Post by Flap Flanagan on Sept 23, 2007 20:42:12 GMT -6
Chapter 9: The Unstoppable
The Titanic was Deemed the Unsinkable Ship when it was built in 1912. However many know what the outcome of that was. Superman the man in a cape who seemed to be the unstoppable superhero which is also false has he has one downfall and that is to an simple pebble could make this so called "Superman" kneel down and be it's so called "Bitch". Anything that is labeled "Unstoppable" is Stoppable. Hell Tito Capaci thought he was The Unstoppable Italian Dude well Hell an Bad Internet Connection made him Crippled down and become an lowly waiter at Eastside Mario's. Nobody can stay on top forever, not even The Great Captain Ragorack could stay on top of the whole Pussycat Doll Singers, He ran out of gas, and whole knows where he went, However word is he is trying to help Britney Spears get her career back on track.
The California Raisins were unstoppable back in the late 80's early 90's they were the talk off North America they were adore by millions of people everywhere, However the Unthinkable happen, who would have thought that an group of singing Raisins would try and sing so close to an toaster. Sure Comparing Singing Raisins to likes of Superman is ridiculous However at least damn Raisins Didn't Cripple up and beg for mercy when an Shiny Green Pebble is at there feet.
Now This week at Weekly POW Tapings, The Flanchise Player Flap Flanagan will Go against the Self Proclaimed "The Unstoppable" Dan Harvey. To His Credit he did Look Impressive in his Wrestling Debut in POW at Reckless Abandon However He was Fighting two other Newly signed POW wrestlers who seemed to have alittle ring rust. Now in his second Match Dan Harvey has the Chance to make another statement and become the Television Champion By Beating Flap Flanagan at this week's Taping. The Word Backstage is there's an Good Chance he will do that in Fact, and live up to his name once again and prove he is Unstoppable. He is the favorite in this match for an reason sure he is new to the POW scene however this is an Veteran around the Wrestling community defeating many Legendary greats in his journey around the world. Now like many of Flap Flanagan's Opponents over the years Harvey has the size advantage on The Flanchise 6 inches taller at 6'5 and 95 Pounds Heavier at 250lbs to Flap's 155lbs. However this doesn't shake the Confidence of the New Crowned Television Champion, He has Fought and defeated Bigger and better fighters then Dan Harvey Over the years. However Dan Harvey isn't like an Jack Phoenix, an Tenacious D, or an Andrei Kovlenko. See Harvey seems to love this Sport and leaves everything he has in that ring every time he is in it, Has the Good Wrestlers above lacked, They were Good but lacked the most important component in ones arsenal and that is HEART!
Now The Flanchise Player had enough to worry about with his opponent Dan Harvey ready to pounce on his opportunity of becoming an champ in his early employment in POW. It seemed though The Flanchise was more focused on saving his Sister Flanatasia. Too many this seemed that his sister was missing or maybe there was no sister at all. But reality there was an sister and it seemed has though Flap's Half Brother Reid could be involved in these Shenanigans. Where was Flap's main Focus though on finding his sister or His match with Dan Harvey? Well be prepared for your answer Mister Unstoppable.
Continuation of Last Episode
Flap Flanagan was staring into the eyes of an man in an mask which seemed to be his Half Brother Reid Flanagan aka Reck Maverick.
Masked Man: Speechless are you Brother?
Flap: Why would you do this to our family? to me?
Masked Man: Simply put it Flap, you made me do it. Always making me take second fiddle has you rode my talent to glory had I sat on the sidelines just letting you use me. Well Flap it's over it's Payback Time! For all those Moments You took away from me where I could of been the one holding all those titles. Waiting for my shot, Waiting for my time to be in the spotlight.
Flap: Dude your like POW World Champ Dude. Like Chill. I think I got some Mento's in the back. The Fresh Maker.
Masked Man: You think this an Joke Flap. Do you really don't know what I am capable of do you? I have your sister and on my command she will no longer be in this world , and you are here trying to tell me have bad breath. You think you are so funny don't you? Well will see how funny it is when you will be the one your family blames for your sister's death.
Flap: Dude your not Reider are you? Cause well Reider Surely would have taken the Mentos. And Surely would have used his Ninja skills and kicked my ass by now. So what's with the delay?
Masked Man: You are in No Position to ask me questions. I am the one in control I am the one with this sword in my hands. You and your sister's Fate is in my hands.
