Ah crap

[daviddemolition]

The scene is inside the Presidential Room. President Pliskin is sitting behind his desk, as always with his feet propted up on the desk. He is looking through the bio of "The Rude Boy" Splinter as a knock is heard at the door

Prez
Come in

The door opens as Beth Pliskin walks into the room

Prez
Been awhile since I saw you, eh?

Beth
Yeah, um Rob listen...about your match...

Prez
Oh, my match with Splinter? No worries, I found out all I need to know on this British Prick. He won't know what's coming to him when he gets into the ring with me.

Beth
Yeah, Rob--

Prez
What? Are you worried? Listen, the only reason I ran from the f*g is because I was extremely tired out. I mean, I did all the work while Carnage did shit. And now, Carnage is out of a job, as is Josh Wild. Hell, to be serious, I'm surprised Splinter is still here as well. No worries, another thorn in my side.

Beth
Listen Rob--

Prez
Jesus you're still f**king worried? God damn, listen, there is now way on God's Green Earth and on MY Red White and Blue country that Splinter can muster a win against me! OKAY?! Maybe that UK cocksucker should go back to Liverpool or wherever the hell he came from, since he's not welcomed into MY country, okay? OK--

Beth
Rob I'm pregnant.

Prez stops in the middle of his sentence and just looksat Beth, bewildered. The screen zooms out, picturing the entire white house as we hear Prez yelling "FFFUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!".

MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN KANSAS CITY

We see Thomas Knight and Steven Thompson in their locker rooms. Then from out of nowhere, we hear a more hushed version of Prez yelling the F-Bomb.

Thomas Knight
What in the blue hell was that?

Steven Thompson
Oh, that must have been Prez yelling the F-Word cause he found out his wife was pregnant.

Thomas Knight
Oh, okay.