Post by Flap Flanagan on Sept 9, 2007 10:50:01 GMT -6
Flanchise Flap Flanagan comes into picture where we see him pacing one side of the arena parking lot to the other. It seems something is troubling the Dr Pepper King, But what? Just Then someone jumps into picture which has Flap jump back a feet or two, then Flap just stays still has he stares down THE MAN in the SHADOWS! Cannot see the Man's face has him and Flap stare down each other.
Shadow Man: You Knew I was coming to visit you didn't you?
Flap: Hmmm.... No Just ate some bad SUSHI! And Came out here to Walk the DREADED GUT RUT OFF!
Shadow Man: Sure you did... Now I have came out here all this way to direct you in the direction of Your DESTINY!
Flap: OK dude you have watched too much Powerpuff GIRLS! There always Talking about there DESTINY! Oh
Shadow Man: And who has been watching too much of this GIRLY SHOW?
Flap: ALF? Anyways Whatz the Bottom line dude? How you gonna help me find my true DESTINY!?
Shadow Man: Well That's simple I am giving you this book to read, It probably will never make sense to you but hell Tom Green got lucky enough and married Drew Barrymore for an brief Moment, You Flanchise Flap Flanagan can figure out this Book and your Destiny.
Flap: Coolie... Wait I gotta read an Book... That Book that damn thing is like 8 books!
Shadow Man: You Can Do it! You can Read That FUTTING BOOK!
Flap: Alrighty Then. By The Way you an Ninja?
Shadow Man: No I am Not an Damn Ninja. I am an SAMURAI!
Flap: An Samurai Ninja?
Shadow Man: No Just an SAMURAI!
Flap: OK Well can you explain your T-shirt which says "Go NINJA Go"
Shadow Man: NO! Now Wake up and FIND YOUR DESTINY! SAMURAI VANISH!
Flap then wakes up, and falls off the RED COUCH in the Flanchise Crew Locker room. And hits his head on the book he was given in the DREAM! Flap Recovers from his fall and starts to stand up when he snaps and loses it when he sees the book from his DREAM! Flap then recovers and reaches down and picks up the BOOK which weighs him down and is forced to sit down on the RED COUCH!
Flap: Great, I knew I shouldn't have had that extra plate of SUSHI! But no ALF had to bet me 5 Pretzels I wouldn't be able to eat them. DAMN THAT MELMAC FUTTER DAMN HIM!
Flap Looks at The Big BOOK in his Lap, and debates whether or not to Read it.
Flap: Hmmm To Read this big MUTTING FUTTING BOOK or Not Read this Futting book and to trade it to Dr. HOWE for DR PEPPER!
However the Curiosity of The Dr Pepper King gets the better of him and he opens the book and is SHOCKED when he sees the title of the CHAPTER!
Flap: Chapter One NO REMORSE! Holy Sugar Cake Farts!
Flap then turns the page and starts to read to himself
It was the match, The Flanchise Player waited to be organized for Two weeks but finally his wish had been granted by the Almighty and POWERFUL POW Management. The New Flanchise Players aka Flap Flanagan and Josh Eagles have been put in an match with there New Rivals from the UNITED KINGDOM NO REMORSE aka Kalius Holmes and Kyle "Your Fate is SEALED" Neverwinter. After there last Tag Team Match Strategy where it was to have Flap do all the rough stuff and have Eagles do the Finishing touches which worked to an TEE was not even being considered this time around even though Flap wanted to keep His Good Friend Josh Eagles Fresh enough for his TITLE Fight against Mister Holmes at Reckless Abandon, It was just not the same Circumstances for this tag team match. It was hard to admit but the Futting truth was Kalius Holmes is the POW WORLD CHAMP, and Kyle Neverwinter is an top contender and with there Chemistry in the ring together they are just way above the skill level CIA Were!
Flap then takes his eyes away from the book,
Flap: WHAT THE FUTT IS THIS!? Like someone is Narrating ME! meh WHAT THE FUTT!