Flap: Well OK dude, but at least can I grab an Can of Dr Pepper and an Snickers Bar before you end my unworthy life. Cause Dude I really want to die knowing I Satisfied my Hunger with an Snickers...
Masked Man: Shut up. You were always so pointless when I in your clan but I never realized how pointless you really were. And How you are such an Coward. Come on I have your Sister somewhere ready to be killed at my word, and I am standing right in front of you. And you don't even bother to make an move on me, or even show alittle bit of emotion. Which you showed just earlier with my little puppet in that chair over there. However I guess you are just all emotionally out now eh.
Flap: Dude, At least let me go get an bag of skittles before you like kill me cause for god sakes I am Hungry. And Sure you can continue on your little Speech after I get the Skittles.
Masked Man: All this time it was an act, you really didn't want to find your sister. All you wanted to do was get King Cobra off his game plan so you could get him off guard. However you must know by now Your opponent this week is already an stop ahead of you and knows you are an selfish Son of a Bitch! You were Back then when we were Tag Partners and you still are.
Flap: Wait did you just say we were tag partners? Damn it can't be Lil Man you came all this away to visit you old friend. Damn you must be smoking alot stronger Marijuana then you were 5 years ago. Damn you actually make alittle more sense now.
Masked Man: I am not Lil Man, Do I look like am 2 foot, and speak Gibberish Hells No. And I am sure has hell Not from Bloody England. Lil Man out of all the Tag Partners over the years you have had you guess the one it surely couldn't be. Damn you are clueless aren't you. If you hadn't have had ALF or me around you for guidance and helping you win matches you would have had been an NOBODY! ALF was your Charisma and I was the Wrestling Talent, and you were the one the fans loved with your big Ears and your homeless looking face. Damn you were so Ugly that women took that has an Turned on. And well working over at England hell everybody looked like you so you fit right in to the public and became an ICON! Well when you arrived in United States you still for some reason still were an huge fan favorite. Sure you know how to make the fans love you. However this business is about entertainment it's about Skill and Determination. Things you lack my old Friend.
Flap: Dude Nature is Calling now, and Well I got an Bladder Control Problem, So Unless you want to have some pee Stains on your nice little white cloak there I say it's time for an Pee Break.
Masked Man: Just Stop it right now. You are going nowhere until you admit you were the one responsible of stalling and ultimately ending my Wrestling career. Holding me back when I could of been an Wrestling GOD!
Flap: Dude Thats like so 2005ish, That like went out of style just has quick has the XFL did. Well not has quick nothing can go out has quick has the XFL did where there is the rumor Shawn Stevens alone time with the women are quicker but hell that be like impossible right?
Masked Man: Well Yeah that would be something to behold. Wait stop throwing me off topic. Now be an man and Admit that I was the responsible of your greatness, That I was the one that should of been World Heavyweight Champion not you. That I am truly greater then you.
Flap: Well first off Masked Man dude, It's alright if I call you Masked Man eh? Cause I have no clue who you are well I know your not Lil Man cause hell Lil Man would have had shared some Magic Stuff with me. Now Second Off when I became the World Champ back in Detroit I never had help in that ring to beat at that time The Best Thing since Slice Bread The Destroyer. Now you think my Opponent The so called Unstoppable Dan Harvey is so Big and tough and is gonna take my title, well Let's just say he has nothing on The Destroyer this Man was not human I tell you. He was what you call an tough cookie. He was the biggest thing in Wrestling at the time nobody could beat him. Until the fatal Night when I did the Unthinkable and Beat The Man that couldn't be stopped. So That is why you don't see fear in my eyes when they tell me Dan Harvey is the man who is Unstoppable Cause I know the fact is He is stoppable and he will be Stopped in his second match against yours truly Wii.
Masked Man: Now we see alittle Emotion from the Funny Big Eared Canadian One. Well Flap that is side of you that made me an fun of yours Sure I liked your funny antics you pulled off, However you could easily shift gears, and become....
Flap: Whoa What the hell is this? Your not getting cold feet are you? You are here to kill me right? But now your liking buttering me up stuff. Who The hell are you? And Dude If you are truly wanting some New found Companionship or something your crawling up the wrong futting tree dude. However I think Shawn Stevens is in town.
