Post by THE_kailusHOLMES on Aug 29, 2007 20:31:28 GMT -6
The scene opened up in typical WWE fashion. Outside of a locker room door. Closed off to the eye. A sign was screwed onto it's wooden exterior so that people could see who exactly was currently residing in the small habitat. It read:
KAILUS HOLMES
The camera approached the door and slowly began to open it, revealing that two people stood inside talking. One tall, powerful and bald, the other dainty, feminine and Canadian. For those who had been in POW for a while now knew exactly who was inside, but as a reminder to those who are new and are unaware... it was The Enforcer Isaac Marshall and the ever so beautiful but deadly Bailey Tinsley.
The camera man was unfortunate to catch the two involved mid-way in a thrilling conversation.
Isaac Marshall: Yeah and then we took Josh Eagles and pummeled him to the floor, it was awesome.
Bailey Tinsley: Yeah I enjoyed watching it from the crowd, eh.
With the cameraman fully inside the locker room and heavily involved with the scene, again in typical WWE fashion, the superstars ignoring the machine as if it was not really there, the door swung open and introducing himself to the scene with a powerful and angered stare was The Kailus Holmes.
The Kailus Holmes: Who in the Holy Hand Grenade of f**k does Josh Eagles think he is?
He announced, immediately grinding the conversation to a screeching hault. Isaac and Bailey turned their heads and looked at their friend, sporting the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder, his latest trophy. Isaac smiled and folded his arms.
Isaac Marshall: Problem?
He enquired with a hint of sarcasm. Kailus looked up at his Enforcer and retaliated with a barrage of his own sarcastic wit.
The Kailus Holmes: Oh no! Everything is fine! Everything is great! Aside from the fact that Jay T. Nitro is an idiot and has obviously got some sort of vendetta against me, everything is just peachy!
Isaac Marshall: Why does JTN have it in for you?
Kailus scoffed ferociously at his friend, frustrated that he was even asking such a question. Kailus shook his head and continued to rant.
The Kailus Holmes: Why do you even have to ask? You were there for Christ sake! Didn't you see who JTN booked to face me for my World Heavyweight Championship?
Isaac Marshall: It's only Josh Eagles, man. You can-
The Kailus Holmes: Shut up.
He snapped, having enough of the banter and having enough of Isaac's comments. He didn't take too kindly to being ordered in such a way, and his smile soon faded. Kailus had known he had angered Isaac, but was pushed to a point where he was past caring.
The Kailus Holmes: I know that I can destroy Josh Eagles. I've done it before. But the thing that really pisses me off is that Josh thinks that because he lost his best of five to Reck Maverick, the same person who I am scheduled to face this week along with his third rate championship wearing partner John Anthony, that he deserves a World Championship match.
Last week, Jay T. Nitro did in fact book a match, pitting the three biggest champions in the POW today in a match together. Having the Midwestern and the Northeastern Heavyweight Champions on one team surely made for a formidable tandem, and Kailus knew this. He was enraged that he had to once again put up with the forces of the companies territorial figureheads.
Isaac Marshall: It's not as bad as it looks.
He reassured, trying to look on the positive side of the situation. Much like Isaac's beliefs, he never tried to look at the glass as half empty, no matter what the situation. When he debuted in his first match barely a month ago and was defeated by Flying Diamond Cutter Man, he took with a pinch of salt and didn't let it get him down.
The Kailus Holmes: No. It's worse. Because POW has to lose him yet again. May I remind you people that I am the hardest bastard to ever come out of Bastardville. I'm the World Heavyweight Champion! I should be out there partying with the A-listers, having a good time and enjoying myself. I shouldn't have to be concerned with a whiny little bitch like Josh Eagles.
Bailey Tinsley: Well it's not a bad thing considering you put him on the shelf before.
And her words were true, as Kailus did injure Josh about a month ago, injuring him and effectively putting him out of contention. Since then, although Kailus would never believe he deserved a sneak attack, he had been boasting about his actions and openly mocking Josh in an open forum.
The Kailus Holmes: Theres one thing you forgot about though, Bailey.
Bailey Tinsley: What's that?
The Kailus Holmes: That Josh Eagles is like a Cockroach.
Isaac Marshall: So he can survive a nuclear holocaust?
