Post by Flap Flanagan on Sept 29, 2007 12:43:07 GMT -6
Chapter 10: FUTT!
It was called one of the worst matches of Flanchise Flap Flanagan's career, That was his last match last week against the Unstoppable Dan Harvey who lived up to his name. Flap Flanagan had lost the Television title after only one week with it. After the Match The Flapanise Master was asked By an Road agent "Can you bounce back from that beating". The Limping and Shaken up Flap Flanagan simply Replied "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I wonder What You are?". Road Agents tried to get Flap to go to the hospital but Flap said "Read my Contract No DOCTORS!" Has Flap Flanagan believes in healing himself, "No FUTTING PAIN NO FUTTING GAIN MUTTA FUTTAS" is his motto. But Can Flap Flanagan really bounce back from this lost match? And is the rumor really true that Flap Flanagan is now an UWL Superstar has well? Does this mean he is quitting POW to become an Big Star in UWL?
This week The Flanchise Player will team up with his Friend Mister Josh Eagles Aka TOUCAN! Now they call there selves The New Flanchise Players, and well there undefeated and well are fighting for the Tag Team Gold This week. And will there odds of winning on paper look RADICAL DUDE! However in reality they could be sent home real quick since well the MVP of the team The Flanchise Player himself aka Flap Flanagan is well not 100%, hell he isn't even 15% physical or Mental Condition. After Barley getting to his Legendary Locker room he Locked the door and it has the Whole Flanchise Crew worried. It seems this gonna be an Long week ahead.
Outside The Legendary Flanchise Crew Locker room, ALF,Maria,Tara, and an Somebody in an Beaver Mascot Suit are waiting outside the door hoping for Flap Flanagan there leader to emerge from it and say he's Futting Alright!
ALF: Damn that match was Futting Brutal. Dan Harvey was like, was like.....
Tara: UNSTOPPABLE!
Maria: Stop it! There is an reason Flap wasn't himself in that match.
Tara: What you talking about MARIA!
ALF: Yeah what the Blonde Drunk said. What's the Scoop?
Tara: Hey where's Nicole?
Maria: Well let's just say She was part of the reason.
ALF: That Skinny Bitch! Let's Hang her up on an Cross and BURN THE BITCH!
Maria: Well we can't. Even if we wanted to.
ALF: Why not? Did she Fly off to like PARIS or Something?
Maria: She Flew alright.
ALF: I knew That Skinny BITCH! I am so gonna go to PARIS and like... well eat her PUSSY CAT!
Tara: Damn I can't believe I shared my Margarita's with her, then she Sabotages The Big Eared Canadian Dude that took us in from the streets. I need an Drink. An Hard one at that.
ALF: Well things are looking up.
Maria: ALF no time for that. I gotta tell you the story of why Nicole isn't here and why it shook Flapper off his game and why he is on the IR Physically and Mentally.
ALF: Well then Spill the beans!
Tara Farts.
Tara: Oh My bad.
Maria: OK it all started when....
Flapanise FLASHBACK MODE TIME!
Flap is in an Car driving around the Parking lot well Flapanise Style.
Flap: Jeff Gordon Doesn't get this when he is driving! FUTT YEAH FUTT YEAH!
Just Then Flap looses focus and BANG!
Maria then pops her head up and Flap and Maria look at each other.
Flap: You got alittle something on your lip there.
Maria Whips it off.
Flap: Got it. Now time to find out what happen.
Maria: Well it sounded like you hit something.
Flap and Maria get out of the car and see something laying on the ground 80 feet away from the car, they run to get an closer look then They see what Flap hit.
Flap: FUTT!
Flashback Mode over.
Tara: Flap Killed Nicole, That RADICAL FUTTER!
ALF: Flap is all Bummed out cause he Run and Gunned Down Nicole. Damn he has lost his edge.
Maria: WHAT!? You two are CRAZY!
ALF: We are just kidding. But joking aside Flap really killed Nicole?
Maria: No Comment. But Let's just say I think I have found the solution on how to make Flapper better.
ALF: Hmmm isn't that an bad Solution since that is how Flapper got in this little Problem, By getting alittle Hea....
Maria: Shut up ALF I am trying to be the Brain's of this operation.
ALF: Oh FUTT! I remembered what happen the last time Flap got ill, and you tried to be in charge.
Flapanise Flashback MODE TIME, YES AGAIN!
ALF is in an wrestling ring looking up to an 7 foot wrestler named Big Foot!
ALF: Can't we just like hug and like exchange gifts and make an day out of it.
Big Foot: You Hairy Muppet Must DIE!
ALF: DIE such an very negative word, can't we like forget this whole mess and like have an Tea Party and have an Biscuit Eating Contest instead.
Big Foot: No Maria Said we must fight to Honor Flap's word.
ALF: Oh yes Maria. I truly hate her. Whoa look Elvis.
Big Foot looks away from ALF, has ALF runs away.
Flashback mode over.
ALF: Damn you sent me off to the slaughterhouse.
Maria: In theory I thought you could beat that guy.
ALF: Sure in theory if i had an Bazooka, Wii! So Whats your master plan on getting Flap happy?
Maria: Well having Flanatasia Visit him.
ALF: Well that be alright and all, IF SHE WAS MISSING! We have you been the last two weeks?
Maria: Well I found her and well she's right behind you.
ALF turns around , and Faints.
