Post by eagles on Aug 31, 2007 23:22:06 GMT -6
The scene opens in a very different style then most Eagles scenes and you can tell it is an Eagles scene do to the fact that Josh Eagles is sitting in a chair with his legs crossed and his elbow on a small table with two glasses of water on it opposite of POW interviewer (who for sake of bad memory we will call) Kilgreen. Josh is wearing a nice suit and has his hair pulled back in a pony tail with a big smile on his face.
Kilgreen: Well Mr. Eagles I am going to have to say this is a very odd request, I don't think I have ever done an interview of this sort before.
Eagles: Well I just wanted to give the POW a chance to see my side of things, you know give the people what they want... I don't know it was Flap's idea!!
Kilgreen: You listened to Flap? You really have turned over a new leaf.
Josh just raises his eyebrow at Kilgreen and his lip twitches a little but the smile stays. Kilgreen blushes and lowers his head a little.
Kilgreen: Well I was just saying you know... well anyway I am glad to have the chance for this interview so let's just get right into what all the world wants to know and how is your leg?
Eagles: Are you serious? What kind of interviewer are you? I mean you have the face that I am facing Kyle Neverwinter in a Pinfall Only Match this week, I am facing Kailus Holmes for the World Title in an "I Quit" match at Reckless Abandon, I have not been defeated and have actually picked up two wins myself since returning, the Flanchise Player Flap Flanagan has aligned himself with me once again and what you think is on everyone's mind is how my leg is doing???
Kilgreen: Well... yeah?
Eagles: Oh, fair enough, well I would say my leg is doing much better, I went an entire week without getting jumped or beat on... it's a world record!
Kilgreen: Well that is true, as a matter of fact you were the one to get the upper hand sort of speak last week. I have to ask now that I am thinking of it, what happened to Issac Marshall during that match?
Eagles: Well everyone knew that Flap and I had a plan and it was a simple one... divide and conquer! I am no fool, even though Kailus appears to be afraid of me and needs all his henchmen around all the time he is still smart. He knows that I am injured and is using his hired muscle and his own brain to put me at a disadvantage! If I had let things go down the path that it was sure to follow then I would have went to Reckless Abandon and I would have lost, so I had to come up with a plan of my own and I needed Flap for it.
So last week I went and talked to JTN and explained to him what was going on and he agreed with Rich Morrison, I am way to valuable to take the chance of being shelved again before Reckless Abandon, but he didn't want to give me time off but instead even the odds a little, hence we made sure that it would be "one on one" at Reckless Abandon by banning Marshall and Neverwinter from ringside for our match!"
Kilgreen: Well that was ingenious of you really.
Eagles: Well as much as people don't want to admit it I have been in the game for a long time and know how to handle myself, I used to wrestle the same way that Holmes does now... so I know all the tricks which is why there was more to the plan then just that. You see, I may have had my match at RA taken care of but that doesn't stop what happens between now and then so I had to take care of that. Which as you can see I did! Next week I have Kyle Neverwinter and Flap is facing Kailus Holmes which means they will both be way too distracted with their own matches to worry about beating me all over the arena in a big group!!!
Kilgreen: Well that is fine and dandy, minus the part that Marshall seems to be around everywhere.
Eagles: No, no I didn't you see I think Marshall is going to think twice after last week before he gets involved in one of my matches. So well I put together this footage for you to see what happened to the great muscle in these parts!
The scene fades out and opens back up with curtains swinging backwards and Eagles limping through them and almost right after him Issac Marshall stocks through with a steel chair, he chases Josh for another second before stopping dead in his tracks. The camera turns around and standing beside Josh is Flap and ALF both with big grins on their faces, Issac laughs at the trio and takes another step forward until Maria pops out from behind him and pokes him in the back.
Issac jumps dropping the chair and turns around to see Maria standing there laughing and growls at her but Josh and Flap grab him by the arm and drag him into a room close by and slam the door shut, a lot of banging and loud noises begin to issue from the room until it goes quiet and the door opens and Flap and Josh emerge with smiles on. Then the scene flicks back to the interview and Josh is smiling wide.
Kilgreen: Well what happened? Did you beat him or something?