Masked Man: Your an God Damn Lunatic you know that. Some People in your situation would plead for there life, However you The Flapanise Master is trying to egg me on to end it. You are truly one of a kind. I request one simple thing, and I would spare your life, let you live another day. And Possibly give you more time to get your sister. However you are so damn Stubborn you want to do it the hard way. Now I have wasted too much time on you already so I will not use my weapon, No I will prove once and for all That I am better then you one on one.
Flap: Dude first let me Eat the bag of skittles that are in my back pocket. Like You gotta understand eating on an empty stomach is like operating an Computer with no Hard Drive, It's like...
Masked Man: Impossible. Well eat your damn Skittles and no damn tricks. I want this to be an fair fight has I want you to know I am better then YOU!
Flap grabs the Skittles out of his back pocket and opens the bag and dumps the Skittles all in his hand and eats them all at once after a minute or two chewing them he indicates he is ready to fight.
Masked Man: Maybe After I beat you, I will tell you where your sister might be, just give you some hope. Since we both know your losing your television title this week.
Flap: Just Shut up and Drive.
Masked Man: Whatever Just Bring It!
Flap: It's alrighty been Brought en Pesky Masked Dude.
The Masked Man strikes first with an Left Jab, then an Right Jab then an Uppercut. Which Draws Flap a step back. Then Flap Counters an Left hook attempt with his right shiny hook. Which has connects right on the button and has The Masked Man trying to regroup his self. Has Flap Comes rushing in to Capitalize The Masked Man puts up his hands indicating Flap to stop.
Flap: Dude you gotta be kidding me. You waste like an half an hour of mine, Going on how you were so much better then me. And How I holded you back, and that I was the one responsible of ending your career, which seems to me wasn't much of all if you can't even take an punch. An weak Right Hook to boot. i was just taking it easy on you, and you disappointed me. I haven't had an good street fight since well when me and Jay Jefferson fought over the last Candy bar in the vending machine. And for Futting Sakes he put up a better fight then you did.
Masked Man: Don't be too Cocky Big Ears, you got an lucky shot in. Anybody could of gotten an lucky punch in like you just did. But Next Time I will be ready for you. However that next time will have to wait. I will return after you fatal loss this week. With alittle update on your sister to HAHAHAHA! Francisco VANISH!
Flap Jumps at the Masked Man but Smokes covers the room , and when it clears the Masked Man is gone and so is the man who was tied up in the chair and his goons. The rest of Flanchise Crew come rushing into the room after the nose, has they see Flap sitting on the ground laughing.
ALF: What the Hell are you laughing about?
Flap: I was just having a nice chat with the man who was behind the kidnapping of Flanatasia.
ALF: And your Laughing about it? You sick son of a bitch. You have really have jumped off the rocker now haven't yeah. All this pressure of finding Her, and the thoughts of defending the Television title just a week after you have won it, against a very competitive wrestler like Dan Harvey would probably start to play mind games with anybody but with you hell I am surprised anything can fit in that head of yours.
Tara: Your looking at the same head I am right? That thing is futting huge. Or does the Ears make the Head look big or does the head make the Ears look big?
ALF: His ears and Head are all HUGE! Now Flap serious why are you laughing? You can't actually being telling the truth that you were face to face with the man who kidnapped your sister, and you just let him go scott free.
Flap: Well I didn't let him go scott free, He just Vanished However he did leave me his Calling card though.
ALF: Calling card? You know his phone number now? So what you two gotta be like girlfriends and phone each other every night , and like setup slumber parties and like party all night long with your other little girlfriends eating Potato chips, and low Fat Yogurt and Drinking Diet Pepsi? And Just forget all about your long last Sister being scared for her life.Not knowing if she will ever see her family again, or if she just ate her last meal. You see Flap I just can't understand why you would be laughing about this matter. You got an sister missing, and you have the biggest match in your POW wrestling career coming up this week against the Unstoppable and Undefeated Dan Harvey who has nothing but winning that Television title on his mind. So if I were you I would get up from the floor go to the gym start training for your match get your head into the game. Be in top tip physical and Mental Shape. Be Focus for your match against Dan Harvey cause me and your three women over there were talking earlier and well we got a plan on how to get your sister back, without you losing focus on wrestling.
Flap: Oh really? Well I don't really think we have to worry too much about Flanatasia's safety anymore. Has The Man Behind this Fiasco doesn't have the balls to hurt her. For Futting sakes he let me eat Skittles before we fought.
Nicole: You ate the last bag of Skittles, You Bastard!