A long pause makes it's pressence known as Kailus stares blankly at his larger counter-part.
The Kailus Holmes: No you idiot! The fact that if you stomp him out they just come back for more. How the hell would Josh Eagles survive a nuclear holocaust?
Isaac Marshall: It was a joke, dude. Lighten up.
Somehow, Kailus was not impressed with the way that Isaac tried to lighten the mood.
The Kailus Holmes: I'll lighten up when Josh Eagles is out of the picture.
Bailey Tinsley: I wouldn't worry too much about Josh at the moment as you've got to face the Midwest and Northeastern Heavyweight Champions in a tag team match this week.
The Kailus Holmes: Oh great! Once again I have to put up with a wannabe ninja and a... a... I... really have no idea what John Anthony is all about.
Not only was Kailus now mocking John Anthony, much like he did with every single one of his opponents, but in all honesty, he never really took the time to even get to know what John Anthony was about. Considering the two did face briefly in the Best of the Best match a couple of weeks back, Kailus had not been concerned with picking up that much information on the “other” Heavyweight Champion.
Isaac Marshall: Some sort of goody-two shoes type guy.
The Kailus Holmes: Perfect. Two do-gooders. That's just what I need. A lot of spouting about how they are the forces of righteousness and that I am the force of evil and all that is wrong with the world. God, I hate that!
Isaac Marshall: You're forgetting though, you have No Remorse now. Things are going your way completely.
The Kailus Holmes: I am fully aware of the fact that the most dominant stable in all of professional wrestling is back, Isaac. I'm not senial. I don't need reminding. I mean, did you ever see No Remorse tear it up in TWN or PWF?
Isaac Marshall: Ugh... no. I never watched TWN or PWF.
And neither did a few of the people here. TWN or Total Wrestling Network and PWF with it's longer name of Pro Wrestling Federation, were the two companies owned by Wrestling's innovator in wrestling's business, Jay Jefferson. The now owner of United Wrestling League.
The Kailus Holmes: Well let me give you a little history lesson about No Remorse. See, when it was the originals. Me, Kyle Neverwinter and Benjamin “Memory” Pavan, we dominated both companies. Winning every major championship that there was to hold, aside from the tag team titles because let's face it, you didn't need a tag title to prove that you were the best faction out there. After all, we had at one stage the World Heavyweight title, the International title and the US title. We we're the best in the world and nobody could stop us. Not Robb Daniels, not Jefferson and not even Annihalator or his little slut of a protege Octavian!
Isaac Marshall: And now No Remorse is in POW.
The Kailus Holmes: No.
Bailey Tinsley: What do you mean no?
The Kailus Holmes: No Remorse isn't just in POW. We ARE POW! And JTN is going to wish that he had never signed us up to team against the two lower champions. Apart from No Remorse being the best faction in the world, let me just tell you three things that make Kailus Holmes so great!
Isaac Marshall: Oh no, not the list again.
Kailus has a list?!
The Kailus Holmes: Yeah, the list again.
Kailus reached into his pocket, careful not to accidenly have his title belt slide off him, he lowers it from his shoulder and pulls out a scrumpled sheet of paper with random scribblings jotted around it. He flicked his wrist and the sheet unravelled itself so Kailus could read it.
Isaac Marshall: Oh my God, you've written it down?
The Kailus Holmes: That's right!
He replied, smiling proudly before hacking wildly to clear his throat. Wanting to soak up as much egotistical self-promotion as he could.
The Kailus Holmes: Number One. I am so great because I destroyed Flying Diamond Can't Quite Cut it in POW Man to win not my first, not my second, third fourth or fifth World Championship... but my thirtieth. My thirtieth World Heavyweight Championship. A feat that I have yet to see anybody else repeat anywhere.
Isaac Marshall: Oh brother!
Isaac grunted, rolling his eyes.
The Kailus Holmes: Number Two! Because ever since I entered Power On Wrestling, nobody has been able to pin me or make me submit. Not Reck Maverick, even though he likes to think that he defeated me for the Best of the Best match- Reck beat nobody! He beat a guy who couldn't handle being in the same ring as me! That's not an achievement! That's like winning the pre-school swimming contest against eight years olds when your a grown man. It was a hollow victory!