Eagles: Never! I am reformed from such things, we actually strapped him into a chair and made him watch reruns of the Teletubbies over and over and over again!!
Kilgreen: That is your punishment?
Eagles: Well yeah, big butchy guy like that... have you ever seen that show, I mean it is horrible!!
Kilgreen begins to shake his head while Josh takes a long drink of water.
Kilgreen: Well then let's move right along and why don't you tell us about your thoughts on Kyle Neverwinter?
Eagles: Kyle, Kyle, Kyle... where do you begin? Well let's start by saying he is really really out there isn't he? I mean he wants to live in my shoes, talk about jealous much? Let me tell you something I heard the way both Kyle and Kailus went off last week and while Kailus was scared and what not atleast he was still being a man about it... while Kyle on the other hand, wow let me tell you about High School drama.
Did you hear the way he whined last week about everything there was to do with me? I mean complaining that I have a title shot and what not and that he didn't, but I mean he has had like what four maybe five matches since coming to the POW and he thinks he is all mister high and mighty big boy in town. Well that is fine and dandy I don't mind being mocked, really I have done my own mocking in my day... you know being a 3x World Champion, a 7x Tag Team Champion, and held various other singles titles in my career, plus having what I would say an impressive record of 11 wins and only 6 losses thus far in the POW, so hey I understand why I am a no good wrestler and he is god.
Who am i kidding really? It was a sad display from someone who has as much talent as Kyle does. He shouldn't be taking orders from a second rate paper champion who is just using him like Kailus Holmes, instead he should be making his own career wrestling his own style and stop whining like a little baby and actually do the kinda things he says he is going to do.
Kilgreen: So I take it your opinion on Kyle is not all that high?
Eagles: No you mistake me... I don't think low of Kyle at all, he is an amazing athlete it is his attitude that I don't like, his motives that drive me up the wall, and just his general out look on him being god and all kinda makes me mad, just a tiny bit. So no I don't look down on Kyle, I kinda just look through him that's all. You see it is all fake a cry for help and that's why he likes to hide behind Holmes he like to suckle on the power tit and what not and Kailus has the power since he is our "champion" and all.
So this week I will go out and I will face him and I will do what I always do and I will put on a hell of a showing and we will see first hand what Kyle Neverwinter is all about and before the question comes no I am not worried. I am praying that when Kyle hears this he doesn't respond with the same old heel dribble that most do or that he doesn't go on about that whole he has seen my fate and it has come to an end thing cause that is really old and cliche and I want to hear something more... original!"
Kilgreen: What are your thoughts on this being a pin fall only match up?
Eagles: Yeah, I really don't get the motive behind that choice??
Kilgreen: Well if you watched your match with Anthony when you returned your leg prevented you from mounting any offense that wasn't to do with a submission hold, so maybe he is trying to weaken you more by giving Kyle a huge advantage in this match up.
Eagles: Sound theory... won't work!
Kilgreen: How so?
Eagles: Well if I put Kyle in the Eagles Claw or lock in a sleeper hold and he passes out... do you think when I pin him he will be able to kick out while sleeping?
Kilgreen: Well I guess you are right! This is a pin fall only, not a submissions ban match... good call!
Eagles: Thank you.
Kilgreen: So I guess to sum it up, what are your thoughts on your match with Kailus at RA?
Eagles: Nothing.
Kilgreen: Nothing? How can they be nothing?
Eagles: I can't afford to have thoughts on Kailus Holmes right now or the whole point of divide and conquer was for nothing. Flap is fighting Kailus and I am facing a very capable Kyle Neverwinter which is where my mind needs to be and it needs to stay. I won't look past Kyle and onto Reckless Abandon or else I will lose this week and well frankly, you know what I haven't done yet?
Kilgreen: What?
Eagles: I still haven't paid Kyle back for that little attack there from the other week, so he is so mad that I called him a rookie and apparently broke "face" in doing so... well allow me to do it again, cause when I am done with Kyle this week, he will look like nothing more then a rookie compared to me, injured leg or not!!
Kilgreen: Well I think that is about all the time we have, do you have any last comments?