Flap: Like you would have enjoyed them anyways since you would have just hurled them back up in like 10 minutes after eating them.
Nicole: So that's not the point. The Point is I called Dibs on those Skittles.
Maria: Yeah Flap your the one who made up the Calling Dibs rule. So you know your punishment.
Flap: Yesum.
ALF: So Anyways Flap stop with the pointless junk with the Skinny little Junkie Whore, and tell me are you really ready for Dan Harvey?
Flap: ALF, at Reckless Abandon I went into that match with King Cobra not knowing for sure if I was totally focused on wrestling King Cobra. However when the bell rang to start that match I just went berserk it was like all the emotions built up from that weeks events were all coming out. Sure Mister Harvey can say all this shit about Maybe My sister Flanatasia isn't missing and I am trying to get my opponents off guard and shit. And that Harvey isn't falling for any tricks and that he will have all guns Blazing coming at me. Well That's Good Mister Harvey cause I will do the same. We will have an war in that ring. You can hype your self up all you want, Say That I should be honored to lose to someone has good has the Unstoppable one. Well Dan you should be the one that should be Honored you see after this match everyone will not recognize you has the unstoppable one no they will recognize has the Marino One. Yesum I am talking about everyone Labeling you after The NFL quarterback star Dan Marino. Yes Dan Marino was an great Quarterback , holds some records in such but you see that was when nothing was on the line Dan. I truly don't know how many titles or who you beat for those titles in your past. But I do know you have never came to face to face with anyone like me. You see you will Fell the pressure when you face the Flapanise One all alone in that ring with nobody there to help you. Your Knees will buckle, you will fill the butterflies in your stomach stirring around. Sure you may say That won't happen cause you an veteran of the trade. Well Mister Dan Dude, I have had many matches in my career has well, and I am making my way back up the mountain, and I ain't gonna let you take this opportunity away from me. So You maybe wise, However none of those Old tricks are gonna work here not in those match.
Flap grabs an bottle of Dr Pepper out of nowhere and opens it up and drinks it.
Flap: You see unlike Dan Marino, you won't be sulking on an Field you will be doing your sulking in the ring after your lost to Me. Has you might be bigger then me, you might be stronger then me, you might have more in ring experience then me However you lack the heart that is needed to beat an Man like me. I don't care how much pain you say your gonna put me through, I am just hoping all the self hype you have spitted out is at least half true, So I can at least say "Damn That Mister Harvey fellow ever give me an fight tonight that was an worthy Title defense Dudes." It's all about the gold dude, Everybody likes to have gold around there waist. However only one man in that match can come out victorious and end up with that belt around there waist, and let's just say my time with this belt ain't up yet and it won't be this week or next , or month or six months from now or longer. This Belt is staying with me until I get the chance to upgrade. There's no way but up from here dude. I am going further up and your going an step down dude. After this match we could shake hands, we could drink to the war we had in that ring however with what at stake in this match I don't think the loser aka YOU will be up for any of that. Specially since you will have to change your name, Since after I put you on the Flanchised list you won't be known has being Unstoppable but Being known has the one who was FLAPPED!
Flap Takes another Swig of his Dr Pepper, Has the rest of the crew are amazed on how Flap is actually talking about his Match.
Flap: I know you might bring your daughter to watch this match this week, Well Dan I highly would recommend you keep your daughter at the house away from an television. Cause what she might see might scar her for life. Knowing that her dad just his ass kicked around that ring by man half his size might just make her think less of you. Now don't take this the wrong way Dan I ain't trying to disrespect your family or you for that matter, I have respect for your ability, I ain't gonna Downplay your Dominating performance at Reckless Abandon However ain't like those two you faced. I know what I am getting into, Do You?
Flap takes another Gulp of his Beloved Dr Pepper.
Flap: Get Ready To be Flanchised!
ALF: It's time it's time It's Flapper TIME!
Maria: So Flap That was like Super awesome Dude, One thing who is behind the kidnapping of your sister?
Flap: An Former Flanchise Crew member who use to be my tag team partner back in the day when we won Tag Gold. Then Became the Flanchise Crew Interview Dude. Yesum I am Talking about my former #1 Fan Francis Franagan!
ALF: Well shit that's like almost has funny then picturing Anna Kournikova winning Wimbledon.
Flap: Hell her winning any singles tennis tournament would be Funny but at the same time Satisfying to watch.
