Post by Flap Flanagan on Sept 29, 2007 17:02:47 GMT -6
Chapter 11: Sandra Bullock
Flap Flanagan's Old time Dream Girl when Flap Flanagan was a young Big eared Lad he dreamed to have Sandra Bullock for one night of alone time if yeah know what I mean Esa.
Maria had just told ALF that she found Flap's Sister Flanatasia which was behind ALF the whole time wearing an Beaver Suit Anyways Maria Bangs on the Legendary Flanchise Crew Locker room door.
Maria: Flap Open up right now I found your sister!
Flap Opens up the door automatically. Maria, Tara and the person in Beaver mascot suit walk into Locker room.
Flap: This better not be an trick to make him Feel better from what happen to Nicole.
Maria: No trick. Flanatasia reveal your self.
Person takes off the beaver head, and reveals her face which looks exactly like SANDRA BULLOCK!
Flap: It is you Flanatasia Thank God your safe from harm.
Tara: Whoa That's Sandra Bullock, The woman Flap always wanted to Futt. Wait Flap You want to Futt Your sister. Whoa I need another shot of tequila.
Flap: No This isn't Sandra Bullock this is my sister Flanatasia.
Flanatasia: Yesum I am Flap's sister. Not Sandra Bullock.
Tara: Well you look exactly like Sandra Bullock which Means Flap has actually been Fantasied to FUTT YOU all these years, That actually is turning me on actually.
Flap: You are making me out like an incesting Bastard or something.
Tara: Well no I actually like you more now. Want to have an three way with your sister?
Flap: Hmmm well...
Flanatasia: FLAPPER!
Flap: NO WAY JOSE!
ALF wakes up and walks into the Locker room and is stunned by what he sees.
ALF: Holy MACKINAW! SANDRA BULLOCK! Damn get her now while we got her surrounded Flapper! Make your dreams come true grasshopper!
Tara: She's Flapper's sister.
ALF: DAMN! Sandra Bullock is Flap's sister. DAMN! Wait Flap your dream girl was your sister. DAMN!
Flap: Dude she isn't Sandra Bullock.
ALF: Well This is Futted up dude. She looks exactly like Sandra Bullock. Which really means you didn't want Miss Bullock you wanted your sister. DAMN! This is more complex then that One Tree Hill SHOW! DAMN!
Flap: No ALF, it's not like that.
Just Then Josh Eagles walks into the locker room.
Josh Eagles: Holy Futt! Flap is getting it on with Sandra Bullock in an Beaver Suit FUTT Get R Done Flapper! I once Futted an Girl in an swan Suit but damn You got me Beat.
ALF: She's Flap's sister.
Josh Eagles: Whoa Flapper we protested against Incest back in Georgia and now you are crossing the line of family love.
Flap: She's not Sandra Bullock and I don't want to Have sex with her. She's My Sister. You Dimwits. I don't want to Futt my sister.
Just Then Legendary Flanchise Crew Interviewer Felix Rodriguez Walks into the room.
Felix: Oh Yes The Lord has finally made Flapper's Prayers come true he is finally gonna get Sandra Bullock Beaver Style. OK Very creative Flapper only you would want to get with your dream Girl in an Beaver Suit.
Josh Eagles: She's Flap's sister to boot.
Flap: Thanks Eagles, here we go again.
Felix: Awesome, and this is the first time you Two have showed your true feelings with each other. Shit if my sister was Sandra Bullock DAMN she would be in an Wheelchair right now if yeah know what I mean.
Flap: OK that's it!
KABOOM! Room goes pitch Black then turn back on and Flap is Gone with his sister.
ALF: Damn I gotta catch this on video.
Josh Eagles: What on Video?
ALF: Flapper and Sandra Bullock. Do you know how much Sex Tapes sale on the INTERNET damn that's alot of DR PEPPER!
Josh Eagles: Well... Let's Go!
ALF and Josh Eagles go running after Flap and Flanatasia/Sandra Bullock. Josh and ALF find Flap with his sister Flap is on the ground while his sister is trying to help him up has he screams in pain!
Flap: FUTT! I am at 10% now on IR for at least 5 years now! Josh like dude well...
Josh Eagles: No way it's not gonna happen your staying off the IR we all know what happens when you go on the IR!
