Post by cia on Sept 2, 2007 18:14:31 GMT -6
The scene is a school auditorium. The Principal of this school is standing in front of the curtains as the school kids are seated. It looks like they are in the 6th grade, in middle school. The Principal has a microphone in hand as he puts it to his mouth
Principal
All right, we have two special guests here tonight! Now does anyone here watch wrestling?
No one raises their hands
Principal
I SAID DOES ANYONE WATCH WATCH f**kING WRESTLING!?
All the students in the auditorium raise their hands with fear
Principal
Then everyone here knows of Power On Wrestling!
Unknown Kid in the Audience
uh, I guess so
Principal
Good! Then let me introduce you to the Great Britain--
Thomas Knight
Northeast numb nuts.
Principal
--Northeast Tag Team Champions, Thomas Knight and Steven Thompson!
The Curtains open as we see Knight and Thompson in seats next to one another. Above of them is a "Night time TV" banner, with a "K" badly written in black magic marker in front of the "N". Both CIA Agents have their tag titles on their laps as Knight and Thompson have microphone in their hands
Thomas Knight
Hello ladies and Gentlemen!
No one answers Knight
Principal
HE SAID HELLO YOU LITTLE PRICKS!
The kids are then shaken with fear as they say "Hellllo" to the Central Intelligence Agency
Steven Thompson
That's better. Now, next week at Road to Reckless Abandon, we face Final Cunts-- I mean Final Cut in a non-title match! Final Cut, mainly Night since Daye can't speak for himself, had a few words for us. Let's hear it! Roll the tape.
The tape begins as the promo begins. Um..however, we can clearly tell that it is Thompsons voice.....
"Night"
Uh-um-er-yeah, n-n-n-n-Next week ew face CIA.....w-w-w-w-We don't want to get hurt...
Knight's laughter can be heard inn the background as Thompson silently shouts out "Shut the f**k Up!".
"Night"
Please go easy on us....
The tape ends
Thomas Knight
And there you have it! Night time TV everyone!
Awkward silence hits the Auditorium
Principal
CLAP YOU SHIT HEADS!
The auditorium echos a few claps, but nothing big
Steven Thompson
Me and Thom thought about this long and hard, but since we're nice guys, we just had to do this!
Thomas Knight
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Final Cut, Daye and Night!
A few claps are heard as two people walk on screen. They look nothing like Night or Daye, they have extremely different bodies, but they have Night and Daye Halloween masks on. They wave to the kids as they shake hands with CIA as they sit down in their respective chairs.
"Night"
Hello everyone! Allow me to introduce myself, as if I needed one! I am the Serial Rapist Baby Killer and your sister's creepy stalker that hides in the bush just right outside her window and watches her undress, I am Night!
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Thomas Knight
Glad to have you two aboard!
"Night"
No problem!
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Steven Thompson
Now, before you two entered, we showed every student here in whateverthehellthischoolsnameis your promo. What do you guys have to say about that?
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Steven Thompson
Yes we know.
"Night"
Welll you see CIA, lemme take you back to red White and Bruised, you see, me and my partner here Daye won the Northeast Tag Team titles. Our first defense was against the Stoned Raiders. Um, we got our asses kicked by Potheads. Then you beat the Stoned Raiders. So mathematically, we can't beat you....
"Night" hangs his head in shame
Thomas Knight
You see kiddies, even someone like Night knows Physics.
Steven Thompson
Mathematics.
Thomas Knight
Gesundheit. Now, our first question is for you Daye. Next week marks your first match back from your injury. What do you have to say to the people that doubted you?
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Steven Thompson
Great answer Daye!
Thomas Knight
Now this question is for both of you. Do you think that somewhere down the line, you'll be able to get these tag titles?
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Thomas Knight
Is that the only thing you can say!?
"Daye"
My word! Have I wrecked such carnage with my own three words!? Have I destroyed the well being of not only myself but of my companion and loyal friends Night!? You do not know what it is to be Night and I! We have to walk to the squared circle and face America's Government! This is a predicament, as I love my fellow nation! There are only two options, be victorious with my comrade and be exiled from the United States, or lose and never get a chance at such glory ever again!
Even more awkward silence hits the auditorium as Knight and Thompson look at each other. They then focus on Daye. We can see Night moving his chair a little bit away from Daye
"Night"
uh............That answer is quite obvious. The answer is no. You see, with you as tag team champs, we can never get gold unless we crawl back to JTN crying to go back to Midwest.
Steven Thompson
Oh boy, that seems to be all we can get. Our time is up. Thank you for joining us Final Cut.
"Night"
Thank you for letting us on.
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
"Final Cut" get up and put their mics on the seat as they walk off stage and off screen
Thomas Knight
Uh...Steve....
Steven Thompson
Yeah?
Thomas Knight
We got, like, three minutes left.
Steven Thompson
Ah crap.
Thompson gets back into his seat and thinks for a minute before snapping his fingers. He then faces the audience
Steven Thompson
Who wants to see dead bodies?
The auditorium erupts in cheers and yays
Steven Thompson
Okay then!