Just Then Flap's Loyal and very Intelligent Flanchise Crew Members arrive in the locker room witnessing Flap Freaking out at an BOOK! Tara and Nicole walk over to the Little Fridge in the corner of the room and grab there selves an MARGARITA! Damn thats an SHOCKER! Wait one minute didn't Nicole just have an Baby? Where the hell is the BABY? Anyways Maria and ALF approach Flap.
ALF: Hey Flap STICK Whatz the matter?
Flap: BAD SUSHI PLUS BAD DREAM EQUALS BIG FUTTING BOOK OF DESTINY!
For some reason Tara then stumbles to wards Flap and tells him an Story.
Tara: Something like this happened to me back at an AA Camping Trip, But I had BAD.....
Maria: WOOOO!
Tara: Hey you interrupted me!
Maria: And you stole my handbag so FUTT OFF!
ALF: CAT FIGHT! So anyways That damn book looks HEAVY!
Flap: Yesum and so is Neverwinter's Sister so whatz the point?
ALF: Touchy Touchy. So Whatz with the book?
Flap: Hmmm I don't know it scares me.
ALF: Well yeah it scares me too. Flap Flanagan reading an Book.... That's like saying No Remorse will Beat The New Flanchise Players it's just Sounds RIDICULOUS! So you must be DRUNK if you are trying to read that thing.
Tara Falls on top of ALF
Tara: I AM DRUNK!
Maria: You Alright ALFy?
ALF: HELLS YEAH! Leave her on top of me I LOVE THIS!
Maria: OK.
Flap Starts to read to himself again
Has Flap sat on his beloved RED COUCH reading this book, he wondered.....
Flap looks over at Maria then continues to read to himself.
He Wondered if this book would actually guide him to his true DESTINY and what was his true DESTINY? To Take out the Hated team NO REMORSE? Help Josh Eagles win the WORLD TITLE from Kalius Holmes? Whatever it is Flanchise Flap Flanagan was curious and so he continue to READ! Just Then an knock at the FLanchise Crew Locker room door was HEARD!
Knock at the locker room door is Heard and Flap drops the book in SHOCK! Flap walks over to the door and Is BAFFLED!
TO BE CONTINUED
Shadow Man: You Knew I was coming to visit you didn't you?
Flap: Hmmm.... No Just ate some bad SUSHI! And Came out here to Walk the DREADED GUT RUT OFF!
Shadow Man: Sure you did... Now I have came out here all this way to direct you in the direction of Your DESTINY!
Flap: OK dude you have watched too much Powerpuff GIRLS! There always Talking about there DESTINY! Oh
Shadow Man: And who has been watching too much of this GIRLY SHOW?
Flap: ALF? Anyways Whatz the Bottom line dude? How you gonna help me find my true DESTINY!?
Shadow Man: Well That's simple I am giving you this book to read, It probably will never make sense to you but hell Tom Green got lucky enough and married Drew Barrymore for an brief Moment, You Flanchise Flap Flanagan can figure out this Book and your Destiny.
Flap: Coolie... Wait I gotta read an Book... That Book that damn thing is like 8 books!
Shadow Man: You Can Do it! You can Read That FUTTING BOOK!
Flap: Alrighty Then. By The Way you an Ninja?
Shadow Man: No I am Not an Damn Ninja. I am an SAMURAI!
Flap: An Samurai Ninja?
Shadow Man: No Just an SAMURAI!
Flap: OK Well can you explain your T-shirt which says "Go NINJA Go"
Shadow Man: NO! Now Wake up and FIND YOUR DESTINY! SAMURAI VANISH!
Flap then wakes up, and falls off the RED COUCH in the Flanchise Crew Locker room. And hits his head on the book he was given in the DREAM! Flap Recovers from his fall and starts to stand up when he snaps and loses it when he sees the book from his DREAM! Flap then recovers and reaches down and picks up the BOOK which weighs him down and is forced to sit down on the RED COUCH!