Flap: FUTT!
To Be Continued
Flap Flanagan's Old time Dream Girl when Flap Flanagan was a young Big eared Lad he dreamed to have Sandra Bullock for one night of alone time if yeah know what I mean Esa.
Maria had just told ALF that she found Flap's Sister Flanatasia which was behind ALF the whole time wearing an Beaver Suit Anyways Maria Bangs on the Legendary Flanchise Crew Locker room door.
Maria: Flap Open up right now I found your sister!
Flap Opens up the door automatically. Maria, Tara and the person in Beaver mascot suit walk into Locker room.
Flap: This better not be an trick to make him Feel better from what happen to Nicole.
Maria: No trick. Flanatasia reveal your self.
Person takes off the beaver head, and reveals her face which looks exactly like SANDRA BULLOCK!
Flap: It is you Flanatasia Thank God your safe from harm.
Tara: Whoa That's Sandra Bullock, The woman Flap always wanted to Futt. Wait Flap You want to Futt Your sister. Whoa I need another shot of tequila.
Flap: No This isn't Sandra Bullock this is my sister Flanatasia.
Flanatasia: Yesum I am Flap's sister. Not Sandra Bullock.
Tara: Well you look exactly like Sandra Bullock which Means Flap has actually been Fantasied to FUTT YOU all these years, That actually is turning me on actually.
Flap: You are making me out like an incesting Bastard or something.
Tara: Well no I actually like you more now. Want to have an three way with your sister?
Flap: Hmmm well...
Flanatasia: FLAPPER!
Flap: NO WAY JOSE!
ALF wakes up and walks into the Locker room and is stunned by what he sees.
ALF: Holy MACKINAW! SANDRA BULLOCK! Damn get her now while we got her surrounded Flapper! Make your dreams come true grasshopper!
Tara: She's Flapper's sister.
ALF: DAMN! Sandra Bullock is Flap's sister. DAMN! Wait Flap your dream girl was your sister. DAMN!
Flap: Dude she isn't Sandra Bullock.
ALF: Well This is Futted up dude. She looks exactly like Sandra Bullock. Which really means you didn't want Miss Bullock you wanted your sister. DAMN! This is more complex then that One Tree Hill SHOW! DAMN!
Flap: No ALF, it's not like that.
Just Then Josh Eagles walks into the locker room.
Josh Eagles: Holy Futt! Flap is getting it on with Sandra Bullock in an Beaver Suit FUTT Get R Done Flapper! I once Futted an Girl in an swan Suit but damn You got me Beat.
ALF: She's Flap's sister.
Josh Eagles: Whoa Flapper we protested against Incest back in Georgia and now you are crossing the line of family love.
Flap: She's not Sandra Bullock and I don't want to Have sex with her. She's My Sister. You Dimwits. I don't want to Futt my sister.
Just Then Legendary Flanchise Crew Interviewer Felix Rodriguez Walks into the room.
Felix: Oh Yes The Lord has finally made Flapper's Prayers come true he is finally gonna get Sandra Bullock Beaver Style. OK Very creative Flapper only you would want to get with your dream Girl in an Beaver Suit.
Josh Eagles: She's Flap's sister to boot.
Flap: Thanks Eagles, here we go again.
Felix: Awesome, and this is the first time you Two have showed your true feelings with each other. Shit if my sister was Sandra Bullock DAMN she would be in an Wheelchair right now if yeah know what I mean.
Flap: OK that's it!
KABOOM! Room goes pitch Black then turn back on and Flap is Gone with his sister.
ALF: Damn I gotta catch this on video.
Josh Eagles: What on Video?
ALF: Flapper and Sandra Bullock. Do you know how much Sex Tapes sale on the INTERNET damn that's alot of DR PEPPER!
Josh Eagles: Well... Let's Go!
ALF and Josh Eagles go running after Flap and Flanatasia/Sandra Bullock. Josh and ALF find Flap with his sister Flap is on the ground while his sister is trying to help him up has he screams in pain!
Flap: FUTT! I am at 10% now on IR for at least 5 years now! Josh like dude well...
Josh Eagles: No way it's not gonna happen your staying off the IR we all know what happens when you go on the IR!
Flap: FUTT!
To Be Continued