Post by Flap Flanagan on Sept 25, 2007 19:33:31 GMT -6
OOC: I apologize for jumping off topic and not continuing my storyline arc rps however I needed an break from those to have alittle Old time Flapper Fun, Hopefully it doesn't take an step back for me, anyways Enjoy.
Scene Opens with an BANG BANG LA KABOOM! After some Smokes covers the Scene it starts to Lighten up and it shows that we are in The Flanchise Crew Locker room, It seems they are playing an crazy Game of MONOPOLY!
ALF: Flap What I tell you about throwing Reider's Ninja Bomb things every time someone lands on Your Boardwalk.
Flap: Hmmm Not to Throw them?
ALF: Yesum!
Flap: My Bad then?
ALF: I would defiantly Say So.
Flap: Radical Sun Dance!
ALF: Did you just call me Sun Dance?
Flap: No Pardon my Flapanise I said ALF is an Hairy Mutter Futting Alien Muppet from the Planet Melmac SUCKAS!
ALF: That's Bogus Flanchise I am Guaranteed you said Sun Dance, your lying to me aren't you, you Asshole!
Maria: ALF you swear, that's not cool 5 bucks into the Kitty Jar.
ALF: Screw off Dolly!
Flap: Dolly Parton? WHERE? Breast Feeding time already?, hmmm where's my bib?
ALF: I didn't mean that Dolly?
Flap: Hmmm Texas Dolly Doyle Brunson? Hmmm where's my Poker Set, I like to play against him his Classic Starting hand is Ten Deuce That's Flantastic!
Maria: Specially Since your Classic Starting Hand is Pocket F L.
Tara: F L?
Maria: F L Equals Flap's Ladies Also Known has Pocket Queens.
Flap: Hells Yeah!
ALF: I HATE POKER AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!
ALF walks out the locker room and slams the door shut
Tara: Hmmm So Flapper at least you showed up this week for POW Match in Top Physical Condition!
Maria: What Yeah Mean Tara? Flap always shows up to POW Events in Top, Physical Condition!
Flap: Not True Girlfriend.
Maria: WHAT!? Please Explain you are confusing Maria.
Flap: Well Sometimes I drink alittle too many Dr Peppers And well I get alittle Sluggish and Talk funny
Maria: Shame on You Dr Pepper King. Wait you always Talk funny!
Flap: That's harsh Holmes.
Phone Starts to ring, Flap Picks up an Banana has Nicole picks up an actual Phone
Flap: Hello? Hello? Hello?...
Maria: Hmmm Flap I think Nicole gotz the right Phone.
Flap: My bad.
Nicole: Hello... Who this?.... You want Flap and the rest of us to go to the Tyra Banks Show Holy FUTT! We will be there...
Nicole hangs up the phone has ALF runs in the Locker room
ALF: Did someone say Tyra Banks?
Nicole: Yesum We got invited to Tyra Banks Show to do be on an Episode about Paternity Tests or something.
Flap: Oh FUTT!
Maria: Flapper Knocked up Some Woman again WOOOO!
ALF: What an Surprising attitude to have.
Flap: She kinky like that, I like it! FLA!
ALF: We are gonna see the skinny and Hotter version of Oprah Winfrey Wii!
Scene fades, Scene then reopens at Tyra Banks Show this gonna be good Folks!
Tyra Banks: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to My Show Wii!
Flanchise Crew all look at Flap, who stand up from his chair on stage
Flap: Holy Mackinaw, Tyra Banks Just stole my word!
Nicole: Is that an Good thing or Bad?
Flap: It's Flantastic!
Tyra Banks: Now Today we have an Special Show for you all today we have the Flanchise Crew Present.
*Crowd is WiiIng*
Tyra Banks: And we also have Lucy Lawless present in the building!
*Crowd is Silent*
Tyra Banks: I said we have Lucy Lawless in the Building!
*Crowd Silient*
ALF: I don't think anybody watched her show back in the day.
Tyra Banks: Agreed Little dude.
ALF: Who you calling Little dude?
Flap: Sshhhh ALF she is Tyra Banks she's like Super Duper Awesome!
ALF: Yesum I forgot had an Run and Gun Moment!
Tyra Banks: Anyways Bring out Lucy Lawless!
Lucy Lawless makes her way to the stage and sits down on an chair
Tyra Banks: So Lucy tell us why you brought the Flanchise Crew to the Tyra Banks Show!
Lucy: Well I have two Babies now....
