Post by eagles on Aug 30, 2007 0:20:15 GMT -6
The scene opens in the classic and always obvious style of Josh Eagles, with a slow fade in from blackness into a pan across an empty locker room, that actually looks pretty clean and not ravaged by some sort of party... but then again it like always only looks empty in the room for it actually holds two occupants. Flap Flanagan is sitting on a chair leaning back looking at Josh and drinking a Dr. Pepper and smiling, while Josh on the other hand has his still taped up leg slung up on a table and is using it to lean back and is laughing loudly.
Josh only pauses every once in a while between laughing and telling something to Flap to wipe tears from his eyes and take a drink from a can of Diet Pepsi (DAMN REIDER AND HIS DIET PEPSI WAYS). Flap on the other hand just continues to look and giggle and seems way beyond the point of the hysteria that Josh is giving off.
Eagles: I am telling you Flap this day just keeps on getting better and better these were about the funniest things I have ever heard.
Flap: Yesum, even funnier coming from them!!
Both Josh and Flap begin laughing loudly again when ALF, Mister Flanagan's super duper outer space alien manager, who also happens to be a muppet enters and looks at the pair.
ALF: What's so damn funny? Did Oprah lose her wig again??
Flap: Nope, nope, Mister Eagles was just sharing with me a funny story!
ALF: Funnier then the time the Flanchiser got his date mixed up with Captain Ragnorack?
Flap: Yesum, although having Britney Spears for a night was kinda fun.
ALF: Alright I got to here this story!!
Eagles: Alright grab a seat and I will tell it again, it gets funnier with every telling it seems!
ALF grabs a chair and takes a seat as Josh takes a long swig of Diet Pepsi finishing the can and throwing it to the side.
Eagles: So it all began early this morning.
The scene begins to waiver in and out and goes into a "flashback" mode that has Josh Eagles walking, well actually it is more limping down the halls of the POW arena.
Eagles: So there I was limping my crippled ass down the hall minding my own, you know doing my own thing when I see these two shadows following me or something. Well everytime I turn around to try and see what it is, the seem to disappear. So here I am thinking that I am just getting paranoid since I always seem to get attacked by multiple people at any given time in the day... I swear I am the POW's own personal punching bag some days.
So anyway, finally I begin to just get right paranoid, I mean I know I can't see anyone but you know you can feel when something is following you. So I ducked behind this corner and I picked up this 2x4 that was just laying there on the ground and I waited, then it was like I was totally right and from outta nowhere Rich Morrison walks around the corner and POW I smack him right in the face with it and make his nose bleed.
So he gets up just yelling at me and I am trying to say I am sorry while he threatens to fire me and then I explain the whole someone following me and you know, well he tells me he was looking for me and anyway. So I end up going back to Mr. Morrison's office and do you have any idea what he told me?
ALF: I have no idea, that he wanted to give you a raise?
Eagles: The idea of Morrison giving money that isn't needed is laughable, no he tried instead to tell me he wanted to give me the rest of the time off until Reckless Abandon to heal my injuries!
ALF: You're kidding? What did you say?
Eagles: NO of course! What would I be doing then? Well I would be making Reck Maverick look right cause that would be making Flap have to face the CIA in a handicap match... oh speaking of the CIA I found out a few things about them today... like their real names!
Flap falls backwards out of his chair landing on the floor and ALF drops his jaw wide, both probably shocked that Josh took the time to find anything out.
Eagles: Their names are Knight and Thompson and the work for that President Pliskin guy, you know the crappy guy who thinks he is some sort of important?
Flap: Well holy futter! How am I supposed to wrestle now? I know the guys names, I can't do it!
Eagles: Nothing has changed, we are still going to kick some Tag Team Champion butt this week!
Flap: No, it was cool to think I was fighting some CIA agents, now they are just your everyday normal wrestlers who get their selves beat by just ONE Flanchiser, I thought the CIA might atleast take 2!
Flap, Josh, and ALF all start laughing once again as the grin slides back onto Flap's face.
ALF: So was that the end of your story?
Eagles: Oh, no the best part is still to come. So I get finished telling Rich where he can go and I am back limping down the hall when Reiko, you know that girl Reider hangs around with comes up to me and I stop, I am all nervous and she starts to talk to me, she says..."Look Josh, I know that Reider doesn't trust you, but I think you are being sincere that you are ready to change your ways and so I want you to see this."
