Post by Flap Flanagan on Aug 12, 2007 19:00:24 GMT -6
So Like Yesterday I was like reading this magazine on the shitter and I read an very interesting article on Carmen Electra. I for one never knew Carmen Electra nipples were so nice to look at, I was like..... DAMN! That is when I lost control and BAM Miss Electra had an Milk Mustache. WHOA did I just say that out loud with women present..... DAMN!
So Anyhow Flapanise manics Have you heard the good news about Flap Flanagan signing an Full Time Contract with POW, YESUM you heard me correctly The Dr Pepper King Flanchise Flap Flanagan will be an ACTIVE member of the POW roster that's right you will see Flap every week instead of waiting to see him once an month, which I know was very Disappointing.
So Now let's get to the real action of this promo, Also this week it was revealed that Flap Flanagan will be at Legendaria in an Match called AAA medallion Match where Flap will be in an match with 7 very strong Opponents, Yes I know there's an Woman in this match but hey you got give Miss Neverwinter credit she got good skill for an ugly Skinny woman with an HUMP.
So The Scene opens in the Legendary Flanchise Crew locker room where all crew members are present plus Two women whose names are Tara and Nicole. Maria,Tara and Nicole are all sitting on the RED and White Stained Couch. Has for Flap and ALF they are spinning around on TWIRLY Chairs and Flap is trying to drink an Can of DR PEPPER at the same time.... KABOOM Flap goes flying off the chair to the corner of the room, Everybody turns there heads to the corner where Flap landed, Flap Holds up the DR PEPPER Can showing he didn't drop a ounce of it. Maria jumps of the couch and helps Flap to his feet.
Maria: You Alright Flapper? Do I have to call 911 cause I will take the time and Effort to find out the number just for you, you BIG EAR CUTIE!
Flap shakes his head "NO" at Maria
Maria: You Sure, Cause I hate to see you be put on NATHS.
ALF: NATHS?! What the hell is she talking about Flap? Or do I really want to know cause last time I found out the meaning of one of her little short form thingy min jiggies I couldn't look at you guys with an straight face for an Month.
Maria: What IAT?
ALF: DAMN! So Flap what about Legendaria, You ready to become an Contender again?
Flap: Well Little hairy Buddy, After the last time I fought I thought I actually had an chance to beat the True Champ of POW Flying Diamond Cutterman But reality hit and I once again lost to the True Champ. However I learned alot with that lost like n other lost. I usually accept my losses and just move on with my life knowing it's not the end of it. However with that lost to FDCM, I Just sat down in an corner in the Peekie Boobie Strip Club and mediated. I Just sat there with my legs crossed until i lost all the tension in my body, I just sat there thinking is this I don't want to end my career this way, i want to steer my career up wards to wards the Title picture and Became an Contender, an Title Contender. And Not Just that but to win the TITLE. And What better way to kick start that Journey Up wards to success then winning my match at Legendaria and claiming the AAA Medallion? Just can't get much better start then this. the Competition is gonna be tough to get through, So standing here and telling you I can win this match easily is like stating Kyle Neverwinter is not an WOMAN.
Tara: Kyle Neverwinter is not an MAN!? WHOA and I almost slept with him I mean Her. I dont know any more ever since me, Paris and Lindsay had s....I just CONFUSED!
ALF: Ever have sex with an Alien before?
Tara: Well there was that time with Urkel , But I never had sex with an hairy Ape before, well to my knowledge just sometimes i get so wasted I don't recall things. Like this time at band Camp.....
ALF interrupts her
ALF: DAMN! Wanted have some FUN TIME with an APE?!
Tara: Can't be any worse then Tito Capaci. I'm GAME!
ALF: When you can't have cat, this is the second best thing! PIE!
ALF takes Tara's hand and they head out of the locker room with an Mission
Maria: OK Flap continue with your rant.
Flap: Alrighty so like Opponent Number 2 is Night, Now to my knowledge Night won the last match of this type and never cashed it in cause he was like "hmmm F*&*! This isn't Chocolate Gosh DAMN IT!" You see Night is an big fella But damn he is Futting Stupid, hell He makes Maria seem like Hilary Clinton, Wait was an good example... Nevermind moving onto Opponent 3 Number 3 Easily the most Dangerous fighter in this fight Not based on his skill set, HELL NO graves is an Futting ASSWIPE! however he is connected to Nightkiller who is like really scary cause damn he like threaten to Attack my DR PEPPER COLLECTION! So with that said if Graves Uncle Nightkiller stays away then Graves will be dealt with some ease. Opponent 4 Scott Lanegan Now this guy has Charisma this guy is an amazing wrestler to watch in the ring, However when that bell rings it doesn't matter how much I like Scott, he will drop down to Kyle Neverwinter STATUS DOUCHE BAG!
Maria: So does that mean I have to tear down ALF's Scott Lanegan Poster then?
Flap looks at Maria with an "You shouldn't have said that on camera" LOOK
Flap: Hells yeah By the time Legendaria is over and I win the match with an Broken Body, Mister Scott Lanegan's Poster will be an buck a poster so we can give ALFy another poster after he realizes the original one had an accident.