Eagles: One actually... just cause I gotta do it. Kyle live your life good this week, cause your fate is about to draw to a close... you see, you see what I mean, that just sounds so corny and over cliched!!!
Josh gets up from his chair laughing as Kilgreen sits there looking stunned and the scene fades out.
Kilgreen: Well Mr. Eagles I am going to have to say this is a very odd request, I don't think I have ever done an interview of this sort before.
Eagles: Well I just wanted to give the POW a chance to see my side of things, you know give the people what they want... I don't know it was Flap's idea!!
Kilgreen: You listened to Flap? You really have turned over a new leaf.
Josh just raises his eyebrow at Kilgreen and his lip twitches a little but the smile stays. Kilgreen blushes and lowers his head a little.
Kilgreen: Well I was just saying you know... well anyway I am glad to have the chance for this interview so let's just get right into what all the world wants to know and how is your leg?
Eagles: Are you serious? What kind of interviewer are you? I mean you have the face that I am facing Kyle Neverwinter in a Pinfall Only Match this week, I am facing Kailus Holmes for the World Title in an "I Quit" match at Reckless Abandon, I have not been defeated and have actually picked up two wins myself since returning, the Flanchise Player Flap Flanagan has aligned himself with me once again and what you think is on everyone's mind is how my leg is doing???
Kilgreen: Well... yeah?
Eagles: Oh, fair enough, well I would say my leg is doing much better, I went an entire week without getting jumped or beat on... it's a world record!
Kilgreen: Well that is true, as a matter of fact you were the one to get the upper hand sort of speak last week. I have to ask now that I am thinking of it, what happened to Issac Marshall during that match?
Eagles: Well everyone knew that Flap and I had a plan and it was a simple one... divide and conquer! I am no fool, even though Kailus appears to be afraid of me and needs all his henchmen around all the time he is still smart. He knows that I am injured and is using his hired muscle and his own brain to put me at a disadvantage! If I had let things go down the path that it was sure to follow then I would have went to Reckless Abandon and I would have lost, so I had to come up with a plan of my own and I needed Flap for it.
So last week I went and talked to JTN and explained to him what was going on and he agreed with Rich Morrison, I am way to valuable to take the chance of being shelved again before Reckless Abandon, but he didn't want to give me time off but instead even the odds a little, hence we made sure that it would be "one on one" at Reckless Abandon by banning Marshall and Neverwinter from ringside for our match!"
Kilgreen: Well that was ingenious of you really.
Eagles: Well as much as people don't want to admit it I have been in the game for a long time and know how to handle myself, I used to wrestle the same way that Holmes does now... so I know all the tricks which is why there was more to the plan then just that. You see, I may have had my match at RA taken care of but that doesn't stop what happens between now and then so I had to take care of that. Which as you can see I did! Next week I have Kyle Neverwinter and Flap is facing Kailus Holmes which means they will both be way too distracted with their own matches to worry about beating me all over the arena in a big group!!!
Kilgreen: Well that is fine and dandy, minus the part that Marshall seems to be around everywhere.
Eagles: No, no I didn't you see I think Marshall is going to think twice after last week before he gets involved in one of my matches. So well I put together this footage for you to see what happened to the great muscle in these parts!
The scene fades out and opens back up with curtains swinging backwards and Eagles limping through them and almost right after him Issac Marshall stocks through with a steel chair, he chases Josh for another second before stopping dead in his tracks. The camera turns around and standing beside Josh is Flap and ALF both with big grins on their faces, Issac laughs at the trio and takes another step forward until Maria pops out from behind him and pokes him in the back.
Issac jumps dropping the chair and turns around to see Maria standing there laughing and growls at her but Josh and Flap grab him by the arm and drag him into a room close by and slam the door shut, a lot of banging and loud noises begin to issue from the room until it goes quiet and the door opens and Flap and Josh emerge with smiles on. Then the scene flicks back to the interview and Josh is smiling wide.
Kilgreen: Well what happened? Did you beat him or something?
Eagles: Never! I am reformed from such things, we actually strapped him into a chair and made him watch reruns of the Teletubbies over and over and over again!!
Kilgreen: That is your punishment?
