Post by Flap Flanagan on Sept 11, 2007 18:03:51 GMT -6
Continuation from last Episode:
Flap Opens up Locker room door and an BAFFLED Look comes upon the Flanchise Player. Now I have never seen the Flapper Man get BAFFLED when looking at an Blonde Gorgeous Big Bust Woman. Oh and for you intelligent People Big BUST Equals BIG BOOBIES. Anyways Has Flap Stands at the doorway Staring with that BAFFLED look upon his face the rest of the Flanchise Crew are trying to see who is at the door but Flap is blocking the path. Then Flap snaps out of it and Goes BERSERK!
Flap: Holy Futting Yak Butter, I can't believe you have the nerve to come to the door of The Flanchise Crew and bring that Horrible Horrible Stuff with you. How would you like if I brought an Shepard's Pie to an Picnic and expect you to eat it, How would you feel?
Woman: Well Very disgusted since it's a British Recipe.
Flap: Good Futting answer now do me and the rest of The Flanchise Crew an favour and Throw that shit in the Garbage!
Woman: So Deliver it to No Remorse's Locker room?
Flap: Yesum! Well I guess you don't have to do that right now just leave those Gruesome things outside in the hallway and actually hope someone steals them. Now get in here and enjoy yourself.
Woman: OK.
Woman Walks into Locker room has Flanchise Crew are overwhelmed over the emotion Flap was pouring out about something. ALF goes outside in the hall to see what upset Flap, and comes back in Laughing.
Maria: Hey Shelia Whatz up?
Shelia: Ceiling.
Maria: Yeah it is. So Flapper read anymore of that Big book of yours?
Flap: Yesum just got on Chapter Two.
Maria: Chapter Two so that came after Chapter One then?
Tara: No It like Just Showed up from Nowhere Uninvited to the Show and was like Yeah I am now Chapter Two Bitches.
Maria: YOU MUTTA FUTTA!
ALF: So Flap I guess you won't be going into the Hallway anytime soon and drinking that beverage out there?
Flap: FUTT THAT! That stuff is almost on the same level has Kalius Holmes and Kyle Neverwinter. That Damn Stuff is what you get when you mix Prune Juice with Diarrhea with corn chunks in it.
Nicole: You Must be talking about Diet Coca Cola right?
Flap: Hells Yeah! Drink for ASSWIPES!
ALF: Isn't No Remorse Sponsors by Coca Cola?
Flap: Probably The Rotten MUTTA FUTTA's!
Shelia: Damn Flap ever angry eh Maria?
Maria: Yesum every time Flap sees that beverage he gets Alittle Steamy.
Flap walks over to the RED COUCH and sits down and picks up the BIG BOOK of DESTINY! Everybody shifts over to the RED COUCH now.
Tara: Is Mister Flapper gonna read alittle?
Flap: No I am gonna just open up the book and use it has an word search puzzle.
Tara: Damn that be one easy Word Search.
Flap: Yesum, and your one easy Blonde now go to the fridge and get yourself another margarita I think you need it your sobering up.
Tara: OK.
Flap then Opens up the book and starts to read to himself.
Chapter Two: Showing Emotion. Earlier in the Day Flap Flanagan learned that Josh Eagle's Girlfriend had an Accident and Lost there unborn son. Now Of Course Josh Eagles Was Upset OK Upset is not even the word for it, Heartbroken OK that's it. Now you would expect Flap to do the normal friend thing say there sorry and stuff. However The Flanchise of all People took this to heart has well, it almost seem has Flap was just has Emotionally drained by this event has Eagles was Now Eagles Did Pick up on Flap showing some of his Emotionally and serious side However Flap wasn't showing all of what was going through Flap's head. When Flap left Eagle's side and came to the arena and to his Locker room it seemed has though that emotion was gone however only temporally when he spotted the Diet Coca Cola it triggered the Emotional Wreck that is Flap Flanagan. Now the Question is Why is Flap Flanagan so upset? Sure his Friend just lost an chance at an SON , However Flap is Taking it like he lost an son or like it was his FAULT? Maybe it's not even anything connected to this situation and Flap is Finally been BROKEN Emotionally has he finally snapped and the serious side has time to service. Whatever it is It can only be an good thing.
Flap puts the book down and looks at Maria. Maria sees the way Flap is looking at her, a way Flap has never looked at her before she is alittle startled.
Maria: What is it Flap?
Flap: Something Important I want to ask of you. But not here let's talk in the Flapanise Super Duper Room for privacy this an Conversation made for only you and me.
Maria: OK.
Flap and Maria leave for the Flapanise Super Duper Room.
ALF: Awesome I get to some alone promo time Wii! Well if your listen No Remorse you better take my advice and Pack your bags take the Next Plane out of Town and get has far has you can from this place cause if you don't come fight time I don't think any your Little Tricks or your Dwarfs can help you escape that ring with an win or without alot of PAIN has The New Flanchise Players are coming for YOU! It's Time It's Time It's Flanchising TIME! Wii!
Tara: Who wants to MAKE OUT!
Nicole: ME!
ALF: Damn Every time I miss out FUTT!
Shelia: Well You still got me ALF.