So she goes walking off and naturally I follow, I mean I got no reason for once to think I will get attacked and she brings me to a tv and do you know who is on that TV... none other then my future opponent Kailus Holmes and his thug Marshall and that other no named guy who I don't care about a whole lot.
So Kailus is going on about his big tag match this week and how he keeps getting screwed over all the time, but you know what topic he keeps bringing up... Josh Eagles and this is the funny part, you ready? He is freaking scared of me!!! He is pissed that he has to defend the belt against me, I mean he tries to pass it off that he doesn't think I deserve to face him but you could see the fear in his eyes, hear the tremble in his voice.
Then he goes on about how I sneak attacked him and he didn't deserve it and something about me opening Pandora's Box... I have troubles understanding him with the panzy accent of his so I really don't know. But I mean come on... we are talking about the person who has yet to face me one on one, who always has to attack with two or three people by his side and he even admits to it. He said straight out that the fight isn't going to be Kailus Holmes vs Josh Eagles, but Kailus Holmes, Kyle Neverwinter, and Issac Marshall vs Josh Eagles!!
Tell me if I am wrong but isn't Kailus Holmes supposed to be our WORLD CHAMPION and he is scared of a cripple who can barely walk and has to even TALK SHIT ABOUT ME in the company of his thugs! Plus he has severe memory loss going on about being better then anybody else, yet I think Reck Maverick beat him in that best of the best match that happened a while back... or am I wrong?
Either way Holmes is going on about how he is not going to lose what he worked so hard to accomplish. I know first hand he has done nothing but have other people do his dirty work and cheat, I mean at least when I was doing things like that I fought my own damn matches and didn't hide behind a bunch of goons when I was in the ring!
ALF: K, now you're right... that is funny shit!
Eagles: No it is, cause all Kailus has managed to do is show the world that he is a punk. I actually thought he would give me a decent contest but strip away Neverwinter and Marshall and he is good for nothing come Reckless Abandon.
ALF: Well that is a lot easier said then done now isn't it?
Eagles: Not for me, trust me I got a plan that is going to even the odds big time. I am tired of the number game, come Reckless Abandon I am going to be facing Kailus Holmes one on one for the honor of claiming the POW World Title for my own.
Flap and Josh exchange a secretive look that ALF does notice.
ALF: You two have something planned don't you?
Eagles: Well ALF, if those they are all too busy with their own problems then I am thinking they aren't going to have time to organize a group attack on anyone anytime soon... but you will see what is coming their way soon. First Flap and I have Tag Team Champions to beat.
Flap: Wii!
Scene End
Josh only pauses every once in a while between laughing and telling something to Flap to wipe tears from his eyes and take a drink from a can of Diet Pepsi (DAMN REIDER AND HIS DIET PEPSI WAYS). Flap on the other hand just continues to look and giggle and seems way beyond the point of the hysteria that Josh is giving off.
Eagles: I am telling you Flap this day just keeps on getting better and better these were about the funniest things I have ever heard.
Flap: Yesum, even funnier coming from them!!
Both Josh and Flap begin laughing loudly again when ALF, Mister Flanagan's super duper outer space alien manager, who also happens to be a muppet enters and looks at the pair.
ALF: What's so damn funny? Did Oprah lose her wig again??
Flap: Nope, nope, Mister Eagles was just sharing with me a funny story!
ALF: Funnier then the time the Flanchiser got his date mixed up with Captain Ragnorack?
Flap: Yesum, although having Britney Spears for a night was kinda fun.
ALF: Alright I got to here this story!!
Eagles: Alright grab a seat and I will tell it again, it gets funnier with every telling it seems!
ALF grabs a chair and takes a seat as Josh takes a long swig of Diet Pepsi finishing the can and throwing it to the side.
Eagles: So it all began early this morning.
The scene begins to waiver in and out and goes into a "flashback" mode that has Josh Eagles walking, well actually it is more limping down the halls of the POW arena.
Eagles: So there I was limping my crippled ass down the hall minding my own, you know doing my own thing when I see these two shadows following me or something. Well everytime I turn around to try and see what it is, the seem to disappear. So here I am thinking that I am just getting paranoid since I always seem to get attacked by multiple people at any given time in the day... I swear I am the POW's own personal punching bag some days.
So anyway, finally I begin to just get right paranoid, I mean I know I can't see anyone but you know you can feel when something is following you. So I ducked behind this corner and I picked up this 2x4 that was just laying there on the ground and I waited, then it was like I was totally right and from outta nowhere Rich Morrison walks around the corner and POW I smack him right in the face with it and make his nose bleed.
