Post by bigci on Oct 15, 2007 19:12:26 GMT -6
The scene opens with Big Ci sat on a high stool next to a table with a television monitor on it. He is holding the zapper in his hand and has the Valor title across his lap. He looks into the camera and, after a short pause, speaks to his audience.
Big Ci: A couple of days removed from the debut of Unchained Chaos and I am preparing, not for another tag team contest, but for a triple threat match… a triple threat match with mammoth implications. At No Fear I defend my Valor championship… a championship I have held for three months… against a man who has a win over me in the record books and a man who is never out of the main event picture, and who has some pretty serious issues into the bargain. At No Fear, POW’s next DVD taping, I go into a must-win match, in which I am not the favourite, and in which I have no championship advantage. In just a few minutes I will address the situation further, however now I feel it necessary to show you a piece of footage from earlier on this week, after which I will address the situation in which I find myself.
So without further ado… let’s take a look
He clicks the zapper and a video plays, the camera zooms in.
Fans Chant Asshole
Flap: I get the point already Josh Eagles is an asshole. I already knew this information already. Get some new Shit! Now anyways onto more important stuff then the POW triple Crown Championship since well it's totally overrated since Two guys fighting for it are Second rate. I guess POW management love holding down their true Superstar and giving him Matches for second rate titles like the Valor Championship. Yesum if you haven't clued in yet, I will be winning the POW Valor Title at No Fear.
Fans Chant BIG CI RULEZ!
Flap: Oh Yes The BIG CI is really gonna rule at No Fear, NOT! Big Ci has been Valor Champion for along time. He has defended it like an true Champion, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! Yeah OK like I am really gonna give Big Ci credit for defending his title against guys like Mr. Showtime and like anybody else in this company that isn't well ME! See the only reason Big Ci has had that title for so long is cause well cause... Well hell the POW Roster has like well two Half Decent wrestlers and there fighting in the Main Event. Half Decent Wrestlers in the Main Event fighting for the top title in the Company. When you Got The True Superstar fighting for the second rate title against the over rated BIG CI!
Fans Chant BIG CI!
Flap: Yesum you poor dimwits have no idea how much pain Big Ci is gonna suffer at No Fear. Hell I have already booked an Ambulance and an Private room in the hospital for Big Ci's little Visit there after No Fear. Oh wait I totally forgot there's another asswipe involved in this match, hmmmm Futt I have no clue who he is or what his name is. So I will call him Asswipe Jobber. So at No Fear when I dominate the Match. Pin both Big Ci and Asswipe Jobber, and Become the New POW Valor Champion It will truly start the New ERA of POW The FLAPANISE ERA!
Fans Boo.
Flap: Well Futt i almost forgot I got alittle preview of what is gonna happen at No Fear. Enjoy!
Tritron shows an wrestling ring, where Flap is in the ring then the Camera zooms in and we see an closeup of some boobies which are Labeled BIG CI. Then the Camera zooms on an midget with an mask which says Asswipe Jobber.
Flap: We Could do this The easy way, or we could do this the Flapaniser Way. Choose your own Fate!
Both people instantly jump to the ground and lay on there backs has Flap covers them both for an three count. and Holds up an Fake Valor title. Then tritron goes Black. The Fans then start Booing.
Flap: Hey I am not an Bad Guy, I'm Just Flapanise! Wii!
Bad To The Bone By George Throughgood Blares over the PA System has Flap leaves the ring.
Big Ci: So, some interesting points from the “Flanchise Player” there. You know Flap Flanagan is an impressive opponent he’s been Open-weight Champion, TV Champion, UWL Heritage Champion and he is currently one half of the POW World Tag Team Champions… but you see for all Flap’s credit… for all his accomplishments… for all his accolades and achievements Flap falls down in one way… he is a complete and utter prick.
