Post by Flap Flanagan on Oct 16, 2007 19:09:38 GMT -6
Chapter 15: Thanks
In Flanchise Crew Locker room has The True Superstar and Future Valor Champion Flap Flanagan is Sitting in his RED couch has the Camera comes into his view. And Flanchise Crew Hall of Famer Interviewer Felix Rodriguez jumps out from behind Camera man. Flap isn't amused.
Felix: Yo Mister Dr Pepper Champ.
Flap: Yo You Latin Misfit.
Felix: Thank you. So can I have a few moments with the Legendary Flanchise Crew Leader?
Flap: Sure why the hell not since they let guys like Big Ci and Dan Harvey have lots of Air time so why not someone who really is talented, Like the true Superstar.... Yeah That's me, WHEEE!
Felix: Isn't it Wii?
Flap: No you futting retard! Wii is the futting cheap futing System that will be blown out of the water has soon has Sony drops there prices Now Can Yeah Dig That FUTTA!
Felix: Sure OK. So like The Greatest Valor Champion in POW's History like had some air time recently and I was wondering what your reaction to it was?
Flap: What my reaction to an Big Ci Promo? Futt I don't watch anybody else's Stuff in the POW cause there all second rate Nobody's! My Half Brother the Triple Crown Champ, My Tag Team partner who by chance is the #1 contender for the triple crown title, and defiantly Big Ci is an second rate Ass clown. Big Ci can go off an say whatever he wants I don't give an damn on what Big Ci has to say about the Greatest POW Superstar they have EVA had! Big Ci is just getting frustrated cause he knows his times has Valor Champion is coming to an end. Big Ci knows that He is finally fighting the an True Superstar, the best POW has to offer. Big Ci Should be honored to be in the presence of me. Big Ci Should be happy to lose to his title to the best POW has then to anybody else cause hell to Big Ci's credit after me everybody else is on the same level so Big Ci can't go any lower in POW but he futting well can't go any higher with his skill set.
Felix: Whoa hold on there one second Mister Flanchise dude, you should respect Big Ci. He is the Best Valor Champion POW has ever had. He has defended hat title better then anybody before him. Also Big Ci made an very good point on that you might be the best talent in POW but your only 5'11 155lbs, and well with all the talent you still got to somehow take down and pin The 6'6 284 so Juggernaut that is Big Ci.
Flap: Mister Latino heat Like i have said i don't care how long Big Ci has had that title or how many times he defended. He still hasn't defended that title Against me and well when No fear rolls around Big Ci's Title Defense will go sour. Cause Reality is Big Ci can't touch The True Superstar Flap Flanagan. Now you also go on about Big Ci's size advantage whoa that's something new to my matches... Yeah right Bullshit, Everybody I get into the ring with is bigger then me and that hasn't stop The Flanchise One in cruising to Wins, and titles wins. And Well Big Ci's Girlfriend's in the past have told him that size does matter when they Slap him in the face after being Unpleased with his sexual prowess. But in this case Size doesn't matter Big Ci! You might be 6'6 284lbs but that's all you have on me. You got no talent, futt your just an big Retarded Juggernaut. Sure you hit me it's gonna hurt alittle. But Hell your not gonna catch me you stupid Futter! I hope you count the Hours, the Minutes , the seconds, the milliseconds you have left with that Valor Champion because after No Fear you won't be Valor Champion, you will just simply be known has 2nd rate Superstar Big Ci. Sure you'll get an rematch for the title against me, but once again you will lose. Cause once again simply put it Big Ci will be an has been after No Fear.
Felix: Dude i really never knew you where an Futting asshole.Disrespecting Big Ci like that...
Flap: Hey hey I got some respect for Big Ci after all i already got an Ambulance and an Private Hospital room for him. I also will autograph some of My Merchandise and auction it off on Ebay and donate about an buck or so to wards Big Ci and his family since after No Fear Big Ci will probably get fired since let's not beat around the bush and let's be honest with each other Big Ci isn't even in the POW's Top 10 list.
Felix: You Mister Flanagan dude are an Bad Guy!
Flap: No I am not an bad Guy, I am Just FLAPANISE! and at No Fear i will be Crowned POW VALOR CHAMPION, WHEEE!
Felix: What about Jason Coughlin the other guy in your match at No Fear don't you think he could go unnoticed and sneak up on you and WIN?
Flap: Who the Futt is Jason Coughlin? and How the futt did he get in the match did Asswipe jobber get injured and this Jason Coughlin dude is his replacement?
Felix: Jason Coughlin was always in this match.
Flap: Futt you Interviewer dude. I know for an fact that he wasn't, and that Asswipe Jobber was originally booked in my match.
Felix: Flap dude Asswipe Jobber is Jason Coughlin.
Flap: So you are telling me Asswipe Jobber is Jason Coughlin. Jason Coughlin is Asswipe Jobber?
Felix: Yes!
Flap: So you are acknowledging that This Jason Coughlin dude is an AssWipe!?
