Post by Flap Flanagan on Sept 15, 2007 16:08:53 GMT -6
Continuation from last episode
Flap Flanagan and the rest of the Flanchise Crew Packed there bags and Journey off to Aunt Martha's House. They were going there to try and get some clues on where Flap's sister Flanatasia Could be.
Flanchise Crew are all packed into an red Volkswagon, Tara is driving since Flap hmmm let's say lost his license. Maria and Nicole are in the backseat with ALF who like always is in an strap down in an baby seat. Flap is in the passenger seat with his Big Book of DESTINY in his lap.
ALF: Why do I always gotta be strap down in these god forsaken Thingy Min Jigs?
Maria: For your own Protection ALFster, and anyways it's against the law to not have babies in seats.
ALF: But I ain't no baby, you DIMWIT!
Maria: Whatever you say ALFster However you are still staying in that Baby seat.
ALF: FUTT!
Tara turns around
Tara: You Kids be quite or I'll turn this Car around faster then King Cobra's Wanker Time.
Nicole: Wanker Time, That's either very clever or very Stupid.
ALF: I'll go with the Latter.
Tara: Ssssh, By The way Nicole Pass me that bottle of Tequila.
Nicole passes Tara the bottle of Tequila which is Half full.
Maria: Drinking Tequila while driving well that's.....
ALF: Well At least she's not drinking Beer.
Maria: Good Point, Continue on Tara.
Flap reads to Himself
Has they were going to Flap's Aunt's Place, He knew his Aunt Martha Would know where his sister Flanatasia was She had to. Aunt Martha was the only true person That Flanatasia Told everything to. They Always kept into contact it was the only way Flap had some contact with his sister. However things went a stray however he knew Aunt Martha Could be trusted and tell him what he wanted to know. Or so he hoped. If she didn't know what would he do then? Give up on the mission at hand and just go back to the wrestling arena and forget all of what he knew? No he couldn't do that it was the Flanagan way.
Flap looks up has he had just ended another chapter when he sees Aunt Martha's lane way just ahead.
Flap: Whoa slow down it's Right Here!
Tara Slams on the brakes has everybody falls forward , has the Volkswagon hits the Recycling bins sitting beside the Lane way. Tara pulls the car in and drives up the lane way and everybody gets out thanking god they didn't die. Aunt Martha comes out of the house to greet The Flanchise Crew.
Aunt Martha: Gosh Darn It! It's That damn Big eared Little Wrestling Bugger and his damn Hippie Drunken Wacko Girlfriends and his Talking Midget Dog!
Flap: Well Glad to see you to Aunt Martha. See you still have your sense of humor still.
Aunt Martha: Good thing too, having an Flapaniser for an Nephew. So whats with the visit? You need more of my weeds to sell to Rock Stars?
Flap: No Auntie, I need to know where Flapatasis is, She left an phone message pleading for me to help her. So I need for you to Stir us in the right direction so we can bring her home safe.
Aunt Martha: Oh Shitz! That Damn Girl I have told your mother Several many times over the years that girl was gonna be an Troublemaker but no Nobody listen to the woman who had 20 pot belly pigs for Pets.
Flap: But you were the only one Flanatasia trusted, you two kept in contact all the time so can you please tell us where you last known were she was staying?
Aunt Martha: Well I promise never to tell anyone but...... YOU! Last time I was speaking to her she said the weirdest thing however now it's not so weird. She said "Now this might same weird Aunt Martha but if Flap comes by asking about me tell him everything you know since it will be the only way he can find what he is looking for." I guess she knew her time was running out in her little Business and that you were the only one that could help her, find her way back to home.
ALF: Spill the Beans Auntie Martha.
Flap: ALF calm down. So Aunt Martha, Where is she?
Aunt Martha: Well Last I knew she was staying at little Apartment in SAN JOSE.
Flap's Jaw like Drops to the ground when he hears The city SAN JOSE.
Aunt Martha: Whats the Matter Flap?
Flap: Nothing just that got long ways to go but we'll find her and bring her back out of Danger's way.
Aunt Martha: God Bless you Flapanise Nephew, God Bless you.
Everybody says there goodbyes to Aunt Martha has they pack there selves back in the Red Volkswagon, Nicole and Maria Strap ALF back into the baby seat, and the way they go to SAN JOSE to find Flap's Trouble making Sister Flanatasia. They start off onto there journey has Flap picks up his Big Book of DESTINY and Starts to read the new Chapter.
Chapter 4: The Search
After getting the information he and his Crew needed they were off to the city his Half Brother called home, SAN JOSE now what Flap was thinking was is this just by chance she was living in Reider's Favorite city SAN JOSE? Or was it that Reid already knew about Flanatasia his Half sister and was trying to help her out to? All kinds of questions were swirling in Flap's very complex mind. Like was Flanatasia an Ninja Like Reid and that's how they met? Or was it just Chance that had Flanatasia living in SAN JOSE and Reid didn't know anything about her yet? Whatever it is Flap was just ready to find His sister and get her back home safely.
Flap stops reading
ALF: Are we there yet?
Tara: NO for the 500th time!
ALF: Well My Diaper needs changing!
Tara: So does mind but I am still not stopping.
Maria looks over at Nicole and whispers.
Maria: She wears an Diaper?
Nicole: So Do I only on special occasions though.
Maria: Oh OK , Cool.
ALF: Are we there yet?
Tara: YES!
Very Super Duper Driving They went from New York to Toronto to SAN JOSE in one Episode Wii!