ALF: Wii!
To Be Continued
Flap Opens up Locker room door and an BAFFLED Look comes upon the Flanchise Player. Now I have never seen the Flapper Man get BAFFLED when looking at an Blonde Gorgeous Big Bust Woman. Oh and for you intelligent People Big BUST Equals BIG BOOBIES. Anyways Has Flap Stands at the doorway Staring with that BAFFLED look upon his face the rest of the Flanchise Crew are trying to see who is at the door but Flap is blocking the path. Then Flap snaps out of it and Goes BERSERK!
Flap: Holy Futting Yak Butter, I can't believe you have the nerve to come to the door of The Flanchise Crew and bring that Horrible Horrible Stuff with you. How would you like if I brought an Shepard's Pie to an Picnic and expect you to eat it, How would you feel?
Woman: Well Very disgusted since it's a British Recipe.
Flap: Good Futting answer now do me and the rest of The Flanchise Crew an favour and Throw that shit in the Garbage!
Woman: So Deliver it to No Remorse's Locker room?
Flap: Yesum! Well I guess you don't have to do that right now just leave those Gruesome things outside in the hallway and actually hope someone steals them. Now get in here and enjoy yourself.
Woman: OK.
Woman Walks into Locker room has Flanchise Crew are overwhelmed over the emotion Flap was pouring out about something. ALF goes outside in the hall to see what upset Flap, and comes back in Laughing.
Maria: Hey Shelia Whatz up?
Shelia: Ceiling.
Maria: Yeah it is. So Flapper read anymore of that Big book of yours?
Flap: Yesum just got on Chapter Two.
Maria: Chapter Two so that came after Chapter One then?
Tara: No It like Just Showed up from Nowhere Uninvited to the Show and was like Yeah I am now Chapter Two Bitches.
Maria: YOU MUTTA FUTTA!
ALF: So Flap I guess you won't be going into the Hallway anytime soon and drinking that beverage out there?
Flap: FUTT THAT! That stuff is almost on the same level has Kalius Holmes and Kyle Neverwinter. That Damn Stuff is what you get when you mix Prune Juice with Diarrhea with corn chunks in it.
Nicole: You Must be talking about Diet Coca Cola right?
Flap: Hells Yeah! Drink for ASSWIPES!
ALF: Isn't No Remorse Sponsors by Coca Cola?
Flap: Probably The Rotten MUTTA FUTTA's!
Shelia: Damn Flap ever angry eh Maria?
Maria: Yesum every time Flap sees that beverage he gets Alittle Steamy.
Flap walks over to the RED COUCH and sits down and picks up the BIG BOOK of DESTINY! Everybody shifts over to the RED COUCH now.
Tara: Is Mister Flapper gonna read alittle?
Flap: No I am gonna just open up the book and use it has an word search puzzle.
Tara: Damn that be one easy Word Search.
Flap: Yesum, and your one easy Blonde now go to the fridge and get yourself another margarita I think you need it your sobering up.
Tara: OK.
Flap then Opens up the book and starts to read to himself.
Chapter Two: Showing Emotion. Earlier in the Day Flap Flanagan learned that Josh Eagle's Girlfriend had an Accident and Lost there unborn son. Now Of Course Josh Eagles Was Upset OK Upset is not even the word for it, Heartbroken OK that's it. Now you would expect Flap to do the normal friend thing say there sorry and stuff. However The Flanchise of all People took this to heart has well, it almost seem has Flap was just has Emotionally drained by this event has Eagles was Now Eagles Did Pick up on Flap showing some of his Emotionally and serious side However Flap wasn't showing all of what was going through Flap's head. When Flap left Eagle's side and came to the arena and to his Locker room it seemed has though that emotion was gone however only temporally when he spotted the Diet Coca Cola it triggered the Emotional Wreck that is Flap Flanagan. Now the Question is Why is Flap Flanagan so upset? Sure his Friend just lost an chance at an SON , However Flap is Taking it like he lost an son or like it was his FAULT? Maybe it's not even anything connected to this situation and Flap is Finally been BROKEN Emotionally has he finally snapped and the serious side has time to service. Whatever it is It can only be an good thing.
Flap puts the book down and looks at Maria. Maria sees the way Flap is looking at her, a way Flap has never looked at her before she is alittle startled.
Maria: What is it Flap?
Flap: Something Important I want to ask of you. But not here let's talk in the Flapanise Super Duper Room for privacy this an Conversation made for only you and me.
Maria: OK.
Flap and Maria leave for the Flapanise Super Duper Room.
ALF: Awesome I get to some alone promo time Wii! Well if your listen No Remorse you better take my advice and Pack your bags take the Next Plane out of Town and get has far has you can from this place cause if you don't come fight time I don't think any your Little Tricks or your Dwarfs can help you escape that ring with an win or without alot of PAIN has The New Flanchise Players are coming for YOU! It's Time It's Time It's Flanchising TIME! Wii!
Tara: Who wants to MAKE OUT!
Nicole: ME!
ALF: Damn Every time I miss out FUTT!
Shelia: Well You still got me ALF.
ALF: Wii!
To Be Continued