Post by Flap Flanagan on Sept 16, 2007 8:04:50 GMT -6
Continuation from last Episode
The Flanchise Crew have arrived in San Jose after finding out from Aunt Martha that Flap's sister Flanatasia was there. Now it was time to search the whole city if have be to find the objective Flanatasia.
Flap reads to himself
Chapter 5: The Setup
Flap stops reading has he becomes last one out of the Red Volkswagon. The rest of the Flanchise Crew waited outside the vehicle, has it seemed Flap was Praying for them to find Flanatasia and for them to find her life and healthy and hope the title of this Chapter of the book is nothing. Flap then Dropped the book on the floor of the volkswagon, and got out of the car. And they started there way to the apartment. After a few hundred million stairs later they finally make it to the Floor where Flanatasia supposedly was staying. Oh by the way Flapper has something against Elevators he says it the Devil's work. Flap opens up the apartment door to see that the apartment is an mess. Book shelved knocked over, magazines and books everywhere. Couched flipped over and been ripped to shreds. Has the rest of the Flanchise Crew looked around an Bright Pink piece of paper on the Kitchen table caught Flap's attention and he was drawn to it. Flap picks up the paper which turns out to be an letter written for him. Flap reads the letter to himself.
Well Good day to yeah Mister King of the Dr Pepper Mountain. I see the directions Aunt Martha give yeah were right on the money. You can also see your sister Flanatasia isn't there either. However my goons are however there, but don't be alarm if you don't resist them they will not harm you or your Wacko Crew. Now you can guess by now this was an setup for you to be occupy your time with so you would miss your match. Very brilliant plan by me I would say so. So say goodbye to your Open weight Title and an chance at holding the Television title. It's staying around My waist PLAYA! Also Your sister is fine unless you make an brave attempt to actually show up for this match then she might have an accident. Good luck Chump. You have Just been Spit on by The King Cobra How it feel to be Poisoned!
Flap looks up cripples the paper up and throws it at the wall. Flap then runs to the rest of his crew, and silently tells them whats going on. When The Goons that letter talked about walk in the room. The Flanchise Crew are hiding.
Goon 1: We got the right Apartment right? I don't see no Big Eared dude anywhere.
Goon 2: Well that Mexican dude said he be very hard to miss with those ears of his.
Flap then jumps out of the curtains is.
Goon 1: Damn those ears are Gigantic!
Flap: Who you guys Working for? King Cobra? And where is my Sister?
Goon 1: Damn he demands alot and we haven't even went on an date yet.
Goon 2: Jeez he's worst then my Ex Girlfriend. Why Haven't Yeah Bought me an Diamond ring yet? Why Haven't you ask me to marry you yet? Why Don't you get an better paying job? Why Don't you lose some weight? Well I did do one thing she asked I lost some Dead Weight Her.
Both Goons Laugh. Has Flap stares both of them down. Like an Showdown.
Goon 1: I think he thinks he can takes us both on.
Goon 2: Well That Mexican did say he was an Wrestler.
Goon 1: An Wrestler oh damn we are so dead. Yeah Right Wrestling is FAKE which means he is an FAKE!
Flap: An Mexican is your boss?
Goon 1: Yes an Mexican. I think he was Mexican anyways he wore an Sombrero and ate Tacos.
Goon 2: Yup All adds up to him being Mexican I reckon.
Has the Goons chuckle to there selves. Flap looks around the Apartment then starts just giving the thumbs up to each corner of the Apartment. Which Confuses the Goons.
Goon 1: Dude What the hell is he doing?
Goon 2: I think he is trying to freak us out, Letting us think he isn't alone.
Just Then ALF who was behind the Goons jump on Goon Ones Back.
Goon 1: AAHHHH what the hell is on my back get it off! Get it OFF!
Goon 2: No way Dude I am afraid of Giant RATS!
Flap then Drop Kicks Goon Two which knocks him against the wall and knocking him out. Has Goon 1 finally Throws ALF off him however turns around to Flap who kicks him in the stomach then Mustards up enough strength to Power bomb the much larger Goon Dude. ALF goes over to an hunched over Flap who looks alittle tired picking up someone more then twice his size.
ALF: Damn I haven't seen you power bomb someone that huge since well you know who....
Maria,Tara,and Nicole Jump out of there hiding spots, and Maria Interrupts ALF.
Maria: DESTROYER!