Maria: FLAPPER!
Flap: Oh Futt!
To Be Continued
The Titanic was Deemed the Unsinkable Ship when it was built in 1912. However many know what the outcome of that was. Superman the man in a cape who seemed to be the unstoppable superhero which is also false has he has one downfall and that is to an simple pebble could make this so called "Superman" kneel down and be it's so called "Bitch". Anything that is labeled "Unstoppable" is Stoppable. Hell Tito Capaci thought he was The Unstoppable Italian Dude well Hell an Bad Internet Connection made him Crippled down and become an lowly waiter at Eastside Mario's. Nobody can stay on top forever, not even The Great Captain Ragorack could stay on top of the whole Pussycat Doll Singers, He ran out of gas, and whole knows where he went, However word is he is trying to help Britney Spears get her career back on track.
The California Raisins were unstoppable back in the late 80's early 90's they were the talk off North America they were adore by millions of people everywhere, However the Unthinkable happen, who would have thought that an group of singing Raisins would try and sing so close to an toaster. Sure Comparing Singing Raisins to likes of Superman is ridiculous However at least damn Raisins Didn't Cripple up and beg for mercy when an Shiny Green Pebble is at there feet.
Now This week at Weekly POW Tapings, The Flanchise Player Flap Flanagan will Go against the Self Proclaimed "The Unstoppable" Dan Harvey. To His Credit he did Look Impressive in his Wrestling Debut in POW at Reckless Abandon However He was Fighting two other Newly signed POW wrestlers who seemed to have alittle ring rust. Now in his second Match Dan Harvey has the Chance to make another statement and become the Television Champion By Beating Flap Flanagan at this week's Taping. The Word Backstage is there's an Good Chance he will do that in Fact, and live up to his name once again and prove he is Unstoppable. He is the favorite in this match for an reason sure he is new to the POW scene however this is an Veteran around the Wrestling community defeating many Legendary greats in his journey around the world. Now like many of Flap Flanagan's Opponents over the years Harvey has the size advantage on The Flanchise 6 inches taller at 6'5 and 95 Pounds Heavier at 250lbs to Flap's 155lbs. However this doesn't shake the Confidence of the New Crowned Television Champion, He has Fought and defeated Bigger and better fighters then Dan Harvey Over the years. However Dan Harvey isn't like an Jack Phoenix, an Tenacious D, or an Andrei Kovlenko. See Harvey seems to love this Sport and leaves everything he has in that ring every time he is in it, Has the Good Wrestlers above lacked, They were Good but lacked the most important component in ones arsenal and that is HEART!
Now The Flanchise Player had enough to worry about with his opponent Dan Harvey ready to pounce on his opportunity of becoming an champ in his early employment in POW. It seemed though The Flanchise was more focused on saving his Sister Flanatasia. Too many this seemed that his sister was missing or maybe there was no sister at all. But reality there was an sister and it seemed has though Flap's Half Brother Reid could be involved in these Shenanigans. Where was Flap's main Focus though on finding his sister or His match with Dan Harvey? Well be prepared for your answer Mister Unstoppable.
Continuation of Last Episode
Flap Flanagan was staring into the eyes of an man in an mask which seemed to be his Half Brother Reid Flanagan aka Reck Maverick.
Masked Man: Speechless are you Brother?
Flap: Why would you do this to our family? to me?
Masked Man: Simply put it Flap, you made me do it. Always making me take second fiddle has you rode my talent to glory had I sat on the sidelines just letting you use me. Well Flap it's over it's Payback Time! For all those Moments You took away from me where I could of been the one holding all those titles. Waiting for my shot, Waiting for my time to be in the spotlight.
Flap: Dude your like POW World Champ Dude. Like Chill. I think I got some Mento's in the back. The Fresh Maker.
Masked Man: You think this an Joke Flap. Do you really don't know what I am capable of do you? I have your sister and on my command she will no longer be in this world , and you are here trying to tell me have bad breath. You think you are so funny don't you? Well will see how funny it is when you will be the one your family blames for your sister's death.
Flap: Dude your not Reider are you? Cause well Reider Surely would have taken the Mentos. And Surely would have used his Ninja skills and kicked my ass by now. So what's with the delay?
Masked Man: You are in No Position to ask me questions. I am the one in control I am the one with this sword in my hands. You and your sister's Fate is in my hands.