ALF: Now that Should be illegal! Xena having babies damn she's building her own army
Flap: Amen to that My Muppet Brother! Wii!
Lucy: And Flapper is the father of those two! And Watch your manners you two I am Xena the Princess Warrior!
Tyra: It's True we did an Test!
Flap: Oh FUTT!
Maria: Flapper you got some Explaining to do!
Flap: Hmmm..... I am missing an Episode of Power puff Girls?
Tyra: Bring out those Babies this is Great Television!
Babies are Brought out to the stage
Tara: Holy Tequila Sunshine those Babies have the Biggest futting Ears since Flapper, And the damn babies are swinging swords run for the HILLS!
Lucy: Settle Down. Now Flap All I want from you is for you to admit they are yours.
Tyra: OK Flap you heard the woman please tell us how you manage to seduce Lucy Lawless. Now this is gonna get me RATINGS! Eat this Oprah!
Flap: Well I was an hmmm Club...
Lucy: Strip Club.
Flap: Yesum Strip Club and well I had many many Dr Pepper Shooters in my system so when this Woman came up to me
Flap Points at Lucy
Flap: Well I thought she was Gorgeous at the time of course as we can surely see she isn't anyways, when she asked if I wanted to make some sweet music. I thought Hells YEAH! At the time i thought she was talking about playing some tunes on the guitar however we ended up having some dirty drunken sex.
ALF: You can't say that word on an Family show like this oh Futt, we are gonna get sued AGAIN!
Tyra Banks: It's alright, Saying that word means RATINGS, and I love RATINGS! Also Love well....
ALF: Miss Banks are you trying to seduce me? Cause if you are take me now, cause I am all yours for the taking, Wii!
Tyra Banks: Hmmm No! Anyways so Flap I got something more to tell you about why you are on this show.
Flap: Damn Britney Spears isn't gonna come out here and like say that her children are mine to? Damn that would really suck since she is like an NUT Now!
Tyra Banks: Hells No! I was gonna say These children are not yours we lied , I am just so Desperate for RATINGS!
ALF: OK if those kids didn't get those ears from Flap then who the hell did you Spread your legs for that has Big Ears like....
Lucy: Dan Harvey.
Flap: Now that was an Shocker!
Lucy: You make fun of Xena , warrior Princess?
Flap: Yesum!
Lucy: That's it!
Flap: Run Crew Run!
Tyra Banks: What an Radical SHOW!
To Be Continued
Scene Opens with an BANG BANG LA KABOOM! After some Smokes covers the Scene it starts to Lighten up and it shows that we are in The Flanchise Crew Locker room, It seems they are playing an crazy Game of MONOPOLY!
ALF: Flap What I tell you about throwing Reider's Ninja Bomb things every time someone lands on Your Boardwalk.
Flap: Hmmm Not to Throw them?
ALF: Yesum!
Flap: My Bad then?
ALF: I would defiantly Say So.
Flap: Radical Sun Dance!
ALF: Did you just call me Sun Dance?
Flap: No Pardon my Flapanise I said ALF is an Hairy Mutter Futting Alien Muppet from the Planet Melmac SUCKAS!
ALF: That's Bogus Flanchise I am Guaranteed you said Sun Dance, your lying to me aren't you, you Asshole!
Maria: ALF you swear, that's not cool 5 bucks into the Kitty Jar.
ALF: Screw off Dolly!
Flap: Dolly Parton? WHERE? Breast Feeding time already?, hmmm where's my bib?
ALF: I didn't mean that Dolly?
Flap: Hmmm Texas Dolly Doyle Brunson? Hmmm where's my Poker Set, I like to play against him his Classic Starting hand is Ten Deuce That's Flantastic!
Maria: Specially Since your Classic Starting Hand is Pocket F L.
Tara: F L?
Maria: F L Equals Flap's Ladies Also Known has Pocket Queens.
Flap: Hells Yeah!
ALF: I HATE POKER AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!
ALF walks out the locker room and slams the door shut
Tara: Hmmm So Flapper at least you showed up this week for POW Match in Top Physical Condition!
Maria: What Yeah Mean Tara? Flap always shows up to POW Events in Top, Physical Condition!
Flap: Not True Girlfriend.
Maria: WHAT!? Please Explain you are confusing Maria.
Flap: Well Sometimes I drink alittle too many Dr Peppers And well I get alittle Sluggish and Talk funny
Maria: Shame on You Dr Pepper King. Wait you always Talk funny!
Flap: That's harsh Holmes.
