this is our last DVD taping, I and he are going to go all out for you paying fans, because you deserve to see our best.” Buddy declares and points to the camera.
“John Anthony feels I haven’t been training, and feels I’m just a push over. He thinks I’m just a wine-cooler drinking, womanizing, hippie that lives in a Winnebago and is a disgrace to professional wrestling……… He’s right!” Buddy says with a big smile and gives the “Buddy Jesus” look.
“I love my wine-coolers, I love women, I love the free lifestyle I am able to live, and I love giving my best for the fans in the ring. Just because I didn’t go through special schools or associations for training doesn’t make me any less of a wrestler. Anthony is deeply embedded in sports because he is a hell of an athlete and knows the players better than they know themselves. But what John Anthony doesn’t know, I am a hell of an athlete also!” Buddy states and flexes for the camera.
“Everybody knows I was a hell of a boxer…..” Buddy says as a clip of Buddy fighting a boxer plays.
“I am a hell of a football player.” Buddy states as another clip plays.
The clips shows Buddy in a colorful football uniform. He pumps the football in his arm and unleashes a pass. The football flies through the air in a perfect spiral. The football glides down and a leaping Buddy makes a Sportscenter worthy catch. Buddy high-steps into the endzone and spikes the ball. Buddy shouts and dances in the endzone.
“Touchdown baby!!!!!!!!!! I am a hell of a baseball player.” Buddy says as the next clip plays.
The clip starts with Buddy atop the pitchers’ mound in a colorful baseball uniform. Buddy stares at the camera and fondles with the ball in his glove. He nods his head, happy with the pitch he wants and starts his wind up. He lifts his leg and unleashes a speeding fastball to the plate. The camera swings around to Buddy standing at the plate in his batting stance. He swings his pink bat and connects with the ball. He crushes it and sends the ball deep. The ball flies through the air and looks like it is a home run. But suddenly, Buddy climbs the wall and makes a circus style catch, keeping the homer in the ballpark.
“Damn that was a hell of a catch! I am a hell of a hockey player.” Buddy shouts as the next clips plays.
The scene opens with Buddy skating across the ice rink. The glides across the ice and moves the puck back and forth in front of him. He ducks under a player trying to deliver a hard check and winds up the shot. He slaps the puck and fires it towards the goal. The camera panes to the goalie sliding in front of the goal and makes a hell of a glove save. The goalie drops the puck to the ice and takes off his mask, unveiling a smiling Buddy.
“What a save! I’m a hell of a soccer player as well.” Buddy declares as the next clip comes on the screen.
The clip opens with Buddy dribbling the ball across the grass field. He kicks the ball up in front of him and keeps the ball bouncing with his knees. He kicks it in front of him a bit and pulls his leg back. He boots the ball into the air toward the goal. The ball sails toward a corner of the goal but suddenly Buddy comes leaping in to grab the ball in mid air. He crashes onto the grass on his stomach, and completes the save.
“Now Mr. Anthony, you may feel like when you step into the ring, you can push me around…….” Buddy starts as he joggles a golf ball with a nine-iron golf club.
“You may think you can wipe the floor with me like a mop….” Buddy continues and hits the golf ball with the club, right into the hole a few hundred yards away.
“You may think that you can use your kick boxing, your speed, your agility, your power and your smarts to beat me…….” Buddy continues as he hits a tennis ball up and down with a tennis racket, until he serves up the ball right past another player on the other side of the net.
“But Mr. Anthony, when we step into that ring, we are two gladiators looking to fight for our fans pleasure….” Buddy continues as he grabs a bowling ball and throws it down the lane and picks up the seven-ten split.
“And this Friday, its going to be a hell of a match between you and me………” Buddy says as he picks up a basketball and throws it over his shoulder.
“So Mr. Anthony, let’s get it on, and to my loving fans, its going to be worth every penny…..” Buddy says as he steps off, right as the basketball swishes through the hoop.
“What’s up dudes? I’m Buddy Love, and we are live, right here, in Des Moines Iowa!” Buddy shouts into the camera and gives a thumbs up.