Flap: Well OK dude, but at least can I grab an Can of Dr Pepper and an Snickers Bar before you end my unworthy life. Cause Dude I really want to die knowing I Satisfied my Hunger with an Snickers...
Masked Man: Shut up. You were always so pointless when I in your clan but I never realized how pointless you really were. And How you are such an Coward. Come on I have your Sister somewhere ready to be killed at my word, and I am standing right in front of you. And you don't even bother to make an move on me, or even show alittle bit of emotion. Which you showed just earlier with my little puppet in that chair over there. However I guess you are just all emotionally out now eh.
Flap: Dude, At least let me go get an bag of skittles before you like kill me cause for god sakes I am Hungry. And Sure you can continue on your little Speech after I get the Skittles.
Masked Man: All this time it was an act, you really didn't want to find your sister. All you wanted to do was get King Cobra off his game plan so you could get him off guard. However you must know by now Your opponent this week is already an stop ahead of you and knows you are an selfish Son of a Bitch! You were Back then when we were Tag Partners and you still are.
Flap: Wait did you just say we were tag partners? Damn it can't be Lil Man you came all this away to visit you old friend. Damn you must be smoking alot stronger Marijuana then you were 5 years ago. Damn you actually make alittle more sense now.
Masked Man: I am not Lil Man, Do I look like am 2 foot, and speak Gibberish Hells No. And I am sure has hell Not from Bloody England. Lil Man out of all the Tag Partners over the years you have had you guess the one it surely couldn't be. Damn you are clueless aren't you. If you hadn't have had ALF or me around you for guidance and helping you win matches you would have had been an NOBODY! ALF was your Charisma and I was the Wrestling Talent, and you were the one the fans loved with your big Ears and your homeless looking face. Damn you were so Ugly that women took that has an Turned on. And well working over at England hell everybody looked like you so you fit right in to the public and became an ICON! Well when you arrived in United States you still for some reason still were an huge fan favorite. Sure you know how to make the fans love you. However this business is about entertainment it's about Skill and Determination. Things you lack my old Friend.
Flap: Dude Nature is Calling now, and Well I got an Bladder Control Problem, So Unless you want to have some pee Stains on your nice little white cloak there I say it's time for an Pee Break.
Masked Man: Just Stop it right now. You are going nowhere until you admit you were the one responsible of stalling and ultimately ending my Wrestling career. Holding me back when I could of been an Wrestling GOD!
Flap: Dude Thats like so 2005ish, That like went out of style just has quick has the XFL did. Well not has quick nothing can go out has quick has the XFL did where there is the rumor Shawn Stevens alone time with the women are quicker but hell that be like impossible right?
Masked Man: Well Yeah that would be something to behold. Wait stop throwing me off topic. Now be an man and Admit that I was the responsible of your greatness, That I was the one that should of been World Heavyweight Champion not you. That I am truly greater then you.
Flap: Well first off Masked Man dude, It's alright if I call you Masked Man eh? Cause I have no clue who you are well I know your not Lil Man cause hell Lil Man would have had shared some Magic Stuff with me. Now Second Off when I became the World Champ back in Detroit I never had help in that ring to beat at that time The Best Thing since Slice Bread The Destroyer. Now you think my Opponent The so called Unstoppable Dan Harvey is so Big and tough and is gonna take my title, well Let's just say he has nothing on The Destroyer this Man was not human I tell you. He was what you call an tough cookie. He was the biggest thing in Wrestling at the time nobody could beat him. Until the fatal Night when I did the Unthinkable and Beat The Man that couldn't be stopped. So That is why you don't see fear in my eyes when they tell me Dan Harvey is the man who is Unstoppable Cause I know the fact is He is stoppable and he will be Stopped in his second match against yours truly Wii.
Masked Man: Now we see alittle Emotion from the Funny Big Eared Canadian One. Well Flap that is side of you that made me an fun of yours Sure I liked your funny antics you pulled off, However you could easily shift gears, and become....
Flap: Whoa What the hell is this? Your not getting cold feet are you? You are here to kill me right? But now your liking buttering me up stuff. Who The hell are you? And Dude If you are truly wanting some New found Companionship or something your crawling up the wrong futting tree dude. However I think Shawn Stevens is in town.