Isaac Marshall: Hurry up and get to number three!
Isaac snapped, not interested in hearing the ramblings of a World Champion.
The Kailus Holmes: Gladly.
Kailus took the bitter tone one the cheek and carried on as if it was water off a ducks back. With a further rustling of the paper, he finally moved on to number three.
The Kailus Holmes: I need my drink, where's my Jack Daniels.
It seemed as if Kailus was just stalling to keep going and milk it for as long as he could. He scatted around the locker room, looking for his favourite drink.
KH: There it is!
He finally locates it on a table at the side of the room and pours himself a glass. Enjoying keeping Bailey and Isaac in what he believed to be suspense, he gently tipped the glass and drowned his mouth with it's harsh bitter taste.
The Kailus Holmes: That hits the spot, lemme just clear the pipes.
Again, hacking and coughing to clear his voice. Isaac eventually lost patience and snapped even more at his leader.
Isaac Marshall: Get on with it!
The Kailus Holmes: Number Three! And this one is my favourite one, it's because I am THE Kailus Holmes! I am the World Heavyweight Champion and I am unbeatable! I don't need a stupid gimmick like dressing up like a ninja, or praising the fans because without them I wouldn't be where I am today or any of that boring crap. What you see is what you get. A no gimmicks needed ass kicking machine!
He tosses the paper away and finally somebody acknowledges that the camera is still in the room. Kailus approaches the front of the lens and stares directly into it's deep, dark circular front.
The Kailus Holmes: And Josh, I promise you now, that you have opened up a pandoras box that you will never be able to shut. You wanted to get some revenge, well attacking me from behind was the closest thing that you will get because nobody is going to take away what I have accomplished. So if you actually believe in your heart of hearts that you can come back from your dodgy leg, stick your nose in my business and actually stand a chance of defeating me then I say this. Bring all you've got.
You're a target now, Josh. A target for three of the most dominant forces in Power On Wrestling. You don't just have to worry about me, Josh. You have to contend with the whole freaking package. The Enforcer Isaac Marshall, the Fate Kyle Neverwinter and of course me. THE Kailus Holmes. And this time, Josh... there's no Royal Flush to hold your hand. There's nobody watching your back. Nobody cares about you.
Pain is an artform, Josh. And soon, I will paint the town red with your blood.
KAILUS HOLMES
The camera approached the door and slowly began to open it, revealing that two people stood inside talking. One tall, powerful and bald, the other dainty, feminine and Canadian. For those who had been in POW for a while now knew exactly who was inside, but as a reminder to those who are new and are unaware... it was The Enforcer Isaac Marshall and the ever so beautiful but deadly Bailey Tinsley.
The camera man was unfortunate to catch the two involved mid-way in a thrilling conversation.
Isaac Marshall: Yeah and then we took Josh Eagles and pummeled him to the floor, it was awesome.
Bailey Tinsley: Yeah I enjoyed watching it from the crowd, eh.
With the cameraman fully inside the locker room and heavily involved with the scene, again in typical WWE fashion, the superstars ignoring the machine as if it was not really there, the door swung open and introducing himself to the scene with a powerful and angered stare was The Kailus Holmes.
The Kailus Holmes: Who in the Holy Hand Grenade of f**k does Josh Eagles think he is?
He announced, immediately grinding the conversation to a screeching hault. Isaac and Bailey turned their heads and looked at their friend, sporting the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder, his latest trophy. Isaac smiled and folded his arms.
Isaac Marshall: Problem?
He enquired with a hint of sarcasm. Kailus looked up at his Enforcer and retaliated with a barrage of his own sarcastic wit.
The Kailus Holmes: Oh no! Everything is fine! Everything is great! Aside from the fact that Jay T. Nitro is an idiot and has obviously got some sort of vendetta against me, everything is just peachy!
Isaac Marshall: Why does JTN have it in for you?
Kailus scoffed ferociously at his friend, frustrated that he was even asking such a question. Kailus shook his head and continued to rant.
The Kailus Holmes: Why do you even have to ask? You were there for Christ sake! Didn't you see who JTN booked to face me for my World Heavyweight Championship?
Isaac Marshall: It's only Josh Eagles, man. You can-
The Kailus Holmes: Shut up.