Flap: Great, I knew I shouldn't have had that extra plate of SUSHI! But no ALF had to bet me 5 Pretzels I wouldn't be able to eat them. DAMN THAT MELMAC FUTTER DAMN HIM!
Flap Looks at The Big BOOK in his Lap, and debates whether or not to Read it.
Flap: Hmmm To Read this big MUTTING FUTTING BOOK or Not Read this Futting book and to trade it to Dr. HOWE for DR PEPPER!
However the Curiosity of The Dr Pepper King gets the better of him and he opens the book and is SHOCKED when he sees the title of the CHAPTER!
Flap: Chapter One NO REMORSE! Holy Sugar Cake Farts!
Flap then turns the page and starts to read to himself
It was the match, The Flanchise Player waited to be organized for Two weeks but finally his wish had been granted by the Almighty and POWERFUL POW Management. The New Flanchise Players aka Flap Flanagan and Josh Eagles have been put in an match with there New Rivals from the UNITED KINGDOM NO REMORSE aka Kalius Holmes and Kyle "Your Fate is SEALED" Neverwinter. After there last Tag Team Match Strategy where it was to have Flap do all the rough stuff and have Eagles do the Finishing touches which worked to an TEE was not even being considered this time around even though Flap wanted to keep His Good Friend Josh Eagles Fresh enough for his TITLE Fight against Mister Holmes at Reckless Abandon, It was just not the same Circumstances for this tag team match. It was hard to admit but the Futting truth was Kalius Holmes is the POW WORLD CHAMP, and Kyle Neverwinter is an top contender and with there Chemistry in the ring together they are just way above the skill level CIA Were!
Flap then takes his eyes away from the book,
Flap: WHAT THE FUTT IS THIS!? Like someone is Narrating ME! meh WHAT THE FUTT!
Just Then Flap's Loyal and very Intelligent Flanchise Crew Members arrive in the locker room witnessing Flap Freaking out at an BOOK! Tara and Nicole walk over to the Little Fridge in the corner of the room and grab there selves an MARGARITA! Damn thats an SHOCKER! Wait one minute didn't Nicole just have an Baby? Where the hell is the BABY? Anyways Maria and ALF approach Flap.
ALF: Hey Flap STICK Whatz the matter?
Flap: BAD SUSHI PLUS BAD DREAM EQUALS BIG FUTTING BOOK OF DESTINY!
For some reason Tara then stumbles to wards Flap and tells him an Story.
Tara: Something like this happened to me back at an AA Camping Trip, But I had BAD.....
Maria: WOOOO!
Tara: Hey you interrupted me!
Maria: And you stole my handbag so FUTT OFF!
ALF: CAT FIGHT! So anyways That damn book looks HEAVY!
Flap: Yesum and so is Neverwinter's Sister so whatz the point?
ALF: Touchy Touchy. So Whatz with the book?
Flap: Hmmm I don't know it scares me.
ALF: Well yeah it scares me too. Flap Flanagan reading an Book.... That's like saying No Remorse will Beat The New Flanchise Players it's just Sounds RIDICULOUS! So you must be DRUNK if you are trying to read that thing.
Tara Falls on top of ALF
Tara: I AM DRUNK!
Maria: You Alright ALFy?
ALF: HELLS YEAH! Leave her on top of me I LOVE THIS!
Maria: OK.
Flap Starts to read to himself again
Has Flap sat on his beloved RED COUCH reading this book, he wondered.....
Flap looks over at Maria then continues to read to himself.
He Wondered if this book would actually guide him to his true DESTINY and what was his true DESTINY? To Take out the Hated team NO REMORSE? Help Josh Eagles win the WORLD TITLE from Kalius Holmes? Whatever it is Flanchise Flap Flanagan was curious and so he continue to READ! Just Then an knock at the FLanchise Crew Locker room door was HEARD!
Knock at the locker room door is Heard and Flap drops the book in SHOCK! Flap walks over to the door and Is BAFFLED!
TO BE CONTINUED