Post by thewobert on Aug 13, 2007 3:35:16 GMT -6
Buddy Love walks through the gold-plated doors. He looks suave and sleek in his black hat, cool sunglasses, big smile, purple silk tuxedo, and black leather shoes. He has a grin across his entire face as he holds the doors open. First enters a curvy, big-breasted, very attractive, young blonde with hair down to her lower back. She runs her hand across Buddy’s chest as she enters the casino hall. She is quickly followed by an equally attractive petite brunette. The doors swing shut as Buddy wraps his arms around the two girls’ shoulders. The girls purr in Buddy’s arms, and kiss at his neck.
“He he he….. Now ladies, surely we can wait till we get back to the room.” Buddy smirks devilishly.
“Maybe we can…….. Or maybe we will just entertain each other…….” The blonde jokes as she and the brunette lock lips.
“Oh…….. How naughty…….” Buddy says with a smile, watching the two girls kiss each other passionately.
“Hello to the VIP lounge Mr. Johansson.” The greeter says as he steps in front of Buddy. “How are you this fine evening?”
“Call me Buddy dude…….. And by the looks of things, I’m good…..” Buddy answers, watching the girls make out and run their hands over each other’s bodies.
“I would say that sir. Let me know if there is anything I can do for you Mr. Buddy.” The greeter says and bows his head.
“It’s just plain Buddy sucka!” Big Norm barks as he pushes through the door in a bright, lime green silk tuxedo.
“And you are sir?” The greeter asks.
“I’m Big Norm sucka! The Foot-Long Midget sucka! Now get me a sandwich!” Big Norm barks at the boy.
“Um…….. Yes sir!” The greeter shrieks as he runs over to the bar.
“That’s what I’m talking about!” Big Norm smirks.
“Dude, this is a fancy establishment………… We have to act like high class people.” Buddy mutters to Big Norm.
“What about those two?” Big Norm starts to wonder as he points at the two girls almost having sex against the wall.
“Um………. The rules are bent for them……..” Buddy barely squeaks out as he watches in awe.
“Mmmmmmm…….. Freaky……..” Big Norm grins.
“Your sandwich sir.” The greeter announces as he returns and hands Big Norm a club sandwich.
“Oh my god………. You actually brought me a sandwich………” Big Norm gasps, eyeing the sandwich in his hands.
“Ummmmm……. Sir, they are technically not allowed to do that…..” The greeter says as he points at the two girls stepping into the small water fountain that is roughly the size of a bath tub.
“Dude…….. They can do whatever they want as long as I’m involved………” Buddy murmurs out, almost out of breath.
“Sir, that is not a swimming pool………” The greeter starts.
“Don’t worry about it.” Buddy says with a smile and places a wad of bills into the greeter’s jacket pocket.
“Um……. Sir……..” The greeter murmurs as he thumbs through the money.
“It’s all good dude………. You don’t have to worry about change…….” Buddy whispers, eyeing the two girls.
“Sir, you gave me a wad of monopoly money………” The greeter announces.
“Dude, it spends like cash……. It is just as good as money…… It’s like Santa Claus dude, and he’s not illegal. Think of it as the cash at the end of the rainbow man…….Lucky Charms!” Buddy laughs and points at the guy on the Lucky Charms cereal box.
“What?” The greeter blurts out.
“Lucky Charms dude……… wait, what the hell……….” Buddy questions as a giant breast bounces by.
“Buddy! Wake your ass up sucka!” Big Norm shouts down at Buddy.
“Huh?!” Buddy stutters as he springs awake.
“Wake up sucka!” Big Norm shouts again, slapping Buddy across the face.
“I’m up! I’m up!” Buddy shouts and leaps off the couch.
“What the hell sucka? I thought you were getting to head off to the gym to work out for your match against John Anthony this Friday? You know that guy is a hell of an athlete.” Big Norm barks.
“Dude, I was having a hell of a dream…….. We were in tuxedos dude…….. Lime green for you and of course passion purple for myself. It was like we were high class like John Anthony dude………. Boy, that guy is a hell of a guy. He really knows how to style and profile dude………” Buddy says.
“Oh really now? You and me being high class eh?” Big Norm laughs.
“Hell yeah dude! You had these two chicks making out, a green midget, I was rich with rainbow money, and I swear I say a five foot boobie!” Buddy shouts in joy.
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha…………Buddy, welcome to the high life………..” Big Norm laughs as he slowly moves his bong out of Buddy’s view.
“You know what, I’m kinda hungry……..” Buddy ponders.
“Damn dude……… talk about getting hit hard off the fumes………..” Big Norm declares.
“Fumes? Fuuuuuuummmes? Fummmmmmmmmmmmmmesssssss? That’s a funny word dude……..” Buddy laughs.
