Post by Flap Flanagan on Oct 10, 2007 18:49:32 GMT -6
Chapter 13: What The Futt?
What The Futt? Was what Josh Eagles was left pondering last week after his and Flap Flanagan's Tag Team title match which they won to become the new POW Tag Team Champions. After this match Josh Eagles turned around from celebrating and walked right into Flap's Tag title and knocked himself out. Now the question is was this an accident? Or has Flap turned to the Dark side?
Bad To The Bone by George Throughgood Blares over the PA system has The Flanchise Player Flap Flanagan comes out on to the ramp with his POW Tag Team title hanging around his shoulder. He pauses an moment on top the ramp and holds up the Tag Team title for an mixture of Cheers and Boos. He puts it back on his shoulder and resumes walking down the ramp to wards the ring. He walks around the ring and grabs an Mic from a crew member then climbs into the ring and makes his way to the center of the ring. Has he still receives Some Cheers and Boos.
Flap: So I guess most of you keep up to POW Current events, has it seems The people booing me tonight have determined that I am guilty, and well the ones cheering either think the incident was an accident or they are True Die Hard Flapanise Fans.
Flapanise Chant Breaks out.
Flap: Well Holy Futt! I don't even try and I still get bigger and louder Chants then My Tag Team Partner can only dream about. But really to point now for those who didn't watch last week's POW Main Event well here it is.
Tritron shows what happen after Last Week's Main Event. The New Flanchise Players are in the ring Celebrating There Tag Team Titles win, When The Flanchise Crew come running down the ramp and enter the ring to celebrate with there Leader Flap Flanagan and his Tag Team Partner Josh Eagles the new Tag Team Champions. Flap and Josh then go to Opposite Ring Corners and Hold up there Tag Titles and the Fans roar with Excitement for them. Flap and Josh then jump down and meet in the Center of the ring Has ALF gives them both Mic's.
Josh Eagles: Flap We have proven to everybody here and to everybody in the back that we are The best Tag Team In POW.
Josh then does an Pose with his title to wards the announce table not facing Flap.
Flap: Yesum, You Shall Expect The Unexpected.
Josh Has an puzzled look at the remark has he then turns around to face Flap Who Clocks him with his Tag Title, which Knocks Josh to the ground and unconscious. Has Flap and the His Crew Members look down at The Fallen Eagle. The Fans are Shocked by this and start to Boo abit.
Back to the ring with Flap Flanagan.
Flap: BAM! Damn I missed that, can yeah Show that an few more times.
Tritron shows Josh Eagles getting clocked by Flap's Tag title 5 more times.
Flap: BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Fans start to BOO!
Flap: Oh I am sorry I guess people from this part of the United States are alittle SLOW so I'll slow the Clip down for yeah. Slow Motion Video Crew Dudes.
Tritron shows Josh Eagles getting clocked by Flap's Tag title in Slow Motion. Which gets an Big BOO From the Chicago Crowd.
Flap: So I guess nobody seen this coming. Specially the New Version of Josh Eagles 2.0! However it's really no big deal since Me and My not so Awesome Partner Josh Eagles are Tag Team Champions. Though we never would have accomplish that feat if I didn't dominate the match and eventually win the match for us. Let's face it My Not so Radical Partner Mister Josh Eagles isn't really the type that can seal the deal on things. Hell If You can't take my word for it just go ask his wife , I mean EX Wife Jeska. Futt did she ever tell some hilarious stories about the Fallen Eagle one when she got dr... Anyways Me and My not so A Class Tag Team Partner are in an match against Reckless Storm or I guess that is what they were called back in the day. Well Anyways this Non title Tag Team match really is an Singles match in disguised you see POW management couldn't afford to have an all Flanagan Match up on an Non Pay per View card so they just added the less Talented Tag Team partners to this contest. Non the less The Older Flanagan Half Brother will win this misfit of an match.
Fans BOO at that comment.
Flap: Yesum That is ME, Wii!
Maria and Tara show on the tritron.
Maria: Hey Flappa our deliver just arrived.
Flap: Wii! Well got to go. Got alot more important things to do then talk out here with you Chicago People specially the ones who are Cubs Fans.