Maria: WOOO!
Maria tears down Lanegan Poster and Tucks it under the RED Couch Cushion.
Maria: WHOA I just realized NICOLE was still here STONED out of her MIND!
DAMN I wish I was there "EASY PICKINGS!" Anyways Camera Zooms on Nicole has she has the "SPACED OUT" LOOK. Damn that Girl is fine and has that camera zooms out and shows her full figure. SHE's Wearing an Mini Skirt and she's not Crossing her legs showing OFF her............ OK BACK I JUST HAD TO RELIVE TENSION AGAIN! So back to Flanchise crew Locker room where it seems Nicole fell off the couch and is laying on the floor.... DAMN no Free SHOW anymore..... Anyways Flap and Maria continue there CHAT!
Flap: Opponent 5 Kaleb Shadix the man who had an bear hug applied to the TV Title until Richie Rich Said "Me Need an Title to HUG, ME SO Lonely" But anyways back Kaleb the most dominating TV Champ since Bruce Spruce back in the 60's who like Kaleb was Catholic who liked Milking Goats. Now Nothing wrong with Milking Goats But when They are milking the wrong gender now that is just NOT COOL! Onto Opponent 6 who has been predicted to win this match with his hand not tied, I mean who would be so smart to say that cause out of all the opponents in this match Eddie Jones is the most likely not to win this match. I got nothing against Eddie Jones, OK I lied Eddie Jones dissed my Favorite Singers the Pussycat Dolls the other night and that just Pissed me off. I haven't been that mad since My Brother Reid told me that the New Kids on the Block had broken up. And Since I am in a Hurry to finish up this promo so I can go watch The Simpson Movie. Quickly onto Opponent Number 7 Gypsy Now I have heard this is officially the only woman in the match But i have seen Gypsy fight and let's just say she easily becomes an bigger threat then 6 of the opponents in this match. For One Gypsy fights for one thing and that's for Gypsy. And by that I mean Gypsy isn't fighting for the respect of the fans or Roster and not fighting for the money involved in this business Gypsy is fighting for the pride of Fighting. .And I respect that. Cause That's how The Flanchiser is gonna come out fighting for this match. I want to be back on top, So it's all about the Flanchise and nobody else. Having the Fans Cheer my name is RADICAL and I love Entertaining them But now they got to take an back seat and Enjoy not on my entertainment value but on my Ability to Put on an AMAZING FIGHT! So can yeah say Wii.
OK Did we just go through an Flap Flanagan promo and only hear him say Wii ONCE! Holy Shit I think Our Flapper is turning an new leaf, Slowly But I think it's coming. So stay Tuned Cause this Match is gonna be OFF THE CHARTS!
THE END
TO BE CONTINUED
So Anyhow Flapanise manics Have you heard the good news about Flap Flanagan signing an Full Time Contract with POW, YESUM you heard me correctly The Dr Pepper King Flanchise Flap Flanagan will be an ACTIVE member of the POW roster that's right you will see Flap every week instead of waiting to see him once an month, which I know was very Disappointing.
So Now let's get to the real action of this promo, Also this week it was revealed that Flap Flanagan will be at Legendaria in an Match called AAA medallion Match where Flap will be in an match with 7 very strong Opponents, Yes I know there's an Woman in this match but hey you got give Miss Neverwinter credit she got good skill for an ugly Skinny woman with an HUMP.
So The Scene opens in the Legendary Flanchise Crew locker room where all crew members are present plus Two women whose names are Tara and Nicole. Maria,Tara and Nicole are all sitting on the RED and White Stained Couch. Has for Flap and ALF they are spinning around on TWIRLY Chairs and Flap is trying to drink an Can of DR PEPPER at the same time.... KABOOM Flap goes flying off the chair to the corner of the room, Everybody turns there heads to the corner where Flap landed, Flap Holds up the DR PEPPER Can showing he didn't drop a ounce of it. Maria jumps of the couch and helps Flap to his feet.
Maria: You Alright Flapper? Do I have to call 911 cause I will take the time and Effort to find out the number just for you, you BIG EAR CUTIE!
Flap shakes his head "NO" at Maria
Maria: You Sure, Cause I hate to see you be put on NATHS.
ALF: NATHS?! What the hell is she talking about Flap? Or do I really want to know cause last time I found out the meaning of one of her little short form thingy min jiggies I couldn't look at you guys with an straight face for an Month.
Maria: What IAT?
ALF: DAMN! So Flap what about Legendaria, You ready to become an Contender again?
Flap: Well Little hairy Buddy, After the last time I fought I thought I actually had an chance to beat the True Champ of POW Flying Diamond Cutterman But reality hit and I once again lost to the True Champ. However I learned alot with that lost like n other lost. I usually accept my losses and just move on with my life knowing it's not the end of it. However with that lost to FDCM, I Just sat down in an corner in the Peekie Boobie Strip Club and mediated. I Just sat there with my legs crossed until i lost all the tension in my body, I just sat there thinking is this I don't want to end my career this way, i want to steer my career up wards to wards the Title picture and Became an Contender, an Title Contender. And Not Just that but to win the TITLE. And What better way to kick start that Journey Up wards to success then winning my match at Legendaria and claiming the AAA Medallion? Just can't get much better start then this. the Competition is gonna be tough to get through, So standing here and telling you I can win this match easily is like stating Kyle Neverwinter is not an WOMAN.