“John Anthony might be the high class fan favorite we like, but I doubt he’s really living the ‘high’ life…………. Buddy, you better do some push-ups or something cause its going to be a hell of a match……” Big Norm recommends.
“Right dude………. The fans are going to get a show………Show……… Shhhhhhhhow……..Shoooooooooooow……..ha ha ha ha……. That’s another funny word dude……..” Buddy laughs.
“He he he….. Now ladies, surely we can wait till we get back to the room.” Buddy smirks devilishly.
“Maybe we can…….. Or maybe we will just entertain each other…….” The blonde jokes as she and the brunette lock lips.
“Oh…….. How naughty…….” Buddy says with a smile, watching the two girls kiss each other passionately.
“Hello to the VIP lounge Mr. Johansson.” The greeter says as he steps in front of Buddy. “How are you this fine evening?”
“Call me Buddy dude…….. And by the looks of things, I’m good…..” Buddy answers, watching the girls make out and run their hands over each other’s bodies.
“I would say that sir. Let me know if there is anything I can do for you Mr. Buddy.” The greeter says and bows his head.
“It’s just plain Buddy sucka!” Big Norm barks as he pushes through the door in a bright, lime green silk tuxedo.
“And you are sir?” The greeter asks.
“I’m Big Norm sucka! The Foot-Long Midget sucka! Now get me a sandwich!” Big Norm barks at the boy.
“Um…….. Yes sir!” The greeter shrieks as he runs over to the bar.
“That’s what I’m talking about!” Big Norm smirks.
“Dude, this is a fancy establishment………… We have to act like high class people.” Buddy mutters to Big Norm.
“What about those two?” Big Norm starts to wonder as he points at the two girls almost having sex against the wall.
“Um………. The rules are bent for them……..” Buddy barely squeaks out as he watches in awe.
“Mmmmmmm…….. Freaky……..” Big Norm grins.
“Your sandwich sir.” The greeter announces as he returns and hands Big Norm a club sandwich.
“Oh my god………. You actually brought me a sandwich………” Big Norm gasps, eyeing the sandwich in his hands.
“Ummmmm……. Sir, they are technically not allowed to do that…..” The greeter says as he points at the two girls stepping into the small water fountain that is roughly the size of a bath tub.
“Dude…….. They can do whatever they want as long as I’m involved………” Buddy murmurs out, almost out of breath.
“Sir, that is not a swimming pool………” The greeter starts.
“Don’t worry about it.” Buddy says with a smile and places a wad of bills into the greeter’s jacket pocket.
“Um……. Sir……..” The greeter murmurs as he thumbs through the money.
“It’s all good dude………. You don’t have to worry about change…….” Buddy whispers, eyeing the two girls.
“Sir, you gave me a wad of monopoly money………” The greeter announces.
“Dude, it spends like cash……. It is just as good as money…… It’s like Santa Claus dude, and he’s not illegal. Think of it as the cash at the end of the rainbow man…….Lucky Charms!” Buddy laughs and points at the guy on the Lucky Charms cereal box.
“What?” The greeter blurts out.
“Lucky Charms dude……… wait, what the hell……….” Buddy questions as a giant breast bounces by.
“Buddy! Wake your ass up sucka!” Big Norm shouts down at Buddy.
“Huh?!” Buddy stutters as he springs awake.
“Wake up sucka!” Big Norm shouts again, slapping Buddy across the face.
“I’m up! I’m up!” Buddy shouts and leaps off the couch.
“What the hell sucka? I thought you were getting to head off to the gym to work out for your match against John Anthony this Friday? You know that guy is a hell of an athlete.” Big Norm barks.
“Dude, I was having a hell of a dream…….. We were in tuxedos dude…….. Lime green for you and of course passion purple for myself. It was like we were high class like John Anthony dude………. Boy, that guy is a hell of a guy. He really knows how to style and profile dude………” Buddy says.
“Oh really now? You and me being high class eh?” Big Norm laughs.
“Hell yeah dude! You had these two chicks making out, a green midget, I was rich with rainbow money, and I swear I say a five foot boobie!” Buddy shouts in joy.
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha…………Buddy, welcome to the high life………..” Big Norm laughs as he slowly moves his bong out of Buddy’s view.
“You know what, I’m kinda hungry……..” Buddy ponders.
“Damn dude……… talk about getting hit hard off the fumes………..” Big Norm declares.
“Fumes? Fuuuuuuummmes? Fummmmmmmmmmmmmmesssssss? That’s a funny word dude……..” Buddy laughs.
“John Anthony might be the high class fan favorite we like, but I doubt he’s really living the ‘high’ life…………. Buddy, you better do some push-ups or something cause its going to be a hell of a match……” Big Norm recommends.
“Right dude………. The fans are going to get a show………Show……… Shhhhhhhhow……..Shoooooooooooow……..ha ha ha ha……. That’s another funny word dude……..” Buddy laughs.