Masked Man: Your an God Damn Lunatic you know that. Some People in your situation would plead for there life, However you The Flapanise Master is trying to egg me on to end it. You are truly one of a kind. I request one simple thing, and I would spare your life, let you live another day. And Possibly give you more time to get your sister. However you are so damn Stubborn you want to do it the hard way. Now I have wasted too much time on you already so I will not use my weapon, No I will prove once and for all That I am better then you one on one.
Flap: Dude first let me Eat the bag of skittles that are in my back pocket. Like You gotta understand eating on an empty stomach is like operating an Computer with no Hard Drive, It's like...
Masked Man: Impossible. Well eat your damn Skittles and no damn tricks. I want this to be an fair fight has I want you to know I am better then YOU!
Flap grabs the Skittles out of his back pocket and opens the bag and dumps the Skittles all in his hand and eats them all at once after a minute or two chewing them he indicates he is ready to fight.
Masked Man: Maybe After I beat you, I will tell you where your sister might be, just give you some hope. Since we both know your losing your television title this week.
Flap: Just Shut up and Drive.
Masked Man: Whatever Just Bring It!
Flap: It's alrighty been Brought en Pesky Masked Dude.
The Masked Man strikes first with an Left Jab, then an Right Jab then an Uppercut. Which Draws Flap a step back. Then Flap Counters an Left hook attempt with his right shiny hook. Which has connects right on the button and has The Masked Man trying to regroup his self. Has Flap Comes rushing in to Capitalize The Masked Man puts up his hands indicating Flap to stop.
Flap: Dude you gotta be kidding me. You waste like an half an hour of mine, Going on how you were so much better then me. And How I holded you back, and that I was the one responsible of ending your career, which seems to me wasn't much of all if you can't even take an punch. An weak Right Hook to boot. i was just taking it easy on you, and you disappointed me. I haven't had an good street fight since well when me and Jay Jefferson fought over the last Candy bar in the vending machine. And for Futting Sakes he put up a better fight then you did.
Masked Man: Don't be too Cocky Big Ears, you got an lucky shot in. Anybody could of gotten an lucky punch in like you just did. But Next Time I will be ready for you. However that next time will have to wait. I will return after you fatal loss this week. With alittle update on your sister to HAHAHAHA! Francisco VANISH!
Flap Jumps at the Masked Man but Smokes covers the room , and when it clears the Masked Man is gone and so is the man who was tied up in the chair and his goons. The rest of Flanchise Crew come rushing into the room after the nose, has they see Flap sitting on the ground laughing.
ALF: What the Hell are you laughing about?
Flap: I was just having a nice chat with the man who was behind the kidnapping of Flanatasia.
ALF: And your Laughing about it? You sick son of a bitch. You have really have jumped off the rocker now haven't yeah. All this pressure of finding Her, and the thoughts of defending the Television title just a week after you have won it, against a very competitive wrestler like Dan Harvey would probably start to play mind games with anybody but with you hell I am surprised anything can fit in that head of yours.
Tara: Your looking at the same head I am right? That thing is futting huge. Or does the Ears make the Head look big or does the head make the Ears look big?
ALF: His ears and Head are all HUGE! Now Flap serious why are you laughing? You can't actually being telling the truth that you were face to face with the man who kidnapped your sister, and you just let him go scott free.
Flap: Well I didn't let him go scott free, He just Vanished However he did leave me his Calling card though.
ALF: Calling card? You know his phone number now? So what you two gotta be like girlfriends and phone each other every night , and like setup slumber parties and like party all night long with your other little girlfriends eating Potato chips, and low Fat Yogurt and Drinking Diet Pepsi? And Just forget all about your long last Sister being scared for her life.Not knowing if she will ever see her family again, or if she just ate her last meal. You see Flap I just can't understand why you would be laughing about this matter. You got an sister missing, and you have the biggest match in your POW wrestling career coming up this week against the Unstoppable and Undefeated Dan Harvey who has nothing but winning that Television title on his mind. So if I were you I would get up from the floor go to the gym start training for your match get your head into the game. Be in top tip physical and Mental Shape. Be Focus for your match against Dan Harvey cause me and your three women over there were talking earlier and well we got a plan on how to get your sister back, without you losing focus on wrestling.
Flap: Oh really? Well I don't really think we have to worry too much about Flanatasia's safety anymore. Has The Man Behind this Fiasco doesn't have the balls to hurt her. For Futting sakes he let me eat Skittles before we fought.
Nicole: You ate the last bag of Skittles, You Bastard!
Flap: Like you would have enjoyed them anyways since you would have just hurled them back up in like 10 minutes after eating them.