Flap you really piss me off you know that. You talk about how you’re the big star and how the Valor title is a second rate title… well I put it to you that you are a second rate human being you arrogant ignorant son of a bitch… you walk around with your head held high with your goofy voice and you run down this championship. I have held this championship for months and I have fought for it with conviction and with meaning because this belt means something. This belt has been around less than a year yet it already means so much to this sport. It means so much because of men like Lance Erikson, like Mr Showtime and as much as I hate his stinking guts… George Duke. And for you to come out in front of an arena full of fans and run down this belt and everything its stands for… after the wars I have fought over it… unifying it with the Extreme Championship… unifying it with the Mid-Atlantic Championship… you may as well have come along and slapped me in the face… and Flap, as stupid as your voice makes you sound… I never thought you were as stupid as to think that a 5’11, 155lb guy like you, as big and as bad as you like to think you are, could get away with slapping a 6’6, 284lb juggernaut like me. If you were to think that Flap, you’d be decidedly wrong, because come Friday Night you will experience No Fear… because there is no danger… no danger of you leaving that arena unscathed, that is. Flap your entrance music may be “Bad to the Bone” but we are gonna get to see just how bad you are when your bones are lying broken in the heap that is your miserable carcass.
You wanna predict that you’re going to walk out the New Valor champion… well the only way that would ever happen is if I handed you the title belt myself… and that’s not going to happen. Only one man will walk out of No Fear as the Valor Champion… and that is not Flap Flanagan nor is it “Asswipe Jobber”, whose name just happens to be Jason Coughlin.
Now Jason Coughlin is still very much the unknown quantity in this match. The record books will forever say that he has a victory in a match with Big Ci… but I promise you Jason… after this Friday we will break even because I will have a victory over you.
Now in case everything I have said has gone over Flap’s head… allow me a minute alone with “The Flapanise Wonder”…
Ci takes the belt of his lap and holds it in his hand. He leans forward, into the camera, which zooms in to his face. He addresses Flap directly.
Big Ci: Flap… I have heard all you have had to say so far and I don’t like it… more importantly I don’t like you. Now you might not give a “Futt” about me or what I think about you… but we will see just exactly what you do give when my “Futt”… winds up half way up your ass!!! Regardless of what you do at No Fear… I am walking out as I walked in. POW…
He holds up the Belt
Valor Champion… Yesum!!! and the “King of Dr Pepper Mountain” will go down for the ONE… TWO… THRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Big Ci looks hard into the camera, his eyes wide and intense. He keeps the Valor championship belt up next to his face as the scene fades to black.
End of Segment
Big Ci: A couple of days removed from the debut of Unchained Chaos and I am preparing, not for another tag team contest, but for a triple threat match… a triple threat match with mammoth implications. At No Fear I defend my Valor championship… a championship I have held for three months… against a man who has a win over me in the record books and a man who is never out of the main event picture, and who has some pretty serious issues into the bargain. At No Fear, POW’s next DVD taping, I go into a must-win match, in which I am not the favourite, and in which I have no championship advantage. In just a few minutes I will address the situation further, however now I feel it necessary to show you a piece of footage from earlier on this week, after which I will address the situation in which I find myself.
So without further ado… let’s take a look
He clicks the zapper and a video plays, the camera zooms in.
captainflask said:
Fans Chant Asshole
Flap: I get the point already Josh Eagles is an asshole. I already knew this information already. Get some new Shit! Now anyways onto more important stuff then the POW triple Crown Championship since well it's totally overrated since Two guys fighting for it are Second rate. I guess POW management love holding down their true Superstar and giving him Matches for second rate titles like the Valor Championship. Yesum if you haven't clued in yet, I will be winning the POW Valor Title at No Fear.
Fans Chant BIG CI RULEZ!
Flap: Oh Yes The BIG CI is really gonna rule at No Fear, NOT! Big Ci has been Valor Champion for along time. He has defended it like an true Champion, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! Yeah OK like I am really gonna give Big Ci credit for defending his title against guys like Mr. Showtime and like anybody else in this company that isn't well ME! See the only reason Big Ci has had that title for so long is cause well cause... Well hell the POW Roster has like well two Half Decent wrestlers and there fighting in the Main Event. Half Decent Wrestlers in the Main Event fighting for the top title in the Company. When you Got The True Superstar fighting for the second rate title against the over rated BIG CI!
Fans Chant BIG CI!
