Post by thewobert on Aug 14, 2007 0:36:27 GMT -6
The night is cool, and the air is crisp. The moon shines on the clear night in Des Moines, Iowa. The city is quiet except for the occasional chirp of a cricket. Strolling atop the darken city, it is peaceful. Until reaching the parking lot KGGO Arena, a lone light shines bright. Moving closer to the light, we notice it comes from a dark Winnebago, parked in the back of the arena. We move up to the side of the camper, and suddenly, the light dims. The window goes black as we move inside.
In the darkness, we move. Suddenly, with a click, a small flame bursts upward out of a lighter. The flame floats through the air, and engulfs the tip of a few candles. Instantly the candles light up and the sweet aroma of their scent fills the room. In the dim light, we can see a rather large bottle of lotion, a large box of tissues, and a six pack of wine-coolers. A door opens, and Buddy Love struts into the room. He walks with his Mardi Gras beads glittering in the dim light, and the passion purple robe barely reaching down to his mid thighs.
“Mmmmmmm…. time to relax……… Training for Anthony is harder than I thought. But I do have to be in tip top shape to go up against the fan favorite. I am liking his wet t-shirt idea……….” Buddy declares.
Buddy’s eyes are closed as he inhales deeply, taking in the entire aroma of the candles. He walks over to his desk and runs his hands across the top of his purple laptop. He gracefully opens the top, and the room fills with blue light. He walks around the desk and takes a seat in the chair. He twists off the top of a wine-cooler and starts to sip at it. He pulls up his internet explorer and types in a lesbian chat room. The window fills with the chat room and Buddy picks a name. In a matter of moments, a private window pops up.
Naughtyteacher23: Hi, what’s your name hun?
Passionpurple321: My name is Brianna. Yours?
Naughtyteacher23: Norma.
Passionpurple321: ASL?
Naughtyteacher23: 32/F/IA you?
Passionpurple321: 25/F/LA
Naughtyteacher23: You aren’t a guy are you?
Passionpurple321: No, are you?
Naughtyteacher23: No
Passionpurple321:
Naughtyteacher23: So what are you into? *Sits down next to you*
Passionpurple321: What do you mean?
Naughtyteacher23: Well, what gets you all tingly? *kisses your neck*
Passionpurple321: Mmmmmmm……. that
Naughtyteacher23: Oh really………. *kisses down your shoulders*
Passionpurple321: Oh baby…. don’t stop……
Naughtyteacher23: he he he he
Passionpurple321: Mmmmmmm what do you like?
Naughtyteacher23: Oh, I’m a naughty girl……..
Passionpurple321: Oh really?
Naughtyteacher23: Yeah suc (whoops, hard to type with one hand
)
“Suc?” Buddy ponders at his laptop.
Naughtyteacher23: I’m into some kinky stuff…… *kisses the tops of your breasts*
Passionpurple321: Mmmmmm…… how kinky?
Naughtyteacher23: Real kinky *pulls out a double-headed dildo*
Passionpurple321: Oh baby………
Naughtyteacher23: It’s my favorite toy
Passionpurple321: He he he…….. I can see why
Naughtyteacher23: It even looks like a ruler *lightly smacks it across your rear*
Passionpurple321: *Giggles* hey now…….
“Oh dude………” Buddy smirks and grabs for the lotion.
Twenty minutes later……….
“Oh my………” Buddy gasps, looking at the folded up tissues and drunken bottles of his wine-coolers.
Passionpurple321: That was amazing………
Naughtyteacher23: Oh yeah suckmmmmmmmmm
Passionpurple321: Oh Norma…….
Naughtyteacher23: *lights up a cig* he he he
Passionpurple321: So, what do you like? Other than what we just did
Naughtyteacher23: Well, I love watching wrestling.
Passionpurple321: Really? Me too!
Naughtyteacher23: I got front row tickets for Legenaira this Friday. I’m so excited.
Passionpurple321: Sounds awesome! I’ll have to see if I can see you when I watch it on the tube. What match do you really want to see?
Naughtyteacher23: All the matches are awesome. Here’s a betting sheet I have for work. I’ll send it to you.
“Let’s see if she’s got me winning….” Buddy says out loud as he loads the file.
TRIPLE MAIN EVENT FINAL MATCH
POW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Flying Diamond Cutter Man(c) vs. Kailus Holmes
I don't know why, but I get the feeling.... It could be the hooded guy looking at me at the bar.
TRIPLE MAIN EVENT SECOND MATCH
POW MIDWEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Three Stages of Hell Match
1st: Submissions
2nd: Last Standing
3rd(If Needed): Ladder Match
Shawn Stevens(c) vs. Reck Maverick
This cat is styling and profiling in the green tights suckas!
TRIPLE MAIN EVENT MATCH ONE
RICH MORRISON'S FAREWELL
POW Television Championship Match
Rich Morrison vs. JR Zevon
Zevon's my homedog and he's got mad sandwiches, but The champ retains and hands the belt off gracefully
POW VALOR CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Big Ci(c) vs. Lance Erikson
He gave Buddy a good couple of shots, gotta give the nod to him.