Fans Boo Flap back up the ramp and out of sight.
To Be Continued
What The Futt? Was what Josh Eagles was left pondering last week after his and Flap Flanagan's Tag Team title match which they won to become the new POW Tag Team Champions. After this match Josh Eagles turned around from celebrating and walked right into Flap's Tag title and knocked himself out. Now the question is was this an accident? Or has Flap turned to the Dark side?
Bad To The Bone by George Throughgood Blares over the PA system has The Flanchise Player Flap Flanagan comes out on to the ramp with his POW Tag Team title hanging around his shoulder. He pauses an moment on top the ramp and holds up the Tag Team title for an mixture of Cheers and Boos. He puts it back on his shoulder and resumes walking down the ramp to wards the ring. He walks around the ring and grabs an Mic from a crew member then climbs into the ring and makes his way to the center of the ring. Has he still receives Some Cheers and Boos.
Flap: So I guess most of you keep up to POW Current events, has it seems The people booing me tonight have determined that I am guilty, and well the ones cheering either think the incident was an accident or they are True Die Hard Flapanise Fans.
Flapanise Chant Breaks out.
Flap: Well Holy Futt! I don't even try and I still get bigger and louder Chants then My Tag Team Partner can only dream about. But really to point now for those who didn't watch last week's POW Main Event well here it is.
Tritron shows what happen after Last Week's Main Event. The New Flanchise Players are in the ring Celebrating There Tag Team Titles win, When The Flanchise Crew come running down the ramp and enter the ring to celebrate with there Leader Flap Flanagan and his Tag Team Partner Josh Eagles the new Tag Team Champions. Flap and Josh then go to Opposite Ring Corners and Hold up there Tag Titles and the Fans roar with Excitement for them. Flap and Josh then jump down and meet in the Center of the ring Has ALF gives them both Mic's.
Josh Eagles: Flap We have proven to everybody here and to everybody in the back that we are The best Tag Team In POW.
Josh then does an Pose with his title to wards the announce table not facing Flap.
Flap: Yesum, You Shall Expect The Unexpected.
Josh Has an puzzled look at the remark has he then turns around to face Flap Who Clocks him with his Tag Title, which Knocks Josh to the ground and unconscious. Has Flap and the His Crew Members look down at The Fallen Eagle. The Fans are Shocked by this and start to Boo abit.
Back to the ring with Flap Flanagan.
Flap: BAM! Damn I missed that, can yeah Show that an few more times.
Tritron shows Josh Eagles getting clocked by Flap's Tag title 5 more times.
Flap: BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Fans start to BOO!
Flap: Oh I am sorry I guess people from this part of the United States are alittle SLOW so I'll slow the Clip down for yeah. Slow Motion Video Crew Dudes.
Tritron shows Josh Eagles getting clocked by Flap's Tag title in Slow Motion. Which gets an Big BOO From the Chicago Crowd.
Flap: So I guess nobody seen this coming. Specially the New Version of Josh Eagles 2.0! However it's really no big deal since Me and My not so Awesome Partner Josh Eagles are Tag Team Champions. Though we never would have accomplish that feat if I didn't dominate the match and eventually win the match for us. Let's face it My Not so Radical Partner Mister Josh Eagles isn't really the type that can seal the deal on things. Hell If You can't take my word for it just go ask his wife , I mean EX Wife Jeska. Futt did she ever tell some hilarious stories about the Fallen Eagle one when she got dr... Anyways Me and My not so A Class Tag Team Partner are in an match against Reckless Storm or I guess that is what they were called back in the day. Well Anyways this Non title Tag Team match really is an Singles match in disguised you see POW management couldn't afford to have an all Flanagan Match up on an Non Pay per View card so they just added the less Talented Tag Team partners to this contest. Non the less The Older Flanagan Half Brother will win this misfit of an match.
Fans BOO at that comment.
Flap: Yesum That is ME, Wii!
Maria and Tara show on the tritron.
Maria: Hey Flappa our deliver just arrived.
Flap: Wii! Well got to go. Got alot more important things to do then talk out here with you Chicago People specially the ones who are Cubs Fans.
Fans Boo Flap back up the ramp and out of sight.
To Be Continued