Felix: .....
To Be Continued
In Flanchise Crew Locker room has The True Superstar and Future Valor Champion Flap Flanagan is Sitting in his RED couch has the Camera comes into his view. And Flanchise Crew Hall of Famer Interviewer Felix Rodriguez jumps out from behind Camera man. Flap isn't amused.
Felix: Yo Mister Dr Pepper Champ.
Flap: Yo You Latin Misfit.
Felix: Thank you. So can I have a few moments with the Legendary Flanchise Crew Leader?
Flap: Sure why the hell not since they let guys like Big Ci and Dan Harvey have lots of Air time so why not someone who really is talented, Like the true Superstar.... Yeah That's me, WHEEE!
Felix: Isn't it Wii?
Flap: No you futting retard! Wii is the futting cheap futing System that will be blown out of the water has soon has Sony drops there prices Now Can Yeah Dig That FUTTA!
Felix: Sure OK. So like The Greatest Valor Champion in POW's History like had some air time recently and I was wondering what your reaction to it was?
Flap: What my reaction to an Big Ci Promo? Futt I don't watch anybody else's Stuff in the POW cause there all second rate Nobody's! My Half Brother the Triple Crown Champ, My Tag Team partner who by chance is the #1 contender for the triple crown title, and defiantly Big Ci is an second rate Ass clown. Big Ci can go off an say whatever he wants I don't give an damn on what Big Ci has to say about the Greatest POW Superstar they have EVA had! Big Ci is just getting frustrated cause he knows his times has Valor Champion is coming to an end. Big Ci knows that He is finally fighting the an True Superstar, the best POW has to offer. Big Ci Should be honored to be in the presence of me. Big Ci Should be happy to lose to his title to the best POW has then to anybody else cause hell to Big Ci's credit after me everybody else is on the same level so Big Ci can't go any lower in POW but he futting well can't go any higher with his skill set.
Felix: Whoa hold on there one second Mister Flanchise dude, you should respect Big Ci. He is the Best Valor Champion POW has ever had. He has defended hat title better then anybody before him. Also Big Ci made an very good point on that you might be the best talent in POW but your only 5'11 155lbs, and well with all the talent you still got to somehow take down and pin The 6'6 284 so Juggernaut that is Big Ci.
Flap: Mister Latino heat Like i have said i don't care how long Big Ci has had that title or how many times he defended. He still hasn't defended that title Against me and well when No fear rolls around Big Ci's Title Defense will go sour. Cause Reality is Big Ci can't touch The True Superstar Flap Flanagan. Now you also go on about Big Ci's size advantage whoa that's something new to my matches... Yeah right Bullshit, Everybody I get into the ring with is bigger then me and that hasn't stop The Flanchise One in cruising to Wins, and titles wins. And Well Big Ci's Girlfriend's in the past have told him that size does matter when they Slap him in the face after being Unpleased with his sexual prowess. But in this case Size doesn't matter Big Ci! You might be 6'6 284lbs but that's all you have on me. You got no talent, futt your just an big Retarded Juggernaut. Sure you hit me it's gonna hurt alittle. But Hell your not gonna catch me you stupid Futter! I hope you count the Hours, the Minutes , the seconds, the milliseconds you have left with that Valor Champion because after No Fear you won't be Valor Champion, you will just simply be known has 2nd rate Superstar Big Ci. Sure you'll get an rematch for the title against me, but once again you will lose. Cause once again simply put it Big Ci will be an has been after No Fear.
Felix: Dude i really never knew you where an Futting asshole.Disrespecting Big Ci like that...
Flap: Hey hey I got some respect for Big Ci after all i already got an Ambulance and an Private Hospital room for him. I also will autograph some of My Merchandise and auction it off on Ebay and donate about an buck or so to wards Big Ci and his family since after No Fear Big Ci will probably get fired since let's not beat around the bush and let's be honest with each other Big Ci isn't even in the POW's Top 10 list.
Felix: You Mister Flanagan dude are an Bad Guy!
Flap: No I am not an bad Guy, I am Just FLAPANISE! and at No Fear i will be Crowned POW VALOR CHAMPION, WHEEE!
Felix: What about Jason Coughlin the other guy in your match at No Fear don't you think he could go unnoticed and sneak up on you and WIN?
Flap: Who the Futt is Jason Coughlin? and How the futt did he get in the match did Asswipe jobber get injured and this Jason Coughlin dude is his replacement?
Felix: Jason Coughlin was always in this match.
Flap: Futt you Interviewer dude. I know for an fact that he wasn't, and that Asswipe Jobber was originally booked in my match.
Felix: Flap dude Asswipe Jobber is Jason Coughlin.
Flap: So you are telling me Asswipe Jobber is Jason Coughlin. Jason Coughlin is Asswipe Jobber?
Felix: Yes!
Flap: So you are acknowledging that This Jason Coughlin dude is an AssWipe!?
Felix: .....
To Be Continued