Maria: Damn didn't see that coming.
To Be Continued
It was called one of the worst matches of Flanchise Flap Flanagan's career, That was his last match last week against the Unstoppable Dan Harvey who lived up to his name. Flap Flanagan had lost the Television title after only one week with it. After the Match The Flapanise Master was asked By an Road agent "Can you bounce back from that beating". The Limping and Shaken up Flap Flanagan simply Replied "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I wonder What You are?". Road Agents tried to get Flap to go to the hospital but Flap said "Read my Contract No DOCTORS!" Has Flap Flanagan believes in healing himself, "No FUTTING PAIN NO FUTTING GAIN MUTTA FUTTAS" is his motto. But Can Flap Flanagan really bounce back from this lost match? And is the rumor really true that Flap Flanagan is now an UWL Superstar has well? Does this mean he is quitting POW to become an Big Star in UWL?
This week The Flanchise Player will team up with his Friend Mister Josh Eagles Aka TOUCAN! Now they call there selves The New Flanchise Players, and well there undefeated and well are fighting for the Tag Team Gold This week. And will there odds of winning on paper look RADICAL DUDE! However in reality they could be sent home real quick since well the MVP of the team The Flanchise Player himself aka Flap Flanagan is well not 100%, hell he isn't even 15% physical or Mental Condition. After Barley getting to his Legendary Locker room he Locked the door and it has the Whole Flanchise Crew worried. It seems this gonna be an Long week ahead.
Outside The Legendary Flanchise Crew Locker room, ALF,Maria,Tara, and an Somebody in an Beaver Mascot Suit are waiting outside the door hoping for Flap Flanagan there leader to emerge from it and say he's Futting Alright!
ALF: Damn that match was Futting Brutal. Dan Harvey was like, was like.....
Tara: UNSTOPPABLE!
Maria: Stop it! There is an reason Flap wasn't himself in that match.
Tara: What you talking about MARIA!
ALF: Yeah what the Blonde Drunk said. What's the Scoop?
Tara: Hey where's Nicole?
Maria: Well let's just say She was part of the reason.
ALF: That Skinny Bitch! Let's Hang her up on an Cross and BURN THE BITCH!
Maria: Well we can't. Even if we wanted to.
ALF: Why not? Did she Fly off to like PARIS or Something?
Maria: She Flew alright.
ALF: I knew That Skinny BITCH! I am so gonna go to PARIS and like... well eat her PUSSY CAT!
Tara: Damn I can't believe I shared my Margarita's with her, then she Sabotages The Big Eared Canadian Dude that took us in from the streets. I need an Drink. An Hard one at that.
ALF: Well things are looking up.
Maria: ALF no time for that. I gotta tell you the story of why Nicole isn't here and why it shook Flapper off his game and why he is on the IR Physically and Mentally.
ALF: Well then Spill the beans!
Tara Farts.
Tara: Oh My bad.
Maria: OK it all started when....
Flapanise FLASHBACK MODE TIME!
Flap is in an Car driving around the Parking lot well Flapanise Style.
Flap: Jeff Gordon Doesn't get this when he is driving! FUTT YEAH FUTT YEAH!
Just Then Flap looses focus and BANG!
Maria then pops her head up and Flap and Maria look at each other.
Flap: You got alittle something on your lip there.
Maria Whips it off.
Flap: Got it. Now time to find out what happen.
Maria: Well it sounded like you hit something.
Flap and Maria get out of the car and see something laying on the ground 80 feet away from the car, they run to get an closer look then They see what Flap hit.
Flap: FUTT!
Flashback Mode over.
Tara: Flap Killed Nicole, That RADICAL FUTTER!
ALF: Flap is all Bummed out cause he Run and Gunned Down Nicole. Damn he has lost his edge.
Maria: WHAT!? You two are CRAZY!
ALF: We are just kidding. But joking aside Flap really killed Nicole?
Maria: No Comment. But Let's just say I think I have found the solution on how to make Flapper better.
ALF: Hmmm isn't that an bad Solution since that is how Flapper got in this little Problem, By getting alittle Hea....
Maria: Shut up ALF I am trying to be the Brain's of this operation.
ALF: Oh FUTT! I remembered what happen the last time Flap got ill, and you tried to be in charge.
Flapanise Flashback MODE TIME, YES AGAIN!
ALF is in an wrestling ring looking up to an 7 foot wrestler named Big Foot!
ALF: Can't we just like hug and like exchange gifts and make an day out of it.
Big Foot: You Hairy Muppet Must DIE!
ALF: DIE such an very negative word, can't we like forget this whole mess and like have an Tea Party and have an Biscuit Eating Contest instead.
Big Foot: No Maria Said we must fight to Honor Flap's word.
ALF: Oh yes Maria. I truly hate her. Whoa look Elvis.
Big Foot looks away from ALF, has ALF runs away.
Flashback mode over.
ALF: Damn you sent me off to the slaughterhouse.
Maria: In theory I thought you could beat that guy.
ALF: Sure in theory if i had an Bazooka, Wii! So Whats your master plan on getting Flap happy?
Maria: Well having Flanatasia Visit him.
ALF: Well that be alright and all, IF SHE WAS MISSING! We have you been the last two weeks?
Maria: Well I found her and well she's right behind you.
ALF turns around , and Faints.
Maria: Damn didn't see that coming.
To Be Continued