Nicole: So that's not the point. The Point is I called Dibs on those Skittles.
Maria: Yeah Flap your the one who made up the Calling Dibs rule. So you know your punishment.
Flap: Yesum.
ALF: So Anyways Flap stop with the pointless junk with the Skinny little Junkie Whore, and tell me are you really ready for Dan Harvey?
Flap: ALF, at Reckless Abandon I went into that match with King Cobra not knowing for sure if I was totally focused on wrestling King Cobra. However when the bell rang to start that match I just went berserk it was like all the emotions built up from that weeks events were all coming out. Sure Mister Harvey can say all this shit about Maybe My sister Flanatasia isn't missing and I am trying to get my opponents off guard and shit. And that Harvey isn't falling for any tricks and that he will have all guns Blazing coming at me. Well That's Good Mister Harvey cause I will do the same. We will have an war in that ring. You can hype your self up all you want, Say That I should be honored to lose to someone has good has the Unstoppable one. Well Dan you should be the one that should be Honored you see after this match everyone will not recognize you has the unstoppable one no they will recognize has the Marino One. Yesum I am talking about everyone Labeling you after The NFL quarterback star Dan Marino. Yes Dan Marino was an great Quarterback , holds some records in such but you see that was when nothing was on the line Dan. I truly don't know how many titles or who you beat for those titles in your past. But I do know you have never came to face to face with anyone like me. You see you will Fell the pressure when you face the Flapanise One all alone in that ring with nobody there to help you. Your Knees will buckle, you will fill the butterflies in your stomach stirring around. Sure you may say That won't happen cause you an veteran of the trade. Well Mister Dan Dude, I have had many matches in my career has well, and I am making my way back up the mountain, and I ain't gonna let you take this opportunity away from me. So You maybe wise, However none of those Old tricks are gonna work here not in those match.
Flap grabs an bottle of Dr Pepper out of nowhere and opens it up and drinks it.
Flap: You see unlike Dan Marino, you won't be sulking on an Field you will be doing your sulking in the ring after your lost to Me. Has you might be bigger then me, you might be stronger then me, you might have more in ring experience then me However you lack the heart that is needed to beat an Man like me. I don't care how much pain you say your gonna put me through, I am just hoping all the self hype you have spitted out is at least half true, So I can at least say "Damn That Mister Harvey fellow ever give me an fight tonight that was an worthy Title defense Dudes." It's all about the gold dude, Everybody likes to have gold around there waist. However only one man in that match can come out victorious and end up with that belt around there waist, and let's just say my time with this belt ain't up yet and it won't be this week or next , or month or six months from now or longer. This Belt is staying with me until I get the chance to upgrade. There's no way but up from here dude. I am going further up and your going an step down dude. After this match we could shake hands, we could drink to the war we had in that ring however with what at stake in this match I don't think the loser aka YOU will be up for any of that. Specially since you will have to change your name, Since after I put you on the Flanchised list you won't be known has being Unstoppable but Being known has the one who was FLAPPED!
Flap Takes another Swig of his Dr Pepper, Has the rest of the crew are amazed on how Flap is actually talking about his Match.
Flap: I know you might bring your daughter to watch this match this week, Well Dan I highly would recommend you keep your daughter at the house away from an television. Cause what she might see might scar her for life. Knowing that her dad just his ass kicked around that ring by man half his size might just make her think less of you. Now don't take this the wrong way Dan I ain't trying to disrespect your family or you for that matter, I have respect for your ability, I ain't gonna Downplay your Dominating performance at Reckless Abandon However ain't like those two you faced. I know what I am getting into, Do You?
Flap takes another Gulp of his Beloved Dr Pepper.
Flap: Get Ready To be Flanchised!
ALF: It's time it's time It's Flapper TIME!
Maria: So Flap That was like Super awesome Dude, One thing who is behind the kidnapping of your sister?
Flap: An Former Flanchise Crew member who use to be my tag team partner back in the day when we won Tag Gold. Then Became the Flanchise Crew Interview Dude. Yesum I am Talking about my former #1 Fan Francis Franagan!
ALF: Well shit that's like almost has funny then picturing Anna Kournikova winning Wimbledon.
Flap: Hell her winning any singles tennis tournament would be Funny but at the same time Satisfying to watch.
Maria: FLAPPER!
Flap: Oh Futt!
To Be Continued