“This Friday, I take on John Anthony for the Heavyweight Championship of POW: NE. It could be my last match in the United States, and I am sure it will be my last DVD taping in the states before we move to England for POW: Great Britain. This Friday, I will go all out against the champ. It is going to be a hell of a skeptical. John Anthony is the popular champion that is like me. He is all about giving the fans the show they deserve. Since this is our last DVD taping, I and he are going to go all out for you paying fans, because you deserve to see our best.” Buddy declares and points to the camera.
“John Anthony feels I haven’t been training, and feels I’m just a push over. He thinks I’m just a wine-cooler drinking, womanizing, hippie that lives in a Winnebago and is a disgrace to professional wrestling……… He’s right!” Buddy says with a big smile and gives the “Buddy Jesus” look.
“I love my wine-coolers, I love women, I love the free lifestyle I am able to live, and I love giving my best for the fans in the ring. Just because I didn’t go through special schools or associations for training doesn’t make me any less of a wrestler. Anthony is deeply embedded in sports because he is a hell of an athlete and knows the players better than they know themselves. But what John Anthony doesn’t know, I am a hell of an athlete also!” Buddy states and flexes for the camera.
“Everybody knows I was a hell of a boxer…..” Buddy says as a clip of Buddy fighting a boxer plays.
“I am a hell of a football player.” Buddy states as another clip plays.
The clips shows Buddy in a colorful football uniform. He pumps the football in his arm and unleashes a pass. The football flies through the air in a perfect spiral. The football glides down and a leaping Buddy makes a Sportscenter worthy catch. Buddy high-steps into the endzone and spikes the ball. Buddy shouts and dances in the endzone.
“Touchdown baby!!!!!!!!!! I am a hell of a baseball player.” Buddy says as the next clip plays.
The clip starts with Buddy atop the pitchers’ mound in a colorful baseball uniform. Buddy stares at the camera and fondles with the ball in his glove. He nods his head, happy with the pitch he wants and starts his wind up. He lifts his leg and unleashes a speeding fastball to the plate. The camera swings around to Buddy standing at the plate in his batting stance. He swings his pink bat and connects with the ball. He crushes it and sends the ball deep. The ball flies through the air and looks like it is a home run. But suddenly, Buddy climbs the wall and makes a circus style catch, keeping the homer in the ballpark.
“Damn that was a hell of a catch! I am a hell of a hockey player.” Buddy shouts as the next clips plays.
The scene opens with Buddy skating across the ice rink. The glides across the ice and moves the puck back and forth in front of him. He ducks under a player trying to deliver a hard check and winds up the shot. He slaps the puck and fires it towards the goal. The camera panes to the goalie sliding in front of the goal and makes a hell of a glove save. The goalie drops the puck to the ice and takes off his mask, unveiling a smiling Buddy.
“What a save! I’m a hell of a soccer player as well.” Buddy declares as the next clip comes on the screen.
The clip opens with Buddy dribbling the ball across the grass field. He kicks the ball up in front of him and keeps the ball bouncing with his knees. He kicks it in front of him a bit and pulls his leg back. He boots the ball into the air toward the goal. The ball sails toward a corner of the goal but suddenly Buddy comes leaping in to grab the ball in mid air. He crashes onto the grass on his stomach, and completes the save.
“Now Mr. Anthony, you may feel like when you step into the ring, you can push me around…….” Buddy starts as he joggles a golf ball with a nine-iron golf club.
“You may think you can wipe the floor with me like a mop….” Buddy continues and hits the golf ball with the club, right into the hole a few hundred yards away.
“You may think that you can use your kick boxing, your speed, your agility, your power and your smarts to beat me…….” Buddy continues as he hits a tennis ball up and down with a tennis racket, until he serves up the ball right past another player on the other side of the net.
“But Mr. Anthony, when we step into that ring, we are two gladiators looking to fight for our fans pleasure….” Buddy continues as he grabs a bowling ball and throws it down the lane and picks up the seven-ten split.
“And this Friday, its going to be a hell of a match between you and me………” Buddy says as he picks up a basketball and throws it over his shoulder.
“So Mr. Anthony, let’s get it on, and to my loving fans, its going to be worth every penny…..” Buddy says as he steps off, right as the basketball swishes through the hoop.