Phone Starts to ring, Flap Picks up an Banana has Nicole picks up an actual Phone
Flap: Hello? Hello? Hello?...
Maria: Hmmm Flap I think Nicole gotz the right Phone.
Flap: My bad.
Nicole: Hello... Who this?.... You want Flap and the rest of us to go to the Tyra Banks Show Holy FUTT! We will be there...
Nicole hangs up the phone has ALF runs in the Locker room
ALF: Did someone say Tyra Banks?
Nicole: Yesum We got invited to Tyra Banks Show to do be on an Episode about Paternity Tests or something.
Flap: Oh FUTT!
Maria: Flapper Knocked up Some Woman again WOOOO!
ALF: What an Surprising attitude to have.
Flap: She kinky like that, I like it! FLA!
ALF: We are gonna see the skinny and Hotter version of Oprah Winfrey Wii!
Scene fades, Scene then reopens at Tyra Banks Show this gonna be good Folks!
Tyra Banks: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to My Show Wii!
Flanchise Crew all look at Flap, who stand up from his chair on stage
Flap: Holy Mackinaw, Tyra Banks Just stole my word!
Nicole: Is that an Good thing or Bad?
Flap: It's Flantastic!
Tyra Banks: Now Today we have an Special Show for you all today we have the Flanchise Crew Present.
*Crowd is WiiIng*
Tyra Banks: And we also have Lucy Lawless present in the building!
*Crowd is Silent*
Tyra Banks: I said we have Lucy Lawless in the Building!
*Crowd Silient*
ALF: I don't think anybody watched her show back in the day.
Tyra Banks: Agreed Little dude.
ALF: Who you calling Little dude?
Flap: Sshhhh ALF she is Tyra Banks she's like Super Duper Awesome!
ALF: Yesum I forgot had an Run and Gun Moment!
Tyra Banks: Anyways Bring out Lucy Lawless!
Lucy Lawless makes her way to the stage and sits down on an chair
Tyra Banks: So Lucy tell us why you brought the Flanchise Crew to the Tyra Banks Show!
Lucy: Well I have two Babies now....
ALF: Now that Should be illegal! Xena having babies damn she's building her own army
Flap: Amen to that My Muppet Brother! Wii!
Lucy: And Flapper is the father of those two! And Watch your manners you two I am Xena the Princess Warrior!
Tyra: It's True we did an Test!
Flap: Oh FUTT!
Maria: Flapper you got some Explaining to do!
Flap: Hmmm..... I am missing an Episode of Power puff Girls?
Tyra: Bring out those Babies this is Great Television!
Babies are Brought out to the stage
Tara: Holy Tequila Sunshine those Babies have the Biggest futting Ears since Flapper, And the damn babies are swinging swords run for the HILLS!
Lucy: Settle Down. Now Flap All I want from you is for you to admit they are yours.
Tyra: OK Flap you heard the woman please tell us how you manage to seduce Lucy Lawless. Now this is gonna get me RATINGS! Eat this Oprah!
Flap: Well I was an hmmm Club...
Lucy: Strip Club.
Flap: Yesum Strip Club and well I had many many Dr Pepper Shooters in my system so when this Woman came up to me
Flap Points at Lucy
Flap: Well I thought she was Gorgeous at the time of course as we can surely see she isn't anyways, when she asked if I wanted to make some sweet music. I thought Hells YEAH! At the time i thought she was talking about playing some tunes on the guitar however we ended up having some dirty drunken sex.
ALF: You can't say that word on an Family show like this oh Futt, we are gonna get sued AGAIN!
Tyra Banks: It's alright, Saying that word means RATINGS, and I love RATINGS! Also Love well....
ALF: Miss Banks are you trying to seduce me? Cause if you are take me now, cause I am all yours for the taking, Wii!
Tyra Banks: Hmmm No! Anyways so Flap I got something more to tell you about why you are on this show.
Flap: Damn Britney Spears isn't gonna come out here and like say that her children are mine to? Damn that would really suck since she is like an NUT Now!
Tyra Banks: Hells No! I was gonna say These children are not yours we lied , I am just so Desperate for RATINGS!
ALF: OK if those kids didn't get those ears from Flap then who the hell did you Spread your legs for that has Big Ears like....
Lucy: Dan Harvey.
Flap: Now that was an Shocker!
Lucy: You make fun of Xena , warrior Princess?
Flap: Yesum!
Lucy: That's it!
Flap: Run Crew Run!
Tyra Banks: What an Radical SHOW!
To Be Continued