Flap: Yesum you poor dimwits have no idea how much pain Big Ci is gonna suffer at No Fear. Hell I have already booked an Ambulance and an Private room in the hospital for Big Ci's little Visit there after No Fear. Oh wait I totally forgot there's another asswipe involved in this match, hmmmm Futt I have no clue who he is or what his name is. So I will call him Asswipe Jobber. So at No Fear when I dominate the Match. Pin both Big Ci and Asswipe Jobber, and Become the New POW Valor Champion It will truly start the New ERA of POW The FLAPANISE ERA!
Fans Boo.
Flap: Well Futt i almost forgot I got alittle preview of what is gonna happen at No Fear. Enjoy!
Tritron shows an wrestling ring, where Flap is in the ring then the Camera zooms in and we see an closeup of some boobies which are Labeled BIG CI. Then the Camera zooms on an midget with an mask which says Asswipe Jobber.
Flap: We Could do this The easy way, or we could do this the Flapaniser Way. Choose your own Fate!
Both people instantly jump to the ground and lay on there backs has Flap covers them both for an three count. and Holds up an Fake Valor title. Then tritron goes Black. The Fans then start Booing.
Flap: Hey I am not an Bad Guy, I'm Just Flapanise! Wii!
Bad To The Bone By George Throughgood Blares over the PA System has Flap leaves the ring.
Big Ci: So, some interesting points from the “Flanchise Player” there. You know Flap Flanagan is an impressive opponent he’s been Open-weight Champion, TV Champion, UWL Heritage Champion and he is currently one half of the POW World Tag Team Champions… but you see for all Flap’s credit… for all his accomplishments… for all his accolades and achievements Flap falls down in one way… he is a complete and utter prick.
Flap you really piss me off you know that. You talk about how you’re the big star and how the Valor title is a second rate title… well I put it to you that you are a second rate human being you arrogant ignorant son of a bitch… you walk around with your head held high with your goofy voice and you run down this championship. I have held this championship for months and I have fought for it with conviction and with meaning because this belt means something. This belt has been around less than a year yet it already means so much to this sport. It means so much because of men like Lance Erikson, like Mr Showtime and as much as I hate his stinking guts… George Duke. And for you to come out in front of an arena full of fans and run down this belt and everything its stands for… after the wars I have fought over it… unifying it with the Extreme Championship… unifying it with the Mid-Atlantic Championship… you may as well have come along and slapped me in the face… and Flap, as stupid as your voice makes you sound… I never thought you were as stupid as to think that a 5’11, 155lb guy like you, as big and as bad as you like to think you are, could get away with slapping a 6’6, 284lb juggernaut like me. If you were to think that Flap, you’d be decidedly wrong, because come Friday Night you will experience No Fear… because there is no danger… no danger of you leaving that arena unscathed, that is. Flap your entrance music may be “Bad to the Bone” but we are gonna get to see just how bad you are when your bones are lying broken in the heap that is your miserable carcass.
You wanna predict that you’re going to walk out the New Valor champion… well the only way that would ever happen is if I handed you the title belt myself… and that’s not going to happen. Only one man will walk out of No Fear as the Valor Champion… and that is not Flap Flanagan nor is it “Asswipe Jobber”, whose name just happens to be Jason Coughlin.
Now Jason Coughlin is still very much the unknown quantity in this match. The record books will forever say that he has a victory in a match with Big Ci… but I promise you Jason… after this Friday we will break even because I will have a victory over you.
Now in case everything I have said has gone over Flap’s head… allow me a minute alone with “The Flapanise Wonder”…
Ci takes the belt of his lap and holds it in his hand. He leans forward, into the camera, which zooms in to his face. He addresses Flap directly.
Big Ci: Flap… I have heard all you have had to say so far and I don’t like it… more importantly I don’t like you. Now you might not give a “Futt” about me or what I think about you… but we will see just exactly what you do give when my “Futt”… winds up half way up your ass!!! Regardless of what you do at No Fear… I am walking out as I walked in. POW…
He holds up the Belt
Valor Champion… Yesum!!! and the “King of Dr Pepper Mountain” will go down for the ONE… TWO… THRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Big Ci looks hard into the camera, his eyes wide and intense. He keeps the Valor championship belt up next to his face as the scene fades to black.
End of Segment