So he gets up just yelling at me and I am trying to say I am sorry while he threatens to fire me and then I explain the whole someone following me and you know, well he tells me he was looking for me and anyway. So I end up going back to Mr. Morrison's office and do you have any idea what he told me?
ALF: I have no idea, that he wanted to give you a raise?
Eagles: The idea of Morrison giving money that isn't needed is laughable, no he tried instead to tell me he wanted to give me the rest of the time off until Reckless Abandon to heal my injuries!
ALF: You're kidding? What did you say?
Eagles: NO of course! What would I be doing then? Well I would be making Reck Maverick look right cause that would be making Flap have to face the CIA in a handicap match... oh speaking of the CIA I found out a few things about them today... like their real names!
Flap falls backwards out of his chair landing on the floor and ALF drops his jaw wide, both probably shocked that Josh took the time to find anything out.
Eagles: Their names are Knight and Thompson and the work for that President Pliskin guy, you know the crappy guy who thinks he is some sort of important?
Flap: Well holy futter! How am I supposed to wrestle now? I know the guys names, I can't do it!
Eagles: Nothing has changed, we are still going to kick some Tag Team Champion butt this week!
Flap: No, it was cool to think I was fighting some CIA agents, now they are just your everyday normal wrestlers who get their selves beat by just ONE Flanchiser, I thought the CIA might atleast take 2!
Flap, Josh, and ALF all start laughing once again as the grin slides back onto Flap's face.
ALF: So was that the end of your story?
Eagles: Oh, no the best part is still to come. So I get finished telling Rich where he can go and I am back limping down the hall when Reiko, you know that girl Reider hangs around with comes up to me and I stop, I am all nervous and she starts to talk to me, she says..."Look Josh, I know that Reider doesn't trust you, but I think you are being sincere that you are ready to change your ways and so I want you to see this."
So she goes walking off and naturally I follow, I mean I got no reason for once to think I will get attacked and she brings me to a tv and do you know who is on that TV... none other then my future opponent Kailus Holmes and his thug Marshall and that other no named guy who I don't care about a whole lot.
So Kailus is going on about his big tag match this week and how he keeps getting screwed over all the time, but you know what topic he keeps bringing up... Josh Eagles and this is the funny part, you ready? He is freaking scared of me!!! He is pissed that he has to defend the belt against me, I mean he tries to pass it off that he doesn't think I deserve to face him but you could see the fear in his eyes, hear the tremble in his voice.
Then he goes on about how I sneak attacked him and he didn't deserve it and something about me opening Pandora's Box... I have troubles understanding him with the panzy accent of his so I really don't know. But I mean come on... we are talking about the person who has yet to face me one on one, who always has to attack with two or three people by his side and he even admits to it. He said straight out that the fight isn't going to be Kailus Holmes vs Josh Eagles, but Kailus Holmes, Kyle Neverwinter, and Issac Marshall vs Josh Eagles!!
Tell me if I am wrong but isn't Kailus Holmes supposed to be our WORLD CHAMPION and he is scared of a cripple who can barely walk and has to even TALK SHIT ABOUT ME in the company of his thugs! Plus he has severe memory loss going on about being better then anybody else, yet I think Reck Maverick beat him in that best of the best match that happened a while back... or am I wrong?
Either way Holmes is going on about how he is not going to lose what he worked so hard to accomplish. I know first hand he has done nothing but have other people do his dirty work and cheat, I mean at least when I was doing things like that I fought my own damn matches and didn't hide behind a bunch of goons when I was in the ring!
ALF: K, now you're right... that is funny shit!
Eagles: No it is, cause all Kailus has managed to do is show the world that he is a punk. I actually thought he would give me a decent contest but strip away Neverwinter and Marshall and he is good for nothing come Reckless Abandon.
ALF: Well that is a lot easier said then done now isn't it?
Eagles: Not for me, trust me I got a plan that is going to even the odds big time. I am tired of the number game, come Reckless Abandon I am going to be facing Kailus Holmes one on one for the honor of claiming the POW World Title for my own.
Flap and Josh exchange a secretive look that ALF does notice.
ALF: You two have something planned don't you?
Eagles: Well ALF, if those they are all too busy with their own problems then I am thinking they aren't going to have time to organize a group attack on anyone anytime soon... but you will see what is coming their way soon. First Flap and I have Tag Team Champions to beat.
Flap: Wii!
Scene End