Post by eon123 on Sept 15, 2007 12:58:42 GMT -6
A lone person is sitting in the locker room of the POW arena. The lights are dimmed, and the mysterious figure’s silhouette is the only thing that can be seen. It is assumed that is man might be dangerous…maniacal…perhaps even psychotic in nature!
:Stop ****ing around and turn on the damn lights!
…or not.
The lights flicker on to an astounding pop from the crowd members who recognize the mystery man in other federations. A scrawny little kid from the production crew quickly runs up to the mystery man, to give him a microphone. He yanks the microphone from the kids hand, and proceeds to speak.
:Now that my cracker-jack crew has finally gotten things set up…time for a little history lesson...
1483, the Sistine Chapel is completed.
1506, Leonardo Da Vinci paints the Mona Lisa.
1903, Dogs Playing Poker is made popular.
…
and on this day, yet picture will be painted that will go down in the history book. This one won’t be done in the conventional manner though…oh no. I have something much more imaginative in mind.
In the crowd, “How-lett! How-lett!” chants begin to pick up.
:You see the picture I’m going to paint won’t be with watercolor…crayons…it’ll instead be painted with a more readily available substance here in the POW. When I step into the ring, I intend on painting a picture on the ring canvas…with my opponents blood!
…and believe me, I’m quite the artist.
The crowd erupts into thunderous cheers!
:I’m Shane Howlett…a name you’ll all soon become accustom to hearing. I’m here for two reasons, and for two reasons only. To capture gold…and to spill the blood of anybody who dares stand in the way of my conquest.
The scene fades…