Everybody is silent for a moment after the name DESTROYER is heard. Then Flap snaps out of it, and rallies his Crew to the Red Volkswagon and they Set out for New York. Has they drive away from the apartment. Flap Grabs the book and starts to read to himself to calm his nerves.
After all the running around from New York to Toronto to San Jose all was for not. Flap still didn't have his Sister at his side. After these couple of days Flap has been emotionally Drained, This Mission has been a Disaster. Not Finding or rescuing his sister, and Now Knowing that this whole time that his sister's Missing was bigger then Flapper first thought. Had His Aunt Martha been in on this Futting SETUP. Could his own aunt be against him on he becoming Television Champion and moving up the POW Ladder and being Successful in his claim to be the MAN. Many Questions went through the head of The Flanchise Player like usual. Where is Flanatasia? Will he ever see her again? Who is this Mexican Boss that the Goons were talking about? Is this Mexican Boss King Cobra? Or maybe somebody connected to King Cobra? Will he make it back in time to Face King Cobra? Will He be Mentally Focus enough to Face The Competitive Television Champion? Whatever the End result Flap wants Whoever is behind this little Fiasco to Feel the same agony and Pain that Flapper feels right now they need to feel the FLANCHISER!
Has Flap and the rest of the Flanchise Crew Boogie along to New York has fast has they can, somebody in the shadows comes into the picture watching The Flanchise Crew leave for New York. The Person in the Shadows is talking on an cell phone.
Shadow Man: Yes he made it to San Jose, he Had little Problem with the Goons I sent to get him. Your Cooperation to this Plan was very appreciated, Tell Flanatasia that her little Bro might actually be stronger then we first thought. He might actually have an Chance at the ending goal. Still along way but I like his Chances.
Meanwhile in Super Duper Flapanise Speed The Flanchise Crew had made it back to New York at the Arena with 4 hours to spare before GAME TIME!
Flap: Get an Camera Crew ready ALF it's about time we Talk about the Television Title Just Before it's time to see who is really truly fitted to be known has an KING!
Maria: OK I don't think that was Original.
Flap: Let's go crew to the Locker room we Go It's Time It's Time It's PROMO TIME!
To The Legendary Flanchise Crew Locker room they go.
To Be Continued
The Flanchise Crew have arrived in San Jose after finding out from Aunt Martha that Flap's sister Flanatasia was there. Now it was time to search the whole city if have be to find the objective Flanatasia.
Flap reads to himself
Chapter 5: The Setup
Flap stops reading has he becomes last one out of the Red Volkswagon. The rest of the Flanchise Crew waited outside the vehicle, has it seemed Flap was Praying for them to find Flanatasia and for them to find her life and healthy and hope the title of this Chapter of the book is nothing. Flap then Dropped the book on the floor of the volkswagon, and got out of the car. And they started there way to the apartment. After a few hundred million stairs later they finally make it to the Floor where Flanatasia supposedly was staying. Oh by the way Flapper has something against Elevators he says it the Devil's work. Flap opens up the apartment door to see that the apartment is an mess. Book shelved knocked over, magazines and books everywhere. Couched flipped over and been ripped to shreds. Has the rest of the Flanchise Crew looked around an Bright Pink piece of paper on the Kitchen table caught Flap's attention and he was drawn to it. Flap picks up the paper which turns out to be an letter written for him. Flap reads the letter to himself.
Well Good day to yeah Mister King of the Dr Pepper Mountain. I see the directions Aunt Martha give yeah were right on the money. You can also see your sister Flanatasia isn't there either. However my goons are however there, but don't be alarm if you don't resist them they will not harm you or your Wacko Crew. Now you can guess by now this was an setup for you to be occupy your time with so you would miss your match. Very brilliant plan by me I would say so. So say goodbye to your Open weight Title and an chance at holding the Television title. It's staying around My waist PLAYA! Also Your sister is fine unless you make an brave attempt to actually show up for this match then she might have an accident. Good luck Chump. You have Just been Spit on by The King Cobra How it feel to be Poisoned!
Flap looks up cripples the paper up and throws it at the wall. Flap then runs to the rest of his crew, and silently tells them whats going on. When The Goons that letter talked about walk in the room. The Flanchise Crew are hiding.
Goon 1: We got the right Apartment right? I don't see no Big Eared dude anywhere.
Goon 2: Well that Mexican dude said he be very hard to miss with those ears of his.