POW MIDWEST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Rite of Chaos(c) vs. The Order
Full moon this Friday, right?
POW Northeast Heavyweight Championship Match
John Anthony(c) vs. Buddy Love
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ........ wait......... this isn't a joke?
Ok, if Buddy wins: A. He'll probably have a heart attack
B. I'll laugh my ass off
C. I'll start counting the money
D. I'll start counting the women
E. I'll start counting the women after I count the women
F. I'll start counting the women after I count the women after the women.
This isn't a joke is it? I'm thinking I gotta with the champ's idea of a wet t-shirt contest
POW Northeast Tag Team Championship Match
Stoned Raiders vs. CIA
Dudes hooked me up with some happy grass
AAA Medallion Elimination Match
Night vs. Graves vs. Kyle Neverwinter vs. Scott Lanegan vs. Kaleb Shadix vs. Flap Flanagan vs. Eddie Jones vs. Gypsy
Me and Buddy totally go with the girl! Look at those eyes!
POW Open Weight Championship Match
Cory Barnett vs. Mick Cormac
The superman better have been saving Ms. Lane last week.
Rage w/ Shade & Oni vs. Reggie Starr & Robert Pliskin
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Jason Ressurection vs. Calvin Bando
Do the DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
“She’s got me losing? That’s not cool………” Buddy declares.
Passionpurple321: You don’t like Buddy Love?
Naughtyteacher23: I like Buddy, but I seriously doubt he will beat Anthony. I mean, come on, Anthony is awesome. He beat Zevon, Mick Cormac, and has only lost once at POW!
“Well, she’s got a point……….” Buddy comments.
Passionpurple321: It’s going to be a great match though.
Naughtyteacher23: Of course. Buddy and Anthony will give us a hell of a show. Especially if they go through with a wet t-shirt contest before it!
Passionpurple321: He he he he………… that’s true.
Naughtyteacher23: I can’t wait! Well hun, I need to head off and make me a sandwich. I’m starving after how hot you made me
Passionpurple321: Same here………. I’m really relaxed now. Good night hun.
“Ah……… that did the trick…….. Mr. Anthony, it’s going to be a hell of a match!” Buddy says with a smile as he turns off his laptop.
Buddy walks into the kitchen after cleaning up his mess. Big Norm is already in the kitchen, fixing himself a sandwich. Buddy stares at Big Norm, who is smoking a cigarette. On the counter next to him is a half-used bottle of lotion and a trash bin full of tissues. He takes a few puffs on his cigarette as he finishes making his sandwich. He looks up at Buddy with a big grin as he holds his sandwich.
“Sucka…….. you wouldn’t believe with the chick I was chatting with! She was a freak! Guess what her screen name was? Passionpurple321!” Big Norm shouts with joy.
“Holy-” Buddy starts to shout wide-eyed, but is cut off as everything goes black.
In the darkness, we move. Suddenly, with a click, a small flame bursts upward out of a lighter. The flame floats through the air, and engulfs the tip of a few candles. Instantly the candles light up and the sweet aroma of their scent fills the room. In the dim light, we can see a rather large bottle of lotion, a large box of tissues, and a six pack of wine-coolers. A door opens, and Buddy Love struts into the room. He walks with his Mardi Gras beads glittering in the dim light, and the passion purple robe barely reaching down to his mid thighs.
“Mmmmmmm…. time to relax……… Training for Anthony is harder than I thought. But I do have to be in tip top shape to go up against the fan favorite. I am liking his wet t-shirt idea……….” Buddy declares.
Buddy’s eyes are closed as he inhales deeply, taking in the entire aroma of the candles. He walks over to his desk and runs his hands across the top of his purple laptop. He gracefully opens the top, and the room fills with blue light. He walks around the desk and takes a seat in the chair. He twists off the top of a wine-cooler and starts to sip at it. He pulls up his internet explorer and types in a lesbian chat room. The window fills with the chat room and Buddy picks a name. In a matter of moments, a private window pops up.
Naughtyteacher23: Hi, what’s your name hun?
Passionpurple321: My name is Brianna. Yours?
Naughtyteacher23: Norma.
Passionpurple321: ASL?
Naughtyteacher23: 32/F/IA you?
Passionpurple321: 25/F/LA
Naughtyteacher23: You aren’t a guy are you?
Passionpurple321: No, are you?
Naughtyteacher23: No
Passionpurple321:
Naughtyteacher23: So what are you into? *Sits down next to you*
Passionpurple321: What do you mean?
Naughtyteacher23: Well, what gets you all tingly? *kisses your neck*
Passionpurple321: Mmmmmmm……. that
Naughtyteacher23: Oh really………. *kisses down your shoulders*
Passionpurple321: Oh baby…. don’t stop……
Naughtyteacher23: he he he he
Passionpurple321: Mmmmmmm what do you like?
Naughtyteacher23: Oh, I’m a naughty girl……..
Passionpurple321: Oh really?
Naughtyteacher23: Yeah suc (whoops, hard to type with one hand
) “Suc?” Buddy ponders at his laptop.
Naughtyteacher23: I’m into some kinky stuff…… *kisses the tops of your breasts*
Passionpurple321: Mmmmmm…… how kinky?
