Post by night on Aug 14, 2007 21:44:42 GMT -6
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FINAL CUT PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU...
A Miscarriage of Justice
WELCOME TO NIGHTTIME TV!!!
TODAY WE CONTINUE OUR NEVER ENDING JOURNEY WITH OUR "HERO OF WRESTLING" AND "THE KING OF THE SCENE", NIGHT!!
LEGENDARIA IS SOON APPROACHING AND OUR HERO IS PIT AGAINST 7 OTHER MEN FOR HIS AAA MEDALLION THAT HE NEVER LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. TO SAY A CRIME HAS TAKEN PLACE HERE WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
ACTION!!!
FINAL CUT PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU...
A Miscarriage of Justice
WELCOME TO NIGHTTIME TV!!!
TODAY WE CONTINUE OUR NEVER ENDING JOURNEY WITH OUR "HERO OF WRESTLING" AND "THE KING OF THE SCENE", NIGHT!!
LEGENDARIA IS SOON APPROACHING AND OUR HERO IS PIT AGAINST 7 OTHER MEN FOR HIS AAA MEDALLION THAT HE NEVER LOST IN THE FIRST PLACE. TO SAY A CRIME HAS TAKEN PLACE HERE WOULD BE AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
ACTION!!!
**The scene starts in the actors studio in Night's den of his house in New York. On the stage are 7 stools and through the door of the Den enter 7 actors that are playing the parts of Night's opponents at Legendaria. They all take a seat on each stool and in through the door comes your hero, Night. Canned applause is heard as he smiles and winks at the camera. He walks over to the stage with a microphone in his hand.**
Night: Hello fans, I'm your host for the evening Night. In front of us we have an array of superstars that are competing for my AAA medallion at Legendaria. Tonight I will let them introduce themselves to you. Then tomorrow I will have special interviews but tonight is all about introductions of these fine contestants for my medallion. Let's give them a round of applause.
**Night starts clapping but canned boos are played in the studio. Night stops clapping and shrugs. He then walks over to the first actor who is a woman playing the role of Gypsy.**
Night: Well hello Gypsy why don't you go ahead and introduce yourself to the public.
"Gypsy": Well my name is Gypsy, I have been wrestling for abo....
Night: Hey hey sorry to cut you off there... but sweetheart I'm feeling a little bit hungry. Why don't you leave the wrestling to the men here and I have kitchen just out of the door and to the left and make us all some sandwiches. That would be great.
"Gypsy": Hmm.. OK!!
**The girl playing gypsy gets up happily and walks out of the den and into the kitchen...where she belongs.**
Night: Now we have here Eddie Jones... go ahead and introduce yourself.
"Eddie": ...........
Night: I said go ahead and introduce yourself Eddie.
"Eddie": .............
Night: This is the opportunity of a lifetime and you aren't going to introduce yourself at all.
"Eddie": ..............
Night: Ahh forget you. Next we have the man who I have beaten on numerous occasions Mr. Flap Flanagan.
"Flap": Dr. Pepper?
Night: No, no Dr. Pepper introduce yourself.
"Flap": I'm Flap!! I was in the AAA match last time but apparently I'm too futting stupid to remember.
**Flap gets up from his stool and waves to the camera before Night ushers him back to his stool.**
Night: Now we have our former TV Champion. Kaleb Shadix.
"Kaleb": F*ck you!
Night: What the hell did you just say.
"Kaleb": Sorry man it's all in the gimmick.
Night: I'll drop you faster then you did the title to Morrison you little punk.
**Night takes the time to compose himself before continuing.**
Night: Anyways next up we have Scott Lanegan.
"Lanegan's thoughts": So there I was sitting next to these 6 other guys staring up at Night himself. To say I was a little intimidated was an understatement.
Night: What the hell are you doing... you realize we can all hear that.
"Lanegan's thoughts": Apparently Night is a mind reader. This has gotten worse then I thought when people can hear my thoughts. I better rethink my strategy because Night already probably knows mine.
Night: But you're not thinking you are talking out-loud.
"Lanegan's thoughts" 7 PM and it feels like i'm more cramped than a mexican gay bar on valentines day. I almo...
Night: Ok that's enough you're done. Then we have this newcomer to POW so let's let him introduce himself Mr. Kyle Neverwin...
**Night grabs a water bottle and takes a drink before continuing to talk.**
Night: ter.
"Kyle": Well let me do the generic running down of EVERYONE in the match.
Night: Woah, no I just wanted you to introduce yourself.
"Kyle": What, that involves creativity, umm I can't do that. I figured I would do what everyone else does and just talk trash about every person in the match and make some generic threat.
Night: Yea but you already did that... twice! It's kind of getting old.
"Kyle": Well um.. I'm Kyle!
Night: Compelling and Rich.
**Night rolls his eyes as Kyle smiles and nods at himself.**
Night: Next we have the man who apparently wants everyone to die.... Graves.... oh I get it how cute.
"Graves": Yea thats right I'm graves! I do the generic thing of making fun of everyone also but THEN I say they need to die, aren't I so original.
Night: Not in the slightest.
"Graves": Well you know what you need to F*CKING DIE!!
**Graves gets up but then Night walks over to him and towers over the smaller Graves and Graves immediately sits back down on his stool.**
Night: Well there you have it folks those are the competitors actually trying to take my AAA Medallion. So to say the least I got this in the bag. Tune in tomorrow for the exclusive interviews of each wrestler.
**Night waves goodbye to the camera as canned applause plays in the studio and then Night walks out of the den as the scene fades.**
**The scene then opens up with Night at his lawyers office.**
Night: So do we have everything we need to get it back.
Lawyer: Well technically it is POW property and they can seize it whenever they want.
Night: What!
Lawyer: Yea, I've discussed things with Nick Pickles and Nitro and they said you can compete to get it back but you are not getting the medallion back all on its own.
Night: This is outrageous. Do I need to get another staff of lawyers? I told you to get this done.
Lawyer: Were doing everything we can to get it back Night.
Night: Obviously you aren't because I don't have it back. Look when I won the damn thing back at Spring Breakage I was given the rights to use it WHENEVER I wanted in a YEAR. Not in the time frame that Nick Pickles or Nitro had in mind.
Lawyer: Were working on it.
Night: You know I left the midwest because of these stupid backstage politics and here I am stuck with it all over again.
Lawyer: Night, why don't you just win it back?
Night: I'm going to win the match it's the principle Mike! They stole what is rightfully mine.
Lawyer: It's their property they can do with it whatever they want to Night.
**Night is visibly getting angry over the situation at hand.**
Night: Look man I have a contract written and signed saying I can keep this medallion and use whenever I see fit.
Lawyer: A contract?
Night: Yea I have it at home.
Lawyer: Then maybe we can do something after all.
Night: And now we are talking!
**Night's angry mood is then changed to a smile at the change of pace from the lawyer. The scene then fades to the POWTV logo and then to black.**
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