Flap then jumps out of the curtains is.
Goon 1: Damn those ears are Gigantic!
Flap: Who you guys Working for? King Cobra? And where is my Sister?
Goon 1: Damn he demands alot and we haven't even went on an date yet.
Goon 2: Jeez he's worst then my Ex Girlfriend. Why Haven't Yeah Bought me an Diamond ring yet? Why Haven't you ask me to marry you yet? Why Don't you get an better paying job? Why Don't you lose some weight? Well I did do one thing she asked I lost some Dead Weight Her.
Both Goons Laugh. Has Flap stares both of them down. Like an Showdown.
Goon 1: I think he thinks he can takes us both on.
Goon 2: Well That Mexican did say he was an Wrestler.
Goon 1: An Wrestler oh damn we are so dead. Yeah Right Wrestling is FAKE which means he is an FAKE!
Flap: An Mexican is your boss?
Goon 1: Yes an Mexican. I think he was Mexican anyways he wore an Sombrero and ate Tacos.
Goon 2: Yup All adds up to him being Mexican I reckon.
Has the Goons chuckle to there selves. Flap looks around the Apartment then starts just giving the thumbs up to each corner of the Apartment. Which Confuses the Goons.
Goon 1: Dude What the hell is he doing?
Goon 2: I think he is trying to freak us out, Letting us think he isn't alone.
Just Then ALF who was behind the Goons jump on Goon Ones Back.
Goon 1: AAHHHH what the hell is on my back get it off! Get it OFF!
Goon 2: No way Dude I am afraid of Giant RATS!
Flap then Drop Kicks Goon Two which knocks him against the wall and knocking him out. Has Goon 1 finally Throws ALF off him however turns around to Flap who kicks him in the stomach then Mustards up enough strength to Power bomb the much larger Goon Dude. ALF goes over to an hunched over Flap who looks alittle tired picking up someone more then twice his size.
ALF: Damn I haven't seen you power bomb someone that huge since well you know who....
Maria,Tara,and Nicole Jump out of there hiding spots, and Maria Interrupts ALF.
Maria: DESTROYER!
Everybody is silent for a moment after the name DESTROYER is heard. Then Flap snaps out of it, and rallies his Crew to the Red Volkswagon and they Set out for New York. Has they drive away from the apartment. Flap Grabs the book and starts to read to himself to calm his nerves.
After all the running around from New York to Toronto to San Jose all was for not. Flap still didn't have his Sister at his side. After these couple of days Flap has been emotionally Drained, This Mission has been a Disaster. Not Finding or rescuing his sister, and Now Knowing that this whole time that his sister's Missing was bigger then Flapper first thought. Had His Aunt Martha been in on this Futting SETUP. Could his own aunt be against him on he becoming Television Champion and moving up the POW Ladder and being Successful in his claim to be the MAN. Many Questions went through the head of The Flanchise Player like usual. Where is Flanatasia? Will he ever see her again? Who is this Mexican Boss that the Goons were talking about? Is this Mexican Boss King Cobra? Or maybe somebody connected to King Cobra? Will he make it back in time to Face King Cobra? Will He be Mentally Focus enough to Face The Competitive Television Champion? Whatever the End result Flap wants Whoever is behind this little Fiasco to Feel the same agony and Pain that Flapper feels right now they need to feel the FLANCHISER!
Has Flap and the rest of the Flanchise Crew Boogie along to New York has fast has they can, somebody in the shadows comes into the picture watching The Flanchise Crew leave for New York. The Person in the Shadows is talking on an cell phone.
Shadow Man: Yes he made it to San Jose, he Had little Problem with the Goons I sent to get him. Your Cooperation to this Plan was very appreciated, Tell Flanatasia that her little Bro might actually be stronger then we first thought. He might actually have an Chance at the ending goal. Still along way but I like his Chances.
Meanwhile in Super Duper Flapanise Speed The Flanchise Crew had made it back to New York at the Arena with 4 hours to spare before GAME TIME!
Flap: Get an Camera Crew ready ALF it's about time we Talk about the Television Title Just Before it's time to see who is really truly fitted to be known has an KING!
Maria: OK I don't think that was Original.
Flap: Let's go crew to the Locker room we Go It's Time It's Time It's PROMO TIME!
To The Legendary Flanchise Crew Locker room they go.
To Be Continued