He snapped, having enough of the banter and having enough of Isaac's comments. He didn't take too kindly to being ordered in such a way, and his smile soon faded. Kailus had known he had angered Isaac, but was pushed to a point where he was past caring.
The Kailus Holmes: I know that I can destroy Josh Eagles. I've done it before. But the thing that really pisses me off is that Josh thinks that because he lost his best of five to Reck Maverick, the same person who I am scheduled to face this week along with his third rate championship wearing partner John Anthony, that he deserves a World Championship match.
Last week, Jay T. Nitro did in fact book a match, pitting the three biggest champions in the POW today in a match together. Having the Midwestern and the Northeastern Heavyweight Champions on one team surely made for a formidable tandem, and Kailus knew this. He was enraged that he had to once again put up with the forces of the companies territorial figureheads.
Isaac Marshall: It's not as bad as it looks.
He reassured, trying to look on the positive side of the situation. Much like Isaac's beliefs, he never tried to look at the glass as half empty, no matter what the situation. When he debuted in his first match barely a month ago and was defeated by Flying Diamond Cutter Man, he took with a pinch of salt and didn't let it get him down.
The Kailus Holmes: No. It's worse. Because POW has to lose him yet again. May I remind you people that I am the hardest bastard to ever come out of Bastardville. I'm the World Heavyweight Champion! I should be out there partying with the A-listers, having a good time and enjoying myself. I shouldn't have to be concerned with a whiny little bitch like Josh Eagles.
Bailey Tinsley: Well it's not a bad thing considering you put him on the shelf before.
And her words were true, as Kailus did injure Josh about a month ago, injuring him and effectively putting him out of contention. Since then, although Kailus would never believe he deserved a sneak attack, he had been boasting about his actions and openly mocking Josh in an open forum.
The Kailus Holmes: Theres one thing you forgot about though, Bailey.
Bailey Tinsley: What's that?
The Kailus Holmes: That Josh Eagles is like a Cockroach.
Isaac Marshall: So he can survive a nuclear holocaust?
A long pause makes it's pressence known as Kailus stares blankly at his larger counter-part.
The Kailus Holmes: No you idiot! The fact that if you stomp him out they just come back for more. How the hell would Josh Eagles survive a nuclear holocaust?
Isaac Marshall: It was a joke, dude. Lighten up.
Somehow, Kailus was not impressed with the way that Isaac tried to lighten the mood.
The Kailus Holmes: I'll lighten up when Josh Eagles is out of the picture.
Bailey Tinsley: I wouldn't worry too much about Josh at the moment as you've got to face the Midwest and Northeastern Heavyweight Champions in a tag team match this week.
The Kailus Holmes: Oh great! Once again I have to put up with a wannabe ninja and a... a... I... really have no idea what John Anthony is all about.
Not only was Kailus now mocking John Anthony, much like he did with every single one of his opponents, but in all honesty, he never really took the time to even get to know what John Anthony was about. Considering the two did face briefly in the Best of the Best match a couple of weeks back, Kailus had not been concerned with picking up that much information on the “other” Heavyweight Champion.
Isaac Marshall: Some sort of goody-two shoes type guy.
The Kailus Holmes: Perfect. Two do-gooders. That's just what I need. A lot of spouting about how they are the forces of righteousness and that I am the force of evil and all that is wrong with the world. God, I hate that!
Isaac Marshall: You're forgetting though, you have No Remorse now. Things are going your way completely.
The Kailus Holmes: I am fully aware of the fact that the most dominant stable in all of professional wrestling is back, Isaac. I'm not senial. I don't need reminding. I mean, did you ever see No Remorse tear it up in TWN or PWF?
Isaac Marshall: Ugh... no. I never watched TWN or PWF.
And neither did a few of the people here. TWN or Total Wrestling Network and PWF with it's longer name of Pro Wrestling Federation, were the two companies owned by Wrestling's innovator in wrestling's business, Jay Jefferson. The now owner of United Wrestling League.
The Kailus Holmes: Well let me give you a little history lesson about No Remorse. See, when it was the originals. Me, Kyle Neverwinter and Benjamin “Memory” Pavan, we dominated both companies. Winning every major championship that there was to hold, aside from the tag team titles because let's face it, you didn't need a tag title to prove that you were the best faction out there. After all, we had at one stage the World Heavyweight title, the International title and the US title. We we're the best in the world and nobody could stop us. Not Robb Daniels, not Jefferson and not even Annihalator or his little slut of a protege Octavian!