Thompson pulls out a magnum and shoots, firing widely into the audience. The kids scream and run off as the screen fades to black
Principal
All right, we have two special guests here tonight! Now does anyone here watch wrestling?
No one raises their hands
Principal
I SAID DOES ANYONE WATCH WATCH f**kING WRESTLING!?
All the students in the auditorium raise their hands with fear
Principal
Then everyone here knows of Power On Wrestling!
Unknown Kid in the Audience
uh, I guess so
Principal
Good! Then let me introduce you to the Great Britain--
Thomas Knight
Northeast numb nuts.
Principal
--Northeast Tag Team Champions, Thomas Knight and Steven Thompson!
The Curtains open as we see Knight and Thompson in seats next to one another. Above of them is a "Night time TV" banner, with a "K" badly written in black magic marker in front of the "N". Both CIA Agents have their tag titles on their laps as Knight and Thompson have microphone in their hands
Thomas Knight
Hello ladies and Gentlemen!
No one answers Knight
Principal
HE SAID HELLO YOU LITTLE PRICKS!
The kids are then shaken with fear as they say "Hellllo" to the Central Intelligence Agency
Steven Thompson
That's better. Now, next week at Road to Reckless Abandon, we face Final Cunts-- I mean Final Cut in a non-title match! Final Cut, mainly Night since Daye can't speak for himself, had a few words for us. Let's hear it! Roll the tape.
The tape begins as the promo begins. Um..however, we can clearly tell that it is Thompsons voice.....
"Night"
Uh-um-er-yeah, n-n-n-n-Next week ew face CIA.....w-w-w-w-We don't want to get hurt...
Knight's laughter can be heard inn the background as Thompson silently shouts out "Shut the f**k Up!".
"Night"
Please go easy on us....
The tape ends
Thomas Knight
And there you have it! Night time TV everyone!
Awkward silence hits the Auditorium
Principal
CLAP YOU SHIT HEADS!
The auditorium echos a few claps, but nothing big
Steven Thompson
Me and Thom thought about this long and hard, but since we're nice guys, we just had to do this!
Thomas Knight
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Final Cut, Daye and Night!
A few claps are heard as two people walk on screen. They look nothing like Night or Daye, they have extremely different bodies, but they have Night and Daye Halloween masks on. They wave to the kids as they shake hands with CIA as they sit down in their respective chairs.
"Night"
Hello everyone! Allow me to introduce myself, as if I needed one! I am the Serial Rapist Baby Killer and your sister's creepy stalker that hides in the bush just right outside her window and watches her undress, I am Night!
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Thomas Knight
Glad to have you two aboard!
"Night"
No problem!
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Steven Thompson
Now, before you two entered, we showed every student here in whateverthehellthischoolsnameis your promo. What do you guys have to say about that?
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Steven Thompson
Yes we know.
"Night"
Welll you see CIA, lemme take you back to red White and Bruised, you see, me and my partner here Daye won the Northeast Tag Team titles. Our first defense was against the Stoned Raiders. Um, we got our asses kicked by Potheads. Then you beat the Stoned Raiders. So mathematically, we can't beat you....
"Night" hangs his head in shame
Thomas Knight
You see kiddies, even someone like Night knows Physics.
Steven Thompson
Mathematics.
Thomas Knight
Gesundheit. Now, our first question is for you Daye. Next week marks your first match back from your injury. What do you have to say to the people that doubted you?
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Steven Thompson
Great answer Daye!
Thomas Knight
Now this question is for both of you. Do you think that somewhere down the line, you'll be able to get these tag titles?
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
Thomas Knight
Is that the only thing you can say!?
"Daye"
My word! Have I wrecked such carnage with my own three words!? Have I destroyed the well being of not only myself but of my companion and loyal friends Night!? You do not know what it is to be Night and I! We have to walk to the squared circle and face America's Government! This is a predicament, as I love my fellow nation! There are only two options, be victorious with my comrade and be exiled from the United States, or lose and never get a chance at such glory ever again!
Even more awkward silence hits the auditorium as Knight and Thompson look at each other. They then focus on Daye. We can see Night moving his chair a little bit away from Daye
"Night"
uh............That answer is quite obvious. The answer is no. You see, with you as tag team champs, we can never get gold unless we crawl back to JTN crying to go back to Midwest.
Steven Thompson
Oh boy, that seems to be all we can get. Our time is up. Thank you for joining us Final Cut.
"Night"
Thank you for letting us on.
"Daye"
I'm Daye bitch.
"Final Cut" get up and put their mics on the seat as they walk off stage and off screen
Thomas Knight
Uh...Steve....
Steven Thompson
Yeah?
Thomas Knight
We got, like, three minutes left.
Steven Thompson
Ah crap.
Thompson gets back into his seat and thinks for a minute before snapping his fingers. He then faces the audience
Steven Thompson
Who wants to see dead bodies?
The auditorium erupts in cheers and yays
Steven Thompson
Okay then!
Thompson pulls out a magnum and shoots, firing widely into the audience. The kids scream and run off as the screen fades to black