Naughtyteacher23: Real kinky
*pulls out a double-headed dildo*Passionpurple321: Oh baby………
Naughtyteacher23: It’s my favorite toy
Passionpurple321: He he he…….. I can see why
Naughtyteacher23: It even looks like a ruler *lightly smacks it across your rear*
Passionpurple321: *Giggles* hey now…….
“Oh dude………” Buddy smirks and grabs for the lotion.
Twenty minutes later……….
“Oh my………” Buddy gasps, looking at the folded up tissues and drunken bottles of his wine-coolers.
Passionpurple321: That was amazing………
Naughtyteacher23: Oh yeah suckmmmmmmmmm
Passionpurple321: Oh Norma…….
Naughtyteacher23: *lights up a cig* he he he
Passionpurple321: So, what do you like? Other than what we just did
Naughtyteacher23: Well, I love watching wrestling.
Passionpurple321: Really? Me too!
Naughtyteacher23: I got front row tickets for Legenaira this Friday. I’m so excited.
Passionpurple321: Sounds awesome! I’ll have to see if I can see you when I watch it on the tube. What match do you really want to see?
Naughtyteacher23: All the matches are awesome. Here’s a betting sheet I have for work. I’ll send it to you.
“Let’s see if she’s got me winning….” Buddy says out loud as he loads the file.
TRIPLE MAIN EVENT FINAL MATCH
POW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Flying Diamond Cutter Man(c) vs. Kailus Holmes
I don't know why, but I get the feeling.... It could be the hooded guy looking at me at the bar.
TRIPLE MAIN EVENT SECOND MATCH
POW MIDWEST HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Three Stages of Hell Match
1st: Submissions
2nd: Last Standing
3rd(If Needed): Ladder Match
Shawn Stevens(c) vs. Reck Maverick
This cat is styling and profiling in the green tights suckas!
TRIPLE MAIN EVENT MATCH ONE
RICH MORRISON'S FAREWELL
POW Television Championship Match
Rich Morrison vs. JR Zevon
Zevon's my homedog and he's got mad sandwiches, but The champ retains and hands the belt off gracefully
POW VALOR CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Big Ci(c) vs. Lance Erikson
He gave Buddy a good couple of shots, gotta give the nod to him.
POW MIDWEST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Rite of Chaos(c) vs. The Order
Full moon this Friday, right?
POW Northeast Heavyweight Championship Match
John Anthony(c) vs. Buddy Love
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ........ wait......... this isn't a joke?
Ok, if Buddy wins: A. He'll probably have a heart attack
B. I'll laugh my ass off
C. I'll start counting the money
D. I'll start counting the women
E. I'll start counting the women after I count the women
F. I'll start counting the women after I count the women after the women.
This isn't a joke is it? I'm thinking I gotta with the champ's idea of a wet t-shirt contest
POW Northeast Tag Team Championship Match
Stoned Raiders vs. CIA
Dudes hooked me up with some happy grass
AAA Medallion Elimination Match
Night vs. Graves vs. Kyle Neverwinter vs. Scott Lanegan vs. Kaleb Shadix vs. Flap Flanagan vs. Eddie Jones vs. Gypsy
Me and Buddy totally go with the girl! Look at those eyes!
POW Open Weight Championship Match
Cory Barnett vs. Mick Cormac
The superman better have been saving Ms. Lane last week.
Rage w/ Shade & Oni vs. Reggie Starr & Robert Pliskin
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Jason Ressurection vs. Calvin Bando
Do the DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
“She’s got me losing? That’s not cool………” Buddy declares.
Passionpurple321: You don’t like Buddy Love?
Naughtyteacher23: I like Buddy, but I seriously doubt he will beat Anthony. I mean, come on, Anthony is awesome. He beat Zevon, Mick Cormac, and has only lost once at POW!
“Well, she’s got a point……….” Buddy comments.
Passionpurple321: It’s going to be a great match though.
Naughtyteacher23: Of course. Buddy and Anthony will give us a hell of a show. Especially if they go through with a wet t-shirt contest before it!
Passionpurple321: He he he he………… that’s true.
Naughtyteacher23: I can’t wait! Well hun, I need to head off and make me a sandwich. I’m starving after how hot you made me
Passionpurple321: Same here………. I’m really relaxed now. Good night hun.
“Ah……… that did the trick…….. Mr. Anthony, it’s going to be a hell of a match!” Buddy says with a smile as he turns off his laptop.
Buddy walks into the kitchen after cleaning up his mess. Big Norm is already in the kitchen, fixing himself a sandwich. Buddy stares at Big Norm, who is smoking a cigarette. On the counter next to him is a half-used bottle of lotion and a trash bin full of tissues. He takes a few puffs on his cigarette as he finishes making his sandwich. He looks up at Buddy with a big grin as he holds his sandwich.
“Sucka…….. you wouldn’t believe with the chick I was chatting with! She was a freak! Guess what her screen name was? Passionpurple321!” Big Norm shouts with joy.
“Holy-” Buddy starts to shout wide-eyed, but is cut off as everything goes black.