Isaac Marshall: And now No Remorse is in POW.
The Kailus Holmes: No.
Bailey Tinsley: What do you mean no?
The Kailus Holmes: No Remorse isn't just in POW. We ARE POW! And JTN is going to wish that he had never signed us up to team against the two lower champions. Apart from No Remorse being the best faction in the world, let me just tell you three things that make Kailus Holmes so great!
Isaac Marshall: Oh no, not the list again.
Kailus has a list?!
The Kailus Holmes: Yeah, the list again.
Kailus reached into his pocket, careful not to accidenly have his title belt slide off him, he lowers it from his shoulder and pulls out a scrumpled sheet of paper with random scribblings jotted around it. He flicked his wrist and the sheet unravelled itself so Kailus could read it.
Isaac Marshall: Oh my God, you've written it down?
The Kailus Holmes: That's right!
He replied, smiling proudly before hacking wildly to clear his throat. Wanting to soak up as much egotistical self-promotion as he could.
The Kailus Holmes: Number One. I am so great because I destroyed Flying Diamond Can't Quite Cut it in POW Man to win not my first, not my second, third fourth or fifth World Championship... but my thirtieth. My thirtieth World Heavyweight Championship. A feat that I have yet to see anybody else repeat anywhere.
Isaac Marshall: Oh brother!
Isaac grunted, rolling his eyes.
The Kailus Holmes: Number Two! Because ever since I entered Power On Wrestling, nobody has been able to pin me or make me submit. Not Reck Maverick, even though he likes to think that he defeated me for the Best of the Best match- Reck beat nobody! He beat a guy who couldn't handle being in the same ring as me! That's not an achievement! That's like winning the pre-school swimming contest against eight years olds when your a grown man. It was a hollow victory!
Isaac Marshall: Hurry up and get to number three!
Isaac snapped, not interested in hearing the ramblings of a World Champion.
The Kailus Holmes: Gladly.
Kailus took the bitter tone one the cheek and carried on as if it was water off a ducks back. With a further rustling of the paper, he finally moved on to number three.
The Kailus Holmes: I need my drink, where's my Jack Daniels.
It seemed as if Kailus was just stalling to keep going and milk it for as long as he could. He scatted around the locker room, looking for his favourite drink.
KH: There it is!
He finally locates it on a table at the side of the room and pours himself a glass. Enjoying keeping Bailey and Isaac in what he believed to be suspense, he gently tipped the glass and drowned his mouth with it's harsh bitter taste.
The Kailus Holmes: That hits the spot, lemme just clear the pipes.
Again, hacking and coughing to clear his voice. Isaac eventually lost patience and snapped even more at his leader.
Isaac Marshall: Get on with it!
The Kailus Holmes: Number Three! And this one is my favourite one, it's because I am THE Kailus Holmes! I am the World Heavyweight Champion and I am unbeatable! I don't need a stupid gimmick like dressing up like a ninja, or praising the fans because without them I wouldn't be where I am today or any of that boring crap. What you see is what you get. A no gimmicks needed ass kicking machine!
He tosses the paper away and finally somebody acknowledges that the camera is still in the room. Kailus approaches the front of the lens and stares directly into it's deep, dark circular front.
The Kailus Holmes: And Josh, I promise you now, that you have opened up a pandoras box that you will never be able to shut. You wanted to get some revenge, well attacking me from behind was the closest thing that you will get because nobody is going to take away what I have accomplished. So if you actually believe in your heart of hearts that you can come back from your dodgy leg, stick your nose in my business and actually stand a chance of defeating me then I say this. Bring all you've got.
You're a target now, Josh. A target for three of the most dominant forces in Power On Wrestling. You don't just have to worry about me, Josh. You have to contend with the whole freaking package. The Enforcer Isaac Marshall, the Fate Kyle Neverwinter and of course me. THE Kailus Holmes. And this time, Josh... there's no Royal Flush to hold your hand. There's nobody watching your back. Nobody cares about you.
Pain is an artform, Josh. And soon, I will paint the town red with your blood.