Eagles: Well yeah, big butchy guy like that... have you ever seen that show, I mean it is horrible!!
Kilgreen begins to shake his head while Josh takes a long drink of water.
Kilgreen: Well then let's move right along and why don't you tell us about your thoughts on Kyle Neverwinter?
Eagles: Kyle, Kyle, Kyle... where do you begin? Well let's start by saying he is really really out there isn't he? I mean he wants to live in my shoes, talk about jealous much? Let me tell you something I heard the way both Kyle and Kailus went off last week and while Kailus was scared and what not atleast he was still being a man about it... while Kyle on the other hand, wow let me tell you about High School drama.
Did you hear the way he whined last week about everything there was to do with me? I mean complaining that I have a title shot and what not and that he didn't, but I mean he has had like what four maybe five matches since coming to the POW and he thinks he is all mister high and mighty big boy in town. Well that is fine and dandy I don't mind being mocked, really I have done my own mocking in my day... you know being a 3x World Champion, a 7x Tag Team Champion, and held various other singles titles in my career, plus having what I would say an impressive record of 11 wins and only 6 losses thus far in the POW, so hey I understand why I am a no good wrestler and he is god.
Who am i kidding really? It was a sad display from someone who has as much talent as Kyle does. He shouldn't be taking orders from a second rate paper champion who is just using him like Kailus Holmes, instead he should be making his own career wrestling his own style and stop whining like a little baby and actually do the kinda things he says he is going to do.
Kilgreen: So I take it your opinion on Kyle is not all that high?
Eagles: No you mistake me... I don't think low of Kyle at all, he is an amazing athlete it is his attitude that I don't like, his motives that drive me up the wall, and just his general out look on him being god and all kinda makes me mad, just a tiny bit. So no I don't look down on Kyle, I kinda just look through him that's all. You see it is all fake a cry for help and that's why he likes to hide behind Holmes he like to suckle on the power tit and what not and Kailus has the power since he is our "champion" and all.
So this week I will go out and I will face him and I will do what I always do and I will put on a hell of a showing and we will see first hand what Kyle Neverwinter is all about and before the question comes no I am not worried. I am praying that when Kyle hears this he doesn't respond with the same old heel dribble that most do or that he doesn't go on about that whole he has seen my fate and it has come to an end thing cause that is really old and cliche and I want to hear something more... original!"
Kilgreen: What are your thoughts on this being a pin fall only match up?
Eagles: Yeah, I really don't get the motive behind that choice??
Kilgreen: Well if you watched your match with Anthony when you returned your leg prevented you from mounting any offense that wasn't to do with a submission hold, so maybe he is trying to weaken you more by giving Kyle a huge advantage in this match up.
Eagles: Sound theory... won't work!
Kilgreen: How so?
Eagles: Well if I put Kyle in the Eagles Claw or lock in a sleeper hold and he passes out... do you think when I pin him he will be able to kick out while sleeping?
Kilgreen: Well I guess you are right! This is a pin fall only, not a submissions ban match... good call!
Eagles: Thank you.
Kilgreen: So I guess to sum it up, what are your thoughts on your match with Kailus at RA?
Eagles: Nothing.
Kilgreen: Nothing? How can they be nothing?
Eagles: I can't afford to have thoughts on Kailus Holmes right now or the whole point of divide and conquer was for nothing. Flap is fighting Kailus and I am facing a very capable Kyle Neverwinter which is where my mind needs to be and it needs to stay. I won't look past Kyle and onto Reckless Abandon or else I will lose this week and well frankly, you know what I haven't done yet?
Kilgreen: What?
Eagles: I still haven't paid Kyle back for that little attack there from the other week, so he is so mad that I called him a rookie and apparently broke "face" in doing so... well allow me to do it again, cause when I am done with Kyle this week, he will look like nothing more then a rookie compared to me, injured leg or not!!
Kilgreen: Well I think that is about all the time we have, do you have any last comments?
Eagles: One actually... just cause I gotta do it. Kyle live your life good this week, cause your fate is about to draw to a close... you see, you see what I mean, that just sounds so corny and over cliched!!!
Josh gets up from his chair laughing as Kilgreen sits there looking stunned and the scene fades out.