Tara: Kyle Neverwinter is not an MAN!? WHOA and I almost slept with him I mean Her. I dont know any more ever since me, Paris and Lindsay had s....I just CONFUSED!
ALF: Ever have sex with an Alien before?
Tara: Well there was that time with Urkel , But I never had sex with an hairy Ape before, well to my knowledge just sometimes i get so wasted I don't recall things. Like this time at band Camp.....
ALF interrupts her
ALF: DAMN! Wanted have some FUN TIME with an APE?!
Tara: Can't be any worse then Tito Capaci. I'm GAME!
ALF: When you can't have cat, this is the second best thing! PIE!
ALF takes Tara's hand and they head out of the locker room with an Mission
Maria: OK Flap continue with your rant.
Flap: Alrighty so like Opponent Number 2 is Night, Now to my knowledge Night won the last match of this type and never cashed it in cause he was like "hmmm F*&*! This isn't Chocolate Gosh DAMN IT!" You see Night is an big fella But damn he is Futting Stupid, hell He makes Maria seem like Hilary Clinton, Wait was an good example... Nevermind moving onto Opponent 3 Number 3 Easily the most Dangerous fighter in this fight Not based on his skill set, HELL NO graves is an Futting ASSWIPE! however he is connected to Nightkiller who is like really scary cause damn he like threaten to Attack my DR PEPPER COLLECTION! So with that said if Graves Uncle Nightkiller stays away then Graves will be dealt with some ease. Opponent 4 Scott Lanegan Now this guy has Charisma this guy is an amazing wrestler to watch in the ring, However when that bell rings it doesn't matter how much I like Scott, he will drop down to Kyle Neverwinter STATUS DOUCHE BAG!
Maria: So does that mean I have to tear down ALF's Scott Lanegan Poster then?
Flap looks at Maria with an "You shouldn't have said that on camera" LOOK
Flap: Hells yeah By the time Legendaria is over and I win the match with an Broken Body, Mister Scott Lanegan's Poster will be an buck a poster so we can give ALFy another poster after he realizes the original one had an accident.
Maria: WOOO!
Maria tears down Lanegan Poster and Tucks it under the RED Couch Cushion.
Maria: WHOA I just realized NICOLE was still here STONED out of her MIND!
DAMN I wish I was there "EASY PICKINGS!" Anyways Camera Zooms on Nicole has she has the "SPACED OUT" LOOK. Damn that Girl is fine and has that camera zooms out and shows her full figure. SHE's Wearing an Mini Skirt and she's not Crossing her legs showing OFF her............ OK BACK I JUST HAD TO RELIVE TENSION AGAIN! So back to Flanchise crew Locker room where it seems Nicole fell off the couch and is laying on the floor.... DAMN no Free SHOW anymore..... Anyways Flap and Maria continue there CHAT!
Flap: Opponent 5 Kaleb Shadix the man who had an bear hug applied to the TV Title until Richie Rich Said "Me Need an Title to HUG, ME SO Lonely" But anyways back Kaleb the most dominating TV Champ since Bruce Spruce back in the 60's who like Kaleb was Catholic who liked Milking Goats. Now Nothing wrong with Milking Goats But when They are milking the wrong gender now that is just NOT COOL! Onto Opponent 6 who has been predicted to win this match with his hand not tied, I mean who would be so smart to say that cause out of all the opponents in this match Eddie Jones is the most likely not to win this match. I got nothing against Eddie Jones, OK I lied Eddie Jones dissed my Favorite Singers the Pussycat Dolls the other night and that just Pissed me off. I haven't been that mad since My Brother Reid told me that the New Kids on the Block had broken up. And Since I am in a Hurry to finish up this promo so I can go watch The Simpson Movie. Quickly onto Opponent Number 7 Gypsy Now I have heard this is officially the only woman in the match But i have seen Gypsy fight and let's just say she easily becomes an bigger threat then 6 of the opponents in this match. For One Gypsy fights for one thing and that's for Gypsy. And by that I mean Gypsy isn't fighting for the respect of the fans or Roster and not fighting for the money involved in this business Gypsy is fighting for the pride of Fighting. .And I respect that. Cause That's how The Flanchiser is gonna come out fighting for this match. I want to be back on top, So it's all about the Flanchise and nobody else. Having the Fans Cheer my name is RADICAL and I love Entertaining them But now they got to take an back seat and Enjoy not on my entertainment value but on my Ability to Put on an AMAZING FIGHT! So can yeah say Wii.
OK Did we just go through an Flap Flanagan promo and only hear him say Wii ONCE! Holy Shit I think Our Flapper is turning an new leaf, Slowly But I think it's coming. So stay Tuned Cause this Match is gonna be OFF THE CHARTS!
THE END
TO BE CONTINUED