To Be Continued
Flap Flanagan and the rest of the Flanchise Crew Packed there bags and Journey off to Aunt Martha's House. They were going there to try and get some clues on where Flap's sister Flanatasia Could be.
Flanchise Crew are all packed into an red Volkswagon, Tara is driving since Flap hmmm let's say lost his license. Maria and Nicole are in the backseat with ALF who like always is in an strap down in an baby seat. Flap is in the passenger seat with his Big Book of DESTINY in his lap.
ALF: Why do I always gotta be strap down in these god forsaken Thingy Min Jigs?
Maria: For your own Protection ALFster, and anyways it's against the law to not have babies in seats.
ALF: But I ain't no baby, you DIMWIT!
Maria: Whatever you say ALFster However you are still staying in that Baby seat.
ALF: FUTT!
Tara turns around
Tara: You Kids be quite or I'll turn this Car around faster then King Cobra's Wanker Time.
Nicole: Wanker Time, That's either very clever or very Stupid.
ALF: I'll go with the Latter.
Tara: Ssssh, By The way Nicole Pass me that bottle of Tequila.
Nicole passes Tara the bottle of Tequila which is Half full.
Maria: Drinking Tequila while driving well that's.....
ALF: Well At least she's not drinking Beer.
Maria: Good Point, Continue on Tara.
Flap reads to Himself
Has they were going to Flap's Aunt's Place, He knew his Aunt Martha Would know where his sister Flanatasia was She had to. Aunt Martha was the only true person That Flanatasia Told everything to. They Always kept into contact it was the only way Flap had some contact with his sister. However things went a stray however he knew Aunt Martha Could be trusted and tell him what he wanted to know. Or so he hoped. If she didn't know what would he do then? Give up on the mission at hand and just go back to the wrestling arena and forget all of what he knew? No he couldn't do that it was the Flanagan way.
Flap looks up has he had just ended another chapter when he sees Aunt Martha's lane way just ahead.
Flap: Whoa slow down it's Right Here!
Tara Slams on the brakes has everybody falls forward , has the Volkswagon hits the Recycling bins sitting beside the Lane way. Tara pulls the car in and drives up the lane way and everybody gets out thanking god they didn't die. Aunt Martha comes out of the house to greet The Flanchise Crew.
Aunt Martha: Gosh Darn It! It's That damn Big eared Little Wrestling Bugger and his damn Hippie Drunken Wacko Girlfriends and his Talking Midget Dog!
Flap: Well Glad to see you to Aunt Martha. See you still have your sense of humor still.
Aunt Martha: Good thing too, having an Flapaniser for an Nephew. So whats with the visit? You need more of my weeds to sell to Rock Stars?
Flap: No Auntie, I need to know where Flapatasis is, She left an phone message pleading for me to help her. So I need for you to Stir us in the right direction so we can bring her home safe.
Aunt Martha: Oh Shitz! That Damn Girl I have told your mother Several many times over the years that girl was gonna be an Troublemaker but no Nobody listen to the woman who had 20 pot belly pigs for Pets.
Flap: But you were the only one Flanatasia trusted, you two kept in contact all the time so can you please tell us where you last known were she was staying?
Aunt Martha: Well I promise never to tell anyone but...... YOU! Last time I was speaking to her she said the weirdest thing however now it's not so weird. She said "Now this might same weird Aunt Martha but if Flap comes by asking about me tell him everything you know since it will be the only way he can find what he is looking for." I guess she knew her time was running out in her little Business and that you were the only one that could help her, find her way back to home.
ALF: Spill the Beans Auntie Martha.
Flap: ALF calm down. So Aunt Martha, Where is she?
Aunt Martha: Well Last I knew she was staying at little Apartment in SAN JOSE.
Flap's Jaw like Drops to the ground when he hears The city SAN JOSE.
Aunt Martha: Whats the Matter Flap?
Flap: Nothing just that got long ways to go but we'll find her and bring her back out of Danger's way.
Aunt Martha: God Bless you Flapanise Nephew, God Bless you.
Everybody says there goodbyes to Aunt Martha has they pack there selves back in the Red Volkswagon, Nicole and Maria Strap ALF back into the baby seat, and the way they go to SAN JOSE to find Flap's Trouble making Sister Flanatasia. They start off onto there journey has Flap picks up his Big Book of DESTINY and Starts to read the new Chapter.
Chapter 4: The Search
After getting the information he and his Crew needed they were off to the city his Half Brother called home, SAN JOSE now what Flap was thinking was is this just by chance she was living in Reider's Favorite city SAN JOSE? Or was it that Reid already knew about Flanatasia his Half sister and was trying to help her out to? All kinds of questions were swirling in Flap's very complex mind. Like was Flanatasia an Ninja Like Reid and that's how they met? Or was it just Chance that had Flanatasia living in SAN JOSE and Reid didn't know anything about her yet? Whatever it is Flap was just ready to find His sister and get her back home safely.
Flap stops reading
ALF: Are we there yet?
Tara: NO for the 500th time!
ALF: Well My Diaper needs changing!
Tara: So does mind but I am still not stopping.
Maria looks over at Nicole and whispers.
Maria: She wears an Diaper?
Nicole: So Do I only on special occasions though.
Maria: Oh OK , Cool.
ALF: Are we there yet?
Tara: YES!
Very Super Duper Driving They went from New York to Toronto to SAN JOSE in one Episode Wii!
To Be Continued